Horatio

I thought I saw him pop on, but then there was no post. I was sad not to hear from him, but figured he is pretty busy. *waits with Jesusfreak* Yeah, I've seen him online a couple of times. *sets some micicles out on a table* Meanwhile he is posting in your topic. Hahaha I saw that! *adds to the micicles on the table, with wild blueberry, wild blackberry and wild raspberry flavours*

I thought I saw him pop on, but then there was no post. I was sad not to hear from him, but figured he is pretty busy. *waits with Jesusfreak* Yeah, I've seen him online a couple of times. *sets some micicles out on a table* Meanwhile he is posting in your topic.

* huge gasp* how can you not want to sleep it's like all i do. and all i want to do. I agree, though. I have REALLY strange/creepy/scary/disturbing dreams. Just last night I had a dream I was ripping the heads off of smal animals and trying to do surgury to put back their spines (And the heads i just ripped off. And I think some organs too. That is COMPLICATED stuff, there, you don't even wanna know.) i have dreams about stalkers, haunted houses, killing things, scary video games where my hands go really slow and I can't quite push the pause button in time before the monster gets me, just-creepy-in-general dreams, and those strange half-dreams that you think you're awake, but you're not. Strange storylines, too. I could write a whole book about it. But maybe not. Things I want: =Naruto manga, box sets, and soundtracks =Same goes for Bleach =Become a ninja (I'm in training right now. Don't tell anyone.) =For that voice in my head that says "You're gonna DIE!!!" every time right before I fall asleep to go away (the voice just said "NEVER!!!" I am insane.) =For this year not to totally stink (all the other ones did) =To find a new friend to watch after me (almost no friends in my classes next year) =To finally know who I really am =To stop feeling the sorrow from the past =To not be afraid to kill something when it is suffering and ready to die (crickets. don't ask.*shivers*) =To finally find happiness/love ... I'm sorry, was that too gloomy? People tell me I'm gloomy... Not gloomy. Ignore what those people say. Right. I always tell them to go away. They don't. So do the voices. They don't go away. *whacks head with hand furiously* Besides, gloomy is poetic! =D I am very poetic when i feels like it. *bows* Welcome back Plush Kirby!!!

LOL No, I wish I could take credit for that one. That was one typo I missed. Want me to fix it?

How about IBC Root Beer or IBC Cream Soda? :blink:

Hey...... we are waiting for you in your topic.

I thought I saw him pop on, but then there was no post. I was sad not to hear from him, but figured he is pretty busy. *waits with Jesusfreak*

Hammie-ninja-school. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: *wonders if Cheesemaster will buy this* Horatio, a ninja? I'd have to see it to believe it. *decides to send Hoops back into the air for another lesson, this time in a Hot Air Balloon* You're running out of air-vehicles! =o Next time, can it be a blimp? :blink: What????????? Are you back on the ground so soon?????? *sends Hoops up in The Goodyear Blimp, with the pilots promise to keep her thoroughly distracted for a long while* *goes back into hammie-ninja-school* Hey, we had to come back down again... The pilots forgot popcorn. Can you believe it? I think these aren't first-rate guys you're hiring. =o *stifles laughter* Not first rate you say? *grabs Hoops, ties her to the back of the motorcycle, rides to Cape Canaveral and straps her into one of the shuttle seats* 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... BLAST OFF! *watches as the space shuttle heads into outer space, with Hoops face looking out from the shuttle window* Bye, Bye! *evil laughter is heard* That should distract you for a bit. Whee! =D And, no, she wasn't a midget. xD It would have been amazingly cool if she was... She was just shorter than me. I'ma pretty tall, though. Wait... you are not back on the ground are you? *wonders if the shuttle has high-speed internet* So, almost everyone is shorter than you are.

Hamsters don't go to chiropractors... large or small. WAIT... did you mean tiny as in midget?

Hammie-ninja-school. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: *wonders if Cheesemaster will buy this* Horatio, a ninja? I'd have to see it to believe it. *decides to send Hoops back into the air for another lesson, this time in a Hot Air Balloon* You're running out of air-vehicles! =o Next time, can it be a blimp? :blink: What????????? Are you back on the ground so soon?????? *sends Hoops up in The Goodyear Blimp, with the pilots promise to keep her thoroughly distracted for a long while* *goes back into hammie-ninja-school* Hey, we had to come back down again... The pilots forgot popcorn. Can you believe it? I think these aren't first-rate guys you're hiring. =o *stifles laughter* Not first rate you say? *grabs Hoops, ties her to the back of the motorcycle, rides to Cape Canaveral and straps her into one of the shuttle seats* 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... BLAST OFF! *watches as the space shuttle heads into outer space, with Hoops face looking out from the shuttle window* Bye, Bye! *evil laughter is heard* That should distract you for a bit.

WOOT !!!! *loves Arkcher's stories* Please finish M.F. !

Hammie-ninja-school. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: *wonders if Cheesemaster will buy this* Horatio, a ninja? I'd have to see it to believe it. *decides to send Hoops back into the air for another lesson, this time in a Hot Air Balloon* You're running out of air-vehicles! =o Next time, can it be a blimp? :blink: What????????? Are you back on the ground so soon?????? *sends Hoops up in The Goodyear Blimp, with the pilots promise to keep her thoroughly distracted for a long while* *goes back into hammie-ninja-school*

Hammie-ninja-school. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: *wonders if Cheesemaster will buy this* Horatio, a ninja? I'd have to see it to believe it. *decides to send Hoops back into the air for another lesson, this time in a Hot Air Balloon*

I waited for you, but decided that you might be off doing something else. So I found another great book and started reading it for the second time. Mouse Guard: Fall 1152. Just a thought, when you all move in, aren't you supposed to be putting the bed frames together? LOL

Hammie-ninja-school. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: *wonders if Cheesemaster will buy this*

:( :( ...Why couldn't I find that? o_O And yes, if my tech exp points get higher, I level up, and make such a widget, I will give it to you so you'll know when you're on. xD That would be great. I would like to be able to tell when I am on, so that I can figure out how to hide from you. LOL You can't hide from me! I'm everywhere and everything! *thinks... to distract Hoops, Horatio takes his plane, gets a flight instructor and sends Hoops off on a year's worth of flying lessons* Hooray! Now you can't move as fast! x3 I still have the helicopter! Oh, dang... Did I ever tell you that I would be EXTRA distracted if I had both plane and helicopter lessons? *adds helicopter lessons to the flying lessons to keep Hoops EXTRA distracted* xD You're cool, Horatio. How've you been recently, amigo? I am not sure! My village of hammy friends has doubled! Just for a little bit, though. As for other things, nothing is new, just studying. UCK!!!

Received your story. I really, REALLY love it. I wish it was 400 pages.

:( :( ...Why couldn't I find that? o_O And yes, if my tech exp points get higher, I level up, and make such a widget, I will give it to you so you'll know when you're on. xD That would be great. I would like to be able to tell when I am on, so that I can figure out how to hide from you. LOL You can't hide from me! I'm everywhere and everything! *thinks... to distract Hoops, Horatio takes his plane, gets a flight instructor and sends Hoops off on a year's worth of flying lessons* Hooray! Now you can't move as fast! x3 I still have the helicopter! Oh, dang... Did I ever tell you that I would be EXTRA distracted if I had both plane and helicopter lessons? *adds helicopter lessons to the flying lessons to keep Hoops EXTRA distracted*

celine dion = elton's stage-buddy in vegas... but soon she will be replaced by bette middler i think...... Bette Midler and Elton John ?!?!? I would love to see those two together!!!!!!! I like Bette Midler and think she would be fabulous with Elton John!!!!!

:( :( ...Why couldn't I find that? o_O And yes, if my tech exp points get higher, I level up, and make such a widget, I will give it to you so you'll know when you're on. xD That would be great. I would like to be able to tell when I am on, so that I can figure out how to hide from you. LOL You can't hide from me! I'm everywhere and everything! *thinks... to distract Hoops, Horatio takes his plane, gets a flight instructor and sends Hoops off on a year's worth of flying lessons* Hooray! Now you can't move as fast! x3 I still have the helicopter!

Geez, if I didn't know any better I'd say you are a 13-year-old girl who my friends and I call dhalai. Because you're really acting like her. You and your praise... D: I don't like praise. Ever. I do these songs because they're a way to get my thoughts out into the open, not because I'm looking for love and adoration and praise. In fact sometimes I feel insulted if I get praise that completely overlooks the whole point of the song and the lyrics. XD;; I can't get no satisfaction. *listens to The Rolling Stones singing "I can't get no... * A girl??????????? I am a male hamster, through and through!!! Okay, so I may be blonde and do some dumb stuff... but a 13 year old dhalai????? Seriously, I always look at the message first, then the delivery. I do apologize if you are uncomfortable about praise. It's not so much uncomfortable as thinking that I don't deserve it and then getting annoyed when people insist that I do. That is understandable.

Thanks. =D I do appreciate it. Im writing some other endings right now, but see a good outcome in about all of them. D= and cant decide which to be official.] [ I can always make an ending poll for you. ]

I don't like White Castle ~gags~ It makes me sick along with rootbeer Rootbeer makes you sick? Interesting. Yes rootbeer is evil. It first happened back in Texas I went to jack in the box with some friends ~wants tacos now~ and I ordered a small rootbeer then when we got back to my house I threw up and all I had was the rootbeer. and a couple of weeks ago livvie came over and we didn't have anything but rootbeer and I had forgotten about the jack in the box incident, so later that night i got sick. My life pretty much stinks. I miss drinking rootbeer I can't even have rootbeer floats ~curls up in fetal postion and rocks back and forth~ Aw. Thanks. Well I have my comfort food so I'm okay now. Tacos are yummy! Yeah I made my mom get me some I'm not a huge fan of tacos. Chicken fingers are good though, I just ate some. And the pizza in our dining hall is good. That's pretty much all I eat. And ramen. *thinks about the innards of young humans* I would die if I ate all that grease! LOL It's actually not too bad. Grease does bad things to me too. This morning I went to the job fair, and wrote my name down for student painter, and event set-up staff. Hopefully i'll get at least one of the two. I would like the student painter job. Just think how much fun it would be to paint students. *wonders if I get to pick the colours*

[i had not noticed the recurring theme. Now that you point it out, I do not see any meaning in this, just the story line. I do have one question, your mother and sisters are still alive, aren't they? ] [Yeah, my immediate family here is all fine and dandy. I dont know where I may have gotten the idea to write that kind of thing in the stories, it just happened without me realizing it until then.] [ Ssssshhhhh. I don't think anyone else noticed. I didn't. Your stories are just great even though you are killing off the female side of the species. ]

Geez, if I didn't know any better I'd say you are a 13-year-old girl who my friends and I call dhalai. Because you're really acting like her. You and your praise... D: I don't like praise. Ever. I do these songs because they're a way to get my thoughts out into the open, not because I'm looking for love and adoration and praise. In fact sometimes I feel insulted if I get praise that completely overlooks the whole point of the song and the lyrics. XD;; I can't get no satisfaction. *listens to The Rolling Stones singing "I can't get no... * A girl??????????? I am a male hamster, through and through!!! Okay, so I may be blonde and do some dumb stuff... but a 13 year old dhalai????? Seriously, I always look at the message first, then the delivery. I do apologize if you are uncomfortable about praise.