Horatio

*edits Topazia's post* Absolutely, please join in! The more the merrier!!!!!!!! *makes a place for Topazia*

Sounds like a song by the Krupps coffee maker about a Scottish roast.

*is very worried* Goldendoodle???????????????????? dun worry horatio, it is just a poodle bred with a golden retriever. For real?!?!? Or did you photoshop that picture? Soon there will be no real breeds, but a bunch of Heinz 57 varieties. It seems like no one is ever happy with the way things are, they always need to change it. So what is next, a ChiDane?, a Pocket PeekaStiff? I did forget to say... the dog is cute! But wait, didn't you say Golden Retrievers were kind of big? You think this doggie is small? (Just checking your perspective. LOL) well, smaller than an average golden retriever. the next big hit! the poowah! (poodle/chiuaua) So you didn't want a ChiDane or a Pocket PeekaStiff? My Aunt Terri has a dog that's a mutt, but the vet said it's prolly a cross between a Pommeranian and a Rottwieler. x_x There you go............. .............a Potweiler! Yup. And Kris has a dog that's part German Shepard, part Golden Retriever, and part Sharpe. That's a really tough one... GoldGermSharpever? Not a good name... I will have to think on this one. golden Shetrievarpe? Hey good one! That is a name the American Kennel Club would approve of!!!

lyk33 00 n0 u d1dn+. z4k 4ffr00n 1z z0 myn33 grL. 1 h0p 4zl33 +izdal33 lyk33, b4kkz 0f m11 m4n. =D Translation ... Like. No you didn't. Zak Effron is so mine girl. I hope Ashle Tisdale like. Backs off of my man. My talents never cease to amaze me. Well, i got up to "zak," but then i couldn't get any more. How do you do that? I don't know Toto's trick, but I need to treat it like one of those magic 3D pictures. I move back from the computer, so to speak, and look at the words as a whole, not individual letters. When you do this, it makes more sense to me. For example: 4 = A. When you look at the word b4kkz, don't look letter for letter, but step back, look at the entire word and the 4 resembles a Capital A. bAkkz. Does this help? *waits to hear Toto's tricks on reading this, wants to learn a better method*

lol, if you have a test tatoo the answers to your arm... horatio seems to like that idea Test tattoos that go away after a semester. This way you can get a new set for the next set of courses. lol. cuz you wouldnt get caught with that or anything. i mite get a heart somewhere. i cant wait to get my lip pierced. i mite have to wait till im 18. but i know people that pierce. and i plan on making a fake id in about a year. so i mite get it before that. i also plan on piercing my 3rd,4th, 5th holes in my ears. i had my 3rd for a while but i took it out cuz it was uneven. i wanna do my nose and tongue too but i dont wanna do them at home. ...maybe my nose, but DEFINATLY not tougue My friend Bri did her own Snakebite, and she did my other friend Amanda's Monroe and she's like, uh, 12. what is a snake bite? and no horatio, not the obvious answer. he is obviously referring to a type of peircing, and not by a snake. You would have commented on that, wouldn't you? How could I not????? It was perfect. *wonders why Toto missed such a golden opportunity*

*wonders if Cheesemaster likes eating spinach*

Learning, growing and all the pains that go with the development from childhood until adulthood are unsettling. As your ideas blossom, you have rough seas. I do promise you that your life will smooth out to gently rolling hills, with an occasional big one every now and then. [sigh] I hope so... you work fast! Trust me on the things getting better. As for working fast, no, you just have impeccable timing!

How phenomenal a trip. It was great you could rent bikes and continue on with your plans. You and your family sound like a really cool family who do great things! I bet you are tired now! well, I got back a week ago, maybe two (time is hard to keep track of during summer,) So I am fine now. But the most tiring part was the trek up to mount rodgers. not an easy walk, but it does have many phenomenal(sp?) panoramic views of mountainscape. Where are your pictures??????????? You have to bring the camera to share your adventures with us!!!! *sends TBFOF to accompany Cheesemaster on all his trips as a documentary photographer*

This is a holiday weekend... people are busy making plans and going on holiday! No time for serious discussion, just time for hotdogs, hamburgers and fireworks! well, yes, it's a time for celeration, but a/ I'm working the fourth () and b/ my life as i know it is going to Tophet. The only one I can really vent to isn't even the same denomination as I am, too. I am sorry you are working on the fourth. As for your life, consider it just a downhill to be followed by an uphill. Consider, if life always was flat with no ups and downs, then it would probably be quite boring. Of course, this does not help when you are on a downhill, but you do have someone who will listen. Sometimes it does not matter what denomination the listener is, just that they care enough to give you their time. except that rob doesn't understand half what comes out of my mouth since he's baptist, not episcopal, and he's also not the child of a vestry member... all these hills give me motion sickness... *gives Topazia a flat can of Coke to settle her stomach* Please sip this very slowly. It is okay that Rob does not understand. Perhaps this will be a learning experience for him. Please try and understand this hard time will pass. Some things just take time. *grumble grumble grumble* I'd like to believe that, but it's been going for years. *does not like Coke but appreciates it* Learning, growing and all the pains that go with the development from childhood until adulthood are unsettling. As your ideas blossom, you have rough seas. I do promise you that your life will smooth out to gently rolling hills, with an occasional big one every now and then.

I think you might talk to your mother about your feelings regarding your uncle. In addition, if what he wrote in the online blog bothers you or you feel it is inappropriate, then you need to show this to your mother as well. There is something that your inner self is telling you and I do believe you need to pay attention to this. I forgot to mention first, this is a superb picture. He didn't write the blog, I did. I have spoken to my parents about it and they know I don't like him but they can't be rude to him since hes my dads brother. ♥ Lee Being your father's brother makes things very tough. I wasn't suggesting that they be rude to him, but makes sure that all activities where he is included, they either allow you to stay home, if the event is somewhere else, or if the event is at your house, allow you to not really participate and stay in your room if you want. What I am suggesting is to have your parents consider your feelings and allow you some leeway to be as involved or not involved in the event as you feel you want to be. Am I confusing you?

*is very worried* Goldendoodle???????????????????? dun worry horatio, it is just a poodle bred with a golden retriever. For real?!?!? Or did you photoshop that picture? Soon there will be no real breeds, but a bunch of Heinz 57 varieties. It seems like no one is ever happy with the way things are, they always need to change it. So what is next, a ChiDane?, a Pocket PeekaStiff? I did forget to say... the dog is cute! But wait, didn't you say Golden Retrievers were kind of big? You think this doggie is small? (Just checking your perspective. LOL) well, smaller than an average golden retriever. the next big hit! the poowah! (poodle/chiuaua) So you didn't want a ChiDane or a Pocket PeekaStiff? My Aunt Terri has a dog that's a mutt, but the vet said it's prolly a cross between a Pommeranian and a Rottwieler. x_x There you go............. .............a Potweiler! Yup. And Kris has a dog that's part German Shepard, part Golden Retriever, and part Sharpe. That's a really tough one... GoldGermSharpever? Not a good name... I will have to think on this one.

lyk33 00 n0 u d1dn+. z4k 4ffr00n 1z z0 myn33 grL. 1 h0p 4zl33 +izdal33 lyk33, b4kkz 0f m11 m4n. =D Translation ... Like. No you didn't. Zak Effron is so mine girl. I hope Ashle Tisdale like. Backs off of my man. My talents never cease to amaze me. You are very talented! Thank you!

LOL Actually you caught me. I couldn't sleep, got up, put on some coffee and decided to take a quick look here... voila. I was sitting in the dark and hear the pitter-patter of hammie feet and realized one of my friends, Houdini, was here with me. She is now in her ball getting ready to head back to her cage. I might disappear. Nice seeing you again! ...You couldn't sleep, so you just got coffee? Sure, why not? Well, before I went to bed I had that Coca Cola Black or something like that(the coke-coffee blend). So yeah, I had some odd dreams after that. Even I know better than to drink that stuff before I go to bed! Yeah, I dreamed one of my guy friends pulled a baby turtle out of his mouth and said, "This is my pet tuurrrtle." That would be my kind of dream! LOL Interesting. I usually don't remember dreams, but I remembered that one. As a matter of fact, I usually don't remember then either. I know I have had a dream, but never can remember. It really annoys me, because I always remember if it was good or bad. I never seem to have nightmares, just some awfully strange dreams.

LOL Actually you caught me. I couldn't sleep, got up, put on some coffee and decided to take a quick look here... voila. I was sitting in the dark and hear the pitter-patter of hammie feet and realized one of my friends, Houdini, was here with me. She is now in her ball getting ready to head back to her cage. I might disappear. Nice seeing you again! ...You couldn't sleep, so you just got coffee? Sure, why not? Well, before I went to bed I had that Coca Cola Black or something like that(the coke-coffee blend). So yeah, I had some odd dreams after that. Even I know better than to drink that stuff before I go to bed! Yeah, I dreamed one of my guy friends pulled a baby turtle out of his mouth and said, "This is my pet tuurrrtle." That would be my kind of dream! LOL Interesting. I usually don't remember dreams, but I remembered that one. As a matter of fact, I usually don't remember then either. I know I have had a dream, but never can remember.

The grey works great. Sort of subliminal but noticeable. Wobbiekins......

lyk33 00 n0 u d1dn+. z4k 4ffr00n 1z z0 myn33 grL. 1 h0p 4zl33 +izdal33 lyk33, b4kkz 0f m11 m4n. =D Your post is like one of those magical pictures.

LOL Actually you caught me. I couldn't sleep, got up, put on some coffee and decided to take a quick look here... voila. I was sitting in the dark and hear the pitter-patter of hammie feet and realized one of my friends, Houdini, was here with me. She is now in her ball getting ready to head back to her cage. I might disappear. Nice seeing you again! ...You couldn't sleep, so you just got coffee? Sure, why not? Well, before I went to bed I had that Coca Cola Black or something like that(the coke-coffee blend). So yeah, I had some odd dreams after that. Even I know better than to drink that stuff before I go to bed! Yeah, I dreamed one of my guy friends pulled a baby turtle out of his mouth and said, "This is my pet tuurrrtle." That would be my kind of dream! LOL

*is very worried* Goldendoodle???????????????????? dun worry horatio, it is just a poodle bred with a golden retriever. For real?!?!? Or did you photoshop that picture? Soon there will be no real breeds, but a bunch of Heinz 57 varieties. It seems like no one is ever happy with the way things are, they always need to change it. So what is next, a ChiDane?, a Pocket PeekaStiff? I did forget to say... the dog is cute! But wait, didn't you say Golden Retrievers were kind of big? You think this doggie is small? (Just checking your perspective. LOL) well, smaller than an average golden retriever. the next big hit! the poowah! (poodle/chiuaua) So you didn't want a ChiDane or a Pocket PeekaStiff? My Aunt Terri has a dog that's a mutt, but the vet said it's prolly a cross between a Pommeranian and a Rottwieler. x_x There you go............. .............a Potweiler!

LOL Actually you caught me. I couldn't sleep, got up, put on some coffee and decided to take a quick look here... voila. I was sitting in the dark and hear the pitter-patter of hammie feet and realized one of my friends, Houdini, was here with me. She is now in her ball getting ready to head back to her cage. I might disappear. Nice seeing you again! ...You couldn't sleep, so you just got coffee? Sure, why not? Well, before I went to bed I had that Coca Cola Black or something like that(the coke-coffee blend). So yeah, I had some odd dreams after that. Even I know better than to drink that stuff before I go to bed!

lol, if you have a test tatoo the answers to your arm... horatio seems to like that idea Test tattoos that go away after a semester. This way you can get a new set for the next set of courses. lol. cuz you wouldnt get caught with that or anything. i mite get a heart somewhere. i cant wait to get my lip pierced. i mite have to wait till im 18. but i know people that pierce. and i plan on making a fake id in about a year. so i mite get it before that. i also plan on piercing my 3rd,4th, 5th holes in my ears. i had my 3rd for a while but i took it out cuz it was uneven. i wanna do my nose and tongue too but i dont wanna do them at home. ...maybe my nose, but DEFINATLY not tougue My friend Bri did her own Snakebite, and she did my other friend Amanda's Monroe and she's like, uh, 12. what is a snake bite? and no horatio, not the obvious answer. he is obviously referring to a type of peircing, and not by a snake.

LOL Actually you caught me. I couldn't sleep, got up, put on some coffee and decided to take a quick look here... voila. I was sitting in the dark and hear the pitter-patter of hammie feet and realized one of my friends, Houdini, was here with me. She is now in her ball getting ready to head back to her cage. I might disappear. Nice seeing you again! ...You couldn't sleep, so you just got coffee? Sure, why not?

This is a holiday weekend... people are busy making plans and going on holiday! No time for serious discussion, just time for hotdogs, hamburgers and fireworks! well, yes, it's a time for celeration, but a/ I'm working the fourth () and b/ my life as i know it is going to Tophet. The only one I can really vent to isn't even the same denomination as I am, too. I am sorry you are working on the fourth. As for your life, consider it just a downhill to be followed by an uphill. Consider, if life always was flat with no ups and downs, then it would probably be quite boring. Of course, this does not help when you are on a downhill, but you do have someone who will listen. Sometimes it does not matter what denomination the listener is, just that they care enough to give you their time. except that rob doesn't understand half what comes out of my mouth since he's baptist, not episcopal, and he's also not the child of a vestry member... all these hills give me motion sickness... *gives Topazia a flat can of Coke to settle her stomach* Please sip this very slowly. It is okay that Rob does not understand. Perhaps this will be a learning experience for him. Please try and understand this hard time will pass. Some things just take time.

How phenomenal a trip. It was great you could rent bikes and continue on with your plans. You and your family sound like a really cool family who do great things! I bet you are tired now!

This is a holiday weekend... people are busy making plans and going on holiday! No time for serious discussion, just time for hotdogs, hamburgers and fireworks! well, yes, it's a time for celeration, but a/ I'm working the fourth () and b/ my life as i know it is going to Tophet. The only one I can really vent to isn't even the same denomination as I am, too. I am sorry you are working on the fourth. As for your life, consider it just a downhill to be followed by an uphill. Consider, if life always was flat with no ups and downs, then it would probably be quite boring. Of course, this does not help when you are on a downhill, but you do have someone who will listen. Sometimes it does not matter what denomination the listener is, just that they care enough to give you their time.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination!!!