Horatio

*wonders what cheese ninjas look like* possibly like this... Great one!!! *hands Cheesemaster The Platinum Moon Award*

You should be able to post your own music, but the file may be too large. I would email it. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Do they have to be our own music? I want to post the music I mention in my siggy, so people who don't have the CDs can hear the songs, but I am not sure if it is allowed. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* No answer? *~*The Psychedelic Luau8~*The Astronomy Domine*~* The music must be your own.

[Yay, Horatio's happy about people getting keelingyoudead'ed by Torrasks. >__>; Yeah, man. One advantage of using this character method, (using only non-fictional people as characters in this time setting) you can get back at those who you dont like very much. =D Yeah, And just by some stupidchance, everyone I ever knew just happened to be in North Dakota, so... thats a logic flaw i've yet to get around so shuddup. o__o;] [Ahahahahahaha. North Dakota. But anyways, it's still nifty. *uses MAD NINJA SKILLZ to swipe the Doritos back*] *grabs Doritos from - Kat -* No you don't. You think I want you choking again? Yeah, We need somebody useless and expendable to eat them for you. If you really wanted, we could like cram a tube in your neck and stick very liquified doritos in your stomach. Tha'd just be wierd, though. *sterilizes the inside of her elbow* Get the drip ready, Horatio, and then Arkcher, you gotta stab me with that there needle. Oh no!!! Not me! I can't stand the sight of needles! I will be outside while the drip is installed and will visit afterwards. That works, too. *waits to be stabbed* WAIT!!!! You really trust Arkcher???????????? YEah, man. Who knows what could get injected in there, you could have like... Torce all over in your arm and such. That wouldnt be fun. [My arm is torce-free, but now I have liquified Doritos injected into various places of my body...] [XD And who's fault is thaaaaaaaaat?] [Whoever it was that stabbed me repeatedly with the needle. Who was that again? Oh yeah. YOU. ] [Oh yeah, well... Who's bright idea was it to have liquid doritos injected in your body? XD] The liquid doritos only work well if you also inject the liquid salsa.

good wow, right? Absolutely a phenomenal WOW! Your other poem is a *gasp*. I have no words to express just how this touches my heart. I couldn't reply because your poem delves deep into the lives of many people who would be afraid to express this themselves. i dont understand why people are afraid to express anything.. or do you mean like internally admit it? cuz that i understand. people are so blind sometimes. "smiles and makeup hides everything theses days" Sometimes to admit something personal is showing how vulnerable you are. oh. well i have no issues doing that. making people GET IT, it a totally different story however. I think more people get it than you know. Admitting you get it, for some people, is not always easy. eh, people bug me sometimes. i bug myself. i keep over thinking and leaning on the identities i dont have. at least i can always be "rob's girlfriend" but that doesnt get me very far in my town cuz nobody knows him.. It's better that nobody knows Rob. At least whatever identity you do have is yours. i have been gone way too long Good reason for you to stop in more often! umm yea. your the only one that ever really answers me and did you give up on that 2:34am topic? I think you deserve an answer. Other people answer you, but in different topics. As for that 02H34 topic... is my senility showing again? *runs off to look there* that was the topic me and paz had liek mad colored convos and ishh. eh. sometimes others do. i just get so bored and i come here and im like.. eh.. ok *x's out* Ooohhhhhhh that topic. yea well i suppose its dead cuz i kept answering sarcasticly. Sometimes the answers are what you are feeling. sometimes meaning always. i speak my heart. and i hate being wrong. i was having a long deep conversation with like 6 close friends and a friend's father today and i was trying to find myself in all the facts and stats. like most things it left me feeling empty but id be a straight out liar if i said i didnt like the conversation. it was rather nice. im so tired of life. *decides Lauren needs a giant hammie bear huggle* I am at a loss for words.

I dun like reading those stinkin manuals! *decides to listen to Lee and goes off in search of the manuals*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I was watching it as my dad changed Hadely (My two-year-old sister)'s diaper, but then she pointed at the screen when she came to the living room and kept saying "Barney!!" Over and over, and that means she wants to watch Barney, and he changed it to input and put in the DVD...and I was like, 'DAD!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Ohhhhh, I am so sorry. *puts a piece of tape over mouth*

*calls - Kat - to give Hamster Luver a Typo Award* *award descends in a beam of heavenly light to HL* ... *makes a cardboard Grim and props it up next to my chair* So Kat... err Boss... is this cardboard edible?r *licks* ♥ Lee Dun eat my Replacement Grim. >_> Here. Eat this cardboard uh...somebody. *chucks a random cardboard figure at Lee* No, Not that one! boss! Thats the Metroid Prime Hunters cardboard stand thingything! Its too cool to be eaten. -makes a cardboard Kat and throws it at Lee- =D *swipes the cardboard Kat and fwaps Arkcher with it* Not me, either. >_> *makes a cardboard Diao Quan* Here. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate her. *grins a toothy foxy grin and gnaws the cardboad delightedly* ♥ Lee *dances around Lee* Should I ever get around to drawing that picture, you'll be in it. n_n I thinking me, Grim (even though I have no idea what he looks like. x_x But he's Number 2!), Horatio, MK, and Lee, 'cause I have a good idea of what ya'll are supposed to look like. Yay! I think Grim is a pheonix or something like that... Horatio should know! *dribbles lovingly on your carpet* ♥ Lee You are correct. Grim is a Phoenix.

The Pink Floyd performance of Pulse which was a 1994 concert is on the Public Television Station. *thinks of Mushroom_king and wonders if it is on in her area*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Jam'n. I have to go get my Purse. *~*The Psychedelic Luau8~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I'm off for dinner!

Thank you!

I will go for dinner when you log-off!

Hellllllllllllloooooo Alpha!!! What a beautiful Beta you are!!!

Good! That also happens when you double click the button.

Rich losers is just Mr. Moosey368's sense of humor. Ipods, in their various forms, are pretty expensive. Your parents got you a really great birthday present. Do they need a hamster in the family? My birthday is coming up! lol! -thats not about rich losers thingy-and you ppl have odd senses of humors! Yes you are right! We do have odd senses of humors!!! What did you think of the ferocious thunderstorm yesterday afternoon? Did you have the same storm we did? We have another one today!

Looks like the guests really like Horatio. I can't take the credit this time. They really like Arkcher!!!

Don't know ?!?

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form

LOL Aaaahhh, true love! Aaaahhh, True love! Get it off'a meee! ROFOCLH You could take this action, but beware, it might backfire! Stare back! She will either panic and decide she doesn't like you anymore OR she will think true love has struck and is even more in love with you!!! Good luck! LOL

Where is he?????????

LOL Aaaahhh, true love!

Yes, Ive already seen that site, and got the songs. I really like the Sing A Simple Song video, but I wish they had a .wmv (Windows Media Video) verson of the song instead of just flash and real video I have a copy of of the Hampton version of Thank God I am a country boy, cognoscenti vs intelligentsia, & Hampton the Hamster feat Rednex - The Hamster Dance. For some reason I did not save the sites, so Ill email the admin, to post the songs in the thread PS: Im most currious to hear the Hampton's version of Dance to the Music, because I really like that song (I also like the orignal version of Thank God I am a Country Boy) I will try and get the lyrics posted today. I got sidetracked because I have a tree leaning on the roof of my cage and no one seems to be able to figure out how to remove it without it coming crashing into my cage. intreasting situation! was it due to TS Ernisto? Absolutely! I am impressed! I didn't think anyone would know. You get your first award... The Gold Star Award!!! Congratulations!!! Kool! Well I too had the Effects of TS Ernisto when it came accross FL, but that storm was nothing!!! I had many normal storms more savior then Ernisto. Just figure, in the 24hrs of Ernisto, we got 1.75 inches of rain. a couple days latter, we had a storm that lasted for about 12hrs, and we had 1.9 inches of rain! I dont know why they cancled school for 2 days for me and had 48hrs of contiues huricane coverage My cage is in Florida as you have figured! I can see the space launches from the front door of my cage. My view is of the Indian River and so I see a variety of birds and sea creatures. very lucky! There is not much down south where I am, except to go west to the everglades. I too live not *that* far from the beach, but it is all privatly owned by condos From my cage, if it is clear out, I could sometimes see the shuttle (mostly just the glow) I hear that today's launch has again been scrubed till tommorow! Yeah!!! It is always nice knowing someone else is from Sunny Florida! From what I heard, if the launch does not go tomorrow, then it will have to wait until October. Did you hear this? I am not sure how accurate this is, but that is what the mailman was saying.

Do you like art? We have a great art contest going on at the moment. Please wander down to the last forum, Original Art, and look at the Art Competition, Part Deux by Mushroom_king. There is some fantastic art in that topic!!! Please feel free to enter the next competition called Kat's Mafia. sounds intreasting! unfortiontly I cant draw - I just collect "-" in that case (about the lyrics) here are the ones I have: Cognoscenti vs intelligentsia by Cuban Boys HampsterKing asked that we not print those, but I left the title and group name. Thanks for all your efforts in writing them. Horatio Oh, sorry, I missed understood. I thought you just did not want me to give links to other sites No lyrics are okay, but some of the words were not nice. You have to look over the words and make sure there are no bad words in there. If you don't find anything bad, then please post them. We have a topic where you post lyrics to sing stuff so you can feel free to post lyrics there as well. In this case, HampsterKing did not like the use of lyrics that made the Hampsters look bad, so that is why he wanted these particular lyrics deleted. Otherwise you did a great job!!!

[*helicopter flies over the forest with a net containing - Kat - and Kris, hanging from the bottom, suddenly the helicopter lowers the net onto the floor of a clearing in the middle of the forest*] [Yaaaay!] [*hopes Arkcher's Yaaaay! is a good Yaaaay!] [-has Yaaaayed for the purpose of being able to continue writing. in a not really sort of way.-] [Yaaaay!]

*waits for the next chapter of: Brianrietta*