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  1. He doesn't step on anything anymore, while you were away we ran him through your Meat Grinder and made Chucky Sausage. Bah. *un-grinds him* *Glowurm finds that he only has a few parts of Chuck. The Chucky Sausage has been sold on numerous corner hot dog stands and 90 percent of him is gone* Hmm. We;ll have lots of vomiting people soon. Might as well ungrind the whole sewer. Too late. They didn't know and thought the Chucky Sausage was delicious. They didn't know that something that even has chuck in the name doesn't make you do that? Well, they'll know soon enough. Actually everyone who ate one of the sausages started feeling like a Texas Ranger. Why do you think the crime in New York City has decreased so much! LOL NYC? Crime? Go DOWN!?!? I'm sorry, I just can't believe that. Seriously, the crime in New York City is way down. It is cities like Flint and Detroit, Michigan and others that rank high on the list.
  2. How you are registered is not what is important. The important thing is which who you cast your vote for. LOL I wish you could be registered for the None Of The Above Party. LOL Which who? *slaps my forehead a couple of times* I was thinking which candidate versus who and.... grrrrr. You are a pretty brave wurm to be picking on a hamster!!! *starts gnawing on the inside of Glowurm's stomach lining*
  3. I always thought of the comeback a day after. At least you will have an opportunity to use your comeback and I hope it works great. LOL
  4. He doesn't step on anything anymore, while you were away we ran him through your Meat Grinder and made Chucky Sausage. Bah. *un-grinds him* *Glowurm finds that he only has a few parts of Chuck. The Chucky Sausage has been sold on numerous corner hot dog stands and 90 percent of him is gone* Hmm. We;ll have lots of vomiting people soon. Might as well ungrind the whole sewer. Too late. They didn't know and thought the Chucky Sausage was delicious. They didn't know that something that even has chuck in the name doesn't make you do that? Well, they'll know soon enough. Actually everyone who ate one of the sausages started feeling like a Texas Ranger. Why do you think the crime in New York City has decreased so much! LOL
  5. Oh yes!!! You have to have a Mac!!! macs cost too much, wait until vista comes out then get a dell or hp You can get a great one for about $1000. Yes a lot of money, but you don't get viruses, have a much better machine and best of all are part of the Apple Community! There are so good for music and things like that. And it screws up in some way every five seconds. Never. The only way it has a problem is it you, as a human, try to wander inside where you don't belong. A human!? Since when was I a human, Horatio? Calling me a human is like calling you a cat. Besides. The worst I do is go on this here website >_> Are you telling me that HD stuffs macs so full of spyware and adware that they stuff up so easily? Well, being in your stomach, I must have been overwhelmed by the acidic smell smell of the digestive juices. Excuse me, when a cat puts his claws inside a tender precious Mac, that is when there are problem. Besides, Adam is absolutely perfect. No spyware, no adware, no viruses!!! And I'm not a cat either. Man. You need coffee Horatio. Go get some. And there's none of that, because macs don't get 'em. Huh, then if it's not human/wurm/cat/whatever error, what else could it be? Perhaps a software or a hardware malfunction? Easy wurm... the coffee is brewing and I just stepped out of the shower. My eyeglasses are somewhere and I am squinting. You have about two minutes before the caffeine is surging through my blood vessels and I have on my boxing gloves. You are just taking advantage of a poor defenseless little blonde hamster. *thinks about how tasty wurms are* well, im a cat!!! I remember now. *starts feeling awake as the caffeine zooms through my bloodstream* It was just foggy confusion! LOL could you email me some coffee to please? I like 4 oz of coffee, 3 teaspoons of sugar, and approx 2-3 cups of milk! Sure! *sends coffee via email* Have you ever had Cuban coffee? That stuff will definitely wake you up!!!
  6. Oh yes!!! You have to have a Mac!!! macs cost too much, wait until vista comes out then get a dell or hp You can get a great one for about $1000. Yes a lot of money, but you don't get viruses, have a much better machine and best of all are part of the Apple Community! There are so good for music and things like that. And it screws up in some way every five seconds. Never. The only way it has a problem is it you, as a human, try to wander inside where you don't belong. A human!? Since when was I a human, Horatio? Calling me a human is like calling you a cat. Besides. The worst I do is go on this here website >_> Are you telling me that HD stuffs macs so full of spyware and adware that they stuff up so easily? Well, being in your stomach, I must have been overwhelmed by the acidic smell smell of the digestive juices. Excuse me, when a cat puts his claws inside a tender precious Mac, that is when there are problem. Besides, Adam is absolutely perfect. No spyware, no adware, no viruses!!! And I'm not a cat either. Man. You need coffee Horatio. Go get some. And there's none of that, because macs don't get 'em. Huh, then if it's not human/wurm/cat/whatever error, what else could it be? Perhaps a software or a hardware malfunction? Easy wurm... the coffee is brewing and I just stepped out of the shower. My eyeglasses are somewhere and I am squinting. You have about two minutes before the caffeine is surging through my blood vessels and I have on my boxing gloves. You are just taking advantage of a poor defenseless little blonde hamster. *thinks about how tasty wurms are* well, im a cat!!! I remember now. *starts feeling awake as the caffeine zooms through my bloodstream* It was just foggy confusion! LOL
  7. How you are registered is not what is important. The important thing is which who you cast your vote for. LOL I wish you could be registered for the None Of The Above Party. LOL
  8. Oh yes!!! You have to have a Mac!!! macs cost too much, wait until vista comes out then get a dell or hp You can get a great one for about $1000. Yes a lot of money, but you don't get viruses, have a much better machine and best of all are part of the Apple Community! There are so good for music and things like that. And it screws up in some way every five seconds. Never. The only way it has a problem is it you, as a human, try to wander inside where you don't belong. A human!? Since when was I a human, Horatio? Calling me a human is like calling you a cat. Besides. The worst I do is go on this here website >_> Are you telling me that HD stuffs macs so full of spyware and adware that they stuff up so easily? Well, being in your stomach, I must have been overwhelmed by the acidic smell smell of the digestive juices. Excuse me, when a cat puts his claws inside a tender precious Mac, that is when there are problem. Besides, Adam is absolutely perfect. No spyware, no adware, no viruses!!! And I'm not a cat either. Man. You need coffee Horatio. Go get some. And there's none of that, because macs don't get 'em. Huh, then if it's not human/wurm/cat/whatever error, what else could it be? Perhaps a software or a hardware malfunction? Easy wurm... the coffee is brewing and I just stepped out of the shower. My eyeglasses are somewhere and I am squinting. You have about two minutes before the caffeine is surging through my blood vessels and I have on my boxing gloves. You are just taking advantage of a poor defenseless little blonde hamster. *thinks about how tasty wurms are* If you're too weak to throw punches, why are you? Besides. You can't eat something you're inside. You'd have to eat yourself to do that. *exhales loudly and with a BIG attitude* *throws head to one side so that long blonde hair flips to the side* *decides it is time to research regurgitation topics*
  9. Oh yes!!! You have to have a Mac!!! macs cost too much, wait until vista comes out then get a dell or hp You can get a great one for about $1000. Yes a lot of money, but you don't get viruses, have a much better machine and best of all are part of the Apple Community! There are so good for music and things like that. And it screws up in some way every five seconds. Never. The only way it has a problem is it you, as a human, try to wander inside where you don't belong. A human!? Since when was I a human, Horatio? Calling me a human is like calling you a cat. Besides. The worst I do is go on this here website >_> Are you telling me that HD stuffs macs so full of spyware and adware that they stuff up so easily? Well, being in your stomach, I must have been overwhelmed by the acidic smell smell of the digestive juices. Excuse me, when a cat puts his claws inside a tender precious Mac, that is when there are problem. Besides, Adam is absolutely perfect. No spyware, no adware, no viruses!!! And I'm not a cat either. Man. You need coffee Horatio. Go get some. And there's none of that, because macs don't get 'em. Huh, then if it's not human/wurm/cat/whatever error, what else could it be? Perhaps a software or a hardware malfunction? Easy wurm... the coffee is brewing and I just stepped out of the shower. My eyeglasses are somewhere and I am squinting. You have about two minutes before the caffeine is surging through my blood vessels and I have on my boxing gloves. You are just taking advantage of a poor defenseless little blonde hamster. *thinks about how tasty wurms are*
  10. Oh yes!!! You have to have a Mac!!! macs cost too much, wait until vista comes out then get a dell or hp You can get a great one for about $1000. Yes a lot of money, but you don't get viruses, have a much better machine and best of all are part of the Apple Community! There are so good for music and things like that. And it screws up in some way every five seconds. Never. The only way it has a problem is it you, as a human, try to wander inside where you don't belong. A human!? Since when was I a human, Horatio? Calling me a human is like calling you a cat. Besides. The worst I do is go on this here website >_> Are you telling me that HD stuffs macs so full of spyware and adware that they stuff up so easily? Well, being in your stomach, I must have been overwhelmed by the acidic smell smell of the digestive juices. Excuse me, when a cat puts his claws inside a tender precious Mac, that is when there are problem. Besides, Adam is absolutely perfect. No spyware, no adware, no viruses!!!
  11. Why?? Pulling them down would be much more effective. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Why is that? *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The astronomy Domine*~* Because it would make him blush. LOL *~*The Grand Illusion*~*the Final Cut*~* It would also make ME get At School Suspension. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Yes, unfortunately, that would be a problem. Those school officials do not have a sense of humor. But, it you saw him at the mall.
  12. Oh yes!!! You have to have a Mac!!! macs cost too much, wait until vista comes out then get a dell or hp You can get a great one for about $1000. Yes a lot of money, but you don't get virus', have a much better machine and best of all are part of the Apple Community! There are so good for music and things like that. And it screws up in some way every five seconds. Never. The only way it has a problem is it you, as a human, try to wander inside where you don't belong.
  13. Why?? Pulling them down would be much more effective. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Why is that? *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The astronomy Domine*~* Because it would make him blush. LOL
  14. Great! We are still waiting to hear about your trip to Europe! Please tell us all about it. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* It was good. I'm really glad to be back home, though. D= 'Cause I missed Dr. Pepper....And Trent, and Skateport, and Hampsterdance, and my Homies, and Burger King, and I even missed JR. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy domine*~* We are glad you are back. We missed you!!! Did you bring us a Belgian Waffle???
  15. Why?? Pulling them down would be much more effective.
  16. Great! We are still waiting to hear about your trip to Europe! Please tell us all about it.
  17. Oh yes!!! You have to have a Mac!!! macs cost too much, wait until vista comes out then get a dell or hp You can get a great one for about $1000. Yes a lot of money, but you don't get virus', have a much better machine and best of all are part of the Apple Community! There are so good for music and things like that.
  18. Horatio

    Oh. Oh my. o:

    *gives Arkcher the Virus Eradicator* Good luck with eliminating the virus. I wish I could help.
  19. Oh yes!!! You have to have a Mac!!!
  20. Oh! I understand when you have computer problems.
  21. [but the thing is, people can make jokes about your love of pink floyd.] [And yours!] [Yeah, but for some reason, they just don't.] [Give us time! LOL] [Aww, come on, I bet MK got jokes about pink floyd in the first six months she was here >_>] [No, I don't believe so. It wasn't until she posted the lyrics of every song they have ever sung. LOL ] Oh, okay. Well, I don't think I can do that. 'Cuz. It's already been done. Or something. Mushroom_king and you can now be Pink Floyd buddies. LOL You did miss a good concert on the tele the other day. [if it was on fox, I'll be sad. If it wasn't, then I'll have to remind you I live in Australia. Different TV channels there.] You won't be sad. It was on public television. Good, good. Then I wouldn't have been able to see it even if I was watching TV at the time. Exactly!
  22. He doesn't step on anything anymore, while you were away we ran him through your Meat Grinder and made Chucky Sausage. Bah. *un-grinds him* *Glowurm finds that he only has a few parts of Chuck. The Chucky Sausage has been sold on numerous corner hot dog stands and 90 percent of him is gone* Hmm. We;ll have lots of vomiting people soon. Might as well ungrind the whole sewer. Too late. They didn't know and thought the Chucky Sausage was delicious.
  23. O RLY? =3 o: *nodnod* Yeah, well... D= Look at that face! LOL
  24. We sent our 60 degree weather up to you. We couldn't wait to get rid of the cold. 60 degrees is not cold. 32 or below is cold. Anything above that is just chilly. Excuse me... anything below 80 is freezing!!! ... I went to canada last winter (there, summer here) I managed to go there on the coldest week of the coldest winter they'd had in a long time. The temperature stayed around -39°C (YES, °C!) all week long. With a huge wind chill each day. And not being used to a white winter, I saw something that said emergency or something, and it was on, so I turned it off. It was the heating. They called the repair people, who came the next day and looked at it and told us the pipes had frozen. They repaired it but it was still cold. The next day they found the heater was off. After that week, I can go out in winter here with shorts and a tee and still be warm. Emergency heat... I am very familiar with it! LOL Sorry that just saying 80°F and under is coldfreezing began a miniature ramble. xD Emergency heat... I don't need it anymore, actually. I laugh whenever people say below ten (°C) is cold. Because it is. But I remember that week and it's funny. If it was 20 C, it would still be cold to me. 20°C is 68°F, so it would. Okay... make it 30 C. LOL That's 86°F, so you'd only find it cold. Not freezing. Whatever... (said with an attitude). LOL, I couldn't resist. I haven't had my coffee yet. You're funny when you haven't had coffee xD *steals horatio's coffee* *grabs coffee and gulps it down* Ahhhhhhhhhh, java!
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