Horatio

*shoots a laser guided missile at TGHL and explodes him into bits* I figured I would help Toto out because I got to this topic before she did!

Hello. Me is Japancat Vera Boomtang Gilmout Van dort Pitch black, supreme ruler of the Universe. Now Gimme something that i can crush in the Meat Grinder. Way to go. Revive another unposted in for almost a month topic. This is Hamsterfireball's guest appearance, I think he would appreciate hearing from Mushroom_king. So Wolfie, how about we let this one slide. Fine, fine. But I was being easy. I could have ranted about pointless posts. I love those rants. Please go ahead and rant away about pointless posts. Okie doke! Pointless posts waste the time of many people. If, for example, a person has to look at ten different pointless posts, they end up wasting around five minutes, from scrolling and loading. These minutes add up. You could be wasting around a week's worth of people's lives eventually. But it is not just the posters who it affects. It also may waste modding time. Patient coffee-spitting Horatio may be here constantly, but I'm sure that at times he gets tired of posts that just say, "bump" or something of the sort. Maybe Horatio's battery goes low. Perhaps he won't finish moderating, and then maybe people will waste more of his time by saying he takes too long or something. Back to the everyday person. They skip along, "Lalalala!", they exclaim. Then... the dreadful moment when (s)he transforms into Godzilla! This is because they were out in the sun before and then the five minutes they needed to go to their coffin was wasted by these posts. Oops. Sorry. I started thinking of the mutants instead near the end. LOL Come pick up your Double Titanium Gold Comet Award! You outdid yourself this time! Shweet! Wow! Double Titanium Gold Comet Award? I've never heard that one before! You have never heard of it because I just invented it, especially for you. Haha, Horatio, how many unique awards have you created? LOL Well, if you prefer, I can exchange this for The Gold Star Award. *avoids the question* No, I'm good, I'll stay with the Double Titanium Gold Comet. I thought you might see things my way. *mumble* Manipulative little hamster... *mumble* *evil laugh is heard from the cage in the distance* *wonders if TGHL has finally taken Horatio's sanity* did horation ever have one in the first place? What ???? *throws Cheesemaster into Mushroom_king's meat grinder and then into the microwave to make fondue* *severe feeling of de-ja-vu* Be prepared for the worst when you even think about discussing my sanity! LOL

You had better post at least 10 per week! We love our Phoenix and miss when you are not here!!!

thanks. .. i wish life was.. more. Life does become more. Unfortunately, it just takes a few more years.

Cheating? A crazy - Kat - with a Claymore cheat? Never! True dat, true dat... Somebody please stab me for saying that plzkthnx Right... you are asking someone to stab the Don of the local Mafia? Not me! I won't volunteer for that job. I swear I won't reak a horrible, bloody vengence one whoever does it. I deserve it. *lets someone else take the job* if the don died then how would you seek vengence Oh, you forget!!! A - Kat - has 9 lives!!!!!!!!! You would kill one, but there would be 8 more to come back at you. LOL From what I am seeing in your siggie, there is only one choice for you! *hint, hint*

Yeah, it brings back memories of a topic called "The Pyramid Game." I think LifesEagle started it. The idea was to see how far you could quote something. On this board once you quote too many times it turns into gibberish though. :glare: LOL... that was great!!! I think we had about 32 or more quotes in one post in that topic. Here the limit is 10! That makes things so confusing. It is even worse when I try to answer two posts, separately, in the same topic, one right after another, it will always combine them into one post. That is worse. I need to answer the one post, leave the other one in the queue, go to a few different topics, then put the computer to sleep and then return and it will then allow me to post a reply not combining the two. On occasion, it decides to combine them anyway. Grrrrr!

Yeah. So, do I email it for it to be posted, or something? I think you will have to email it to HampsterKing. Let me check and get back to you.

ohhhhh! okay! do you go know eachother in real life? ya know...besides the computer? I think they are friends in real life, before HampsterDance.

hy der. huw r u 2daii? I'm good! but is there any chance you could write in ENGLISH?! I agree!

Why aren't sunflower seeds and pumpkins seeds delivered daily to my cage? They are. Have you never been to FDP? FDP? No, I don't believe so. Horatio! Fried Dragon Palace! You forgot? LOL LOL LOL *slaps forehead* Rotten acronyms!!! LOL :ninja: PTMYLOL!!! Ahh, that feels so good. It's my first PTMY PTMYPTMMLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMLOL!!! *waits for those people with anti-ptmy signs LOL * PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYLOL!!! *waits with extra ptmys for any opposers* Hehe... I can just imagine it now... 'PTMYANNOYED' Hey... don't give them any ideas!!!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMLOL!!! XD PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMLOL!!!

You could always say your pet fish, Alpha, ate it. My homework is a lot bigger than Alpha is. He has friends, doesn't he? No. Male betta fish aren't very nice to each other (hence the proper name "saimese fighting fish"). So Alpha lives by himself in his spiffy box. Well, how about a girlfriend?

I am overwhelmingly addicted! It is terrible when hamster's talk about all their cheesie, skwerl, wolf, phoenix, cat, dog and mushroom loving friends! Then we have the tumbleweed loving, meat grinding, micicle and Monk loving friends! Then there is the... LOL It is really the worst when your home page is HampsterDance! XD My homepage is HampsterDance! ROFLMAO!!! I can understand why... LOL LOL Spell it out for us. (Aww, classtime.) You are a wurm... exactly how much spelling out do you need? LOL ROFL Enough so I know how to spell my name correctly W - U - R - M...

Please... wait until Max returns before you begin a posting spree! I wonder how long it'll be until i get as many posts as you. It would require me to be a mod, yes? Yay for being 14 and probably not gonna mod at 15 because of parents and my lack of focus. XD Of course, many people thing I have no life. So for you, with a life and school... I give you The Tireless Tern Award for your efforts as a non-mod and being the first non-mod to pass 10,000. Now for a poll to see what month you will reach 11,000.

Time for all hamsters to check their sleeping quarters. See you all tomorrow!!!

Cheating? A crazy - Kat - with a Claymore cheat? Never! True dat, true dat... Somebody please stab me for saying that plzkthnx Right... you are asking someone to stab the Don of the local Mafia? Not me! I won't volunteer for that job. I swear I won't reak a horrible, bloody vengence one whoever does it. I deserve it. *lets someone else take the job*

that was an awsome summer You were going to tell us about it and we are still waiting. Where are your pics? Did you surf there?????? *inquiring hamsters want to know* i went again and im doing a little competitive surf now How awesome!!! You are my hero!!! I will be your first hamster groupie!!! im flatterd it is pretty fun You better stay in touch so we can be your fan club! It is always better when you have a group of friends endorsing you!!! i will this time, hey i check in every two months or so otherwise *cough, cough* Every two months or so? Would that be in Eskimo time or surfer time?

that was an awsome summer You were going to tell us about it and we are still waiting. Where are your pics? Did you surf there?????? *inquiring hamsters want to know* i went again and im doing a little competitive surf now How awesome!!! You are my hero!!! I will be your first hamster groupie!!! im flatterd it is pretty fun You better stay in touch so we can be your fan club! It is always better when you have a group of friends endorsing you!!!

Cheating? A crazy - Kat - with a Claymore cheat? Never! True dat, true dat... Somebody please stab me for saying that plzkthnx Right... you are asking someone to stab the Don of the local Mafia? Not me! I won't volunteer for that job.

4750 yards?????????? Oh my goodness... that is incredible!!!

Very, very powerful.

Cheating? A crazy - Kat - with a Claymore cheat? Never!

Why aren't sunflower seeds and pumpkins seeds delivered daily to my cage? They are. Have you never been to FDP? FDP? No, I don't believe so. Horatio! Fried Dragon Palace! You forgot? LOL LOL LOL *slaps forehead* Rotten acronyms!!! LOL :ninja: PTMYLOL!!! Ahh, that feels so good. It's my first PTMY PTMYPTMMLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMLOL!!! *waits for those people with anti-ptmy signs LOL * PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYLOL!!! *waits with extra ptmys for any opposers* Hehe... I can just imagine it now... 'PTMYANNOYED' Hey... don't give them any ideas!!!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMLOL!!! XD PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYLOL!!! PTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMPTMYPTMMLOL!!!

I am overwhelmingly addicted! It is terrible when hamster's talk about all their cheesie, skwerl, wolf, phoenix, cat, dog and mushroom loving friends! Then we have the tumbleweed loving, meat grinding, micicle and Monk loving friends! Then there is the... LOL It is really the worst when your home page is HampsterDance! XD My homepage is HampsterDance! ROFLMAO!!! I can understand why... LOL LOL Spell it out for us. (Aww, classtime.) You are a wurm... exactly how much spelling out do you need? LOL

Skwerlhugger Will would like you to vote in this music poll. If you do not see the band you like, please make a post and tell us who you prefer. Thank you for voting.

AWESOME!!!!!!!! What a great day! *sees a very happy squirrel* it was awsome i have pictures of me with all the other band members except davey OUTSTANDING! I am sorry you didn't get a pic of you and Davey.