Horatio

^.^ *snuggles the points* I will brush them and feed them and walk them and love them! and maybe even sumbit something else. Please do!!!

Indeed when I saw your posts it would not enlarge, but I just check it out and it works again. HampsterKing fixed it. yes, it does work now. And what is up with the wonky pink colors on Luke, Jesse? I like those pink colours. I have nothing against them, I was just curious as to there origin. Cause... they haven't been there before. Did you read the post???? It didn't mention the pink at all... No, but he did say he added a tanktop. So I figured the colour was part of the addition. Including the pink on his pants and ears? I think that is a great touch!!! I just wanna know where the pink is coming from. >. Why?

Indeed when I saw your posts it would not enlarge, but I just check it out and it works again. HampsterKing fixed it. yes, it does work now. And what is up with the wonky pink colors on Luke, Jesse? I like those pink colours. I have nothing against them, I was just curious as to there origin. Cause... they haven't been there before. Did you read the post???? It didn't mention the pink at all... No, but he did say he added a tanktop. So I figured the colour was part of the addition. Including the pink on his pants and ears? I think that is a great touch!!!

You really mean her name would be I-lean. LOL *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Hahahahahaha Yea, that would be the case. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* LOL... I thought you would like that. LOL

Indeed when I saw your posts it would not enlarge, but I just check it out and it works again. HampsterKing fixed it. yes, it does work now. And what is up with the wonky pink colors on Luke, Jesse? I like those pink colours. I have nothing against them, I was just curious as to there origin. Cause... they haven't been there before. Did you read the post???? It didn't mention the pink at all... No, but he did say he added a tanktop. So I figured the colour was part of the addition.

Indeed when I saw your posts it would not enlarge, but I just check it out and it works again. HampsterKing fixed it. yes, it does work now. And what is up with the wonky pink colors on Luke, Jesse? I like those pink colours. I have nothing against them, I was just curious as to there origin. Cause... they haven't been there before. Did you read the post????

You really mean her name would be I-lean. LOL

Indeed when I saw your posts it would not enlarge, but I just check it out and it works again. HampsterKing fixed it. yes, it does work now. And what is up with the wonky pink colors on Luke, Jesse? I like those pink colours.

Indeed when I saw your posts it would not enlarge, but I just check it out and it works again. HampsterKing fixed it.

How terrific. You have such creative talent. Thanks for submitting your poem.

I can't remember. ._. It's on the tickets. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* My mom has the ticket and will not let me keep it in my new green and Gold wallet.... *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* She is just making sure it doesn't get lost. You could always ask here where you are sitting.

Yes. Please submit your entry.

WHOA!!!!!!!! Good! Very, very good!

That sounds like a lot of fun. XD My brother and his girlfriend got two "rocket launchers" one time and they were styrofoam rockets and so in front of the band area a whole bunch of band people were watching my brother and I launch these things. XD Hahaha nice. Last night we had another nerf war, and Ian showed up again. And I took tons of pictures. And today, I have lots of homework to do. It should be fairly easy to do though, because most of my friends are off campus today. I like playing with random plastic and styrofoam toys. I know what I need to go get. Remote controlled cars to race friends with. That sounds like good fun. If you are getting into remote control toys... get into Chuck Norris robots! Now you can really do some damage. LOL *visualizes The Little Chucky Robot picking up the car and crushing it to bits*

Because thats how life goes. Thats what Deedees do. It's the same look Trent gave me when he seemed to have a crush on me. o_o ... And whats he doing now? I stopped hanging around Trent becaus eof the 6th graders. what are they doing? Being the biggest Jerks. Ever. but they're about to be... MEAT GRINDED! o: *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Could someone please explain the placement of Joey's hands in my picture?... XD *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* That's a question for your mother. Just kidding. Uhm. He's preparing to be meat grinded. XD Mega Wolf... you just earned The Triple Gold Star Award for that reply! So very stellar!!!!! LOL Band has caused me to think up these quick, witty comments without having to think a whole lot. *replaces Joey's hands with the Triple Gold Star Award* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Seeing as Joey's hands are...*ahem* where they are... And you just turned his hands into Gold Stars... ...You may not want that award. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astroomy Domine*~* *cough, cough* Um, Horatio. You can keep that plastic imitation of the award. No thanks. That's the one you can use in the Meat Grinder.

Don't stop there! And he said....... ????????????

That sounds like a lot of fun. XD My brother and his girlfriend got two "rocket launchers" one time and they were styrofoam rockets and so in front of the band area a whole bunch of band people were watching my brother and I launch these things. XD Hahaha nice. Last night we had another nerf war, and Ian showed up again. And I took tons of pictures. And today, I have lots of homework to do. It should be fairly easy to do though, because most of my friends are off campus today. Get that 15 minutes of studying done. LOL

I don't know, but I will ask the next time I order Chinese food. LOL

Yeah!!! Except the board now has a new problem. It does not want to show the enlarged pics. HampsterKing will be a busy guy with all these problems. No kidding. If it helps anything, the new window that's supposed to display the enlarged pic says: IPB WARNING [2] readfile() has been disabled for security reasons (Line: 309 of /sources/classes/attach/class_attach.php) I guess we have increased security here... just like at the airport.

In the mud were three little moldy bread loaves, all of which loved to play shun the non-believer. In which we ate pickles and shun the nun on the run with a gun who was stunned when a ton of some fun, some dumb fun, with nun's stun-guns and bad puns, eating hot-cross buns with your mum who weighs two-tons

Yeah!!! Except the board now has a new problem. It does not want to show the enlarged pics. HampsterKing will be a busy guy with all these problems.

I was the first to vote! =D And I think you should. ^.^ As long as you get some leather riding gear and a good motorcycle helmet. Full-face helmet, jacket and pants with extra appropriate padding, appropriate boots and motorcycle gloves. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I drew Horatio once wearing a leather pilot jacket. And if Horatio is Jam'n enough to fly a plane, and Roc'n enough to listen to Pink Floyd, then yes you can buy a motercycle. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Thanks Mushroom_king! Yea, but now you can't throw leeches at me. >( Too late. The leeches are already in your ears. Mondrobi ate them, remember? He only ate a couple of them, they laid eggs in your brain and there will be millions more eating their way out. Mondrobi cannot reach these. LOL *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* There is only one thing to do. Later: DDT did a job on me Now I am a real sickie Guess I'll have to break the news That I got no mind to lose All the girls Boys are in love with me I'm a teenage lobotomy!!! VICTORY!!!! Except I don't have a brain...oh well... *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astrnomy Dominw*~* LOL. So, the question is... is you have no brain, are you sane or insane? LOL

In the mud were three little moldy bread loaves, all of which loved to play shun the non-believer. In which we ate pickles and shun the nun on the run with a gun who was stunned when a ton of some fun, some dumb fun, with nun's stun-guns and bad puns, eating hot-cross buns

I was the first to vote! =D And I think you should. ^.^ As long as you get some leather riding gear and a good motorcycle helmet. Full-face helmet, jacket and pants with extra appropriate padding, appropriate boots and motorcycle gloves. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I drew Horatio once wearing a leather pilot jacket. And if Horatio is Jam'n enough to fly a plane, and Roc'n enough to listen to Pink Floyd, then yes you can buy a motercycle. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Thanks Mushroom_king! Yea, but now you can't throw leeches at me. >( Too late. The leeches are already in your ears. Mondrobi ate them, remember? He only ate a couple of them, they laid eggs in your brain and there will be millions more eating their way out. Mondrobi cannot reach these. LOL

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan my spleen has suddenly erupted with