Horatio

Yeah for Hoops!!!!!!!

I appreciate that.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pheasants are such beautiful birds. I'm not opposed to hunting. Over-hunting and cruelty, yes. *covers ears so not to hear*

I am sorry. I have been having a bad day. My bike broke down 50 miles away from home. It is fixed now, but I promised to get it up by Monday. Please bear with me. k thanks for the update! i understand. sorry about ur bike! doesnt it get hot biking around florida? i will wait patiently now! i am making every attempt to continue waiting patiently.... Please bear with me, I am overwhelmed at the moment.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pheasants are such beautiful birds.

It's never too late for a party! JESSE'S HAPPY HAMMY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY PARTY !!!!!!! *bakes a very special micicle cake for the party*

If you are referring to Clinton's plan, she has not included the insurance companies in her health plan. I do believe that good healthcare should be available to all, but I also believe that insurance companies need to put people before profits, something they are not doing at the present. That? National Healthcare? Hardly. That's just saying "You, poor people! Here is some money. Go spend it on Health insurance! Be grateful and vote Hillary in the primaries and national elections! Heil Clinton!" I'm talking the full "free at the point of use," government funded service here. Our and... Cuba's system basically. Curse Castro, he's making us seem like those awful communists you like to lynch Where you don't have to pay for treatment, prescription drugs are heavily subsidised, vaccinations are all state-funded and so on and so forth. Where you don't get chucked out on the street for not paying, where you don't have to go and sue in order to have Doctors accountable for their mistakes and you tend to live longer. No implicit judgement there. Is that possible given that the insurance companies are run by humans? Socialist medicine/healthcare will probably never happen here.

CHAPTER 1!!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan. My spleen has suddenly erupted with Diet Dr. Pepper which made me just sorta die. illudium Q-36 space [AWND AHNULD SWATZAHNAYGEH] modulator with bugs got Ninja-Pirate'd Joey-Ramone-ishly fish. Monkey bread. George Thorogood and. Weird periods are taking over the entire entity of Invader Zim's friend frederbob the magnificent Loveded The Piggy until it died. We had bacon. Floor Made Sammiches. Floor gained exp. Floor Level Up! Original Campsoup Labels! I have pink Jeff Andonuts! So I ate them. Homestar, CoachZ, StrongBad all had to find cow poo and eat it. Great Jearb. Earthbound danced to the Catnip Ninjas song while - Kat - was petting The Cheat, which then exploded. Johnny Cash sez, "spinning, multicolored lights ate Dr. Andonuts as he slept dreaming of sugarplum

What is it supposed to be. Don't take this offensivly, but it looks like a triple layered hula skirt. None taken. xD The 's, and ^'s are crocodiles/alligators coming for (H)oratio.in his //|H|\\ //|O|\\ //|L|\\ //|E|\\. *covers self in extra-thick ultra-spiked armour for protection, impervious to crocodile and alligator bites*

If you are referring to Clinton's plan, she has not included the insurance companies in her health plan. I do believe that good healthcare should be available to all, but I also believe that insurance companies need to put people before profits, something they are not doing at the present.

I popped into Jesse's topic just to get a quick update. I sure as heck didn't expect to see THIS sitting here. xD Thanks for the laugh, Horatio. x3 I hold each and every person that posts here very dear to my heart. Oh I feel so loved. along with the other like 10 people who still post here. I hope you do feel loved. We have a really great group of people who have become close friends. I know. I've known some of the people here longer than my close friends I know in person... Coming here always makes my heart smile.

cool i like this Exactly what I was thinking.

I popped into Jesse's topic just to get a quick update. I sure as heck didn't expect to see THIS sitting here. xD Thanks for the laugh, Horatio. x3 I hold each and every person that posts here very dear to my heart. Oh I feel so loved. along with the other like 10 people who still post here. I hope you do feel loved. We have a really great group of people who have become close friends.

you might be now. but not at the time of the post in question. you said uck, cause you don't wanna study for whatever you were. the airbus is interesting to you, and therefor you would enjoy studying it. (I should be a lawyer...) No, the Airbus has so many memory items. I have been studying the Airbus the entire time. My little hamster brain has just so much room and it does not have extra room for work related stuff. (something tells me you are hiding something. >.>; ) Ah, well, I'll go with it. For now. Don't be swayed so easily. Horatio can be evil...... at times..... *has a totally innocent look on my face* Me? Evil???

1. Reboot 2. Go to setup and turn off system sounds 3. ???? 4. Profit!! - OPTIONAL: Become an Hero You spend too much time on /b/. x3 OH DID YOU SEE THAT THING ON ANONYMOUS? Hilarious stuff. They actually made a news report on anonymous. I don't remember what network it was on, I just saw it while looking around on *chan. Anonymous is kind of a generalization seeing how its about 98.5% of /b/ population. but yeah, I think it was Fox 11 had an issue with the 'hackers on steroids' and they covered them hacking through various Myspace accounts, putting, uh, questionable imagery about, and making a bomb threat known well. And then a while back, there was another bomb threat from /b/ to happen on the morning of Sept 11th '07, in a highschool somewhere in Texas. Anon is too /b/ig for the internet. Tacgnol vs Longcat! ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY Anon is too /b/ig for everyone. They just can't handle the win. And tacgnol vs longcat..? I STILL SAY THEY WOULD BOTH BLOW UP AND BECOME AN HERO. Yeah. I need to lurk moar. Whatever. : A challenger appears! WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE (I love how Glowy-boy and I have gone on this tangent about photoshopped cats while everyone else is mourning the loss of Julian's awesome car. XD We feel for you, MW.) *hands Arkcher The Platinum Moon with Double Gold Star Award for excellence in creativity* I love that one!!!! I do appreciate it, but I didnt make that. n_n; (And should you be wondering who did, I have no idea.) Thanks for admitting you didn't make it. But, please keep the award anyway because you do come up with some really creative stuff that I miss giving you awards for.

Lauren, your poetry is getting better and better. I really like this one!!!!

:blush: Oh my !!!!!!!

1. Reboot 2. Go to setup and turn off system sounds 3. ???? 4. Profit!! - OPTIONAL: Become an Hero You spend too much time on /b/. x3 OH DID YOU SEE THAT THING ON ANONYMOUS? Hilarious stuff. They actually made a news report on anonymous. I don't remember what network it was on, I just saw it while looking around on *chan. Anonymous is kind of a generalization seeing how its about 98.5% of /b/ population. but yeah, I think it was Fox 11 had an issue with the 'hackers on steroids' and they covered them hacking through various Myspace accounts, putting, uh, questionable imagery about, and making a bomb threat known well. And then a while back, there was another bomb threat from /b/ to happen on the morning of Sept 11th '07, in a highschool somewhere in Texas. Anon is too /b/ig for the internet. Tacgnol vs Longcat! ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY Anon is too /b/ig for everyone. They just can't handle the win. And tacgnol vs longcat..? I STILL SAY THEY WOULD BOTH BLOW UP AND BECOME AN HERO. Yeah. I need to lurk moar. Whatever. : A challenger appears! WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE (I love how Glowy-boy and I have gone on this tangent about photoshopped cats while everyone else is mourning the loss of Julian's awesome car. XD We feel for you, MW.) *hands Arkcher The Platinum Moon with Double Gold Star Award for excellence in creativity* I love that one!!!!

You should. If nothing else for the experience of living somewhat on your own. Well, if all goes how my friend and I would like it, her and I would end up rooming together. And that would be amazingly fun. As long as you get into the same college, you should be able to room together. There's usually a space in the housing application to request your specific roomie. WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????? Colleges allow guys and girls to room together in the same room? I can understand a co-ed dorm, but co-ed roomies????? *falls over in shock* Don't worry, you can trust us. xD Yeah, right.

How? What happened? Can you fix it? I did some stuff that I would nottt have done had I been sober. Anyway.. I'm getting a MacBook, finally. Okay, so, anyway. Well, my house is all pre-wired for the internet and I have a wired router. To get wireless on my laptop, would I have to get a whole new wireless router for the whole house? If you house is prewired for internet, I believe that you might have to spend for an airport (wireless router) that sends the signal to your computer. Your new laptop should have the airport capability to receive the signal, but you would have to attach the wired router to the airport. Perhaps someone else knows more than I do and can help you better.

*runs back to look* :blush: :blush:

try six... :closedeyes: anyone remember who i might be referring to? ~Liz I have a guess. guess away. ho-ra-ti-ooooooooo..... Y - e - e - e - e - s - s - s - s - s - s.... I don't think my guess is right. I need to rethink it. Please give me another clue. he has red hair. Now I have to rethink this.

I am sorry. I have been having a bad day. My bike broke down 50 miles away from home. It is fixed now, but I promised to get it up by Monday. Please bear with me.

You should. If nothing else for the experience of living somewhat on your own. Well, if all goes how my friend and I would like it, her and I would end up rooming together. And that would be amazingly fun. As long as you get into the same college, you should be able to room together. There's usually a space in the housing application to request your specific roomie. WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????? Colleges allow guys and girls to room together in the same room? I can understand a co-ed dorm, but co-ed roomies????? *falls over in shock*

Yeah! It's fixed and back home. The starter wire somehow was caught underneath the throttle and the movement severed the starter wire. It's good now!!!!! The BMW shop had never seen that one before.