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ROFOCLH!!!!!!!!! That's great!!!!!!!!!!! Adam wasn't prepared and he just received a rather hot coffee spray shower! *tosses Hoops The Platinum Moon Award and then remembers she doesn't have the ability to catch it* Hey Lurch... grab that would you? *Lurch grabs the award and places it next to Hoops*

Insane dancing/extreme dental hygiene break. *is a little uncertain what to think* *searches for those pretty coloured jackets with the wrap around arms* Thought you would like that. You can't have the magenta one, it belongs to Mushroom_king. CAN I HAVE ORANGE?! ...I love orange. Wait, how would I floss?! I'm talented, but not THAT talented! Absolutely! We have a few oranges to choose from. The neon orange, the sunset orange and the Florida orange grove orange... which one would you prefer? Oh and we have Lurch over there, floss for you. How about... um... Orange-fruit orange! What, no male model? How cheap. Orange-fruit orange... it's yours. Male model? What? You don't like Lurch? He does a great job flossing, once he gets his rather large hands out of your mouth. Suh-weet! Bleh... Y'know what, I'm okay. I... don't ever need to floss again. No... now that you have that pretty orange-fruit orange jacket, Lurch will be flossing your teeth after every meal. Good dental hygiene, remember. That gives me the jibblies... How about you see about getting me a nice, attractive dentist to do that for me? They would have more experience and all... *looks around* The last nice, attractive dentist I saw was the young guy in Memphis. The closest he gets to Florida is Disney World on holiday. Besides... isn't that what they have Dental Hygienists for??????? *sees Lurch get out dental floss about the size of large rope* *terrified* There's a difference? ...I guess you'll have to bring him here then. You can support his lifestyle, right? I know there's big bucks in hamster... whateveryoudo-ing. He works with his father, they both have wives, kids... no, I can't support his lifestyle. Hamsters don't make THAT kind of money. Ah, dang... I'll just have to never stop eating... This kind of conversation makes me want to write a story about it... I probably will, later. Please start writing. Besides, I will have to go in a minute. I am getting up in one hour. Oh, NICE! Sorry to keep you up! Night. I will begin right away, sir! Not so fast... Lexxy has just arrived.

Lexxy!!!!!!!!! Hoops and I are here, Arkcher popped in and disappeared without saying much. How is life in your neck of the woods?

Insane dancing/extreme dental hygiene break. *is a little uncertain what to think* *searches for those pretty coloured jackets with the wrap around arms* Thought you would like that. You can't have the magenta one, it belongs to Mushroom_king. CAN I HAVE ORANGE?! ...I love orange. Wait, how would I floss?! I'm talented, but not THAT talented! Absolutely! We have a few oranges to choose from. The neon orange, the sunset orange and the Florida orange grove orange... which one would you prefer? Oh and we have Lurch over there, floss for you. How about... um... Orange-fruit orange! What, no male model? How cheap. Orange-fruit orange... it's yours. Male model? What? You don't like Lurch? He does a great job flossing, once he gets his rather large hands out of your mouth. Suh-weet! Bleh... Y'know what, I'm okay. I... don't ever need to floss again. No... now that you have that pretty orange-fruit orange jacket, Lurch will be flossing your teeth after every meal. Good dental hygiene, remember. That gives me the jibblies... How about you see about getting me a nice, attractive dentist to do that for me? They would have more experience and all... *looks around* The last nice, attractive dentist I saw was the young guy in Memphis. The closest he gets to Florida is Disney World on holiday. Besides... isn't that what they have Dental Hygienists for??????? *sees Lurch get out dental floss about the size of large rope* *terrified* There's a difference? ...I guess you'll have to bring him here then. You can support his lifestyle, right? I know there's big bucks in hamster... whateveryoudo-ing. He works with his father, they both have wives, kids... no, I can't support his lifestyle. Hamsters don't make THAT kind of money. Ah, dang... I'll just have to never stop eating... This kind of conversation makes me want to write a story about it... I probably will, later. Please start writing. Besides, I will have to go in a minute. I am getting up in one hour.

Insane dancing/extreme dental hygiene break. *is a little uncertain what to think* *searches for those pretty coloured jackets with the wrap around arms* Thought you would like that. You can't have the magenta one, it belongs to Mushroom_king. CAN I HAVE ORANGE?! ...I love orange. Wait, how would I floss?! I'm talented, but not THAT talented! Absolutely! We have a few oranges to choose from. The neon orange, the sunset orange and the Florida orange grove orange... which one would you prefer? Oh and we have Lurch over there, floss for you. How about... um... Orange-fruit orange! What, no male model? How cheap. Orange-fruit orange... it's yours. Male model? What? You don't like Lurch? He does a great job flossing, once he gets his rather large hands out of your mouth. Suh-weet! Bleh... Y'know what, I'm okay. I... don't ever need to floss again. No... now that you have that pretty orange-fruit orange jacket, Lurch will be flossing your teeth after every meal. Good dental hygiene, remember. That gives me the jibblies... How about you see about getting me a nice, attractive dentist to do that for me? They would have more experience and all... *looks around* The last nice, attractive dentist I saw was the young guy in Memphis. The closest he gets to Florida is Disney World on holiday. Besides... isn't that what they have Dental Hygienists for??????? *sees Lurch get out dental floss about the size of large rope* *terrified* There's a difference? ...I guess you'll have to bring him here then. You can support his lifestyle, right? I know there's big bucks in hamster... whateveryoudo-ing. He works with his father, they both have wives, kids... no, I can't support his lifestyle. Hamsters don't make THAT kind of money.

Insane dancing/extreme dental hygiene break. *is a little uncertain what to think* *searches for those pretty coloured jackets with the wrap around arms* Thought you would like that. You can't have the magenta one, it belongs to Mushroom_king. CAN I HAVE ORANGE?! ...I love orange. Wait, how would I floss?! I'm talented, but not THAT talented! Absolutely! We have a few oranges to choose from. The neon orange, the sunset orange and the Florida orange grove orange... which one would you prefer? Oh and we have Lurch over there, floss for you. How about... um... Orange-fruit orange! What, no male model? How cheap. Orange-fruit orange... it's yours. Male model? What? You don't like Lurch? He does a great job flossing, once he gets his rather large hands out of your mouth. Suh-weet! Bleh... Y'know what, I'm okay. I... don't ever need to floss again. No... now that you have that pretty orange-fruit orange jacket, Lurch will be flossing your teeth after every meal. Good dental hygiene, remember. That gives me the jibblies... How about you see about getting me a nice, attractive dentist to do that for me? They would have more experience and all... *looks around* The last nice, attractive dentist I saw was the young guy in Memphis. The closest he gets to Florida is Disney World on holiday. Besides... isn't that what they have Dental Hygienists for??????? *sees Lurch get out dental floss about the size of large rope*

Insane dancing/extreme dental hygiene break. *is a little uncertain what to think* *searches for those pretty coloured jackets with the wrap around arms* Thought you would like that. You can't have the magenta one, it belongs to Mushroom_king. CAN I HAVE ORANGE?! ...I love orange. Wait, how would I floss?! I'm talented, but not THAT talented! Absolutely! We have a few oranges to choose from. The neon orange, the sunset orange and the Florida orange grove orange... which one would you prefer? Oh and we have Lurch over there, floss for you. How about... um... Orange-fruit orange! What, no male model? How cheap. Orange-fruit orange... it's yours. Male model? What? You don't like Lurch? He does a great job flossing, once he gets his rather large hands out of your mouth. Suh-weet! Bleh... Y'know what, I'm okay. I... don't ever need to floss again. No... now that you have that pretty orange-fruit orange jacket, Lurch will be flossing your teeth after every meal. Good dental hygiene, remember.

Insane dancing/extreme dental hygiene break. *is a little uncertain what to think* *searches for those pretty coloured jackets with the wrap around arms* Thought you would like that. You can't have the magenta one, it belongs to Mushroom_king. CAN I HAVE ORANGE?! ...I love orange. Wait, how would I floss?! I'm talented, but not THAT talented! Absolutely! We have a few oranges to choose from. The neon orange, the sunset orange and the Florida orange grove orange... which one would you prefer? Oh and we have Lurch over there, floss for you. How about... um... Orange-fruit orange! What, no male model? How cheap. Orange-fruit orange... it's yours. Male model? What? You don't like Lurch? He does a great job flossing, once he gets his rather large hands out of your mouth.

*wonders why Arkcher does not join in*

Insane dancing/extreme dental hygiene break. *is a little uncertain what to think* *searches for those pretty coloured jackets with the wrap around arms* Thought you would like that. You can't have the magenta one, it belongs to Mushroom_king. CAN I HAVE ORANGE?! ...I love orange. Wait, how would I floss?! I'm talented, but not THAT talented! Absolutely! We have a few oranges to choose from. The neon orange, the sunset orange and the Florida orange grove orange... which one would you prefer? Oh and we have Lurch over there, floss for you.

Insane dancing/extreme dental hygiene break. *is a little uncertain what to think* *searches for those pretty coloured jackets with the wrap around arms* Thought you would like that. You can't have the magenta one, it belongs to Mushroom_king.

Insane dancing/extreme dental hygiene break. *is a little uncertain what to think* *searches for those pretty coloured jackets with the wrap around arms*

*sees TBFOF trying to have me admit I have no life* Ummm, I have to go look. Where did you find this. When I looked at my profile it said 25 posts per day, but no decimal point. *waits for an answer* :blink: Does it still say 25? Where am I supposed to look... at my profile? If so, it still says 25. Look at "My Controls". The main page of it. =D Thank you! *slaps forehead* Duh. 24.86 I like the number when you click on your name better. It rounds up. Only you can see profiles. XD You are unable to see your own? Click on your name and tell me what happens please. I don't have permission to use such a feature. XD That stinks. I always thought you could see your own. well, There wouldnt be a way to moderate what goes in to your profile. Unless HK set it so that Users could view them, but not edit them, and then either via email or post, have a staff member edit the members profile as they specify. that'd be a little tedious but the only way I see around it. ... or just keep things the way they are. True.

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!! *sees Arkcher appear*

Okay... it's 02H00, quiet and all your can hear are hammies, the question is... do you know what Hoops is doing at this moment? :blink:

It is not a matter of breaking the law, it is the fact that what you do will have an impact on whatever job you would like. Companies now do credit checks, background checks, criminal and record checks... plus more. If you want something more than a job that pays minimum wage, then I can only suggest keeping your nose clean. i dont want a job. or i'll just lose weight and be a stripper. And you don't think stripping is a job? yea, but i wouldnt not be given the job cuz i had a crimnal record. Quite right. And how long do you think you could do that job? Probably no 401K or health benefits. ha. honestly i dont want to live that long... i see why i should live now but i really dont see why live past 35... Because when you get older, things get better. yea, that only works for 18 and 21. and now 19 too (ciggs) nothing is that great after your partying years are over. chances are im gonna be stuck with kids(unless i get my tubes tied like i plan to) and thats a nightmare right there. a nightmare that usually lives on after you die. i dont wanna be stuck with that my whole life. most of the time i dont want to live into adult hood but alot of the time i wanna die right now. vacation is one of those things that after too long makes me wanna kill myself. im so sick of being stuck here death seems like pretty liberation from this hole im stuck in. i wanna go home so bad... Teenage years are awful. If you can make it through these years, life gets much better when college starts followed by when you are on your own. I suggest you travel either after college or during a summer while you are in college. This is a phenomenal experience. ha. your telling me. im gonna be too broke Not necessarily. You never know. Unless you would like to be broke. By the way... did you see me waving to you? I am right across the river in Brooklyn, New York. nah i KNOW where my money's going to. huhwhat? Quit throwing away your money on that stuff. As to the huhwhat... I am right across the bridge in New York. *waves to xMyOwnMindx* See me waving? I needed a really good bagel, and what better place than to be here in New York. LOL you wanted a good bagel, so you left from florida to NEW YORK? Well, spontenaity is te spice of life... YES!!!!!!!! The bagels in Florida are bread in the shape of a doughnut. UCK!!! Besides, I wanted to eat in a diner again. We don't have those in Florida. I LOVE diner food!!! *remembers that I don't get out of my cage much* go to einstiens bagels. it's yummm OK... now you must tell me where the Einsteins Bagel shop is near you! O R>>>>>>E L S E>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there's one in branden by the mall. thats the closest one I can think of. And I'm going there tomorrow! So I shall pick some bagels up for you! lol what is your favorite kind??? Gee... it looks like we might miss each other. I was going to bring another hamster buddy on his bike and we were going to disrupt Mr. Moosey's church service by revving our motors. No, just kidding. My favorite is a cinnamon-raisin bagel. If the salt bagels are toasted, I also like them with cream cheese.

thats exactly how I feel!!!!! I haven't even dated trey for that long but idk his voice just makes me happy inside awwwwwwww lol i know.. but i feel bad because I'm gonna be at my dads house for the rest of this week and next week. and he doesn't want me to talk to boys on the phone. So i have to be all secretive. and I hate it. i love talking to him and hate going behind my dads back... its lameeee Why does he say for the reason you can't talk to guys on the phone? I really suggest that you ask to sit down and talk with him about this. Please do not get upset, but try to understand what his reasoning is. Hopefully you can change his mind. Tell him that you have lots of friends, like Moosey, that are guys and you would like to be able to talk to them. well he hasn't really said he doesn't want me to talk to guys.but it's one of those unsaid things. and I told him about trey last night... yea... he hasn't said anything... but he wants to meet him... That's a good sign. really?? It's a good sign! good thats a relief! I'm sooo nervous though! I mean I have the wost luck ever. and I really want this to work because he makes me happy like extremely happy... uggg so stressful!!!!!!! I believe your father just wants to see who this young man is. When he meets your father, then your father will relax, as I am certain he is a very nice young man.

So true.

Yeah for cheesey songs!!! Cheesy songs are what get the fan girls to be payin' the $$$. >=D I'm surprised that you are not listening to the LiveEarth concert. If you went to Giants Stadium you would be payin' very big $$$ for earthy songs. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The final Cut*~* I REALLY WANTED TO GO TO LIVE EARTH. -sob- *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* It was on three different channels. You should have watched it. I failed at that. XD Or perhaps Julian distracted you?

Totally incredible. You want praise or an award? *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Thanks. I'd like both, please. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I can do that. *hands Mushroom_king The Platinum Moon Award and tells her how fantastic her writing is*

How about Hotel Rwanda?

You are smart about a tattoo being hidden. I knew this girl who was trying to get hired as a flight attendant. She had a tattoo around her wrist and one around her ankle. The company kept turning her down, but would not say why. I suggested she cover up her tattoos with make-up and see how she did. This time she got the job. She then went through the painful process of having them removed. OUCH!!!! So Julian thinks tattoos are tacky but if okay with belly button rings. Yeah. He was like, "NO! NO TATTOOS! RAWR. But belly button rings are okay." And that follows with a poke to the belly button. He has a really shallow belly button so he wouldn't be able to get one. XD *goes off on tangent, thinks perhaps we ought to have a poll called... Is your belly button an inney or an outey?*

I do agree. Parents are an interesting group. Perhaps it is because they remember how they were when they were younger. Oddly, Julian has been hanging out until like 9:30 after school every day and my parents have no problem with it. XD My guess is the real reason they have no problem is because they trust you.

So happy you are here and had a great time! We missed you!!! And you also need to update your days until you are a teenager to 7.

It is not a matter of breaking the law, it is the fact that what you do will have an impact on whatever job you would like. Companies now do credit checks, background checks, criminal and record checks... plus more. If you want something more than a job that pays minimum wage, then I can only suggest keeping your nose clean. i dont want a job. or i'll just lose weight and be a stripper. And you don't think stripping is a job? yea, but i wouldnt not be given the job cuz i had a crimnal record. Quite right. And how long do you think you could do that job? Probably no 401K or health benefits. ha. honestly i dont want to live that long... i see why i should live now but i really dont see why live past 35... Because when you get older, things get better. yea, that only works for 18 and 21. and now 19 too (ciggs) nothing is that great after your partying years are over. chances are im gonna be stuck with kids(unless i get my tubes tied like i plan to) and thats a nightmare right there. a nightmare that usually lives on after you die. i dont wanna be stuck with that my whole life. most of the time i dont want to live into adult hood but alot of the time i wanna die right now. vacation is one of those things that after too long makes me wanna kill myself. im so sick of being stuck here death seems like pretty liberation from this hole im stuck in. i wanna go home so bad... Teenage years are awful. If you can make it through these years, life gets much better when college starts followed by when you are on your own. I suggest you travel either after college or during a summer while you are in college. This is a phenomenal experience. ha. your telling me. im gonna be too broke Not necessarily. You never know. Unless you would like to be broke. By the way... did you see me waving to you? I am right across the river in Brooklyn, New York. nah i KNOW where my money's going to. huhwhat? Quit throwing away your money on that stuff. As to the huhwhat... I am right across the bridge in New York. *waves to xMyOwnMindx* See me waving? I needed a really good bagel, and what better place than to be here in New York. LOL you wanted a good bagel, so you left from florida to NEW YORK? Well, spontenaity is te spice of life... YES!!!!!!!! The bagels in Florida are bread in the shape of a doughnut. UCK!!! Besides, I wanted to eat in a diner again. We don't have those in Florida. I LOVE diner food!!! *remembers that I don't get out of my cage much* go to einstiens bagels. it's yummm OK... now you must tell me where the Einsteins Bagel shop is near you! O R>>>>>>E L S E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>