Horatio

How about Cocoa Beach, Florida? Ron Jon's? I Dream of Jeannie, the show on the Tele?

I didn't see it.

Let's see... what is the lifespan of a wurm?

... And have you known of any mafia's to NOT turn against some of their members? whatev. If not the Mafia, we shall use teh skwerl army as MK suggested, she'll pwn you with a meat grinder, I pwn you with a sword or werewolf-itude. .... oooorrrr.... TGHL pwns j00 or something. I dunno. Finish or we'll -insert intimidating threat here- j00. >o Just take away all her micicles, hold them hostage and Dr. Wolf will begin writing just for the micicles!

I thought I saw you put your sanity in the Meat Grinder!

This is so strange... why is no one posting?

Here is the real story... Horatio arrives in his helicopter, scoops up the melted cheese and whisks the gooey mess away to Sanity Springs Spa. The Spa is in an undisclosed location which no one, not even TGHL, has been able to find. After some rest, relaxation and recuperation, Cheesemaster's sanity is returned rejuvenated and ready to fight off any attempts by evil sanity stealing Phoenixes.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* He's a pretty fish! And now...a brand-new award! It's The Disco aisha award! Which is for spiffy photography. *Hands it to Jesusfreak* *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Yay! I was a disco aisha on some quiz i took once... *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The Venus Vibrance Find Your Neopet's Vibe quiz? LOL! I play that one! You got the exact same one as me, to. Disco Aisha! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* lol it's a great easy way to make np too. i wish i could post my username here. That would be fun. Very funny. Especially since my username is impossible to guess based of of the things I say here. we were allowed to give out neopets usernames here once upon at time a long long time ago. I thought I had yours at one time, but perhaps I am wrong. You have a neopets account? Yes. For quite a while now.

I could try my hand at colouring it. It also needs a more... furry touch to it. It does look like a feline, but I really should put in a bit more fur. Oh, and I've done Arkcher as a werewolf But I still need to export it as an image (I finally discovered you can directly export scenes as images). When I'm not feeling lazy. (Sorry, Horatio, I just went and re-read this whole topic and decided to reply to old posts. Impule control is real' down today, you know? XD) That should be interesting. You should cease procrastination (or deligate it. tell someone else to procrastinate for you. or procrastinate something else.) and get that uploaded. Depending on how awsome it is. You should analyze its awsomeness ratio someday. I am trying to figure out how to work my program so that I can color it. Ooh. If you can colour it, the procrastinator over on this end won't have to do anything Hooray! Not so fast! I still have to figure out how to use my program!

Thank you. Jesse stopped by and made a topic! *hands Jesusfreak a box full of new pretty Sharpies*

Another day of ferocious thunderstorms. Remember I told you about the thunderstorm the other day? Well, I just found out that the house down the street from my cage was struck by lightning. Nothing happened to the house except for the telephone and cable going out, so they were very lucky! wow. wait a sec, where do you live? i think there was a storm at night! our power went out! I can tell you this only because I am a hamster and the mod... I live in Cocoa, Florida. This is very close to Cape Canaveral. It is central Florida, where the bump of land sticks out to the east when you look at the map. Of course I am not on the ocean, but on the mainland.

To lose twenty-one pounds by Halloween is a goal that is unattainable. Why not try for six to ten pounds. One pound a week. I do not want to see you set yourself up for failure by trying for such a large weight loss. Remind me again, how tall are you?

You deserve to vent!!! What bothers me, he never had to offer to come visit. Well, I guess he has just shown his true colors. I am sure your feelings are really hurt. *gives Jesusfreak a giant hammie bear huggle* Yeah, I mean he was never reliable, but this is by far the worst he's done. And if for some reason Ian is reading this, he should know how upset I am. However he should also know that if he come clean about it and grows up, I'm willing to give him a second chance, even though he doesn't deserve it. I don't even know why I'm so attached to the guy. i mean, I haven't even seen him in two years! I guess God has a reason for all this happening, but I sure wish I knew what it was. Maybe I can guess. New school, new stage of life, new you and new much better guy. I predict that you will meet so many nice, interesting guys that Ian will be a friend from your past. I don't know. Ian's not my boyfriend or anything (obviously that wouldn't work out) but he's one of those people that is unlike anyone else, for better or for worse (he failed geometry twice, but can speak 10 languages fluently). Although I have already met some interesting people. I wonder what they're up to... That must be one of those right brain - left brain things. I can do math and science but it takes a great deal for me to be able to speak a language. As for how to deal with Ian. Do the "five minute rule". What this means is that you will wait five minutes. Not six, not five and one-quarter. When five minutes after the time he is supposed to show arrives and he has not called or shown, leave and do your own thing. No waiting. I guarantee this will change anyone's behaviour who wishes to be in your company. Of course, if there is a good excuse, and they call before they are supposed to be there, then you can give them a new time and a new five minutes after that time. lol that makes sense. although from now on I think its going to be "call me when you actually show up" and go do my own thing anyways. Good one! That will definitely work!!! Hey, one can hope. I just wish i knew why he acts the way he does. I really don't get it. I could only speculate. Hm...well, if I find out I will most certainly let you know. And I posted some subtle hints in the about me section of my (insert networking website here). Let's see if he notices and picks up on it (yeah right). Perhaps you could put an image of a sledge hammer to help with subtle hint.

You should use a Darth Vader accent... "Trent. I'm in the mafia." *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The final Cut*~* But I can't do a Darth Vader accent... "TRANT. AH AHM IN DA MAFEEAH." *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The astronomy Domine*~* Or like you're in a soap opera (disgusting, those, and so full of stereotypes, but anyways)... "Trent... I have some dreadful news for you... *sob* I'M IN THE MAFIA!!! *cry*" or, considering it is a wonderful thing, "Trent! Trent! Wait up! *run up to Trent* Guess what, I have wonderful news!" "What?" "I'M IN THE MAFIA! *screechy yet joyful noises*" Or considering it to be a badge of toughness... Has very large gun pointed at Trent. "Trent! Wake up and look here. I'm in the MAFIA!"

gee, thanks. XD Haha Sorry. At the moment I was eating bread pudding and thinking of a guy I really don't like right now. Oh and Horatio, I'll be dressing up with my glowsticks and red shoes tonight! We have a day off school tomorrow so my friend is having a party. Any excuse to party! ♥ Lee So much for the bread pudding.

Do you like art? We have a great art contest going on at the moment. Please wander down to the last forum, Original Art, and look at the Art Competition, Part Deux by Mushroom_king. There is some fantastic art in that topic!!! Please feel free to enter the next competition called Kat's Mafia. sounds intreasting! unfortiontly I cant draw - I just collect "-" in that case (about the lyrics) here are the ones I have: Cognoscenti vs intelligentsia by Cuban Boys HampsterKing asked that we not print those, but I left the title and group name. Thanks for all your efforts in writing them. Horatio Oh, sorry, I missed understood. I thought you just did not want me to give links to other sites No lyrics are okay, but some of the words were not nice. You have to look over the words and make sure there are no bad words in there. If you don't find anything bad, then please post them. We have a topic where you post lyrics to sing stuff so you can feel free to post lyrics there as well. In this case, HampsterKing did not like the use of lyrics that made the Hampsters look bad, so that is why he wanted these particular lyrics deleted. Otherwise you did a great job!!! Haha, you may want to edit that before he reads it. My, my... what sharp eyes you have. But... I didn't see anything wrong. *just loves that edit button* *hands Mega Wolf The Double Gold Star Award* Well, you corrected your actual post properly at least. Bad no? XD Bad no? Zees is ze French way to say eet.

You deserve to vent!!! What bothers me, he never had to offer to come visit. Well, I guess he has just shown his true colors. I am sure your feelings are really hurt. *gives Jesusfreak a giant hammie bear huggle* Yeah, I mean he was never reliable, but this is by far the worst he's done. And if for some reason Ian is reading this, he should know how upset I am. However he should also know that if he come clean about it and grows up, I'm willing to give him a second chance, even though he doesn't deserve it. I don't even know why I'm so attached to the guy. i mean, I haven't even seen him in two years! I guess God has a reason for all this happening, but I sure wish I knew what it was. Maybe I can guess. New school, new stage of life, new you and new much better guy. I predict that you will meet so many nice, interesting guys that Ian will be a friend from your past. I don't know. Ian's not my boyfriend or anything (obviously that wouldn't work out) but he's one of those people that is unlike anyone else, for better or for worse (he failed geometry twice, but can speak 10 languages fluently). Although I have already met some interesting people. I wonder what they're up to... That must be one of those right brain - left brain things. I can do math and science but it takes a great deal for me to be able to speak a language. As for how to deal with Ian. Do the "five minute rule". What this means is that you will wait five minutes. Not six, not five and one-quarter. When five minutes after the time he is supposed to show arrives and he has not called or shown, leave and do your own thing. No waiting. I guarantee this will change anyone's behaviour who wishes to be in your company. Of course, if there is a good excuse, and they call before they are supposed to be there, then you can give them a new time and a new five minutes after that time. lol that makes sense. although from now on I think its going to be "call me when you actually show up" and go do my own thing anyways. Good one! That will definitely work!!! Hey, one can hope. I just wish i knew why he acts the way he does. I really don't get it. I could only speculate.

You deserve to vent!!! What bothers me, he never had to offer to come visit. Well, I guess he has just shown his true colors. I am sure your feelings are really hurt. *gives Jesusfreak a giant hammie bear huggle* Yeah, I mean he was never reliable, but this is by far the worst he's done. And if for some reason Ian is reading this, he should know how upset I am. However he should also know that if he come clean about it and grows up, I'm willing to give him a second chance, even though he doesn't deserve it. I don't even know why I'm so attached to the guy. i mean, I haven't even seen him in two years! I guess God has a reason for all this happening, but I sure wish I knew what it was. Maybe I can guess. New school, new stage of life, new you and new much better guy. I predict that you will meet so many nice, interesting guys that Ian will be a friend from your past. I don't know. Ian's not my boyfriend or anything (obviously that wouldn't work out) but he's one of those people that is unlike anyone else, for better or for worse (he failed geometry twice, but can speak 10 languages fluently). Although I have already met some interesting people. I wonder what they're up to... That must be one of those right brain - left brain things. I can do math and science but it takes a great deal for me to be able to speak a language. As for how to deal with Ian. Do the "five minute rule". What this means is that you will wait five minutes. Not six, not five and one-quarter. When five minutes after the time he is supposed to show arrives and he has not called or shown, leave and do your own thing. No waiting. I guarantee this will change anyone's behaviour who wishes to be in your company. Of course, if there is a good excuse, and they call before they are supposed to be there, then you can give them a new time and a new five minutes after that time. lol that makes sense. although from now on I think its going to be "call me when you actually show up" and go do my own thing anyways. Good one! That will definitely work!!!

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* He's a pretty fish! And now...a brand-new award! It's The Disco aisha award! Which is for spiffy photography. *Hands it to Jesusfreak* *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Yay! I was a disco aisha on some quiz i took once... *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The Venus Vibrance Find Your Neopet's Vibe quiz? LOL! I play that one! You got the exact same one as me, to. Disco Aisha! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* lol it's a great easy way to make np too. i wish i could post my username here. That would be fun. Very funny. Especially since my username is impossible to guess based of of the things I say here. we were allowed to give out neopets usernames here once upon at time a long long time ago. I thought I had yours at one time, but perhaps I am wrong.

I can do that! *gives Jesusfreak The Red Rose Award for thinking about Jesse* Thanks!!! lol that works. And thanks for the award! When you see a great idea... you have to pounce on it!!! lol I know Jesse used to have is own topic a long time ago, like back on the old boards, but I forget what it was called. I remember that, but I can't remember the title either. I was thinking of retitling it when you first suggested to pin it, but then I thought Jesse might not go there because it didn't say Band Camp. LOL See I was thinking that Jesse would go make a specific topic himself, and then have you pin it. Although band camp seems to fit well enough. I would prefer he makes a specific topic and then we pin that one! Ah, so now we just need to wait for him to do that. The time he spends online shrinks a lot during the school year, it seems. Unfortunately it does. Yeah, unfortunately for us, but if he spent too much time on here it would affect his grades, so it's for the better. Jesse's too smart for something like that to happen. Very true!

You deserve to vent!!! What bothers me, he never had to offer to come visit. Well, I guess he has just shown his true colors. I am sure your feelings are really hurt. *gives Jesusfreak a giant hammie bear huggle* Yeah, I mean he was never reliable, but this is by far the worst he's done. And if for some reason Ian is reading this, he should know how upset I am. However he should also know that if he come clean about it and grows up, I'm willing to give him a second chance, even though he doesn't deserve it. I don't even know why I'm so attached to the guy. i mean, I haven't even seen him in two years! I guess God has a reason for all this happening, but I sure wish I knew what it was. Maybe I can guess. New school, new stage of life, new you and new much better guy. I predict that you will meet so many nice, interesting guys that Ian will be a friend from your past. I don't know. Ian's not my boyfriend or anything (obviously that wouldn't work out) but he's one of those people that is unlike anyone else, for better or for worse (he failed geometry twice, but can speak 10 languages fluently). Although I have already met some interesting people. I wonder what they're up to... That must be one of those right brain - left brain things. I can do math and science but it takes a great deal for me to be able to speak a language. As for how to deal with Ian. Do the "five minute rule". What this means is that you will wait five minutes. Not six, not five and one-quarter. When five minutes after the time he is supposed to show arrives and he has not called or shown, leave and do your own thing. No waiting. I guarantee this will change anyone's behaviour who wishes to be in your company. Of course, if there is a good excuse, and they call before they are supposed to be there, then you can give them a new time and a new five minutes after that time.

I can do that! *gives Jesusfreak The Red Rose Award for thinking about Jesse* Thanks!!! lol that works. And thanks for the award! When you see a great idea... you have to pounce on it!!! lol I know Jesse used to have is own topic a long time ago, like back on the old boards, but I forget what it was called. I remember that, but I can't remember the title either. I was thinking of retitling it when you first suggested to pin it, but then I thought Jesse might not go there because it didn't say Band Camp. LOL See I was thinking that Jesse would go make a specific topic himself, and then have you pin it. Although band camp seems to fit well enough. I would prefer he makes a specific topic and then we pin that one! Ah, so now we just need to wait for him to do that. The time he spends online shrinks a lot during the school year, it seems. Unfortunately it does.

You deserve to vent!!! What bothers me, he never had to offer to come visit. Well, I guess he has just shown his true colors. I am sure your feelings are really hurt. *gives Jesusfreak a giant hammie bear huggle* Yeah, I mean he was never reliable, but this is by far the worst he's done. And if for some reason Ian is reading this, he should know how upset I am. However he should also know that if he come clean about it and grows up, I'm willing to give him a second chance, even though he doesn't deserve it. I don't even know why I'm so attached to the guy. i mean, I haven't even seen him in two years! I guess God has a reason for all this happening, but I sure wish I knew what it was. Maybe I can guess. New school, new stage of life, new you and new much better guy. I predict that you will meet so many nice, interesting guys that Ian will be a friend from your past.

I can do that! *gives Jesusfreak The Red Rose Award for thinking about Jesse* Thanks!!! lol that works. And thanks for the award! When you see a great idea... you have to pounce on it!!! lol I know Jesse used to have is own topic a long time ago, like back on the old boards, but I forget what it was called. I remember that, but I can't remember the title either. I was thinking of retitling it when you first suggested to pin it, but then I thought Jesse might not go there because it didn't say Band Camp. LOL See I was thinking that Jesse would go make a specific topic himself, and then have you pin it. Although band camp seems to fit well enough. I would prefer he makes a specific topic and then we pin that one!

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* He's a pretty fish! And now...a brand-new award! It's The Disco aisha award! Which is for spiffy photography. *Hands it to Jesusfreak* *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Yay! I was a disco aisha on some quiz i took once... *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The Venus Vibrance Find Your Neopet's Vibe quiz? LOL! I play that one! You got the exact same one as me, to. Disco Aisha! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* lol it's a great easy way to make np too. i wish i could post my username here. That would be fun.