Horatio

...My father has a washing machine that has a little computer... If you don't know how to get out stains, it has a stain 'pedia. So perhaps horatio has one of these washing machines, and looked it up just for you. Or he looked it up on the internet. Otherwise... I have no idea. No washing machine in my cage. Didn't search it on the internet either. I have fur... no need for clothes. horatio, why are we talking abt lingerie here? I don't know.

Is there a prize for making the 1000th post? I hope so. :ninja: :ninja: You just made the 1000th post!!!!!! Go Cheesie!!!!!! nope. Glowurm got it. Actually Glowurm was 999. Well... Technically I was the 1000th post here... But I did mean the 1000th reply, so that's one after mine - Cheesie's post. Then you should get the prize.

Is there a prize for making the 1000th post? I hope so. :ninja: :ninja: You just made the 1000th post!!!!!! Go Cheesie!!!!!! nope. Glowurm got it. Actually Glowurm was 999.

I love it!!!!!!!!!

Bwahaha! I invade thee's image! Bwahaha! *pokes the name next to lee's* The two aussies! Whoo! Okay, done now. *hands over an artistic animal award (Artistic Animal Award... AAA)* Haha, yep! I'm usually on around 8:30pm 'cause my sis goes on the comp before me. I think you're about half an hour behind us? Thanks for both the Awards! And for the points, Kat! I knew you'd like my little rave fox. ♥ Lee You're in Vic, and I'm in SA, so yeah, I'd be half an hour behind. Do the saturday jig! *does the saturday jig* Tomorrow I'll be doing the sunday jig The Royal Adelaide Show starts this weekend! *screeches* Imma go buy all the showbags now Showbags?????

I was just saying good night to Hamster Luver. Not too much longer as I have a very long day tomorrow!

Absolutely! Glad to hear you had a great time.

Welcome back Hampsterdudet! Ignore TBFOF, he seems to be having a few bad days lately. Have you been down to the Original Art forum, all the way at the bottom of the forum page? When you get there, go to Art Competition, Part Deux, by Mushroom_king. Take a look through all the posts and see what phenomenal pictures have been submitted for the art competition. Then wander around in the Stories forum and read some of the written works. I think you will like the stories. There is even a role play that might interest you. Let me know what you think. Having bad days? No, not really. :glare: You usually are a really such a nice guy. Are you saying I'm not? Cause I don't see how having a little fun makes me "not a nice guy". You ARE a really nice guy!!!!! I'm confused. Don't be confused. You are a really nice guy with a talent for taking phenomenal pictures. I think that sometimes your sense of humor is misunderstood. Yeah, how old is hampsterdudet? I'm thinking she's one of the youngest people here since she doesn't understand TBFOF's humor. She's probably 10 or something. I think there is 5 years difference between them.

Mountain bikes then. Nite, nite Hamster Luver!

Come on! Do you do mountain bikes or road bikes?

Is there a prize for making the 1000th post? I hope so. :ninja: :ninja: You just made the 1000th post!!!!!! Go Cheesie!!!!!!

[This is sooooooo good!]

...My father has a washing machine that has a little computer... If you don't know how to get out stains, it has a stain 'pedia. So perhaps horatio has one of these washing machines, and looked it up just for you. Or he looked it up on the internet. Otherwise... I have no idea. No washing machine in my cage. Didn't search it on the internet either. I have fur... no need for clothes.

I hate when that happens. Have you tried Firefox? My Mac loves Firefox.

Is there a prize for making the 1000th post?

My fault. I read those as two separate things.

Not much. I just had a really great sandwich for dinner. Sandwich sized Thomas' English Muffin, toasted, mayonnaise, then a really tasty tomato with salt.

Sure, I can do whatever you wish. Just let me know when and what you want to me to do.

cool! mhm. i lost i was gonna hit the 15 pound makr this morning but i didnt. bummer. wutever, i cant really tell my friends anyway. y not? why can i tell my friends. ill tell them i lost some but im not gonna go screaming how much. i dont need people asking me things like "why arnt you eating cheese doodles like everyone else?" You can always reply, because cheese doodles are not food. ha. true. well i ate 2. and that was good enough for me. ive offcially lost 15 pounds and i kinda see it. 2 zillion crunches and negative 15 pounds later my stomach actually looks a LITTLE better. im so excited. FIFTEEN pounds. that like.. one for every year of my life. i wanna be able to look good in a bikini by next summer. i wanna people to tell me i look thinner, i wanna be asked out this year just so i can kindly say "sorry, but my heart is taken by a wonderful boy already" i wanna be envied im gonna be thinner. i AM thinner. :]]] 15 pounds! and according to wutever.. in a month in a half thats like.. healthily. im not sure thats a word. i dont care.. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? You sound good and I am happy to hear that you have lost the weight in a sensible manner. mhm. well in a way. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? ..do you? For many girls this is true. Exactly how much varies from person to person. Being a male hamster, I don't have to worry about these things. My only concern is what color motorcycle I should buy. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Stupid Periods ruined my new lingerie. (Like you wanted to know that.) That reminds me of one of the most common insults I get at school. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomt Domine*~* To clean soiled lingerie, get your mother to use some ammonia and scrub the soiled area. Do NOT wash the lingerie until AFTER you clean the area with ammonia. Next put some ammonia on the area you just cleaned and put it in the washer on the cold cycle. Do not put your lingerie in the dryer. Hang them on a hanger until dry. If there is any stain still remaining, you can try to soak the item in some ammonia, detergent and water for a day. Then try scrubbing again and rewashing. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Mkay. I'll try and tell her. (I'm Laughing right now wondering exactly how you know this, Horatio. ) *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Ummmm, my hammie father owns a dry cleaner? LOL *tries to think of another excuse* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* If your hammie father had a dry cleaner, thatw won't work because hamsters don't wear lingerie. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* LOL I hadn't thought of that. LOL

I need to go, I am getting on my hammiecycle for a ride in the park.

cool! mhm. i lost i was gonna hit the 15 pound makr this morning but i didnt. bummer. wutever, i cant really tell my friends anyway. y not? why can i tell my friends. ill tell them i lost some but im not gonna go screaming how much. i dont need people asking me things like "why arnt you eating cheese doodles like everyone else?" You can always reply, because cheese doodles are not food. ha. true. well i ate 2. and that was good enough for me. ive offcially lost 15 pounds and i kinda see it. 2 zillion crunches and negative 15 pounds later my stomach actually looks a LITTLE better. im so excited. FIFTEEN pounds. that like.. one for every year of my life. i wanna be able to look good in a bikini by next summer. i wanna people to tell me i look thinner, i wanna be asked out this year just so i can kindly say "sorry, but my heart is taken by a wonderful boy already" i wanna be envied im gonna be thinner. i AM thinner. :]]] 15 pounds! and according to wutever.. in a month in a half thats like.. healthily. im not sure thats a word. i dont care.. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? You sound good and I am happy to hear that you have lost the weight in a sensible manner. mhm. well in a way. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? ..do you? For many girls this is true. Exactly how much varies from person to person. Being a male hamster, I don't have to worry about these things. My only concern is what color motorcycle I should buy. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Stupid Periods ruined my new lingerie. (Like you wanted to know that.) That reminds me of one of the most common insults I get at school. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomt Domine*~* To clean soiled lingerie, get your mother to use some ammonia and scrub the soiled area. Do NOT wash the lingerie until AFTER you clean the area with ammonia. Next put some ammonia on the area you just cleaned and put it in the washer on the cold cycle. Do not put your lingerie in the dryer. Hang them on a hanger until dry. If there is any stain still remaining, you can try to soak the item in some ammonia, detergent and water for a day. Then try scrubbing again and rewashing. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Mkay. I'll try and tell her. (I'm Laughing right now wondering exactly how you know this, Horatio. ) *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Ummmm, my hammie father owns a dry cleaner? LOL *tries to think of another excuse*

cool! mhm. i lost i was gonna hit the 15 pound makr this morning but i didnt. bummer. wutever, i cant really tell my friends anyway. y not? why can i tell my friends. ill tell them i lost some but im not gonna go screaming how much. i dont need people asking me things like "why arnt you eating cheese doodles like everyone else?" You can always reply, because cheese doodles are not food. ha. true. well i ate 2. and that was good enough for me. ive offcially lost 15 pounds and i kinda see it. 2 zillion crunches and negative 15 pounds later my stomach actually looks a LITTLE better. im so excited. FIFTEEN pounds. that like.. one for every year of my life. i wanna be able to look good in a bikini by next summer. i wanna people to tell me i look thinner, i wanna be asked out this year just so i can kindly say "sorry, but my heart is taken by a wonderful boy already" i wanna be envied im gonna be thinner. i AM thinner. :]]] 15 pounds! and according to wutever.. in a month in a half thats like.. healthily. im not sure thats a word. i dont care.. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? You sound good and I am happy to hear that you have lost the weight in a sensible manner. mhm. well in a way. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? ..do you? For many girls this is true. Exactly how much varies from person to person. Being a male hamster, I don't have to worry about these things. My only concern is what color motorcycle I should buy. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Stupid Periods ruined my new lingerie. (Like you wanted to know that.) That reminds me of one of the most common insults I get at school. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomt Domine*~* To clean soiled lingerie, get your mother to use some ammonia and scrub the soiled area. Do NOT wash the lingerie until AFTER you clean the area with ammonia. Next put some ammonia on the area you just cleaned and put it in the washer on the cold cycle. Do not put your lingerie in the dryer. Hang them on a hanger until dry. If there is any stain still remaining, you can try to soak the item in some ammonia, detergent and water for a day. Then try scrubbing again and rewashing.

cool! mhm. i lost i was gonna hit the 15 pound makr this morning but i didnt. bummer. wutever, i cant really tell my friends anyway. y not? why can i tell my friends. ill tell them i lost some but im not gonna go screaming how much. i dont need people asking me things like "why arnt you eating cheese doodles like everyone else?" You can always reply, because cheese doodles are not food. ha. true. well i ate 2. and that was good enough for me. ive offcially lost 15 pounds and i kinda see it. 2 zillion crunches and negative 15 pounds later my stomach actually looks a LITTLE better. im so excited. FIFTEEN pounds. that like.. one for every year of my life. i wanna be able to look good in a bikini by next summer. i wanna people to tell me i look thinner, i wanna be asked out this year just so i can kindly say "sorry, but my heart is taken by a wonderful boy already" i wanna be envied im gonna be thinner. i AM thinner. :]]] 15 pounds! and according to wutever.. in a month in a half thats like.. healthily. im not sure thats a word. i dont care.. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? You sound good and I am happy to hear that you have lost the weight in a sensible manner. mhm. well in a way. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? ..do you? For many girls this is true. Exactly how much varies from person to person. Being a male hamster, I don't have to worry about these things. My only concern is what color motorcycle I should buy.

cool! mhm. i lost i was gonna hit the 15 pound makr this morning but i didnt. bummer. wutever, i cant really tell my friends anyway. y not? why can i tell my friends. ill tell them i lost some but im not gonna go screaming how much. i dont need people asking me things like "why arnt you eating cheese doodles like everyone else?" You can always reply, because cheese doodles are not food. ha. true. well i ate 2. and that was good enough for me. ive offcially lost 15 pounds and i kinda see it. 2 zillion crunches and negative 15 pounds later my stomach actually looks a LITTLE better. im so excited. FIFTEEN pounds. that like.. one for every year of my life. i wanna be able to look good in a bikini by next summer. i wanna people to tell me i look thinner, i wanna be asked out this year just so i can kindly say "sorry, but my heart is taken by a wonderful boy already" i wanna be envied im gonna be thinner. i AM thinner. :]]] 15 pounds! and according to wutever.. in a month in a half thats like.. healthily. im not sure thats a word. i dont care.. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? You sound good and I am happy to hear that you have lost the weight in a sensible manner.

I am glad to hear this guy respects you. That is really, really important. You mother doesn't question you because she trusts you and believes you are telling her the truth. As long has he continues to respect you, then the age difference is not a big problem. It is nice to hear that he cares for you and you car for him.