Horatio

hes cute....he looks fluffy...I WANNA PIGGIE WIGGIE And I want you to stay here!

Me as well. I spoke with HampsterKing and he fixed it. Not too worry, if you had tried to buy it, it wouldn't have worked. ahhh I should of bought the site and become the HampsterBoard's Ruler! *evil laughter* *sputer, cough* ROFOCLH... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh such a dreamer!!! yes, I am! PS: im not good with abrivation, I forgot, what does ROFOCLH mean again? Rolls On Floor Of Cage Laughing Hysterically.

Isn't it unsettling that in your dreams you can experience all sorts of emotions and feelings?!?!? Well, um, I don't find it unsettling when I feel different emotions in my dreams :/ I have had dreams where the feelings were so real that I still wonder if the dream actually happened. The dream wasn't that strange or wild, but something that could be a part of everyday life!

Areally-really boring. o_o; but not a Halloween has yet gone by without me putting on a stupid outfit. =D thats the way to live. i dressed up aswell and sorry to hear that Horatio, you didnt get any little kids begging for candy? lol. theyre so cute. Unfortunately zero, none, nada! I was very disappointed! The problem is that it requires walking effort on the parents part, or to have the kids hop in and out of the car. So I was pretty disappointed. ^ like thats hard. For some, that is EXTREMELY hard. They will circle the parking lot for 30 minutes just to find a spot in the front. Some even have the audacity to drive up each driveway and then back out just to pull into the next driveway. And to give you and example, the two driveways are about five feet apart!!! why wouldnt you just walk??? i dont know how your town/neighborhood is but mine would be pretty stupid to DRIVE trick or treat in.. thats lame anyway.. That's exactly my point. Why drive? But I guess that some parents are much too lazy. I would end up running over little kids. :/ No you wouldn't... they only have to walk from the car door about ten steps to the front door and back to the car. The biggest challenge would not playing bumper cars with the other cars. or running out of gas. walking is just the better choice.period. lol Walking would be my option as well. Just think how much candy you can stuff in your pouches between houses. LOL OR better yet... Think of how much sugary confectionary death items you could stash in your CAR! =D I like your thinking! Better yet. Have a few costumes in the car, ring the bell, collect candy, switch costumes, ring bell, collect candy, switch costumes... you get the picture. Or, you could go down the street, collect candy, evaluate the houses for the best candy, change costumes and hit up just the good houses the rest of the times.

Social_outcast, is this what you are looking for? I also thought there was another topic written about a true story. I'll keep looking.

i remember that poem, i believe it was typed under the penname of Atwi Stedmind Quite right! Thank you. I am still looking. If anyone can help, please do. For some reason I thought it was written twice.

Social_outcast this poem is not the one you were requesting, but I thought you might want to read it anyway.

Social_outcast !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back. Please say you are staying this time! The topic you are seeking should be in this topic. Let me look. When you return, click on view new posts and hopefully I will have found it and replied with a note to you in it. Please do return. We have missed you!!

Areally-really boring. o_o; but not a Halloween has yet gone by without me putting on a stupid outfit. =D thats the way to live. i dressed up aswell and sorry to hear that Horatio, you didnt get any little kids begging for candy? lol. theyre so cute. Unfortunately zero, none, nada! I was very disappointed! The problem is that it requires walking effort on the parents part, or to have the kids hop in and out of the car. So I was pretty disappointed. ^ like thats hard. For some, that is EXTREMELY hard. They will circle the parking lot for 30 minutes just to find a spot in the front. Some even have the audacity to drive up each driveway and then back out just to pull into the next driveway. And to give you and example, the two driveways are about five feet apart!!! why wouldnt you just walk??? i dont know how your town/neighborhood is but mine would be pretty stupid to DRIVE trick or treat in.. thats lame anyway.. That's exactly my point. Why drive? But I guess that some parents are much too lazy. I would end up running over little kids. :/ No you wouldn't... they only have to walk from the car door about ten steps to the front door and back to the car. The biggest challenge would not playing bumper cars with the other cars. or running out of gas. walking is just the better choice.period. lol Walking would be my option as well. Just think how much candy you can stuff in your pouches between houses. LOL

Areally-really boring. o_o; but not a Halloween has yet gone by without me putting on a stupid outfit. =D thats the way to live. i dressed up aswell and sorry to hear that Horatio, you didnt get any little kids begging for candy? lol. theyre so cute. Unfortunately zero, none, nada! I was very disappointed! The problem is that it requires walking effort on the parents part, or to have the kids hop in and out of the car. So I was pretty disappointed. ^ like thats hard. For some, that is EXTREMELY hard. They will circle the parking lot for 30 minutes just to find a spot in the front. Some even have the audacity to drive up each driveway and then back out just to pull into the next driveway. And to give you and example, the two driveways are about five feet apart!!! why wouldnt you just walk??? i dont know how your town/neighborhood is but mine would be pretty stupid to DRIVE trick or treat in.. thats lame anyway.. That's exactly my point. Why drive? But I guess that some parents are much too lazy. I would end up running over little kids. :/ No you wouldn't... they only have to walk from the car door about ten steps to the front door and back to the car. The biggest challenge would not playing bumper cars with the other cars.

thanx i will decide soon.....i have to go now No rush! Bye!!! Hope to see you soon!

Me as well. I spoke with HampsterKing and he fixed it. Not too worry, if you had tried to buy it, it wouldn't have worked. ahhh I should of bought the site and become the HampsterBoard's Ruler! *evil laughter* *sputer, cough* ROFOCLH... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh such a dreamer!!!

Me as well. I spoke with HampsterKing and he fixed it. Not too worry, if you had tried to buy it, it wouldn't have worked.

It was my first concert, what can I say? Besides I loved it. x3 *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I didn't qoute all the songs when I told friends about my first concert. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* No... LOL, you have written lyrics for all the songs on every album. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* j00 better believe it. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Stellar pic! I really love it!!!!!!!

I think you are phenomenal Toto! Please do not sell yourself short!

*keeps watch on Mushroom_king's count... 101 posts until she reaches 4000*

Areally-really boring. o_o; but not a Halloween has yet gone by without me putting on a stupid outfit. =D thats the way to live. i dressed up aswell and sorry to hear that Horatio, you didnt get any little kids begging for candy? lol. theyre so cute. Unfortunately zero, none, nada! I was very disappointed! The problem is that it requires walking effort on the parents part, or to have the kids hop in and out of the car. So I was pretty disappointed. ^ like thats hard. For some, that is EXTREMELY hard. They will circle the parking lot for 30 minutes just to find a spot in the front. Some even have the audacity to drive up each driveway and then back out just to pull into the next driveway. And to give you and example, the two driveways are about five feet apart!!! why wouldnt you just walk??? i dont know how your town/neighborhood is but mine would be pretty stupid to DRIVE trick or treat in.. thats lame anyway.. That's exactly my point. Why drive? But I guess that some parents are much too lazy.

Isn't it unsettling that in your dreams you can experience all sorts of emotions and feelings?!?!?

Can you include me in?

Areally-really boring. o_o; but not a Halloween has yet gone by without me putting on a stupid outfit. =D thats the way to live. i dressed up aswell and sorry to hear that Horatio, you didnt get any little kids begging for candy? lol. theyre so cute. Unfortunately zero, none, nada! I was very disappointed! The problem is that it requires walking effort on the parents part, or to have the kids hop in and out of the car. So I was pretty disappointed. ^ like thats hard. For some, that is EXTREMELY hard. They will circle the parking lot for 30 minutes just to find a spot in the front. Some even have the audacity to drive up each driveway and then back out just to pull into the next driveway. And to give you and example, the two driveways are about five feet apart!!!

Outstanding!!! Your talent is sparkling!!!

It was my first concert, what can I say? Besides I loved it. x3 *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I didn't qoute all the songs when I told friends about my first concert. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* No... LOL, you have written lyrics for all the songs on every album.

Um, I have a few words for you to ponder, and that's all I'll say. Hallucination Brokenness Death Guilt Disbelief Hallucination: Nothing to reply at the moment... I need to think Brokenness: You are not a broken person. You do not need to be fixed. What you do need is to stop placing guilt on yourself, start loving yourself and start accepting yourself exactly as you are. You are an incredibly wonderful person and friend and you may have some things that resurface from your past, but so does everyone. This is what makes you the person you are. Death: Death of ??? Guilt: Release this. Throw it away. We all do something that we are feel bad about after the fact. Did you kill someone? No. Did you do something so horrendous that you need to be locked behind bars? No. If you had committed a crime that dictated you be removed from society, then I could see the guilt. You have just shown yourself that you are human. Please let go of this guilt. It is not productive. Disbelief: Disbelief in ???

CHAPTER 1!!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. five points for horatio if this is caught! The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it

CHAPTER 1!!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. five points for horatio if this is caught! The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo!