Horatio

Hello. Me is Japancat Vera Boomtang Gilmout Van dort Pitch black, supreme ruler of the Universe. Now Gimme something that i can crush in the Meat Grinder. Way to go. Revive another unposted in for almost a month topic. This is Hamsterfireball's guest appearance, I think he would appreciate hearing from Mushroom_king. So Wolfie, how about we let this one slide. Fine, fine. But I was being easy. I could have ranted about pointless posts. I love those rants. Please go ahead and rant away about pointless posts. Okie doke! Pointless posts waste the time of many people. If, for example, a person has to look at ten different pointless posts, they end up wasting around five minutes, from scrolling and loading. These minutes add up. You could be wasting around a week's worth of people's lives eventually. But it is not just the posters who it affects. It also may waste modding time. Patient coffee-spitting Horatio may be here constantly, but I'm sure that at times he gets tired of posts that just say, "bump" or something of the sort. Maybe Horatio's battery goes low. Perhaps he won't finish moderating, and then maybe people will waste more of his time by saying he takes too long or something. Back to the everyday person. They skip along, "Lalalala!", they exclaim. Then... the dreadful moment when (s)he transforms into Godzilla! This is because they were out in the sun before and then the five minutes they needed to go to their coffin was wasted by these posts. Oops. Sorry. I started thinking of the mutants instead near the end. LOL LOL LOL Come pick up your Double Titanium Gold Comet Award! You outdid yourself this time! Shweet! Wow! Double Titanium Gold Comet Award? I've never heard that one before! You have never heard of it because I just invented it, especially for you. Haha, Horatio, how many unique awards have you created? LOL Well, if you prefer, I can exchange this for The Gold Star Award. *avoids the question* No, I'm good, I'll stay with the Double Titanium Gold Comet. I thought you might see things my way. *mumble* Manipulative little hamster... *mumble* *evil laugh is heard from the cage in the distance* *wonders if TGHL has finally taken Horatio's sanity* did horation ever have one in the first place? What ???? *throws Cheesemaster into Mushroom_king's meat grinder and then into the microwave to make fondue* *severe feeling of de-ja-vu* Be prepared for the worst when you even think about discussing my sanity! LOL LOL LOL :ninja: *mentions horatio's sanity* *runs* :ninja: *goes underground in preparation to protect sanity at all costs* Remember this... you can run, but you can't hide! *evil laugh is heard* You know, I'm no wolf, but micicles are pretty tasty... I wonder if other rodents would taste good too... (Heck, you do it to the rest of us I had to) *is totally speechless* *thinks about Glowurm's upcoming camping trip and calls in special wurm eating owls* *calls in fleets of O RLY owls and derivatives* MJ RLY is a strong form of the O RLY owl. He should keep them away. But some would say that's overkill. And cruelty to animals. *decides to call in the 'big gun'...TGHL* You're in trouble now! LOL O RLY? *calls in multiple batallions of paz* This will get interesting now! LOL

Hello. Me is Japancat Vera Boomtang Gilmout Van dort Pitch black, supreme ruler of the Universe. Now Gimme something that i can crush in the Meat Grinder. Way to go. Revive another unposted in for almost a month topic. This is Hamsterfireball's guest appearance, I think he would appreciate hearing from Mushroom_king. So Wolfie, how about we let this one slide. Fine, fine. But I was being easy. I could have ranted about pointless posts. I love those rants. Please go ahead and rant away about pointless posts. Okie doke! Pointless posts waste the time of many people. If, for example, a person has to look at ten different pointless posts, they end up wasting around five minutes, from scrolling and loading. These minutes add up. You could be wasting around a week's worth of people's lives eventually. But it is not just the posters who it affects. It also may waste modding time. Patient coffee-spitting Horatio may be here constantly, but I'm sure that at times he gets tired of posts that just say, "bump" or something of the sort. Maybe Horatio's battery goes low. Perhaps he won't finish moderating, and then maybe people will waste more of his time by saying he takes too long or something. Back to the everyday person. They skip along, "Lalalala!", they exclaim. Then... the dreadful moment when (s)he transforms into Godzilla! This is because they were out in the sun before and then the five minutes they needed to go to their coffin was wasted by these posts. Oops. Sorry. I started thinking of the mutants instead near the end. LOL LOL LOL Come pick up your Double Titanium Gold Comet Award! You outdid yourself this time! Shweet! Wow! Double Titanium Gold Comet Award? I've never heard that one before! You have never heard of it because I just invented it, especially for you. Haha, Horatio, how many unique awards have you created? LOL Well, if you prefer, I can exchange this for The Gold Star Award. *avoids the question* No, I'm good, I'll stay with the Double Titanium Gold Comet. I thought you might see things my way. *mumble* Manipulative little hamster... *mumble* *evil laugh is heard from the cage in the distance* *wonders if TGHL has finally taken Horatio's sanity* did horation ever have one in the first place? What ???? *throws Cheesemaster into Mushroom_king's meat grinder and then into the microwave to make fondue* *severe feeling of de-ja-vu* Be prepared for the worst when you even think about discussing my sanity! LOL LOL LOL :ninja: *mentions horatio's sanity* *runs* :ninja: *goes underground in preparation to protect sanity at all costs* Remember this... you can run, but you can't hide! *evil laugh is heard* You know, I'm no wolf, but micicles are pretty tasty... I wonder if other rodents would taste good too... (Heck, you do it to the rest of us I had to) *is totally speechless* *thinks about Glowurm's upcoming camping trip and calls in special wurm eating owls* *calls in fleets of O RLY owls and derivatives* MJ RLY is a strong form of the O RLY owl. He should keep them away. But some would say that's overkill. And cruelty to animals. *decides to call in the 'big gun'...TGHL* You're in trouble now! LOL

Hello. Me is Japancat Vera Boomtang Gilmout Van dort Pitch black, supreme ruler of the Universe. Now Gimme something that i can crush in the Meat Grinder. Way to go. Revive another unposted in for almost a month topic. This is Hamsterfireball's guest appearance, I think he would appreciate hearing from Mushroom_king. So Wolfie, how about we let this one slide. Fine, fine. But I was being easy. I could have ranted about pointless posts. I love those rants. Please go ahead and rant away about pointless posts. Okie doke! Pointless posts waste the time of many people. If, for example, a person has to look at ten different pointless posts, they end up wasting around five minutes, from scrolling and loading. These minutes add up. You could be wasting around a week's worth of people's lives eventually. But it is not just the posters who it affects. It also may waste modding time. Patient coffee-spitting Horatio may be here constantly, but I'm sure that at times he gets tired of posts that just say, "bump" or something of the sort. Maybe Horatio's battery goes low. Perhaps he won't finish moderating, and then maybe people will waste more of his time by saying he takes too long or something. Back to the everyday person. They skip along, "Lalalala!", they exclaim. Then... the dreadful moment when (s)he transforms into Godzilla! This is because they were out in the sun before and then the five minutes they needed to go to their coffin was wasted by these posts. Oops. Sorry. I started thinking of the mutants instead near the end. LOL LOL LOL Come pick up your Double Titanium Gold Comet Award! You outdid yourself this time! Shweet! Wow! Double Titanium Gold Comet Award? I've never heard that one before! You have never heard of it because I just invented it, especially for you. Haha, Horatio, how many unique awards have you created? LOL Well, if you prefer, I can exchange this for The Gold Star Award. *avoids the question* No, I'm good, I'll stay with the Double Titanium Gold Comet. I thought you might see things my way. *mumble* Manipulative little hamster... *mumble* *evil laugh is heard from the cage in the distance* *wonders if TGHL has finally taken Horatio's sanity* did horation ever have one in the first place? What ???? *throws Cheesemaster into Mushroom_king's meat grinder and then into the microwave to make fondue* *severe feeling of de-ja-vu* Be prepared for the worst when you even think about discussing my sanity! LOL LOL LOL :ninja: *mentions horatio's sanity* *runs* :ninja: *goes underground in preparation to protect sanity at all costs* Remember this... you can run, but you can't hide! *evil laugh is heard* You know, I'm no wolf, but micicles are pretty tasty... I wonder if other rodents would taste good too... (Heck, you do it to the rest of us I had to) *is totally speechless* *thinks about Glowurm's upcoming camping trip and calls in special wurm eating owls*

Truer words have never been spoken!!!

Hello. Me is Japancat Vera Boomtang Gilmout Van dort Pitch black, supreme ruler of the Universe. Now Gimme something that i can crush in the Meat Grinder. Way to go. Revive another unposted in for almost a month topic. This is Hamsterfireball's guest appearance, I think he would appreciate hearing from Mushroom_king. So Wolfie, how about we let this one slide. Fine, fine. But I was being easy. I could have ranted about pointless posts. I love those rants. Please go ahead and rant away about pointless posts. Okie doke! Pointless posts waste the time of many people. If, for example, a person has to look at ten different pointless posts, they end up wasting around five minutes, from scrolling and loading. These minutes add up. You could be wasting around a week's worth of people's lives eventually. But it is not just the posters who it affects. It also may waste modding time. Patient coffee-spitting Horatio may be here constantly, but I'm sure that at times he gets tired of posts that just say, "bump" or something of the sort. Maybe Horatio's battery goes low. Perhaps he won't finish moderating, and then maybe people will waste more of his time by saying he takes too long or something. Back to the everyday person. They skip along, "Lalalala!", they exclaim. Then... the dreadful moment when (s)he transforms into Godzilla! This is because they were out in the sun before and then the five minutes they needed to go to their coffin was wasted by these posts. Oops. Sorry. I started thinking of the mutants instead near the end. LOL Come pick up your Double Titanium Gold Comet Award! You outdid yourself this time! Shweet! Wow! Double Titanium Gold Comet Award? I've never heard that one before! You have never heard of it because I just invented it, especially for you. Haha, Horatio, how many unique awards have you created? LOL Well, if you prefer, I can exchange this for The Gold Star Award. *avoids the question* No, I'm good, I'll stay with the Double Titanium Gold Comet. I thought you might see things my way. *mumble* Manipulative little hamster... *mumble* *evil laugh is heard from the cage in the distance* *wonders if TGHL has finally taken Horatio's sanity* did horation ever have one in the first place? What ???? *throws Cheesemaster into Mushroom_king's meat grinder and then into the microwave to make fondue* *severe feeling of de-ja-vu* Be prepared for the worst when you even think about discussing my sanity! LOL :ninja: *mentions horatio's sanity* *runs* :ninja: *goes underground in preparation to protect sanity at all costs* Remember this... you can run, but you can't hide! *evil laugh is heard*

I am overwhelmingly addicted! It is terrible when hamster's talk about all their cheesie, skwerl, wolf, phoenix, cat, dog and mushroom loving friends! Then we have the tumbleweed loving, meat grinding, micicle and Monk loving friends! Then there is the... LOL It is really the worst when your home page is HampsterDance! XD My homepage is HampsterDance! ROFLMAO!!! I can understand why... LOL LOL Spell it out for us. (Aww, classtime.) You are a wurm... exactly how much spelling out do you need? LOL ROFL Enough so I know how to spell my name correctly W - U - R - M... Thank you. Nice Ninja Award for you. Thank you! *grabs award and scurries off to the Awards Cabinet and places it in the spotlight* Now I must look for Monk to help Dog lover out! *sets up surveillance*

okay-o i just mentioned this in "what song are u listening to right now," but im listening to elton john. he's cool. I love Elton John... there are many of his songs that are my favorite! ive requested a 3-cd set of his best songs at the library...im waiting for it to come in Would you please send them to me so I can put them on Max when he comes home? Our library doesn't have the 3-cd set and if they did, the reservation queue is about two years long. who is max? and ur modding very quickly.... Max is my laptop who is in the hospital. The reason I am modding quickly is that I am only in your topic. LOL i was just reading "its time for THAT topic" so i found out who max is.... Or you could go to The Best Friend Of Horatio Club and get the full message. I have to log off in ten seconds and hope you will read there for the reason why.

Attention everyone... tonight will be a very early night. I will not be able to get to any computer after I log off in a couple minutes. All your posts will be modded first thing tomorrow morning. I do apologize for any inconvenience and hope you will bear with me. Thanks! See you all tomorrow. Horatio *cross your paws that Max comes home tomorrow*

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! thanks! i have a cold tho.... but today was fun...it was freshman/senior day, we got to be outside all day and play games.... That's how school should be all the time! yeah...but im not one of those school-hating people....its cool.... I'm a procrastinating hamster. today was pajama day What ? ? No pictures????????? sry, we're not really supposed to bring cameras to school....and i cant be on yearbook cuz its the same time as piano....grrrr i like piano, i just wish they didnt conflict. Would you be able to change your piano lesson?

okay-o i just mentioned this in "what song are u listening to right now," but im listening to elton john. he's cool. I love Elton John... there are many of his songs that are my favorite! ive requested a 3-cd set of his best songs at the library...im waiting for it to come in Would you please send them to me so I can put them on Max when he comes home? Our library doesn't have the 3-cd set and if they did, the reservation queue is about two years long. who is max? and ur modding very quickly.... Max is my laptop who is in the hospital. The reason I am modding quickly is that I am only in your topic. LOL

wow thats weird, today it was hat day at my high school....but i didnt wear one, cuz it also happened to be picture day....bad planning.....its spirit week at my school......monday was color day, each grade was assigned a different color to wear, freshmen were white, sophmores were red, juniors were green, and seniors were blue...today was hat day, tomorrow is twin day or mix and match day, thursday is pajama day, friday is blue + gold day (school colors) (weird, because those were also my grade school colors.....) saturday is the homecoming football game + dance.....its a cool school.....tonight is "back to school" night, in which our parents go to school and follow our schedule and have to do what we do every day......its funny....theyre not back yet, idk if they got lost or not.....i wrote them really detailed instructions......... Whenever we have crazy hair day... the guinea pigs ALWAYS win! lol.....my parents didnt get lost, i wrote good directions Soooo, your parents goofed off on the way to your school! LOL... bad parents! LOL

Bye Bye Birdie is really a lot of fun! I guarantee you will have a great time, no matter what you do!!! the girl who got anne is in some of my classes...and i eat lunch w/her and some other kids....shes a freshman, which i wasnt expecting.....and then theres another girl in some of my classes the wrote a book that is getting published....she had the proof with her today....she said it should hit stores in october.....i think this is very cool, considering i want to be a writer...ive been working on a book since i was going into 3rd grade, its long but i need to work on like the characters and the plot and everything......its called the flying saucer adventures but its not too science-fiction-y. *crosses paws for Dog lover* The Flying Saucer Adventures sound like something that could start with one and grow into as many as you can write. Sounds fantastic. Is there a camp that develop writing skills? There are music camps, art camps, so why not a writer's camp.

okay-o i just mentioned this in "what song are u listening to right now," but im listening to elton john. he's cool. I love Elton John... there are many of his songs that are my favorite! ive requested a 3-cd set of his best songs at the library...im waiting for it to come in Would you please send them to me so I can put them on Max when he comes home? Our library doesn't have the 3-cd set and if they did, the reservation queue is about two years long.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! thanks! i have a cold tho.... but today was fun...it was freshman/senior day, we got to be outside all day and play games.... That's how school should be all the time! yeah...but im not one of those school-hating people....its cool.... I'm a procrastinating hamster. today was pajama day What ? ? No pictures?????????

ohhhhh! okay! do you go know eachother in real life? ya know...besides the computer? I think they are friends in real life, before HampsterDance. Yesh. We're god-cousins. That's cool!

You had better post at least 10 per week! We love our Phoenix and miss when you are not here!!! Ooh a challenge. Well, I shall try, but I've got pretty much the same workload as LE and possibly even more. An average student takes 4 A-levels (A-levels are, I think, similar to your SATs) in different subjects. I have taken 6, so my workload is a teensy bit heavy at the minute. But, that hasn't ever stopped me before. Nothing should stop you when it comes to posting here!!! Well, I am sacrificing valuable Naruto time to do this, so appreciate it. And I think I am getting close to that 10 post mark already. - Kat - will be disappointed she missed you and, of course, I do appreciate your presence! As for the counting to 10... remember I am a blonde. I look forward to seeing Kat again. I shall keep this in mind. So I've posted 7200 times today then. - Kat - just tackle glomped you in the Horatio topic in HampsterDance Talk. So get your armour ready, the tackle glomping will grow and grow until you are tackle glomped by everyone here!!! LOL

You had better hang around a bit more or you just might find your wings clipped!!! Not the wings.. So, how are things for the Horatio? I trust your piloting wasn't too disrupted by the whole plan to blow up planes over the mid-atlantic a few weeks ago. It certainly messed up Heathrow and all the major airports over here. PLUS, stupid CIA forced Mi5 and Mi6 to act before they wanted to. Most of the plotters were convicted, but a few got away due to lack of evidence. Oh well. Another disaster averted. ANother bunch of prisoners for Guantanamo... Oh sorry, this isn't the US Government topic. So how are things? And yes... the wings! As for me, I just eat sunflower seeds, peanuts, veggies and go for runs in my wheel. The terrorists do not care about cargo and two or three people sitting up front deciding where to fly to. People are the hot commodity. Other than that, Max my computer is in the hospital for a second time. I am going from various computer stores to the library to anywhere that will not kick me off their computer, to moderate. You never realize just how free you are when you have a trusty laptop in your cage. I am supposed to be studying, so you think not having a computer would be an asset, but noooooooo, I cannot focus until I find a computer to hop on. Other than that, I dropped a giant tree stump on my right paw and broke a few bones, there is a tree leaning on the house, the mosquitos are multiplying like there is no tomorrow, so I have sent them up to Jesusfreak and what used to be our swimming pool is a tadpole farm. There are zillions of tadpoles. And believe me when I tell you... ZILLIONS!!! I was out there and heard a noise, when I turned around, here is Rocky, the racoon, on the step of the pool looking for dinner. But nothing much is happening here. FedEx not important enough for the terrorists, eh? Poor little Apple Mac (he says while on his highly reliable Hewlitt Packard), all those ads turned out to be a lie. All those ads which said that you were so much better than a PC turned out to be hot air. Steve Jobs needs teaching that there is such a thing as lying. Are you still sorting out all those problems that the Hurricane left in its path? And mosquitoes are horrible, irritating little creatures. I believe there is some form of new repellant thingy which now kills off mosquitoes if they bite you. Unsure what it is, but people were touting it as the solution to Malaria. And tadpoles in your pool? Hmmmm, considered getting a live pike and dropping it in there? Or perhaps you want an army of loyal frogs to rule the swimming pool with? Certainly useful when your life long enemies the fire ants come round. No not much is happening here either. Life goes on. FedEx is very low on the terrorist totem pole. Not enough humans per plane. As for my little Apple Mac, Max... this problem was totally hamster induced. Not a Steve Jobs fault... a should have, would have, could have, had I left my little paws out of something I shouldn't be playing with type fault. Absolutely problems from two plus years ago. When the giant three trunk oak fell between the three other trees, no one realized that two possibly three others suffered and there would be future problems. Losing trees outside my cage makes me very, very sad. As for the mosquitos and a solution... I will hound you until I find the answer. Frogs like fire ants??????????? Whoa! Those guys just found themselves in the best swimming hole in the state. No way are they going now! I really hate when they gang up and bite me! Frogs... well, I have an entire new respect for those little guys. What is really hilarious, these frogs are smaller than a pencil eraser and when you hear them, you would think they were about four inches in size, not four millimeters. So true... life goes on.

*shoots a laser guided missile at TGHL and explodes him into bits* I figured I would help Toto out because I got to this topic before she did! Nothing wrong with having Clinton as a president, she's been good for NY and appears to have good policies. Of course appears is a rubbish word in politics. Better than the apparent Republican candidate anyway, which isn't hard.... I would rather vote in Homer Simpson than Hilary Dilary Duck.

You had better post at least 10 per week! We love our Phoenix and miss when you are not here!!! Ooh a challenge. Well, I shall try, but I've got pretty much the same workload as LE and possibly even more. An average student takes 4 A-levels (A-levels are, I think, similar to your SATs) in different subjects. I have taken 6, so my workload is a teensy bit heavy at the minute. But, that hasn't ever stopped me before. Nothing should stop you when it comes to posting here!!! Well, I am sacrificing valuable Naruto time to do this, so appreciate it. And I think I am getting close to that 10 post mark already. - Kat - will be disappointed she missed you and, of course, I do appreciate your presence! As for the counting to 10... remember I am a blonde.

You had better hang around a bit more or you just might find your wings clipped!!! Not the wings.. So, how are things for the Horatio? I trust your piloting wasn't too disrupted by the whole plan to blow up planes over the mid-atlantic a few weeks ago. It certainly messed up Heathrow and all the major airports over here. PLUS, stupid CIA forced Mi5 and Mi6 to act before they wanted to. Most of the plotters were convicted, but a few got away due to lack of evidence. Oh well. Another disaster averted. ANother bunch of prisoners for Guantanamo... Oh sorry, this isn't the US Government topic. So how are things? And yes... the wings! As for me, I just eat sunflower seeds, peanuts, veggies and go for runs in my wheel. The terrorists do not care about cargo and two or three people sitting up front deciding where to fly to. People are the hot commodity. Other than that, Max my computer is in the hospital for a second time. I am going from various computer stores to the library to anywhere that will not kick me off their computer, to moderate. You never realize just how free you are when you have a trusty laptop in your cage. I am supposed to be studying, so you think not having a computer would be an asset, but noooooooo, I cannot focus until I find a computer to hop on. Other than that, I dropped a giant tree stump on my right paw and broke a few bones, there is a tree leaning on the house, the mosquitos are multiplying like there is no tomorrow, so I have sent them up to Jesusfreak and what used to be our swimming pool is a tadpole farm. There are zillions of tadpoles. And believe me when I tell you... ZILLIONS!!! I was out there and heard a noise, when I turned around, here is Rocky, the racoon, on the step of the pool looking for dinner. But nothing much is happening here.

You had better hang around a bit more or you just might find your wings clipped!!!

You had better post at least 10 per week! We love our Phoenix and miss when you are not here!!! Ooh a challenge. Well, I shall try, but I've got pretty much the same workload as LE and possibly even more. An average student takes 4 A-levels (A-levels are, I think, similar to your SATs) in different subjects. I have taken 6, so my workload is a teensy bit heavy at the minute. But, that hasn't ever stopped me before. Nothing should stop you when it comes to posting here!!!

ohhhhh! okay! do you go know eachother in real life? ya know...besides the computer? I think they are friends in real life, before HampsterDance. coolio Very!

hy der. huw r u 2daii? I'm good! but is there any chance you could write in ENGLISH?! I agree! Of course, it is good practice for me, but I am still a hamster and sometimes these things take a bit more time.

Yeah, it brings back memories of a topic called "The Pyramid Game." I think LifesEagle started it. The idea was to see how far you could quote something. On this board once you quote too many times it turns into gibberish though. :glare: LOL... that was great!!! I think we had about 32 or more quotes in one post in that topic. Here the limit is 10! That makes things so confusing. It is even worse when I try to answer two posts, separately, in the same topic, one right after another, it will always combine them into one post. That is worse. I need to answer the one post, leave the other one in the queue, go to a few different topics, then put the computer to sleep and then return and it will then allow me to post a reply not combining the two. On occasion, it decides to combine them anyway. Grrrrr! You could ask HK to raise the limit to... like... higher than 10. It's possible. and like, can be done, even. 'Might not get done this year, but it'll probably happen someday. XD You can believe I have asked that question quite a few times. For whatever reason, it is still at 10 which makes some topics really hard to follow.