Horatio

*very strange* LOL

Very nice! I generally don't buy dress clothes that aren't comforatble. As a result, I'm a tough person to go shoe shopping with. Birkenstocks always fit the occasion.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami.

Great!!!

I agree! It seems to be getting worse.

Glad you like it! It looks great on you. As for the band concert, go for it!!! Use a little baby powder around your neck where it is itchy.

Yay new avatars!!! I should just take some of my pictures and chop them into square shape to they can be avatars. How exactly do you go about submitting new avatars again? Hold them for a bit, as HampsterKing is still trying to work out the bugs, but when he is ready, send them to: support@hampsterdance.com. The reason he posted Jesse's avatar is because I had persisted as Jesse had submitted his first one so long ago.

*whispers* Psst! Always say thank you when someone gives you a compliment. Yeah, I see that now. XD I dont always think to do that, and feel obligated to say something back to them (but honestly dont have anything good to say about some of them -cough- ) but cant think of anything. so I dun' say anything. and I confused myself by trying to say that, so I wont be surprised if I confused you, too. XD Nope, I understand that. Just make sure when you compliment someone, it's sincere. So if you like someone's shirt or shoes or something, don't be afraid to say, "Hey, you have awesome shoes!" 'Cause girls (and probably most guys, I'm guessing, although they won't admit it) love getting random compliments on stuff like that. It shows that you notice these things. But don't compliment someone if you don't mean it, because most people can tell the difference. I'm pretty sure guys like that mess, too. or at least I do. I always feel uncomfortable commenting on a girls clothing though, I feel like it shows I'm more focusing on her physical appearance or clothing rather than paying attention to her as a person instead of something physical. I never want that message to get across, 'cause... its... not how it goes. it just isnt. XD I see what you're saying. As long as you don't make mention of a pert of her clothing that is located on *cough* certain parts of her anatomy, you should be fine (like don't comment on decorated back pockets, etc.). Otherwise you might be subject to lots of "why were you looking at that" comments, which makes things akward. LOL!!! Very great point!! Listen to Jesusfreak! My suggestion, if said the wrong way, could probably get you in trouble. LOL

Jesse... HampsterKing has your avatar in the base gallery!!!

I think you raided her pin tac. LOL

Um...okay. o.O Done. Nothing bad. I appreciate it. Thanks.

*whispers* Psst! Always say thank you when someone gives you a compliment. Yeah, I see that now. XD I dont always think to do that, and feel obligated to say something back to them (but honestly dont have anything good to say about some of them -cough- ) but cant think of anything. so I dun' say anything. and I confused myself by trying to say that, so I wont be surprised if I confused you, too. XD Nope, I understand that. Just make sure when you compliment someone, it's sincere. So if you like someone's shirt or shoes or something, don't be afraid to say, "Hey, you have awesome shoes!" 'Cause girls (and probably most guys, I'm guessing, although they won't admit it) love getting random compliments on stuff like that. It shows that you notice these things. But don't compliment someone if you don't mean it, because most people can tell the difference. I'm pretty sure guys like that mess, too. or at least I do. I always feel uncomfortable commenting on a girls clothing though, I feel like it shows I'm more focusing on her physical appearance or clothing rather than paying attention to her as a person instead of something physical. I never want that message to get across, 'cause... its... not how it goes. it just isnt. XD Probably a good idea for the young ladies, but if someone like your mother put on a pretty color sweater or just really looked great, you could always mention something like how nice the color looks on her. That will always get you lots and lots of brownie points. Or lose a lots'a the brownie points. Or maybe I'm just being too paranoid about it. If it's your mother or let's say the local librarian and you tell her that the color of the sweater/blouse etc. looks nice on her, and you are sincere... then it will gain you brownie points. Only if you are trying to pull the wool over their eyes do they see right through it.

*whispers* Psst! Always say thank you when someone gives you a compliment. Yeah, I see that now. XD I dont always think to do that, and feel obligated to say something back to them (but honestly dont have anything good to say about some of them -cough- ) but cant think of anything. so I dun' say anything. and I confused myself by trying to say that, so I wont be surprised if I confused you, too. XD Nope, I understand that. Just make sure when you compliment someone, it's sincere. So if you like someone's shirt or shoes or something, don't be afraid to say, "Hey, you have awesome shoes!" 'Cause girls (and probably most guys, I'm guessing, although they won't admit it) love getting random compliments on stuff like that. It shows that you notice these things. But don't compliment someone if you don't mean it, because most people can tell the difference. I'm pretty sure guys like that mess, too. or at least I do. I always feel uncomfortable commenting on a girls clothing though, I feel like it shows I'm more focusing on her physical appearance or clothing rather than paying attention to her as a person instead of something physical. I never want that message to get across, 'cause... its... not how it goes. it just isnt. XD Probably a good idea for the young ladies, but if someone like your mother put on a pretty color sweater or just really looked great, you could always mention something like how nice the color looks on her. That will always get you lots and lots of brownie points.

Now that one is worth major points.

-goes to Starbucks too- =D *joins Arkcher and Lexxy at Starbucks* -gets a Vanilla Bean Frapuccino- Them're good. ... Everything there is good. D= I like the soy latte myself. Yeah, but I cant get the stuff with the caffeines. D= I never asked, but I wonder if they have a decaf latte. I am certain they do. Maybe I will try that the next time I go. No, I'll try that. You need caffeine otherwise Horatio might pop or something. You are so right. It is proven that without caffeine, I can think straight, see correctly or read the posts right. LOL Stop drinking coffee. WHOA!!!!!!! Did I really write that????? *thinks Glowurm is tricking me, runs off to check*

*whispers* Psst! Always say thank you when someone gives you a compliment. Yeah, I see that now. XD I dont always think to do that, and feel obligated to say something back to them (but honestly dont have anything good to say about some of them -cough- ) but cant think of anything. so I dun' say anything. and I confused myself by trying to say that, so I wont be surprised if I confused you, too. XD Totally understood. As you will find out, no need to say anything more than thank you will work, but somehow quite a number of people feel uncomfortable accepting compliments. You are not alone on this.

Outstanding pic!!! I love it. Thanks for adding it! It reminds me of - Kat - and her Claymore. Post more of your artwork please. If you want your pic for an avatar, please let me know and when HampsterKing starts putting avatars up he can add yours. You deserve an award for your pic! *hands Schimmislick The Platinum Moon Award* As for the link... sorry, HampsterKing would have my head on a platter if I did allow it.

*hands Mushroom_king some cookies and welcomes her back* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Ha ha that reminds me. The counseler visited us in math today, eating up most of our learning time but thats good cause I hate math, and we had to pass around an empty wrapped box and say what we could give other people if we could give them anything, and when it came to me, I said "I would give everyone I know a lifetime's supply of cookies. But for my freind Rick [known as JR to you guys] I would give him magic cookies that cure diabetes". *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Your present to Rick is really special. I am sure he appreciated your thoughtfulness. *~*The Grand illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Yes you absolutely are!!! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* In English, we had to make a chain of similes talking about freindship, and mine were: Freindship is like Spam, you don't know what it's made out of. Freindship is like Duct Tape, it can do anything. Freindship is like Chuck Norris, it is invincible. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* You forgot to add this other link... Friendship is like Mushroom_king, she will always keep your heart smiling. *hands Mushroom_king The Red Rose Award for her chain*

*hands Mushroom_king some cookies and welcomes her back* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Ha ha that reminds me. The counseler visited us in math today, eating up most of our learning time but thats good cause I hate math, and we had to pass around an empty wrapped box and say what we could give other people if we could give them anything, and when it came to me, I said "I would give everyone I know a lifetime's supply of cookies. But for my freind Rick [known as JR to you guys] I would give him magic cookies that cure diabetes". *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Your present to Rick is really special. I am sure he appreciated your thoughtfulness. *~*The Grand illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Yes you absolutely are!!!

*hands Mushroom_king some cookies and welcomes her back* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Ha ha that reminds me. The counseler visited us in math today, eating up most of our learning time but thats good cause I hate math, and we had to pass around an empty wrapped box and say what we could give other people if we could give them anything, and when it came to me, I said "I would give everyone I know a lifetime's supply of cookies. But for my freind Rick [known as JR to you guys] I would give him magic cookies that cure diabetes". *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Your present to Rick is really special. I am sure he appreciated your thoughtfulness.

*hands Mushroom_king some cookies and welcomes her back*

Jesusfreak... would you please email me when you get a minute? pmajr@earthlink.net Thank you.

Aw, thank you! Knowing him he probably would, but he's the one person that's not allowed to see it. Of course. I do know how that works. Yeah, there are only two ways he's seeing that poem. One would be if he was saved and two would be if the poem no longer applies to him. I'm hoping for the first one. *is mum*

How did I miss not responding?!? I think Ian is a super person who really likes you as a person and loves you as a friend. My feeling is that Ian would like to have more of a relationship, but respects you and your wishes and knows the boundaries. He sounds like he knows you very, very well on a deeper level than most committed relationships. Let me ask you a question... you do not have to answer this, but honestly think about what your heart would feel. .....How would you feel if Ian started dating and became serious about another girl? Please do not answer me. Just look deep inside and think about how you would feel. This is a very tough question if you are truly honest about your feelings. Okay, that's what i got out of it too. I've actually already asked myself that question. I think it would kinda bother me, but I can't get too mad because I can't have him anyways. It would be unfair and silly for me to think that he would not look into dating someone else. Whatever happens, I know it's part of God's plan. If me and Ian aren't meant to be more than friends, it's okay (although somewhat disappointing). I just need to trust God with it and hope and pray for the best. Why can't you date outside of your religion? If you both discussed it before hand, looking at the possibility of marriage, and you both agreed that the children would be raised in the mother's religion, why couldn't you date and marry him? Woah, the boards got all wierd. Anyways...problem one is IF we agree on that. Ian is very stubborn. Problem two is that if I marry someone, I want to be with them forever. If I marry someone of the same faith, I can have the hope of seeing them again after we both die. The idea that Ian and I, at the moment, are not headed for the same eternity already bothers me enough. I know it doesn't make sense to a lot of people, but it makes sense to me. Like I said before, if God wants me to marry Ian, God will cause Ian to be saved. Strange ions wandering around the boards. I guess the update that HampsterKing was talking about finally went through. It doesn't sound wierd to me. I admire you for following your beliefs. Ian seems like a very special person, a guy that does not always pop into your life and it would be sad that the religious differences couldn't be worked out. But, I do understand and respect you for following your faith. Thank you. It is kinda sad, but if it doesn't work out, I'm sure God has other plans. I'll just have to wait and see... Oh! And God helped me with my physics exam today. Dead serious. I was taking the exam, and couldn't remember like half of the stuff. So I stopped and prayed asking God to bring the knowledge back to my mind so I could answer the questions. And He did. I answered all of them hopefully correctly. Oh, and my mom got tickets to see the Westminster Messiah performance. Glad you had divine intervention on your physics exam. I hope you get 100%! How exciting. I wish I was in the city for all the great performances. That is one thing I miss being here. Me too. Divine intervention is always a good thing. I'm also happy that it finally let me see the last page of my own topic. o.O Now let's see if it lets me post... *poof* Did I do okay? LOL

On the "comments" section on my score sheet they wrote "please don't tap your foot." ..hollowed by "practice with a metronome." Which I found contradictory. How does tapping your foot NOT help maintain your rhythm? (For the record yes, I did practice with a metronome). I was just watching an orchestra on the tele and you would never guess what I saw... players tapping their feet. *sends a copy of the program to all the judges* I know I often tap my feet when I'm singing. But then again, for marching band, I guess if one player is tapping their foot, they all have to tap their feet to keep it uniform. This isn't for marching band, I finished that last month. This is for concert band. I can't stand these fatal errors! It took me 31 tries to try and get into this topic. I don't think I can try and get into many topics while this is going on, lest my patience run out and I pull my fur out. What I am doing is just hitting the back button. About the third try it goes through. If you make a post and a fatal error appears, the post will go through. Just back-track and you should be fine. Interesting thing that Jesusfreak noticed, the new topics do not have the fatal errors, only the old topics. For me trying to get to the page through a different link usually works too... Oh good idea. I will try that next time. Thanks.