Horatio

There are others, and I am guessing they are feeling the same way. Search out a politics club or ask a history teacher if there is such a club. Then you will find others who would love to be your friend because you have like interests. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Clubs, clubs... pep club art club ....wow, that's depressing *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Debate club? Sometimes the art club has people who are interested in politics. That is tough. Politics is important to be interested in because the people we elect, control our future and the future of our country.

If there was some way I could let you know that you definitely are not strange, but know exactly what you are looking for in a guy, the search will take a bit longer. Ultimately, you will meet and have a relationship with the guy of your dreams. There are some girls who go out with a guy, just to be with someone, and it never ends good. So, if there was some way I could get you to enjoy your alone time and not consider it into loneliness, I would give you this gift. The right guy is out there, it just might be a bit longer before you two are together, but he will be well worth the wait.

And priceless is an understatement! You could hit Close with a sledgehammer, that would definitely DO something, but not achieve the results you were aiming for. I hope you do get a mac! You will be thrilled!!!!!!!

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan. My spleen has suddenly erupted with Diet Dr. Pepper which made me just sorta die. illudium Q-36 space [AWND AHNULD SWATZAHNAYGEH] modulator with bugs got Ninja-Pirate'd Joey-Ramone-ishly fish. Monkey bread. George Thorogood and. Weird periods are taking over the entire entity of Invader Zim's friend frederbob the magnificent Loveded The Piggy until it died. We had bacon. Floor Made Sammiches. Floor gained exp. Floor Level Up! Original Campsoup Labels!

Wow, I seriously stink at writing. I disagree.

[OMG I can't believe this died!!!] You can always add your three words!

You look fantastic!!!!! I look like a tomato. Hardly.

You will be! I don't take naps often, but now I've got morning classes and my bedtime of between 12am and 4am doesn't look like it's going to change anytime soon, so naps will be necesary. 4 AM ?? What classes are you taking so early in the morning? Everyone here complains about 8 AM classes >_> I was thinking that Jesusfreak meant she did not get to bed until between the hours of midnight and four. So the earliest bedtime would be midnight and the lastest would be 04H00. Perhaps I was confused. Hopefully she is not going to be around midnight and getting up around 04H00!

There are others, and I am guessing they are feeling the same way. Search out a politics club or ask a history teacher if there is such a club. Then you will find others who would love to be your friend because you have like interests.

You look fantastic!!!!!

Cool!!! Sounds great!!! I had to add more do you want to read the finished product? Do bears in the forest want berries??? Of course!!! LOL

Because your evil twin has taken over and really intends on making a hammie-burger out of me? Teddeldore: NO YOU'VE SPOILED MY PLAN!!! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOU VIAL RODENT!!! Kay: ~tackles teddeldore to the ground and beats him up before he has a chance to hurt her bestest hammie friend~ your're welcome *watches, not sure what to believe* :blink:

Thank you, thank you, thank you! You take the best pictures!

Outstanding!!!!!

All my classes ROCK! I love my Algebra teacher. At the end of class she plays stupid little vids. that make my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. There are a lot of new people at my school wich means lots of new friends ~YAY!~ I like most of hte people in my classes. I'm auditioning for District Choir I'm auditioning for Treblemakers (all womens after school choir at my school) We get progress reports in the mail sometime this weekend >. I'm going to Nashville this Feb. for a choir comp. WOW!!! Things are going very well for you! I hope it continues this way.

*feels so bad for the pheasant* They are such pretty birds with such lovely coloured feathers.

Okay... I am a little slow. Are you nocturnal like us hamsters? my hamster was the opposite of nocturnal, really weird but AWESOME. How cool!!! By the way, look at my Travel Topic. TGHL has just posted pictures of Madagascar and he went surfing at some really awesome place. Check it out!!!

I am so sorry to hear this. It is hard when a good friend is going through some deep personal problems. What you have not considered is just how much your friendship means to him and how he knows that he has someone to turn to when he wants to talk. Your friendship means quite a bit and is a form of solace during this time. I can hope so. Hopefully he was able to get a good night's sleep and is feeling a bit better today, but that doesn't seem too likely. I get the idea that he's been through a lot over the years, although I don't know the details, and his brain works in ways I can't even begin to understand. He's really a fascinating person. *shrugs* Oh well, I guess there's not really much I can do for him aside from keep him company unless he wants to talk abouut it, which is also not all too likely. In other news, I had my first education class today (which, thankfully, got out really early, because technically we're booked to be there from 8am to 2pm). The class looks like it's going to be really awesome, and the teachers, one of them seems a lot like a politican, and the other one is a veteran of the school system, who knows all the ins and outs of what to do and what not to do. In October, we're going to start going into a local middle school to observe and ultimately teach classes, which is going to be awesome. I just need to go get some more professional looking clothes now.... Oh no... Not professional looking clothes!!!!!!!! I remember the coolest professor I ever had was my anthropology professor who wore hippie clothes and had a huge, thick braid that was longer than her tailbone. Hahaha excellent! Once I get an actual job, I'll wear my normal nice-ish clothing. But until then, especially when dealing with people who are going to be my references when I apply for jobs, I need to look and act professional. *twitches* *starts acting like my fur itches* I understand completely. You are smart in knowing how to play the game. LOL Hahaha thank you. LOL And Marius seems to be a bit better today. Not quite back to normal, but better. I watched Donnie Darkoe for the first time today. Strange movie. Glad to hear Marius is doing a bit better. He seems like a very sensitive guy and emotional problems will take a bigger toll on him, than someone without a sensitive side. You are such a great friend. It makes me so happy that I know someone like you. Aw, thank you! Yeah, Marius I think has had a rather troubled past, and he only likes to reveal his past to us in bits and pieces. And it seems that when things come up that relate to his past, he sometimes gets upset. Although I think a decent part of his depression has to do with a lack of girlfriend (and why he's still single is a mystery to me), and that might be causing some self esteem issues. I'm sure he'll be fine though. And I'm just glad it's Friday. Yay the weekend! Now I know why you need naps... you are starting to become nocturnal, like me. I have no quesses as to why he is still single, but I wish I could tell him that he is still young and there is so much to life before he worries about having a girlfriend. When you are young, this is the time to find out who you are, where you want to be and get all those adventurelust spirits out. When you become involved with someone, even moreso, settle down and start having a family, your life and freedom changes dramatically. So now is the time to enjoy life, meet people and develop your career. Give him a hug for me. He sounds like such a gem of a guy. As for the weekend... party, party, party!!! Oh, I think he knows, but people get lonely, you know? And he is an amazing guy, and we all tell him that on a regular basis. And if by party you mean sleep in, go to the dollar store, nerf wars, DDR, and swivel chair jousting, then rock on! By party I mean exactly all the things you mentioned. You forgot the most important party item... just do nothing and enjoy it. I am not a get dressed up, go to a gathering of people, half of which you do not know, make pretty conversation with a bunch of people who are drinking too much... I would rather stay home and take a sand bath.

No, I tried to slip it past you, but it didn't work.

If Hillary becomes president, I am moving to Europe and saying that I am French. Come across anyway, we don't execute our citizens and we have this rather new [old] fangled thing called "free speech." Don't go to France though, they elected Nicholas Sarkozy who looks like the villain from Sin City. Go live in The Netherlands, in fact the Hague, as it has a wonderfully international feel to the place and its a good way to learn Dutch as most of the people speak English, but then there are the local people who cycle (cycle!) to work each day from the surrounding countryside and are all native Dutch speakers. Perfect idea! *gets my bicycle and motorcycle ready to be moved to The Netherlands*

Very slick move... producing phenomenal pictures, after the fact. Your right, I would have punished you, but the pictures are spectacular. I love them all!!!!!!! Thank you for giving us a view of your holiday. Skwerlhugger Will is an avid surfer, so if you have any pictures of the surf, please do add them. Glad you have returned, we have missed you. Jesse has started university and Jesusfreak is in her second year. Glowurm, Cheesemaster and a couple others have a topic you would most enjoy. Please do make a point of taking a couple of minutes to stop in and say hi. I can pin a TGHL specific topic if you wish.

*hands Jesusfreak The Platinum Moon Award* You always write the most beautiful poetry!!! Thanks!

I am so sorry to hear this. It is hard when a good friend is going through some deep personal problems. What you have not considered is just how much your friendship means to him and how he knows that he has someone to turn to when he wants to talk. Your friendship means quite a bit and is a form of solace during this time. I can hope so. Hopefully he was able to get a good night's sleep and is feeling a bit better today, but that doesn't seem too likely. I get the idea that he's been through a lot over the years, although I don't know the details, and his brain works in ways I can't even begin to understand. He's really a fascinating person. *shrugs* Oh well, I guess there's not really much I can do for him aside from keep him company unless he wants to talk abouut it, which is also not all too likely. In other news, I had my first education class today (which, thankfully, got out really early, because technically we're booked to be there from 8am to 2pm). The class looks like it's going to be really awesome, and the teachers, one of them seems a lot like a politican, and the other one is a veteran of the school system, who knows all the ins and outs of what to do and what not to do. In October, we're going to start going into a local middle school to observe and ultimately teach classes, which is going to be awesome. I just need to go get some more professional looking clothes now.... Oh no... Not professional looking clothes!!!!!!!! I remember the coolest professor I ever had was my anthropology professor who wore hippie clothes and had a huge, thick braid that was longer than her tailbone. Hahaha excellent! Once I get an actual job, I'll wear my normal nice-ish clothing. But until then, especially when dealing with people who are going to be my references when I apply for jobs, I need to look and act professional. *twitches* *starts acting like my fur itches* I understand completely. You are smart in knowing how to play the game. LOL Hahaha thank you. And Marius seems to be a bit better today. Not quite back to normal, but better. I watched Donnie Darkoe for the first time today. Strange movie. Glad to hear Marius is doing a bit better. He seems like a very sensitive guy and emotional problems will take a bigger toll on him, than someone without a sensitive side. You are such a great friend. It makes me so happy that I know someone like you. Aw, thank you! Yeah, Marius I think has had a rather troubled past, and he only likes to reveal his past to us in bits and pieces. And it seems that when things come up that relate to his past, he sometimes gets upset. Although I think a decent part of his depression has to do with a lack of girlfriend (and why he's still single is a mystery to me), and that might be causing some self esteem issues. I'm sure he'll be fine though. And I'm just glad it's Friday. Yay the weekend! Now I know why you need naps... you are starting to become nocturnal, like me. I have no quesses as to why he is still single, but I wish I could tell him that he is still young and there is so much to life before he worries about having a girlfriend. When you are young, this is the time to find out who you are, where you want to be and get all those adventurelust spirits out. When you become involved with someone, even moreso, settle down and start having a family, your life and freedom changes dramatically. So now is the time to enjoy life, meet people and develop your career. Give him a hug for me. He sounds like such a gem of a guy. As for the weekend... party, party, party!!!

I am so sorry to hear this. It is hard when a good friend is going through some deep personal problems. What you have not considered is just how much your friendship means to him and how he knows that he has someone to turn to when he wants to talk. Your friendship means quite a bit and is a form of solace during this time. I can hope so. Hopefully he was able to get a good night's sleep and is feeling a bit better today, but that doesn't seem too likely. I get the idea that he's been through a lot over the years, although I don't know the details, and his brain works in ways I can't even begin to understand. He's really a fascinating person. *shrugs* Oh well, I guess there's not really much I can do for him aside from keep him company unless he wants to talk abouut it, which is also not all too likely. In other news, I had my first education class today (which, thankfully, got out really early, because technically we're booked to be there from 8am to 2pm). The class looks like it's going to be really awesome, and the teachers, one of them seems a lot like a politican, and the other one is a veteran of the school system, who knows all the ins and outs of what to do and what not to do. In October, we're going to start going into a local middle school to observe and ultimately teach classes, which is going to be awesome. I just need to go get some more professional looking clothes now.... Oh no... Not professional looking clothes!!!!!!!! I remember the coolest professor I ever had was my anthropology professor who wore hippie clothes and had a huge, thick braid that was longer than her tailbone. Hahaha excellent! Once I get an actual job, I'll wear my normal nice-ish clothing. But until then, especially when dealing with people who are going to be my references when I apply for jobs, I need to look and act professional. *twitches* *starts acting like my fur itches* I understand completely. You are smart in knowing how to play the game. LOL Hahaha thank you. And Marius seems to be a bit better today. Not quite back to normal, but better. I watched Donnie Darkoe for the first time today. Strange movie. Glad to hear Marius is doing a bit better. He seems like a very sensitive guy and emotional problems will take a bigger toll on him, than someone without a sensitive side. You are such a great friend. It makes me so happy that I know someone like you.

Cool!!! Sounds great!!!