Horatio

What a good way to make a bad situation into a fantastic, memorable one!!!

I may have good news.... Max, my laptop is ready, but.....

*gets a herd of giant hammies with big teeth* Just let someone vote no, my hammie herd is ready!

I hope you hang around after you get well. It doesn't have to be hours everyday, but only a couple minutes to stop in and say hi!

Great idea!

Maybe you wouldn't want to be able to read minds. What if the really hairy girl with three eyes thought you had the greatest bod in the world... ? Would you really want to know this?

You are assuming I am smart enough to close the little valve so it doesn't drip out!

uh... Usually, 'cuz it looks cool. but when overdone, it can look stoopid and/or ridiculous. Stoopid peaple's. haha u iz a gud riter. XD Sew iz u. and horasho iss liek tha padre-burrito of tha messuj bord lolz. ... yeah. You heard me. Padre-burrito. (I corrected a typo just in time, I was going to say a buttiro.) You are very lucky. You know I would have had a great time with THAT typo!!! LOL

Homework first, HampsterDance second.

[Yeah, man. Them comics do it all over the place, so stories should be able to as well. So like, Nameless could be hiding out in tha HD Haus. somewhere. for reasons I dont know of yet. A problem would be that if we were to cooperatively write some thing thinger or other, we'd need some way of secretly communicating without the rest of the board knowing. Hmmmm... (If necessary, Horatio can moderate... some sort of. thing. or.... whatever. like forwarding emails or something.) Whatev. Im still rambling. XD] [Good rambling. I will elaborate more tomorrow. 5 minutes remaining.] [Ooh. Looks like something might be done Goodie. It would be good having writers writers being able to have moderated chats too.] [Of course, this leads to there being more groups. If we had a writers group (poets included, of course) then artists would deserve their own... and musicians...] [Although stopping there would make sense. Hopefully.] [because... Like... Who wants group madness?] I am thinking on how this could work.] [i'm probably as good at computers as you... But I might be able to explain the gist of it... Like...] [You know how you're in a Group, 'HampsterModerator' and all but two of the rest of us are in HampsterFan? And we all have access to all the forums and stuff? Except the probably existing mod-and-admin-only forums.] [Well. Say, Randomguy wrote stories, and was a regular contributor to the Stories, Poems, and anything written forum on this 'ere board. Then, a mod or admin or whatever, could put him in a group, HampsterWriter or something. They get access to, say, an extra forum or two for people in that group only...] [And that's where it gets all complicated. Probably unfeasable - Especially if you look at how long HK is taking with the avvies - But an idea (used on other boards too, which is where I got it from), nevertheless.] [There are probably many things you could change to make it simpler, but still, ultimately, achieving the same or a very similar ending result.] [i hope I made enough sense XD] [And I bet this'll alienate the board even more from it's origional purpose XD] [You made great sense and hopefully HampsterKing will be able to do something like that. Let me present it to him. Then it comes down to whether or not the board is able to handle something like that.] [its possible. 'Seems like a lot of effort just for a story though.] [i realised that stuff for just... A story that wanted to meet another... Would be probably too much work for [b]suck[/b] a small thing... So I decided to come up with a theory that would affect more people. It's giving cheese to all of the world, not just Madagascar.] [its possible and all, but wouldnt be too hard. Might take like fifteen minutes to set everything up. or fifteen... days... if HK doesnt get some more active helpers. XD Whatev. I guess we'll wait for a response from HK/Horatio about what they think about it. In the meantime, im gonna try writin some more. And point out your typoes. ;D] [Et toi, Arkcher.] (And you, Arkcher.) [What? I see no typoes. You must be off your rocker. or something.] [Oh, was that his? >_> I totally didn't know that. It's not like I shoved him out of his rocker and stole it or anything. Because I'm not a rocker-kleptomaniac. *puts rocking chair back down and stealthily sneaks away*] *grabs rocker and places it in my cage*

uh... Usually, 'cuz it looks cool. but when overdone, it can look stoopid and/or ridiculous. Stoopid peaple's. haha u iz a gud riter. XD Sew iz u.

Singing Hamsters! Actually history shows that Mushroom_king was not the first female king. Egypt had a king that was a woman. hahahahahahahahaha! I'm still laughing! When I get my laptop back, I will get you her name, background and year.

Sounds like a great get-away place. What are your seasons like? I'm guessing you don't get snow, and the flowers and leaves are always there...that's so hard for me to imagine. Anyway it was great weather today for me to bike 15 miles. Wow, that's a long bike ride! Right now it's dark out, and fairly warm. Any mosquitos??????? I've only seen a few around here. Either we're far away from swamps or mosquito season is over (or I haven't been spending enough time outside ) I'll send a bunch up. No no, that's quite alright. The cool thing about lots and lots of mosquitos is that I can put up some bat houses and there are lots of dragonflies! Plus in what used to be my swimming pool and is now an extremely large frog pond, the little critters are so happy to feast on mosquito larvae.

I'm gone. They are kicking me out now!!! Good night!

Sounds like a great get-away place. What are your seasons like? I'm guessing you don't get snow, and the flowers and leaves are always there...that's so hard for me to imagine. Anyway it was great weather today for me to bike 15 miles. Wow, that's a long bike ride! Right now it's dark out, and fairly warm. Any mosquitos??????? I've only seen a few around here. Either we're far away from swamps or mosquito season is over (or I haven't been spending enough time outside ) I'll send a bunch up.

I am just trying to keep up with you before I get kicked out.

Any waterfront property for my cage? *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Yes. The land you can buy for a home is: Invision Central Mt. Taynio Te Port of cheese Skwerl Swamp Spider Cave Glowing Country Forum Forest Mt. Jazzeh Outside The Wall Ahshirt Desert BananaLand Ninja Woods Mushroom Isles The Gulf Of Hamsterking Hamsterweb Gardens Nekis (Moon) Kensi (Moon) Skwerl Ocean Nirvana Building Materials: Cage Cardboard Styx...I mean sticks Bricks in the wall Wood CHOCOLATE Sand Bamboo Bones Smilies Twigs Ice Jelly!! Mushrooms *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I will have to respond tomorrow. The library is kicking me off the computer in seven minutes and I still have lots of posts to moderate.

LOL Oh no!!! Quite dangerous for your wonderful laptop!!! LOL Let me give you my laptop raincoat. This clear plastic device protects the entire computer from all kinds of food and liquid accidents! One size fits all so your laptop should feel very secure after you cover it. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The stain is still there! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The astronomy Domine*~* At least with coffee, there is no stain. With chocolate milk, you have the sugary chocolate syrup that just loves to sink in between each and every key. Did the cover I gave you work? You need to cover your laptop any time you have fluids around. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* LOL, none of it got on the keys-just on the screen. One time, in 2004, I was drinking soda at my dad's computer, spilled it on accident, and it ruined the keys! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I can imagine how unhappy he was.

ROFOCLH!!! Too bad they didn't warn you! This way you could have planned your wardrobe. lol it wasn't too bad, because I wasn't the only one in pajamas. I feel really sorry for anyone who was taking a shower. Especially if they were to lose their towel! Yeah if that happened to me I'd just stay in the shower. Usually I have a bathrobe though. No bathrobe for me... I am a towel hammie. LOL lol I've got lots of homework and laundry to do. My stuff is small, may I please throw it into your laundry? *is waiting for Mushroom_king to say what a lazy hammie I am* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* LAZY BUM! *Throws you in the Meat Grinder* *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I'm glad you didn't disappoint me.

Not rubbish. No one is posting because they are trying to help me out. My computer is in the shop and I am going from the library to store to store to the library to try and moderate. So just please give it time.

Jesse... That is even better than before! You really are fantastic at your graphics!!! Jesse... Good luck with your application! We will all say a prayer for you and hope to hear the great news after October 15th. Jesusfreak... Teach a physics class?????????????????????? You must be a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if you are a procrastinator like me, no one to tell you to get your homework done.

Actually history shows that Mushroom_king was not the first female king. Egypt had a king that was a woman. I think they had two, actually. I didn't know that! Thanks! *runs off to search for more information* Actually history shows that Mushroom_king was not the first female king. Egypt had a king that was a woman. How.. creepy. LOL Perhaps you could be the first guy to reverse roles. Tibifoff the Queen... You know what? I'm not even gonna touch that. You have just earned The Triple Gold Star Award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had written something quite similar and then decided not to post it. Good thing the library does not permit food and drinks near their computers, otherwise... I be honest, I wasn't sure if that would get through. XD *edits sig* LOL

Dum dee dum dum.

Hey, I want to watch Kris cook too. What's she cooking? Not sure yet. We don't have the secret ingredient. We're doing an IRON CHEF competition because we get really bored during Fest weekends. XD Do we get to eat what Kris cooks? *gathers secret ingredients for Kris and the IRON CHEF competition* I dunno. It depends of if there are any leftovers from all the hungry Fest people. XD *puts up a sign "The food from the IRON CHEF competition is for the hamster judges. Any remaining food will be boxed and FedExed to our relatives. Sorry for enticing you with the phenomenal aroma."* That should work.