Horatio

CHAPTER ONE!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys

[Oh No!!!!]

wut about it. Do you think you have talent and do you like having the ability to write? i dont believe i have any talent at all i can wine really well.. i guess if i have the ability to do more then breathe then awesome. *waits more* whining is a talent, but it doesn't contribute. it's annoying. trust me, i annoy myself sometimes! You are an amazing writer. Take pride in the fact that you can stir emotions where others can't do squat. thanks. but i dont see anyone that cant write as well as me so it doesnt make a difference realy.. but thanx. I am not able to write as well as you are. For me, it is extremely difficult to write poetry as a method of expressing myself. im not sure it expresses anything.. Your poetry expresses an amazing amount of emotion, feelings, all while communicating to the reader. but i dont feel like i express it.. i still hurt, no matter how many poems i spill out. Your writing gives others insight into your pain.

Glad you are back.

Is this the same spam kitty that was sitting in your lap when you posted this in the other topic?

Outstanding! We can have a birthday party together! One cakie for your friend and one cakie for Max!!! The way I see it, when Max gets his new airport antennae, he will then be totally complete as a new computer and therefore have a new birthday!!! So, what will be the same when he comes back? Ummm... let's see. The outside case, the screen in the lid of the laptop and probably a couple other things, but the new items are the hard drive, logic board, airport card and airport antennae.

That is awsome! How do you do that? there are 2 ways (for Windows): 1. Go to your sound settings in you control panel and change the log-in sound file or 2. Drag a copy of the song into the Startup folder in the Start Menu You are sooooooooo smart!!! You get The Black Bat Award!!! Yeah!!! Thanks! *bows* I've said I am a bit (underexastration) of a computer nerd nice spelling. I want to be a computer genius. But i don't think my parents would like it if i changed the startup sound. No guts, no glory! LOL Come on now Cheese... you are acting like Brie. Well, they can be like parmesean. I don't want to grate there nerves. LOL... Great double! You get The Double Gold Star Award for this one!!!

Has FireFox 2.0 as well. *pushes TGHL back... again* You're a phoenix, a little fire shouldn't bother you!

All your piggy's are so beautiful!!! *wants a piggy as a buddy*

That is awsome! How do you do that? there are 2 ways (for Windows): 1. Go to your sound settings in you control panel and change the log-in sound file or 2. Drag a copy of the song into the Startup folder in the Start Menu You are sooooooooo smart!!! You get The Black Bat Award!!! Yeah!!! Thanks! *bows* I've said I am a bit (underexastration) of a computer nerd How cool!!! In my next life I want to come back as a Hacker. Its pretty hilarious. You should learn to program Linux'. Them're cool. Glad to hear that. I bought the Linux book about a month ago and have been struggling through it. Now I know who to ask all the hard questions.

Cool! Yeah, it is a bit dark, but I'm sure you could fix it. But yeah, the band competition was really cool. I think that if I went to a normal high school, I would have definately been in colorguard. And Steph's band is awesome! They did this Pearl Harbor theme. It was really sad, but very well done. I'll hve to ask if they won. *crosses paws* I hope they won. It sounds like a theme with enormous impact.

Outstanding! We can have a birthday party together! One cakie for your friend and one cakie for Max!!! The way I see it, when Max gets his new airport antennae, he will then be totally complete as a new computer and therefore have a new birthday!!!

That is awsome! How do you do that? there are 2 ways (for Windows): 1. Go to your sound settings in you control panel and change the log-in sound file or 2. Drag a copy of the song into the Startup folder in the Start Menu You are sooooooooo smart!!! You get The Black Bat Award!!! Yeah!!! Thanks! *bows* I've said I am a bit (underexastration) of a computer nerd nice spelling. I want to be a computer genius. But i don't think my parents would like it if i changed the startup sound. No guts, no glory! LOL Come on now Cheese... you are acting like Brie.

This extra [ / c o l o r ] had to be put in to cancel yours out.The color quotes need to be reversed in order to work. This program needs to have pretty precise directions. Hope this helps. Click on reply and look at the difference between my post and yours to see what I mean.

That is awsome! How do you do that? there are 2 ways (for Windows): 1. Go to your sound settings in you control panel and change the log-in sound file or 2. Drag a copy of the song into the Startup folder in the Start Menu You are sooooooooo smart!!! You get The Black Bat Award!!! Yeah!!! Thanks! *bows* I've said I am a bit (underexastration) of a computer nerd How cool!!! In my next life I want to come back as a Hacker.

The soap opera????????? Tell me this isn't so!!!

ha, if only you saw that UNedited. I don't think she would like it, had she seen it UNedited. lol yea. well everyones just so uptight. Not everyone has the same attitude towards drugs that you do. and thats perfectly fine but i dont need people telling me how to live my life. its MINE to mess up. Okay. *quits talking* wuts UP with you? I do not want to disagree with you, but I was trying to show you people really do care about you. The friends you have here have nothing to gain by being friends with you, just a true, unconditional caring. We really like you just the way you are, but do not like seeing when you hurt or are self-destructive. That's all. Actually quite simple. We care. please dont. It's unconditional. You do not have to accept it, but it is still there. You will always have a place in my heart. EXACTLY That's me, too, ya know. agape (uh-GAH-pay) love is when your heart hangs agape (uh-GAYP) with love for all who enter. Easiest way for me to describe it. i wish you wouldnt care..though i guess its my fault. Maybe caring is my shortcoming. If I develop a friendship, even a cyber one, and I begin to care. It has absolutely nothing to do with fault.

wut about it. Do you think you have talent and do you like having the ability to write? i dont believe i have any talent at all i can wine really well.. i guess if i have the ability to do more then breathe then awesome. *waits more* whining is a talent, but it doesn't contribute. it's annoying. trust me, i annoy myself sometimes! You are an amazing writer. Take pride in the fact that you can stir emotions where others can't do squat. thanks. but i dont see anyone that cant write as well as me so it doesnt make a difference realy.. but thanx. I am not able to write as well as you are. For me, it is extremely difficult to write poetry as a method of expressing myself. im not sure it expresses anything.. Your poetry expresses an amazing amount of emotion, feelings, all while communicating to the reader.

i swear its like the fcc is everywhere. i'm gonna feel stupid when you tell me but... fcc? define? Directly referring to the Federal Communications Commission. (Censoring) Indirectly referring to me. (Censoring in the form of moderating) Ah. Gotcha. Now I feel sheltered again! Don't. This is for anyone young who might be reading. thank you for all your care in protecting everyone here. i'm actually a little surprized that you allow references to drugs at all. to Topazia: i know what you mean! so many times i am surprized of my lack of knowledge, not the smart kind, the life kind. I probably should not have, but I thought about it over and over and sometimes still think about whether or not this was the correct decision.

And I can't believe I missed YOU last night! Nice to see you back here! *giant hug!* And thank you. *giant hugs back* it's so nice to be back! Now to make sure you stay!!! i'll duck-tape myself to the board *goes to get duct tape* What colour duct tape would you be using to tape the duck to the board. I only have the normal grey kind, but we can color it with sharpies. Sharpies!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to sneak away while others are collecting duct tape & sharpes* *hops into helicopter, spots Ivy, throws a net over her to keep her from escaping* I feel evil, so I'm going to close that tag... In an evil-ish manner. that wasn't evil at all... you didn't even cackle.... ROFOCLH... you are not permitted to do that before I have my coffee!!! Now that I removed the blankets from over my eyes and have had two cups of coffee, you will be no match for me! BTW... come pick up your Gold Star Award!!! *waits for Poison Ivy to return... now my evil-ish side will show*

That is awsome! How do you do that? there are 2 ways (for Windows): 1. Go to your sound settings in you control panel and change the log-in sound file or 2. Drag a copy of the song into the Startup folder in the Start Menu You are sooooooooo smart!!! You get The Black Bat Award!!! Yeah!!!

*decides not to get up* It is 50 degrees out!!! This is Florida!!! The temperature should never be that low!!!

Here is a Max update.. E.T.A.: 03 November 2006 Great news... Max's antennae will be arriving at the Apple Repair Center in just 11 days!!! Then I am sure it will take two to four days until it leaves there to get to my house. I am so very happy that at least we have a day to look forward to. No more quessing!!! Anyway, time to get off the computer. Talk to you all tomorrow!!! Good morning Glowurm!

Toto, I am so very sorry to hear about the passing of your piggy. That must have been so very hard for you. *gives Toto a giant hammie huggle*

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another beautiful piggy!!!!!!!!! *gives all the piggies a really big hammie huggle*