Horatio

Areally-really boring. o_o; but not a Halloween has yet gone by without me putting on a stupid outfit. =D thats the way to live. i dressed up aswell and sorry to hear that Horatio, you didnt get any little kids begging for candy? lol. theyre so cute. Unfortunately zero, none, nada! I was very disappointed! The problem is that it requires walking effort on the parents part, or to have the kids hop in and out of the car. So I was pretty disappointed. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Who drives their kid around to Trick-Or-Treat? O_o *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Parents of the much younger kids. It is too far for them to walk house to house. If they came to our house, they would have hit the mother lode!!! We always give out the best and biggest stuff! Full size candy bars! I gotta come to your house! repeatedly! Come on! We will be waiting! yeah, especially since it isn't really halloween right now. But if i were to start walking today, it might get there by the time I do. You just might want to hold off on that walk... Arkcher just stole all the candy! *sets trap for Arkcher and then puts out some decoy candy covered over with replacement candy*

So, the lesson to be received from your misfortune is, when things are getting you down, stand up, then jump!! LOL Hope you are okay! I will say that when I read your post, it did bring a smile to my face. *sends Arkcher a big box of multi-colored duct tape*

Areally-really boring. o_o; but not a Halloween has yet gone by without me putting on a stupid outfit. =D thats the way to live. i dressed up aswell and sorry to hear that Horatio, you didnt get any little kids begging for candy? lol. theyre so cute. Unfortunately zero, none, nada! I was very disappointed! The problem is that it requires walking effort on the parents part, or to have the kids hop in and out of the car. So I was pretty disappointed. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Who drives their kid around to Trick-Or-Treat? O_o *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Parents of the much younger kids. It is too far for them to walk house to house. If they came to our house, they would have hit the mother lode!!! We always give out the best and biggest stuff! Full size candy bars! I gotta come to your house! repeatedly! Come on! We will be waiting!

Tell him that you want it straight, what does he want? "remind" him that h e is sending mixed messages, and that if he wants to go out with you agian, he should just say so. Let him know that making yuou jealous or anything liek that would not work, it just hurts you. If he really cares, he will apologize sincerely and try to make up for it or whatever. Yes, I definately have to talk to him about it. The mixed messages are hurting my brain. ♥ Lee And your heart.

It was my first concert, what can I say? Besides I loved it. x3 She wishes she was there with you!

Areally-really boring. o_o; but not a Halloween has yet gone by without me putting on a stupid outfit. =D thats the way to live. i dressed up aswell and sorry to hear that Horatio, you didnt get any little kids begging for candy? lol. theyre so cute. Unfortunately zero, none, nada! I was very disappointed! The problem is that it requires walking effort on the parents part, or to have the kids hop in and out of the car. So I was pretty disappointed. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Who drives their kid around to Trick-Or-Treat? O_o *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Parents of the much younger kids. It is too far for them to walk house to house. If they came to our house, they would have hit the mother lode!!! We always give out the best and biggest stuff! Full size candy bars! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* There's a lady in my neighborhood who gives out full-size Laffy Taffy and Pixie Stix. *thinks...wouldn't the Tick-Or-Treaters want to pet Horatio?* *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* They love petting all of us!!! LOL And if you haven't figured it out, they have to pet each and everyone of us to get their treat! LOL

Does this include hamsters? Or do we just watch from the outside! LOL

CHAPTER 1!!!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. five points for horatio if this is caught! The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating

Areally-really boring. o_o; but not a Halloween has yet gone by without me putting on a stupid outfit. =D thats the way to live. i dressed up aswell and sorry to hear that Horatio, you didnt get any little kids begging for candy? lol. theyre so cute. Unfortunately zero, none, nada! I was very disappointed! The problem is that it requires walking effort on the parents part, or to have the kids hop in and out of the car. So I was pretty disappointed. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Who drives their kid around to Trick-Or-Treat? O_o *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Parents of the much younger kids. It is too far for them to walk house to house. If they came to our house, they would have hit the mother lode!!! We always give out the best and biggest stuff! Full size candy bars!

Pictures are permitted of her baby, just not links to the pictures, I am working on that. At the moment, Max is not home and the library computer will not permit me to put the photos on their computer. Hillary would be so much worse. *heads off to Paris to purchase an apartment* Just in case you are wondering... much better food in Paris than London. LOL i soo want that food right now. lol so.. societty.. me and my friend were talking a walk the other day, sober, just talking, and we came aross a water bottle in the street and she was like "this is soictey" kinda nodding the the bottle and she gave it this big kick it was sort of funny to me and i was like 'yeah' and i gave it another big kick ha The question is... where is our society going? im really not sure, in my eyes, its getting worse and worse and despit everyone's best efforts to stop everything thats going on, it doesnt seem to be helping all to much. but at least were semi-trying. im just not sure wut needs to go down to fix it all.. i wish their was some magical answer but we just gotta work thru it i guess. The problem is that as long as there is greed, then the greedy will exploit the planet for their own personal gain and not care about what the outcome is. There are so few people trying to save the environment and the animals. When the bugs and animals are gone, so are the humans.

Areally-really boring. o_o; but not a Halloween has yet gone by without me putting on a stupid outfit. =D thats the way to live. i dressed up aswell and sorry to hear that Horatio, you didnt get any little kids begging for candy? lol. theyre so cute. Unfortunately zero, none, nada! I was very disappointed! The problem is that it requires walking effort on the parents part, or to have the kids hop in and out of the car. So I was pretty disappointed.

Pictures are permitted of her baby, just not links to the pictures, I am working on that. At the moment, Max is not home and the library computer will not permit me to put the photos on their computer. Hillary would be so much worse. *heads off to Paris to purchase an apartment* Just in case you are wondering... much better food in Paris than London. LOL i soo want that food right now. lol so.. societty.. me and my friend were talking a walk the other day, sober, just talking, and we came aross a water bottle in the street and she was like "this is soictey" kinda nodding the the bottle and she gave it this big kick it was sort of funny to me and i was like 'yeah' and i gave it another big kick ha The question is... where is our society going?

Unfortunately, it was very, very quiet.

Truly understandable. He is definitely sending mixed messages.

Oh my! A first for Arkcher and good news for me! A posting lurker!!! O_o I thought you'd have wanted less posting until you got Max back and could apply madd Moderating skillz and Mod everything and a half. while until then, your modding methods are still shrouded in shadows... ... or I just havent found that explanation yet. D= Horatio's just that good. *hires Glowqurm as my publicist* Yeah. XD You just hire Glowqurm there. Ooops!!! Leave it to you to find my typo! LOL

Hope you have a great holiday! Where in Europe will you be going? To visit your relatives? If not, I hope you go to Paris. *~*THe Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* We're flying into Germany (dont know where ._.) and then we will visit a new country every two days, at least that is what she said... *~*The Psyhcedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Sounds like a really fantastic holiday!!! Let's get this party going!!!

Oh my! A first for Arkcher and good news for me! A posting lurker!!! O_o I thought you'd have wanted less posting until you got Max back and could apply madd Moderating skillz and Mod everything and a half. while until then, your modding methods are still shrouded in shadows... ... or I just havent found that explanation yet. D= Horatio's just that good. *hires Glowqurm as my publicist*

I have to run. Will get back on in one hour. Bye!!!

Sounds like your band did phenomenal!!! Glad to hear you didn't have to put up with the mold and mildew.

Hope you have a great holiday! Where in Europe will you be going? To visit your relatives? If not, I hope you go to Paris.

You aren't supposed to draw anything related to the person above you, just what they drew. So, unless this chunka cheese has some dragon fighter skills, you did it wrong. I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeee it!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, thats... why I'm hesitant to get anywhere with some sort of relationship. 'cause Im not very pretty. D= You shouldn't not be in a relationship because of how you look/ =O If katelin thinks you look fine, then go with it! Yeah, and I think that about everyone and their grandma (over here where I live, anyway) knows that. XD 'cuz when we're in the same room, its kind of obvious. D= I guess I just need to work on esteeming myself to what nigh everyone else has been saying. Working on having good thoughts about yourself is not easy. Of course, we all can see how fantastic a guy you are, but it will take you a bit of work to believe in yourself.

Oh my! A first for Arkcher and good news for me! A posting lurker!!!

Here I sit in my cage, just waking up from a nice nap. a cup of coffee in my paw and ?? what ?? no one is around! Are you all out having a great time? I am waiting for all those posts and no one is here. Perhaps it is time for a run in my wheel.

Thank you. It's been sent =3 Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!1