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  1. My absolute favorite movie is on... Meet Joe Black.
  2. *sprays a mouth full of plain yogurt all over Adam Zapple!!!* ROFOCLH!!!!!!!!!! Plain yogurt? Bluh. Sorry about A.Z, there. xD Right! I think you enjoy catching me off guard!
  3. Trust me on this one... ...if you think you can sneak them away from the dinner table in your napkin, and you throw them into the toilet to flush them away... you are sadly mistaken. The brussel sprouts will reappear floating like round green buoys in the bowl. I'm guessing you have tried this? [this being avoiding the subject of your alleged run this morning] Yes. When I was a small hammie. [Would I do that? ]
  4. xD thanks. I wouldn't wanna get you in trouble, after all. But I do wish we could share IM SNs. But then, we might as well allow everything else that is banned if we do that. xD Thanks! I wouldn't want to get into trouble either! LOL But if we shared SNs, then we might as well shut down the boards. There would be no reason to stop in. LOL LOL Thabbe true! Well, I'm just glad that we have the contact that we do, via the board. So am I. *evil laugh is heard in Horatio's cage* ...? Wha? I think I missed something. >. You are getting sleepy.... very sleepy...
  5. Sounds like you are in a great place. Please tell us the name of the CD, it sounds like one I would like to hear. it's a website.... So you can tell me. LOL not cool, horatio. Not cool. xD Are you talking to me? *very innocent face appears* No, that is why I said horatio. I obviously meant sheena. That's who I thought you meant. LOL you two are hilarious to watch. xD thanks. I get that a lot with my friend Melissa in school. Y'see, we are almost always arguing over something. And it seems that our main goal is to make each other mad. xD But, in a friendly way? I'm not sure exactly how it works, but there aren't any ill feelings towards each other, or anything, and we are good friends. But we just constantly argue. xD Friendly aruments/debates are great. They stimulate the mind. Not exactly friendly. "Hey, lissa, I decided that you are a lesbian." "WHY?" "Well, you like them emo kids and they are feminine enought to count as girls, so..." And now she is trying to find out a way to prove that I am gay. xD (not that I am, y'all know that. But, you know what I mean.) Y'see, she loves emo kids, and I am always making fun of them (and her.) xD There aren't many lunches I have where she doesn't end up screaming at me. xD Those are what I call friendly arugments. Where you both can debate and not hate each other... or do you? We don't hate each other. We might say something along the lines of "I hate you!" but that is while laughing and smiling and such. xD Exactly the reason for 'friendly' arguments/debates. You are friends before and after, but not during. LOL Yeah, I guess. But I think we remain friends while arguing, cause that is mostly what we do. xD What did you say your career choice was going to be... attorney? LOL Nah, compy progger. xD Besides, she is the only one I actually argue with. >. Ohhhhhhh...... I thought I was on to something. LOL nope. Sorry. xD The only thing you are on to right now is an exercise program. xD *sprays a mouth full of plain yogurt all over Adam Zapple!!!* ROFOCLH!!!!!!!!!!
  6. xD thanks. I wouldn't wanna get you in trouble, after all. But I do wish we could share IM SNs. But then, we might as well allow everything else that is banned if we do that. xD Thanks! I wouldn't want to get into trouble either! LOL But if we shared SNs, then we might as well shut down the boards. There would be no reason to stop in. LOL LOL Thabbe true! Well, I'm just glad that we have the contact that we do, via the board. So am I. *evil laugh is heard in Horatio's cage*
  7. I am going in a little while????? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  8. So, if I go out running tomorrow morning... how far should I go? Are you going to keep tabs on me????? I think I will. But will you be running or walking? Jogging slow. Is your neighborhood/route very hilly, or is it flat? Flat as a pancake that has deflated. *thinks of just how wonderful a pancake would taste right now with butter and lots and lots and lots of syrup* Well, I walk two miles most nights. Well, if you can jog 2 miles, do that. Do another if you are comfortable with it. I don't really know exactly how well/long you can jog. But try to keep it semi-light because you have been staying off of it for a while. For you, I will get up and do this. I'm glad that I am such a positive influence. =] Just remeber, while you are out, don't be afraid to go to a brisk walk if you are tired. No excuses for me. I can definitely do 2 miles. Okay. Just don't puch yourself too hard. And in the food department, don't take to making yourself throw up or starving yourself. No need to worry, I won't puch myself too hard. I am lazy. As far as food is concerned, throwing up is something I could never do and starving myself is totally out of the question. My love for food is way too great. There are only a couple of things on my do not eat list... OLIVES of all kinds, mushy over cooked peppers and tofu foods, such as tofu hot dogs. I'm with you there. >. Cooked spinach I like. I'll take the spinach if you will take my brussel sprouts. LOL Well, it depends on how it is cooked. Shredded, I like it in a cup with some malt vinegar. >.> BUt I hate it creamed, or in soup. I dunno why. I sure hope you are talking spinach... caused creamed brussel sprouts would taste awful!!! And if you were to make brussel sprout soup, the brussel sprouts would float about. Might be a great conversation food. LOL I was talking about spinache. xD I myself have [thankfully] never had brussel sprounts. xD Or brussel sprouts, for that matter. So, how was your run, horatio? Do you get aches from your spin? LOL Perhaps I should let your mother know that you want to have brussel sprouts for dinner as this would be venturing into new vegetable territory. :ninja: Do you want the truth????? Go back and read my edited post. You were much to fast for me. LOL Yes, I want the truth [about your run.] haha, channel bouy. xD brussel sprounts sound fun to throw at each other. xD Trust me on this one... ...if you think you can sneak them away from the dinner table in your napkin, and you throw them into the toilet to flush them away... you are sadly mistaken. The brussel sprouts will reappear floating like round green buoys in the bowl.
  9. So, if I go out running tomorrow morning... how far should I go? Are you going to keep tabs on me????? I think I will. But will you be running or walking? Jogging slow. Is your neighborhood/route very hilly, or is it flat? Flat as a pancake that has deflated. *thinks of just how wonderful a pancake would taste right now with butter and lots and lots and lots of syrup* Well, I walk two miles most nights. Well, if you can jog 2 miles, do that. Do another if you are comfortable with it. I don't really know exactly how well/long you can jog. But try to keep it semi-light because you have been staying off of it for a while. For you, I will get up and do this. I'm glad that I am such a positive influence. =] Just remeber, while you are out, don't be afraid to go to a brisk walk if you are tired. No excuses for me. I can definitely do 2 miles. Okay. Just don't puch yourself too hard. And in the food department, don't take to making yourself throw up or starving yourself. No need to worry, I won't puch myself too hard. I am lazy. As far as food is concerned, throwing up is something I could never do and starving myself is totally out of the question. My love for food is way too great. There are only a couple of things on my do not eat list... OLIVES of all kinds, mushy over cooked peppers and tofu foods, such as tofu hot dogs. I'm with you there. >. Cooked spinach I like. I'll take the spinach if you will take my brussel sprouts. LOL Well, it depends on how it is cooked. Shredded, I like it in a cup with some malt vinegar. >.> BUt I hate it creamed, or in soup. I dunno why. I sure hope you are talking spinach... caused creamed brussel sprouts would taste awful!!! And if you were to make brussel sprout soup, the brussel sprouts would float about. Might be a great conversation food. LOL I was talking about spinache. xD I myself have [thankfully] never had brussel sprounts. xD Or brussel sprouts, for that matter. So, how was your run, horatio? Do you get aches from your spin? LOL Perhaps I should let your mother know that you want to have brussel sprouts for dinner as this would be venturing into new vegetable territory. :ninja: Do you want the truth????? Go back and read my edited post. You were much to fast for me. LOL
  10. So, if I go out running tomorrow morning... how far should I go? Are you going to keep tabs on me????? I think I will. But will you be running or walking? Jogging slow. Is your neighborhood/route very hilly, or is it flat? Flat as a pancake that has deflated. *thinks of just how wonderful a pancake would taste right now with butter and lots and lots and lots of syrup* Well, I walk two miles most nights. Well, if you can jog 2 miles, do that. Do another if you are comfortable with it. I don't really know exactly how well/long you can jog. But try to keep it semi-light because you have been staying off of it for a while. For you, I will get up and do this. I'm glad that I am such a positive influence. =] Just remeber, while you are out, don't be afraid to go to a brisk walk if you are tired. No excuses for me. I can definitely do 2 miles. Okay. Just don't puch yourself too hard. And in the food department, don't take to making yourself throw up or starving yourself. No need to worry, I won't puch myself too hard. I am lazy. As far as food is concerned, throwing up is something I could never do and starving myself is totally out of the question. My love for food is way too great. There are only a couple of things on my do not eat list... OLIVES of all kinds, mushy over cooked peppers and tofu foods, such as tofu hot dogs. I'm with you there. >. Cooked spinach I like. I'll take the spinach if you will take my brussel sprouts. LOL Well, it depends on how it is cooked. Shredded, I like it in a cup with some malt vinegar. >.> BUt I hate it creamed, or in soup. I dunno why. I sure hope you are talking spinach... caused creamed brussel sprouts would taste awful!!! And if you were to make brussel sprout soup, the brussel sprouts would float about. Might be a great meal conversation food. LOL The dialogue might go like this: (Seated around the table are the father, mother and two kids.) Son: Hey lookie here... I have six of these floaters. Daughter: I got ripped off, I only have five. Mother: Here you go, take one of mine. (Throws one of her brussel sprouts into her daughter's soup bowl.) Now you both are equal. Father: Hey, what's this, one of my brussel spouts seems to be sinking. (Looks at his wife.) What did you do to my soup? Son: These look like buoys, do I really have to eat them? Father: Yes, they are good for you. Mother: Would you like me to color half of them green and the other half red? This way you can set up channel markers in your soup bowl. .....etc.....
  11. So, if I go out running tomorrow morning... how far should I go? Are you going to keep tabs on me????? I think I will. But will you be running or walking? Jogging slow. Is your neighborhood/route very hilly, or is it flat? Flat as a pancake that has deflated. *thinks of just how wonderful a pancake would taste right now with butter and lots and lots and lots of syrup* Well, I walk two miles most nights. Well, if you can jog 2 miles, do that. Do another if you are comfortable with it. I don't really know exactly how well/long you can jog. But try to keep it semi-light because you have been staying off of it for a while. For you, I will get up and do this. I'm glad that I am such a positive influence. =] Just remeber, while you are out, don't be afraid to go to a brisk walk if you are tired. No excuses for me. I can definitely do 2 miles. Okay. Just don't puch yourself too hard. And in the food department, don't take to making yourself throw up or starving yourself. No need to worry, I won't puch myself too hard. I am lazy. As far as food is concerned, throwing up is something I could never do and starving myself is totally out of the question. My love for food is way too great. There are only a couple of things on my do not eat list... OLIVES of all kinds, mushy over cooked peppers and tofu foods, such as tofu hot dogs. I'm with you there. >. Cooked spinach I like. I'll take the spinach if you will take my brussel sprouts. LOL
  12. xD thanks. I wouldn't wanna get you in trouble, after all. But I do wish we could share IM SNs. But then, we might as well allow everything else that is banned if we do that. xD Thanks! I wouldn't want to get into trouble either! LOL But if we shared SNs, then we might as well shut down the boards. There would be no reason to stop in. LOL LOL
  13. Sounds like you are in a great place. Please tell us the name of the CD, it sounds like one I would like to hear. it's a website.... So you can tell me. LOL not cool, horatio. Not cool. xD Are you talking to me? *very innocent face appears* No, that is why I said horatio. I obviously meant sheena. That's who I thought you meant. LOL you two are hilarious to watch. xD thanks. I get that a lot with my friend Melissa in school. Y'see, we are almost always arguing over something. And it seems that our main goal is to make each other mad. xD But, in a friendly way? I'm not sure exactly how it works, but there aren't any ill feelings towards each other, or anything, and we are good friends. But we just constantly argue. xD Friendly aruments/debates are great. They stimulate the mind. Not exactly friendly. "Hey, lissa, I decided that you are a lesbian." "WHY?" "Well, you like them emo kids and they are feminine enought to count as girls, so..." And now she is trying to find out a way to prove that I am gay. xD (not that I am, y'all know that. But, you know what I mean.) Y'see, she loves emo kids, and I am always making fun of them (and her.) xD There aren't many lunches I have where she doesn't end up screaming at me. xD Those are what I call friendly arugments. Where you both can debate and not hate each other... or do you? We don't hate each other. We might say something along the lines of "I hate you!" but that is while laughing and smiling and such. xD Exactly the reason for 'friendly' arguments/debates. You are friends before and after, but not during. LOL Yeah, I guess. But I think we remain friends while arguing, cause that is mostly what we do. xD What did you say your career choice was going to be... attorney? LOL Nah, compy progger. xD Besides, she is the only one I actually argue with. >. Ohhhhhhh...... I thought I was on to something. LOL
  14. Sounds like you are in a great place. Please tell us the name of the CD, it sounds like one I would like to hear. it's a website.... So you can tell me. LOL not cool, horatio. Not cool. xD Are you talking to me? *very innocent face appears* No, that is why I said horatio. I obviously meant sheena. That's who I thought you meant. LOL you two are hilarious to watch. xD thanks. I get that a lot with my friend Melissa in school. Y'see, we are almost always arguing over something. And it seems that our main goal is to make each other mad. xD But, in a friendly way? I'm not sure exactly how it works, but there aren't any ill feelings towards each other, or anything, and we are good friends. But we just constantly argue. xD Friendly aruments/debates are great. They stimulate the mind. Not exactly friendly. "Hey, lissa, I decided that you are a lesbian." "WHY?" "Well, you like them emo kids and they are feminine enought to count as girls, so..." And now she is trying to find out a way to prove that I am gay. xD (not that I am, y'all know that. But, you know what I mean.) Y'see, she loves emo kids, and I am always making fun of them (and her.) xD There aren't many lunches I have where she doesn't end up screaming at me. xD Those are what I call friendly arugments. Where you both can debate and not hate each other... or do you? We don't hate each other. We might say something along the lines of "I hate you!" but that is while laughing and smiling and such. xD Exactly the reason for 'friendly' arguments/debates. You are friends before and after, but not during. LOL Yeah, I guess. But I think we remain friends while arguing, cause that is mostly what we do. xD What did you say your career choice was going to be... attorney? LOL
  15. Sounds like you are in a great place. Please tell us the name of the CD, it sounds like one I would like to hear. it's a website.... So you can tell me. LOL not cool, horatio. Not cool. xD Are you talking to me? *very innocent face appears* No, that is why I said horatio. I obviously meant sheena. That's who I thought you meant. LOL you two are hilarious to watch. xD thanks. I get that a lot with my friend Melissa in school. Y'see, we are almost always arguing over something. And it seems that our main goal is to make each other mad. xD But, in a friendly way? I'm not sure exactly how it works, but there aren't any ill feelings towards each other, or anything, and we are good friends. But we just constantly argue. xD Friendly aruments/debates are great. They stimulate the mind. Not exactly friendly. "Hey, lissa, I decided that you are a lesbian." "WHY?" "Well, you like them emo kids and they are feminine enought to count as girls, so..." And now she is trying to find out a way to prove that I am gay. xD (not that I am, y'all know that. But, you know what I mean.) Y'see, she loves emo kids, and I am always making fun of them (and her.) xD There aren't many lunches I have where she doesn't end up screaming at me. xD Those are what I call friendly arugments. Where you both can debate and not hate each other... or do you? We don't hate each other. We might say something along the lines of "I hate you!" but that is while laughing and smiling and such. xD Exactly the reason for 'friendly' arguments/debates. You are friends before and after, but not during. LOL
  16. Sounds like you are in a great place. Please tell us the name of the CD, it sounds like one I would like to hear. it's a website.... So you can tell me. LOL not cool, horatio. Not cool. xD Are you talking to me? *very innocent face appears* No, that is why I said horatio. I obviously meant sheena. That's who I thought you meant. LOL you two are hilarious to watch. xD thanks. I get that a lot with my friend Melissa in school. Y'see, we are almost always arguing over something. And it seems that our main goal is to make each other mad. xD But, in a friendly way? I'm not sure exactly how it works, but there aren't any ill feelings towards each other, or anything, and we are good friends. But we just constantly argue. xD Friendly aruments/debates are great. They stimulate the mind. Not exactly friendly. "Hey, lissa, I decided that you are a lesbian." "WHY?" "Well, you like them emo kids and they are feminine enought to count as girls, so..." And now she is trying to find out a way to prove that I am gay. xD (not that I am, y'all know that. But, you know what I mean.) Y'see, she loves emo kids, and I am always making fun of them (and her.) xD There aren't many lunches I have where she doesn't end up screaming at me. xD Those are what I call friendly arugments. Where you both can debate and not hate each other... or do you?
  17. Michael Jackson is a letter? o.0 Are you questioning The Mushroom_king??? Indeed I am. =D That's a pretty bold move, don't you think?????????? Don't worry, I am meat-grinder proof. xD In your dreams, laddy. *Tosses you...in the CHEESE GRINDER!!!!* HAH! You have activated my secret ability, "devide and PWN!" Now all the little cheese shreds rise up as individuals, grow in size, and completely PWN you! ...xD *thinks Cheesemaster has been watching too much of the SciFi Channel on the tele*
  18. Sounds like you are in a great place. Please tell us the name of the CD, it sounds like one I would like to hear. it's a website.... So you can tell me. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: not cool, horatio. Not cool. xD Are you talking to me? *very innocent face appears* No, that is why I said horatio. I obviously meant sheena. That's who I thought you meant. LOL you two are hilarious to watch. xD thanks. I get that a lot with my friend Melissa in school. Y'see, we are almost always arguing over something. And it seems that our main goal is to make each other mad. xD But, in a friendly way? I'm not sure exactly how it works, but there aren't any ill feelings towards each other, or anything, and we are good friends. But we just constantly argue. xD Friendly aruments/debates are great. They stimulate the mind.
  19. So, if I go out running tomorrow morning... how far should I go? Are you going to keep tabs on me????? I think I will. But will you be running or walking? Jogging slow. Is your neighborhood/route very hilly, or is it flat? Flat as a pancake that has deflated. *thinks of just how wonderful a pancake would taste right now with butter and lots and lots and lots of syrup* Well, I walk two miles most nights. Well, if you can jog 2 miles, do that. Do another if you are comfortable with it. I don't really know exactly how well/long you can jog. But try to keep it semi-light because you have been staying off of it for a while. For you, I will get up and do this. I'm glad that I am such a positive influence. =] Just remeber, while you are out, don't be afraid to go to a brisk walk if you are tired. No excuses for me. I can definitely do 2 miles. Okay. Just don't puch yourself too hard. And in the food department, don't take to making yourself throw up or starving yourself. No need to worry, I won't puch myself too hard. I am lazy. As far as food is concerned, throwing up is something I could never do and starving myself is totally out of the question. My love for food is way too great. There are only a couple of things on my do not eat list... OLIVES of all kinds, mushy over cooked peppers and tofu foods, such as tofu hot dogs.
  20. - Because I edit out an reference to the f word. I accept NO imitations. That is enough to start. I see no problem with your moderation. Glad to hear that. Any other issues that you have with yourself? Issues or problems? Problems... yes. Isues... no. LOL Whatever. >.> Well, any problems you want to talk about? Whatever???????????? *sends Cheesemaster a dictionary* Are you wishing to speak in ebonics sir? LOL As for other problems: - I am a chubbie hammie. I need to diet, but love to eat all those things that are not good for me. - I can relate. I have stopped eating lunch, and that helps. - I need to start running again. I was using my chain saw and cut up some really huge logs. I dropped on of the log pieces on my paw and couldn't walk for about a month. Of course, this interferred with my running. -Well, you need to get back to your running. If you can't run, then just walk, and build up from there. - I am supposed to be studying and cannot concentrate. Looking outside the window seeing the people riding on their bicycles looks enticing and I want to go out and play. -You could eliminate all of these problems at once, actually. If you go out and exercise, that would work on all three problems. That's enough for now. ^see above True, true and true again. LOL The problem is that it is really, really cold out. Solution for bad-weather exercise: Git a treadmill. *sends treadmill* Thank you Dr. Wolf. *places treadmill in the corner of my cage across from my wheel* No problem. XD *gives Dr. Wolf a big basket of micicles for her kindness* Yay micicles! *eats in corner* Glad you like them. They had a tofu version in the country market, but I didn't think you would care for those. LOL
  21. Sounds like you are in a great place. Please tell us the name of the CD, it sounds like one I would like to hear. it's a website.... So you can tell me. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: not cool, horatio. Not cool. xD Are you talking to me? *very innocent face appears* No, that is why I said horatio. I obviously meant sheena. That's who I thought you meant. LOL
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