Horatio

Needs some fixin' up. A-like so. Win. *waits for Toto to appear to see her reaction* *continues waiting for Toto to appear* Dude she just disapeared. I can still hope. Totototototoooooooooooooooo!

Why would you want to see my hair infront of my face? lol Lol I have pics like that but just dont have the um cord to upload them. Well, I am in Memphis at the moment, I will FedEx cords to your cage. Then there will be no excuses. My aunt is moving to Memphis, and next summer, my whole family is going down to see her. Woo. =D What can you do there? You are asking the wrong hamster. The only thing I do is go to Shelby Farms which is a really big park. The City of Memphis is in the process of destroying the most wonderful park I have ever seen. It was 4500 acres, but because the City Government has mismanaged their money, such as buying each employee an SUV, they are planning on selling off parts of the part to developers, but if they can't do that, then they will just build roads through it. *cries* As you can see, I am not a big fan of the city of Memphis. But to answer your question, you can go to the mall. There is Beale Street, which is downtown, jazz, blues, lots of music. There is Elvis's house. Ummmm, let's see, there is the Pink Palace, a museum. I am sure there is lots more, but you have to give me an idea of what you like.

We want pictures! Just letting you know in advance so there are no excuses.

How fantastic you look!!!!!!!!!! I thought your dress was black, but it is even more beautiful now that I see you in the light. How exciting. Your hair looks great like that. Just for the record I did tell you that the dress was navy-ish. :blush: I missed that.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan. My spleen has suddenly erupted with Diet Dr. Pepper which made me just sorta die. illudium Q-36 space [AWND AHNULD SWATZAHNAYGEH] modulator with bugs got Ninja-Pirate'd Joey-Ramone-ishly fish. Monkey bread. George Thorogood and. Weird periods are taking over the entire entity of Invader Zim's friend frederbob the magnificent Loveded The Piggy until it died. We had bacon. Floor Made Sammiches. Floor gained exp. Floor Level Up! Original Campsoup Labels! I have pink Jeff Andonuts! So I ate them. Homestar, CoachZ, StrongBad all had to find cow poo and eat it. Great Jearb. Earthbound danced to the Catnip Ninjas song while - Kat - was

How fantastic you look!!!!!!!!!! I thought your dress was black, but it is even more beautiful now that I see you in the light. How exciting. Your hair looks great like that.

Please delete quotes when replying on this topic. Thanks. Horatio

What a beautiful corsage!! The problem is that your photos are coming over too large. Go back into your photo program and when you export the picture, look for a much smaller size and you will be able to upload them all.

I love that pic!!! The glasses are stellar!

It is okay that you are getting lonely, because today you almost got me killed. (Well, a bit of an exaggeration.) Anyway, I was taking a nice, relaxing morning ride and just riding along looking around when I see this billboard of Elton John and some radio announcer. Well, I almost got into an accident because this took me by surprise and you popped into my head. LOL I had to stare at it for a bit and the guy behind me was quite miffed that I would slow when he thought I should be racing to the next traffic light. Anyway, you, and a billboard-sized Elton, were in my thoughts this morning. I would have attached a picture, but my camera is in Memphis and I am in Florida. OMG! i am going to have this on my conscience now. im so sorry....i hope you're OK! and what is ur camera doing in memphis? thanks for telling me! ~Liz I went up there for two weeks and returned to Florida a few days ago. I work in Memphis and live in Florida. that's a bit of a commute..let me go google map it!....at least 300 miles to the FL border, if i am estimating right! Google Cocoa, FL 32922 to Germantown, TN 38138. If it asks you for which Germantown in TN, pick the one in Shelby County. Using the zip code in the first query will give you the exact town. *~*THA GRAWND EELOOZHUN*~*THA FAHNEEL KAWT*~* HEWAYSHEEOH. YEW SHULD STAWP GEEVING YEWR ADREAYS AWT. AYE WEEL FYND YEW. HAW. HAW. *~*THA SYKAHDELEEK LOOAOW*~*THA ASTRAHNAHMEE DAWMEEN*~* Good luck. Hamsters can hide well.

It is okay that you are getting lonely, because today you almost got me killed. (Well, a bit of an exaggeration.) Anyway, I was taking a nice, relaxing morning ride and just riding along looking around when I see this billboard of Elton John and some radio announcer. Well, I almost got into an accident because this took me by surprise and you popped into my head. LOL I had to stare at it for a bit and the guy behind me was quite miffed that I would slow when he thought I should be racing to the next traffic light. Anyway, you, and a billboard-sized Elton, were in my thoughts this morning. I would have attached a picture, but my camera is in Memphis and I am in Florida. OMG! i am going to have this on my conscience now. im so sorry....i hope you're OK! and what is ur camera doing in memphis? thanks for telling me! ~Liz I went up there for two weeks and returned to Florida a few days ago. I work in Memphis and live in Florida. that's a bit of a commute..let me go google map it!....at least 300 miles to the FL border, if i am estimating right! Google Cocoa, FL 32922 to Germantown, TN 38138. If it asks you for which Germantown in TN, pick the one in Shelby County. Using the zip code in the first query will give you the exact town. 858 mi – about 13 hours 25 mins wow! surely you don't drive that every day! (Cocoa, Fl - sounds delicious!) Hot Cocoa, with whipped cream. Yum!!!

*waits*

It is okay that you are getting lonely, because today you almost got me killed. (Well, a bit of an exaggeration.) Anyway, I was taking a nice, relaxing morning ride and just riding along looking around when I see this billboard of Elton John and some radio announcer. Well, I almost got into an accident because this took me by surprise and you popped into my head. LOL I had to stare at it for a bit and the guy behind me was quite miffed that I would slow when he thought I should be racing to the next traffic light. Anyway, you, and a billboard-sized Elton, were in my thoughts this morning. I would have attached a picture, but my camera is in Memphis and I am in Florida. OMG! i am going to have this on my conscience now. im so sorry....i hope you're OK! and what is ur camera doing in memphis? thanks for telling me! ~Liz I went up there for two weeks and returned to Florida a few days ago. I work in Memphis and live in Florida. that's a bit of a commute..let me go google map it!....at least 300 miles to the FL border, if i am estimating right! Google Cocoa, FL 32922 to Germantown, TN 38138. If it asks you for which Germantown in TN, pick the one in Shelby County. Using the zip code in the first query will give you the exact town.

No, not girly at all. It sounds like you really had the time-of-your-life.

Now you know why I am not a shopper! Yeah. Shopping's not so fun when you don't really like what you're looking at. Plus I had to get pants and shoes (as well as jackets and shirts) and it's really hard to find pants and shoes that fit me properly. Today, aside from class and food, I took a long nap and went to yoga. We have a new yoga instructor this year, but she seems alright. I love shopping!!! Today is homecoming and my dress is gorgeous I'll post a picture and my shoes are really awesome. And me and megan are friends again so to celebrate my mom took us out shopping!!!!! so yeah I'm really happy I'm estatic. Woo!!! only 8 hours and 30 minutes to homecoming!!!!!!!!! Awesome! So far, today looks like it's going to be pretty boring. Which means there's a good chance we'll get bored enough to do something stupid. *waits for the 'did something stupid story'* We haven't done much yet, aside from Dave's consuming excessive amounts of caffeine at Starbucks. I sent Marius some ringtones he wanted, and sent some others I came across to people I know who would like them. And that was pretty much it. Now I'm waiting for Dave's music to finish copying to my hard drive (might take a few hours) and for my laundry to be done. With all the caffeine Dave had, perhaps you ought to give him your laundry. He might be up all night. lol nah, although I did order him to drink a bottle of water. And I'm happy to say that both laundry and file copying are done. Somehow file copying can take up lots of time. Laundry is not the favorite chore on my list. Well, now that is done, you can have some fun today. yup! Although I've got some homework that I should probably do today. I'll get to it eventually. You have a great ability to manage your time, so I am certain you will be able to enjoy the day and get your homework done.

~gags~ how can you eat that!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!??? By putting it on my food, putting that food in my mouth, chewing, and swallowing. ~annoyed face~ No duh. I can't stand guac. I'm with Glowurm... I love guacamole!!!! UGH. You're making me sick. I'm hungry again. that's the third time today. That's okay. You can eat many little meals and that is better than sitting down to three big ones. DUDE HOMECOMING WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUN!!!!! Glad to hear you had a great time!!!!! Iposted about it in my hair topic. I hope you posted a full length picture.

It is okay that you are getting lonely, because today you almost got me killed. (Well, a bit of an exaggeration.) Anyway, I was taking a nice, relaxing morning ride and just riding along looking around when I see this billboard of Elton John and some radio announcer. Well, I almost got into an accident because this took me by surprise and you popped into my head. LOL I had to stare at it for a bit and the guy behind me was quite miffed that I would slow when he thought I should be racing to the next traffic light. Anyway, you, and a billboard-sized Elton, were in my thoughts this morning. I would have attached a picture, but my camera is in Memphis and I am in Florida. OMG! i am going to have this on my conscience now. im so sorry....i hope you're OK! and what is ur camera doing in memphis? thanks for telling me! ~Liz I went up there for two weeks and returned to Florida a few days ago. I work in Memphis and live in Florida.

Oh My Goodness, you look fabulous!!!!!!!!!! The black shoes. I am of the hammy school that says 'you don't wear white after labour day', plus the dress is black so I think the black shoes are much more elegant and classy. But that is from a male hammy point of view, The dress is Navy-ish and the "white" shoes are actually silver. OMG look at my toesies and I'm really bored that's why I have the shoes on. My vote is still with the black ones. I wore the black ones naturally. And we are still waiting for the full length picture!

~gags~ how can you eat that!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!??? By putting it on my food, putting that food in my mouth, chewing, and swallowing. ~annoyed face~ No duh. I can't stand guac. I'm with Glowurm... I love guacamole!!!! UGH. You're making me sick. I'm hungry again. that's the third time today. That's okay. You can eat many little meals and that is better than sitting down to three big ones. DUDE HOMECOMING WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUN!!!!! Glad to hear you had a great time!!!!!

*gives Topazia a really big hug* We have missed you. So much has been going on in your life. We are always here for you if you want to talk. Please stay in touch and let us know how you are doing. How is life with your fiance? Are you doing okay? I do hope you get back to drawing and writing. Take care of yourself please.

Now you know why I am not a shopper! Yeah. Shopping's not so fun when you don't really like what you're looking at. Plus I had to get pants and shoes (as well as jackets and shirts) and it's really hard to find pants and shoes that fit me properly. Today, aside from class and food, I took a long nap and went to yoga. We have a new yoga instructor this year, but she seems alright. I love shopping!!! Today is homecoming and my dress is gorgeous I'll post a picture and my shoes are really awesome. And me and megan are friends again so to celebrate my mom took us out shopping!!!!! so yeah I'm really happy I'm estatic. Woo!!! only 8 hours and 30 minutes to homecoming!!!!!!!!! Awesome! So far, today looks like it's going to be pretty boring. Which means there's a good chance we'll get bored enough to do something stupid. *waits for the 'did something stupid story'* We haven't done much yet, aside from Dave's consuming excessive amounts of caffeine at Starbucks. I sent Marius some ringtones he wanted, and sent some others I came across to people I know who would like them. And that was pretty much it. Now I'm waiting for Dave's music to finish copying to my hard drive (might take a few hours) and for my laundry to be done. With all the caffeine Dave had, perhaps you ought to give him your laundry. He might be up all night. lol nah, although I did order him to drink a bottle of water. And I'm happy to say that both laundry and file copying are done. Somehow file copying can take up lots of time. Laundry is not the favorite chore on my list. Well, now that is done, you can have some fun today.

Your story reminds me of a book called Tuesdays With Morrie.

Now you know why I am not a shopper! Yeah. Shopping's not so fun when you don't really like what you're looking at. Plus I had to get pants and shoes (as well as jackets and shirts) and it's really hard to find pants and shoes that fit me properly. Today, aside from class and food, I took a long nap and went to yoga. We have a new yoga instructor this year, but she seems alright. I love shopping!!! Today is homecoming and my dress is gorgeous I'll post a picture and my shoes are really awesome. And me and megan are friends again so to celebrate my mom took us out shopping!!!!! so yeah I'm really happy I'm estatic. Woo!!! only 8 hours and 30 minutes to homecoming!!!!!!!!! Awesome! So far, today looks like it's going to be pretty boring. Which means there's a good chance we'll get bored enough to do something stupid. *waits for the 'did something stupid story'* We haven't done much yet, aside from Dave's consuming excessive amounts of caffeine at Starbucks. I sent Marius some ringtones he wanted, and sent some others I came across to people I know who would like them. And that was pretty much it. Now I'm waiting for Dave's music to finish copying to my hard drive (might take a few hours) and for my laundry to be done. With all the caffeine Dave had, perhaps you ought to give him your laundry. He might be up all night.

~gags~ how can you eat that!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!??? By putting it on my food, putting that food in my mouth, chewing, and swallowing. ~annoyed face~ No duh. I can't stand guac. I'm with Glowurm... I love guacamole!!!! I don't love it. I like it. Especially on enchiladas and burritos! Oh, and have you ever had it on a cracker with some Italian sausage on it? Tastes DELICIOUS! Hot or mild Italian Sausage? I haven't tried it, but plan on doing so tomorrow! *hands Glowurm a piece of Campsoup's birthday cake* It is a great cake, hope you enjoy your slice.

[ Thank you for continuing, this story is so, so good! ]