Horatio

[i thought it was really good. More specifically, the racoon touch!!! LOL

That is sooooo cool!!! There are lots of aerospace folks in this area. (Cape Canaveral). It is great to listen to the talk about cool toys. After all when you get to send rockets into space, everything else must be a let down.

You definitely know me pretty well.

The difference, I believe, is that some of the friends you make in college will remain lifetime friends. I hope so. They're a great bunch of people. Today some of us went to yoga, and then hing out in Lindsay and Steph's room to watch TV. Now I'm trying to read a history book with no lights because my roommate is sleeping. Ask your parents to buy you one of those itty-bitty book lights. They work great. The light clips on to the cover of the book and unfolds to reach high enough above the book so that you can read both pages of a large book at one time and turn the pages without hitting the little light. Great invention!!! The light coming from the computer was good enough. Today we went out shopping, watched tv, ate dinner, and played video games. I pwned at mario kart, even though I never played the game cube version before (I only have an N64 ) Then i went back to my room, chatted online with my friend Marius, took a shower, and now I'm going to sleep soon. Tomorrow some of us are going to some Chinese festival. Some of my friends apparently get extra credit in their Chinese class for it. I would definitely sign up for the classes that give extra credit for going to festivals! lol really. When we got back we ate dinner and watched TV again. Story of my life. I've got tons of work to do tomorrow though. o.O I would offer to help, but that probably would not do you any good.

Two minute warning... must go shortly! See you tomorrow.

Great pic!!!

Glowurm... you have about ten minutes before they close the store. I can stay until the very last minute, so post away, but after the bewitching hour, I am gone until tomorrow.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder.

'Cause noparent wants their child to never be teased. FYI, my middles are... Um... Actually, I dunno if Horatio'd let it in. Well, worth a try... Gordon Edward. First and middles are okay... just not last. Ahh, okay. So. Yeah. My initials (minus my last name) are EGE Guess what my last name starts with XD G

'Cause noparent wants their child to never be teased. FYI, my middles are... Um... Actually, I dunno if Horatio'd let it in. Well, worth a try... Gordon Edward. First and middles are okay... just not last.

Okay... I have been hanging around and only Arkcher appeared and then disappeared without posting. I am going to sign off for the evening and stop in tomorrow around 13H00 when the library opens. Night, night to all.

Okay... I am at the Circuit City store and only Arkcher is here... where is everyone????????? Are you going to subject me to this awful music and no one is here????????

I think the prom queen zombie is the one for you!!!

Here I am again at the library. Unfortunately, the Compy Police librarian is still here. The library is closing in 50 minutes, so I will get to stay on at least 40 minutes. I have already overstayed my two hours maximum for the day, so I can get kicked off at any moment. Hopefully she will get sidetracked downstairs and forget about me.

*waits for Lee to see this*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* It's a new Gerald Scarfe Animation-The Libraian! Horatio, are there any Kinko's Copy places in your town? They have computers you can use. The on ein my town lets me use it. *~*The Psychedelic luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Kinko's is about one hour away. I wish it was closer. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* *wonders what happened to the Airplane* If you lost your airplane, you can borrow my hamster-sized one. His name is Jefferson. Ha Ha! Get it? OOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR You can borrow my hamster-sized Starship, also named Jefferson. ha Ha! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I will borrow your Airplane named Jefferson. Does it come complete with all the CD's? LOL *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~*' There is a burned CD in the Harddrive with al, of the songs on it. Oh, and in case you didn't get the starship, there is a band called Jefferson Starship. Ha Ha! *~*The psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* The Starship is for long range travel. The Airplane is for short hops. That is why I chose the Airplane. LOL

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* It's a new Gerald Scarfe Animation-The Libraian! Horatio, are there any Kinko's Copy places in your town? They have computers you can use. The on ein my town lets me use it. *~*The Psychedelic luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Kinko's is about one hour away. I wish it was closer. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* *wonders what happened to the Airplane* If you lost your airplane, you can borrow my hamster-sized one. His name is Jefferson. Ha Ha! Get it? OOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR You can borrow my hamster-sized Starship, also named Jefferson. ha Ha! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I will borrow your Airplane named Jefferson. Does it come complete with all the CD's? LOL

The rumour probably appeared on the front page of a couple of those tabloids that are in the grocery checkout line. with headlines involving batboy, or that Jonah's skeleton was found in a whales mouth, and carbon dating proved it to be 2400 years old. go world weekly news! *~*the Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Sun said that The world was gonna end on the 11th last month. I laugh at them. And Weekly World News is Hilarious. XD People actually believe that, did you know? I think they have a Reader's letter section and they have letters where ijits actually think the articles are true. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy domine The really scary part is that those 'ijits' get to vote in the elections!!!

The sound of the elevator hydraulics bringing the Compy Police to kick me off the computer.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* First Luke. (I sometimes call him Woody woodepecker) Then Horatio. Now Arkcher?! I'M TURNING INTO ARLUKEATIO!!!!!!! Or something. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Arlukeatio... now that is a cool name. Perhaps you could add an illustration of just how you look. acne-riddled hampster-wolf thing with a lightsaber? *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* Luke, AKA Woody Woodepecker, is a Jock kid who kicks %$# and is one of my closest real-life freinds. XD I Don't know what that would look like. I've seen Arkcher's photo and I just can't see how that would combine with Luke and Horatio. I also found a new button set. This button set has various Buttons from Various Clssic rock bands i like, such as Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Judas Preist, etc. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* where is his photo? Don't ask that question because you will not get the answer. *~*te Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* aNSWER: Not on HD *~The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* There is your answer. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* Not my answer. Horatio, once you get your lappy back, you do know I WILL resort back to torturing you? *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy domine*~* When Max returns, I would love the torture!!! LOL

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* It's a new Gerald Scarfe Animation-The Libraian! Horatio, are there any Kinko's Copy places in your town? They have computers you can use. The on ein my town lets me use it. *~*The Psychedelic luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Kinko's is about one hour away. I wish it was closer.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* First Luke. (I sometimes call him Woody woodepecker) Then Horatio. Now Arkcher?! I'M TURNING INTO ARLUKEATIO!!!!!!! Or something. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Arlukeatio... now that is a cool name. Perhaps you could add an illustration of just how you look. acne-riddled hampster-wolf thing with a lightsaber? *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* Luke, AKA Woody Woodepecker, is a Jock kid who kicks %$# and is one of my closest real-life freinds. XD I Don't know what that would look like. I've seen Arkcher's photo and I just can't see how that would combine with Luke and Horatio. I also found a new button set. This button set has various Buttons from Various Clssic rock bands i like, such as Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Judas Preist, etc. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* where is his photo? Don't ask that question because you will not get the answer. *~*te Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* aNSWER: Not on HD *~The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* There is your answer.

I have over-stayed my time. Every time I hear the hydraulics of the library elevator, I hear 'Jaws' music playing in my head. The librarian will be up, I am sure of it, and when she does, she will kick me off with no warning. She just commandeers the keyboard and clicks you off without even signing out. So, if I disappear, I will get on later.

You'll get in. You're too smart to reject. That's the day after my dad's birthday. Wierd. I still need to buy him something... Well then, you're dad's birthday is the same day as a math team event. Not that he would care much. Being an engineer, he might appreciate that. So far I got him a calendar featuring scenic outhouses (camp joke). I want to see about finding him some lemon cookies or something else he likes too. He's a tough one to get gifts for, because he doesn't play golf and hates wearing ties. What kind of engineer???? Civil, mechanical, etc. ...? In the grocery store are these killer lemon and ginger cookies by a company called Carr (if I remember correctly). They should be in the cookie area, but usually off in their own special section just for Carr products. They make all kinds of crackers, cookies, etc. These are really superb. Crabtree and Evelyn also makes a wonderful lemon cookie. I especially like both these cookies with lemon sorbet. I prefer lemon and lime bars. ^.^ Lemon and lime bars??? Ohhhh, those sound so good. Who makes the best one and where do you find them? *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Horatio, if you ever go to England, I recomend you try two things: Jelly Babies and Cadbury Flakes. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domien*~* Writes this down in my special book. Thank you! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cy=ut*~* Hey, what happend to the Madiason Square Garden pic you were gonna show me? i should ask my mom if I can visit Heaven The Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. *~*the Psychedelic luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~&* I thought I posted it, but if I didn't, it is gone now. It disappeared when they changed my hard drive. You'll get in. You're too smart to reject. That's the day after my dad's birthday. Wierd. I still need to buy him something... Well then, you're dad's birthday is the same day as a math team event. Not that he would care much. Being an engineer, he might appreciate that. So far I got him a calendar featuring scenic outhouses (camp joke). I want to see about finding him some lemon cookies or something else he likes too. He's a tough one to get gifts for, because he doesn't play golf and hates wearing ties. What kind of engineer???? Civil, mechanical, etc. ...? In the grocery store are these killer lemon and ginger cookies by a company called Carr (if I remember correctly). They should be in the cookie area, but usually off in their own special section just for Carr products. They make all kinds of crackers, cookies, etc. These are really superb. Crabtree and Evelyn also makes a wonderful lemon cookie. I especially like both these cookies with lemon sorbet. I prefer lemon and lime bars. ^.^ Lemon and lime bars??? Ohhhh, those sound so good. Who makes the best one and where do you find them? krusteaz. 'O' they come in a white box in a grocery store. I'm not sure if they wold be in florida or something. You might hve to come all the way to maryland! But then again, you do go up to ny just for a bagel... Right now Maryland is having some flooding problems, so I will wait. But believe me, I will come to Maryland for some of these cookies. LOL Not exactly cookies. But soft bars, and you out powdered sugar on top. Yummeh. ^.^ I have entered the name and description in my special book, right next to Mushroom_king's suggestion. Thank you sir!

You'll get in. You're too smart to reject. That's the day after my dad's birthday. Wierd. I still need to buy him something... Well then, you're dad's birthday is the same day as a math team event. Not that he would care much. Being an engineer, he might appreciate that. So far I got him a calendar featuring scenic outhouses (camp joke). I want to see about finding him some lemon cookies or something else he likes too. He's a tough one to get gifts for, because he doesn't play golf and hates wearing ties. What kind of engineer???? Civil, mechanical, etc. ...? In the grocery store are these killer lemon and ginger cookies by a company called Carr (if I remember correctly). They should be in the cookie area, but usually off in their own special section just for Carr products. They make all kinds of crackers, cookies, etc. These are really superb. Crabtree and Evelyn also makes a wonderful lemon cookie. I especially like both these cookies with lemon sorbet. I prefer lemon and lime bars. ^.^ Lemon and lime bars??? Ohhhh, those sound so good. Who makes the best one and where do you find them? krusteaz. 'O' they come in a white box in a grocery store. I'm not sure if they wold be in florida or something. You might hve to come all the way to maryland! But then again, you do go up to ny just for a bagel... Right now Maryland is having some flooding problems, so I will wait. But believe me, I will come to Maryland for some of these cookies. LOL