Horatio

That is such a great song!!! Mmhmm. Did you know Scott Ian is going to marry Marvin Aday's daughter? Such juicy gossip, I know. xD No. Have you been spending time in the Supermarket checkout lines again? Bush cheats on Laura with Condi! ... I mean. No. He also held back a miracle youth drug! I saw it in the Weekly World News! Gosh. He is so greedy. I know everyone wants to have the good baby-looks of George Bush, so why can't he just share for once? You want to look like George Bush??????

It is not a matter of breaking the law, it is the fact that what you do will have an impact on whatever job you would like. Companies now do credit checks, background checks, criminal and record checks... plus more. If you want something more than a job that pays minimum wage, then I can only suggest keeping your nose clean. i dont want a job. or i'll just lose weight and be a stripper. And you don't think stripping is a job?

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million

I think you might talk to your mother about your feelings regarding your uncle. In addition, if what he wrote in the online blog bothers you or you feel it is inappropriate, then you need to show this to your mother as well. There is something that your inner self is telling you and I do believe you need to pay attention to this. I forgot to mention first, this is a superb picture.

How was Cars? Haha. Silly Hor-ah-tio, you beat me to correcting that. =P I couldn't resist!

An industrial piercing????? Please do explain that one. It's a large barbell that goes through both sides of your ear cartilage. So It ends up looking like this - Or ... if you want to go for the evolution piercing ... Owwwwww. I can only imagine the pain. Thank you for both those pics. You guessed I would ask about evolution piercing as well. Haha. They are pretty painful. My brother had the industrial piercing last summer, but he had to take it out for karate. That's one good point for taking karate!

I am sorry to hear this. Allergies are such a pain. Yeah, especially soy allergies. I get all red and whatnot. Oh, how unpleasant! > How dare she be allergic to things! Exactly what I was thinking!!!!!! I saw we throw her in the mines and put her to work for her insolence! You probably wouldn't want to do that... isn't she in your mafia???? What if she creates a mine mutiny? She's the only one in there. ._.;; It would be a pretty small mutiny. MegaWolf is the only one in your mafia????????? What happened to me? (with the question mark?) No, she's the only one in the mines. Ohhhhhh, would you be needing any help tossing her down there? LOL That reminds me: I was reading comics about a Stick Figure named Bob, and in one comic, he got thrown into a dumpster and he found a Lite Brite. Hooray Lite Brites! Don't think you will find any Lite Brites down in the mine, - Kat - has already cleaned the mine! Actually, I'm not really sure what's down there. o.o I've never been, myself... *is shocked* So this in fact could be a holiday for Mega Wolf!

That is such a great song!!! Mmhmm. Did you know Scott Ian is going to marry Marvin Aday's daughter? Such juicy gossip, I know. xD No. Have you been spending time in the Supermarket checkout lines again? Bush cheats on Laura with Condi! ... I mean. No. ROFOCLH That's good!!!!!

An industrial piercing????? Please do explain that one. It's a large barbell that goes through both sides of your ear cartilage. So It ends up looking like this - Or ... if you want to go for the evolution piercing ... Owwwwww. I can only imagine the pain. Thank you for both those pics. You guessed I would ask about evolution piercing as well.

I am sorry to hear this. Allergies are such a pain. Yeah, especially soy allergies. I get all red and whatnot. Oh, how unpleasant! > How dare she be allergic to things! Exactly what I was thinking!!!!!! I saw we throw her in the mines and put her to work for her insolence! You probably wouldn't want to do that... isn't she in your mafia???? What if she creates a mine mutiny? She's the only one in there. ._.;; It would be a pretty small mutiny. MegaWolf is the only one in your mafia????????? What happened to me? (with the question mark?) No, she's the only one in the mines. Ohhhhhh, would you be needing any help tossing her down there? LOL That reminds me: I was reading comics about a Stick Figure named Bob, and in one comic, he got thrown into a dumpster and he found a Lite Brite. Hooray Lite Brites! Don't think you will find any Lite Brites down in the mine, - Kat - has already cleaned the mine!

That is such a great song!!! Mmhmm. Did you know Scott Ian is going to marry Marvin Aday's daughter? Such juicy gossip, I know. xD No. Have you been spending time in the Supermarket checkout lines again?

An industrial piercing????? Please do explain that one.

That is such a great song!!!

Revolution is for fleas and mites and a variety of other bugs your animals don't want. I was just trying to let you know that the doses are determined by weight, so keep that in mind. I told the veterinarian you did the peroxide and neosporin and he said to keep an eye on it and you might need to add some more neosporin a few more times to aid in healing. I am sure the gash will go away. Did you find what caused the gash? This is important so you do not have this happen again. Also, please put up a pic of your roborovski hammies! I would love to see them. Alright. Thank you. I figured the mites caused the gash. Maybe they agitated him so much, he gnawed his own skin off. Dunno. I also don't know where the mites would have come from. Our dogs haven't had mites in a year, so I'm guessing that they might have been in the food. But the other hamster doesn't have them. You have already seen them, silly. They were in the picture that I made for HK's birthday. Where are the hammies cages located. Mites can live in the carpet. Although I would believe your other hammie will either get them or would have them if one hammie got them. I will have to ask about them causing the gash. Usually the hammies will rub their hair off or have small bites, but not a gash, so I will have to ask the vet. You are so right, I did see the pics in the birthday card. I still have that birthday card pic on my computer. You did a great job with that! That's what we use for my guinea pig too. Neeevvveerrrr buy animals from PetCo. PetCo is PetNo. She had about 2 billion problems. It was horrible how much money we had to spend to fix her up. But she was never completely healed. Inbreds. >_> She's turning five, and still going strong, though. Pet No! how correct you are!!!!!!

How was Cars?

Revolution is for fleas and mites and a variety of other bugs your animals don't want. I was just trying to let you know that the doses are determined by weight, so keep that in mind. I told the veterinarian you did the peroxide and neosporin and he said to keep an eye on it and you might need to add some more neosporin a few more times to aid in healing. I am sure the gash will go away. Did you find what caused the gash? This is important so you do not have this happen again. Also, please put up a pic of your roborovski hammies! I would love to see them.

It is not a matter of breaking the law, it is the fact that what you do will have an impact on whatever job you would like. Companies now do credit checks, background checks, criminal and record checks... plus more. If you want something more than a job that pays minimum wage, then I can only suggest keeping your nose clean.

I think you accidentally voted for yellow. LOL LOL Leave it to Toto... can't even select the correct vote. *wonders what would happen when she votes for President* I actually didn't even vote. So. There. And then I voted for blue, since Cornflower is the best ever. Yay blue votes! I like Aquamarine!

Lasagna, although I like your spelling better. Actually, it's lasagne in its native tongue. But americanized, Horatio is exactly right! food is good for you. haha. mm i couldnt find it last night and i was sooo mad. but i found it and had it for breakfast. I could eat lasagna for breakfast! yea it was good. i actually had it for dinner too. breakfast was at 2:30pm btw. haha Breakfast in the afternoon... that would be more like dunch or linner. (Halfway between lunch and dinner.)

You just want to hug the last person who voted for you or all four of them? *knows who voted the last vote* what, can you see who voted for who on you spiffy mod-ness? or was it just that it was you so you know it was you? No spiffy mod-ness here. I just happened to be on at the same time as that person. Eh, I'll wait for them to tell me. And if they don't, I suggest you just give everyone a hug! *gets in the hammie bear huggle mode* I just might have to! *waits for person to show up* ...*hugs Horatio anyway* n_n *is knocked off my feet* I am absolutely stunned that I have four votes!!!!!! *gives hammie bear huggles to everyone* *wonders when I will have to start paying everyone who voted for me* I get piad for voting for you? Sweet! The check goes out tomorrow morning. If this is a problem, I can always FedEx you cash.

So you are going to turn into a red fox for the summer?

I could always read the manual. Or better yet... Jesse, where for art thou Jesse? Command + Shift + 3 takes a full screenshot, and Command + Shift + 4 lets you select a portion of the screen to capture. On Mac OS 9 or earlier, the pictures appear in your harddrive folder, PICT format. On Mac OS X, the pictures appear on your desktop, PNG format. You are soooooooo cool! *airdrops a case of cherry micicles, frozen chickenshakes and cookies next to Jesse's log* Thank you!!!!!!! Wow, you are spoiling me...but who cares! *wolfs down the food* (I should answer Horatio's questions more often!) Please do! Then I will be 1/2 as smart as you are!

You just want to hug the last person who voted for you or all four of them? *knows who voted the last vote* what, can you see who voted for who on you spiffy mod-ness? or was it just that it was you so you know it was you? No spiffy mod-ness here. I just happened to be on at the same time as that person. Eh, I'll wait for them to tell me. And if they don't, I suggest you just give everyone a hug! *gets in the hammie bear huggle mode* I just might have to! *waits for person to show up* ...*hugs Horatio anyway* n_n *is knocked off my feet* I am absolutely stunned that I have four votes!!!!!! *gives hammie bear huggles to everyone* *wonders when I will have to start paying everyone who voted for me*

I am sorry to hear this. Allergies are such a pain. Yeah, especially soy allergies. I get all red and whatnot. Oh, how unpleasant! > How dare she be allergic to things! Exactly what I was thinking!!!!!! I saw we throw her in the mines and put her to work for her insolence! You probably wouldn't want to do that... isn't she in your mafia???? What if she creates a mine mutiny? She's the only one in there. ._.;; It would be a pretty small mutiny. MegaWolf is the only one in your mafia????????? What happened to me? (with the question mark?) No, she's the only one in the mines. Ohhhhhh, would you be needing any help tossing her down there? LOL

Yes. The vet suggested putting on the hydrogen peroxide to clean out the gash and then neosporin to keep the gash clean and speed healing. Just getting out the mites is not enough to get rid of the infection. You will not see mite eggs and more will just appear. In addition you could kill your hamster with the mite treatment. That mite treatment is based on the weight of the dog and all you need is one tiny pinhead drop on the back of the neck and then NOT again for two weeks. (This is if you are using something like the mite treatment Revolution.) As for your vet not being able to tell the difference between a male and a female, it is really hard until you learn exactly what to look for. It took me a while to remember which was which, but I could always separate them correctly. Get one of your parents to help you hold your hammie with a towel and make sure the hydrogen peroxide does not get into his ears or eyes. If you have an eyedropper, this is a perfect way to do this depending on exactly where the gash is. Also, a cotton ball will clean the area or tissue. After you do the hydrogen peroxide a few times and it does not seem like it is foaming any more or has really decreased, then put on the neosporin. Then tomorrow all you need to do is check the neosporin and perhaps add a little bit.