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  1. *sends Wildcat a basket of fresh baked cookies for being the winner* CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE!!!!
  2. *wonders what that random guy would think when he saw the toothy grin and puckered lips of the wolf aiming towards his face* Haha, this would be interesting. Even more so if you had a couple of drools hanging from your jowls! *~*The Grand Illusion*~* LOL *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~* Then in your most seductive wolfie voice... "Pucker up my sweet"
  3. *wonders what that random guy would think when he saw the toothy grin and puckered lips of the wolf aiming towards his face* Haha, this would be interesting. Even more so if you had a couple of drools hanging from your jowls!
  4. I will give you mine. *sends scanner over cyberspace*
  5. I am sitting here waiting for people to post... three people on the boards, but silence. Soooooooooo, I am going for a snack.
  6. Horatio

    I Need to Vent.

    thats wut YOU think *~*The Grand Illusion*~* All of my brothers girlfreinds wanted him to have sex. If he wanted it, he would of agreed. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~* ha oh. ive never met a guy that didnt want sex. Hahaha. Sorry MK, but I think your brother is lying to you. (Besides ... I've never talked about sex with my brother, or asked him if wanted to have sex with anyone ... How do these conversations pop up between you and your brother?) But yeah. I'm agreeing with Lauren on this one. It's a guy thing. If a girl will agree, they'll do it in a heartbeat. While reading your post, this thought popped into my head... Toto and her family are sitting at the dinner table. Horatio is in his cage within hearing distance and can see everyone at the table. Toto to her brother: "So (fill in brother's name), have you had sex recently?" Toto's mother and father: Stunned, with looks of disbelief, unable to utter a word. Brother, choking on food: "What? " Toto: "Well, I was just wondering if you have had sex, with whom and if you have anyone in your sight for sex in the near future." Brother: (for Toto to fill in)
  7. [yippie!!! You must not let this die! darn no pickles to dodge..... ] [-stealthily lobs three pickles at Honey- Muhaha! >D] [Wait! Are those bread and butter pickles???? *catches pickles mid-air*] *dodges pickles than realizes Horatio is eating them so hands Arkcher some more pickles and runs* *calls Glowurm and the rest of the Hammie Group to start grabbing and eating more pickles* Yum! *chomps on a pickle* [gives up dodging *nibbles on pickle*] Good, aren't they? *hands a bucket of pickles for Honey's horses* *gets a microphone* Who wants stuff for their pickes? We have vegemite, some jams, some marmalades, some nuts, some seeds, some peanut butter, some chichen, some clothes for people who want to keep their pickle as a 'pet', and much, much more! [ Peanut Butter Pickles please!!!! ] [Yum! That sounds interesting! *hands Honey some Peanut Butter Pickles and points to the Pickle Pasture for her to turn her horses out into*] [*munches on pickle* Delicous! Turns out horses!!! And demands the story continues!!!! ] [Good idea... back to the story!] *~*The Grand Illusion*~* [Arkcher is in YE OLDE MISSOURI right now. Without a computer. Trust me. Do you want me to write the next part for him?] *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~* [Yeah, man. I was in YE OLDE MISSOURI alright. But i had a compy. just didnt remember the URL to 'dis here board. so i didnt come. Instead i emailed everyone telling them how boring they were and how they dont email me back any no nothing. And some other stuff. and looked up game cheats for MP:H.] [so. Okay, um. Im gonna keep thinking of stuff to put in thar.] [and Supra Vanilla MAmmal of Death or whatever your name is, thats a story for pretty well everyone in the board, so i... guess everyones in it. It makes more sense if you read the last few times i tried writing this. ah whatever. I'm makin it up as I go, so i'll remember to put'cha in there somewheres.] I'll make this easy for you. www.hampsterdance.com Just think of Hampton and his pals, the Hampsters, dancing. We missed you, so please don't go so far away and not get in touch!!!!!!!! BTW... were you up there visiting Toto and - Kat -? Kansas is very close! [i didn't see any Arkchers...as far as I know. >_>] Were you looking? LOL
  8. Wow, I don't think even I could go that long without kissing. I'd sooner go crazy or just grab some random guy and kiss him. I didn't just say that. 'Course not. That reminds me of what one of my friends does to telemarketers. After letting them talk a while he'll say "Hey...you sound kinda hot." It's really funny if they're a guy, too. XD LOL I like your friend!
  9. [yippie!!! You must not let this die! darn no pickles to dodge..... ] [-stealthily lobs three pickles at Honey- Muhaha! >D] [Wait! Are those bread and butter pickles???? *catches pickles mid-air*] *dodges pickles than realizes Horatio is eating them so hands Arkcher some more pickles and runs* *calls Glowurm and the rest of the Hammie Group to start grabbing and eating more pickles* Yum! *chomps on a pickle* [gives up dodging *nibbles on pickle*] Good, aren't they? *hands a bucket of pickles for Honey's horses* *gets a microphone* Who wants stuff for their pickes? We have vegemite, some jams, some marmalades, some nuts, some seeds, some peanut butter, some chichen, some clothes for people who want to keep their pickle as a 'pet', and much, much more! [ Peanut Butter Pickles please!!!! ] [Yum! That sounds interesting! *hands Honey some Peanut Butter Pickles and points to the Pickle Pasture for her to turn her horses out into*] [*munches on pickle* Delicous! Turns out horses!!! And demands the story continues!!!! ] [Good idea... back to the story!] *~*The Grand Illusion*~* [Arkcher is in YE OLDE MISSOURI right now. Without a computer. Trust me. Do you want me to write the next part for him?] *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~* [Yeah, man. I was in YE OLDE MISSOURI alright. But i had a compy. just didnt remember the URL to 'dis here board. so i didnt come. Instead i emailed everyone telling them how boring they were and how they dont email me back any no nothing. And some other stuff. and looked up game cheats for MP:H.] [so. Okay, um. Im gonna keep thinking of stuff to put in thar.] [and Supra Vanilla MAmmal of Death or whatever your name is, thats a story for pretty well everyone in the board, so i... guess everyones in it. It makes more sense if you read the last few times i tried writing this. ah whatever. I'm makin it up as I go, so i'll remember to put'cha in there somewheres.] [i'll make this easy for you. www.hampsterdance.com Just think of Hampton and his pals, the Hampsters, dancing. We missed you, so please don't go so far away and not get in touch!!!!!!!! BTW... were you up there visiting Toto and - Kat -? Kansas is very close! ] [i know of someone even closer. ;D] [Okay... tell me who. ]
  10. [yippie!!! You must not let this die! darn no pickles to dodge..... ] [-stealthily lobs three pickles at Honey- Muhaha! >D] [Wait! Are those bread and butter pickles???? *catches pickles mid-air*] *dodges pickles than realizes Horatio is eating them so hands Arkcher some more pickles and runs* *calls Glowurm and the rest of the Hammie Group to start grabbing and eating more pickles* Yum! *chomps on a pickle* [gives up dodging *nibbles on pickle*] Good, aren't they? *hands a bucket of pickles for Honey's horses* *gets a microphone* Who wants stuff for their pickes? We have vegemite, some jams, some marmalades, some nuts, some seeds, some peanut butter, some chichen, some clothes for people who want to keep their pickle as a 'pet', and much, much more! [ Peanut Butter Pickles please!!!! ] [Yum! That sounds interesting! *hands Honey some Peanut Butter Pickles and points to the Pickle Pasture for her to turn her horses out into*] [*munches on pickle* Delicous! Turns out horses!!! And demands the story continues!!!! ] [Good idea... back to the story!] *~*The Grand Illusion*~* [Arkcher is in YE OLDE MISSOURI right now. Without a computer. Trust me. Do you want me to write the next part for him?] *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~* [Yeah, man. I was in YE OLDE MISSOURI alright. But i had a compy. just didnt remember the URL to 'dis here board. so i didnt come. Instead i emailed everyone telling them how boring they were and how they dont email me back any no nothing. And some other stuff. and looked up game cheats for MP:H.] [so. Okay, um. Im gonna keep thinking of stuff to put in thar.] [and Supra Vanilla MAmmal of Death or whatever your name is, thats a story for pretty well everyone in the board, so i... guess everyones in it. It makes more sense if you read the last few times i tried writing this. ah whatever. I'm makin it up as I go, so i'll remember to put'cha in there somewheres.] I'll make this easy for you. www.hampsterdance.com Just think of Hampton and his pals, the Hampsters, dancing. We missed you, so please don't go so far away and not get in touch!!!!!!!! BTW... were you up there visiting Toto and - Kat -? Kansas is very close!
  11. *wonders what that random guy would think when he saw the toothy grin and puckered lips of the wolf aiming towards his face*
  12. haha. yea. well.. now that i think about it.. maybe a little more pg-13. ha. :] that's what I thought but it was still.. on the g rated side. clothes and all. haha. you are so confusing. Of course, I'm naive, so... yeah. ha. just think pg-13 but clothes. :] today, however, was a little more R. but then we went to seaside and a park and it was 100% kidd friendly! yay. haha ha. not THAT r. :] ok ha. are you following? i wish we could actually speak on here, instead of cenorship for 3 year olds. Censorship for 3 year olds? Hardly. yea, HELLLLLLO, im using movie ratings to decribe my dates.. theres a little wake up call, if i do say so myself. I do know you were using movie ratings... but 3 year olds???????
  13. haha. yea. well.. now that i think about it.. maybe a little more pg-13. ha. :] that's what I thought but it was still.. on the g rated side. clothes and all. haha. you are so confusing. Of course, I'm naive, so... yeah. ha. just think pg-13 but clothes. :] today, however, was a little more R. but then we went to seaside and a park and it was 100% kidd friendly! yay. haha ha. not THAT r. :] ok ha. are you following? i wish we could actually speak on here, instead of cenorship for 3 year olds. Censorship for 3 year olds? Hardly.
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  15. At the moment, the board is slow, so please have some patience. There are a couple of topics where people are focusing and those are in the Stories Forum and a couple of other places. One way to follow where people are is by clicking on View New Posts in the upper right hand corner. If you post in these topics, this will help bring people to your topic. You can also post your daily happenings and this will bring more people.
  16. You are probably looking at her creative side!
  17. I am happy to hear this!
  18. *great thing hamsters don't have to imagine one another in their underwear* Haha... yeah hamsters always go commando! *looks over at Huette's cage hoping to catch a glimpse, then checks out Houdini's and Hamlet's cage* :ninja:
  19. *great thing hamsters don't have to imagine one another in their underwear*
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