Horatio

What were you doing out in such a wind? Plumerias... I was thinking frangipanis. Now I have to look up the plumeria. We have a yellow frangipani in the back yard. I would really love to have a pink one. The smell luscious. Haha, I was helping my family pick them up out of the street so they wouldn't be dangerous for other people. I looked it up, I think they're the same plant. I have yellows, pinks, and the deep magenta looking ones. Researched it... they are the same. Deep magenta???? I want some of those. They would look so pretty and we don't have deep magenta.

It appears so. xD Anywho, my cat Danzig isn't neutered. But my other cat Willow is spayed. Does Danzig go outside? Nope. That's wonderful. He will live a lot longer inside.

I was waiting for a good place to introduce my character in your newest RP, and then you all stopped.

Granted, I will make a wish, except you are going to have to grant wishes 24 hours a day and you will have to act them out on stage. I wish that I would not get my new dirt bike dirty.

Actually tyres is an equally correct spelling. Check Merriam-Webster.

CHAPTER 1!!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan. My spleen has suddenly erupted with Diet Dr. Pepper which made me just sorta die. illudium Q-36 space [AWND AHNULD SWATZAHNAYGEH] modulator with bugs got Ninja-Pirate'd Joey-Ramone-ishly fish. Monkey bread. George Thorogood and. Weird periods are taking over the entire entity of Invader Zim's friend frederbob the magnificent Loveded The Piggy until it died. We had bacon. Floor Made Sammiches. Floor gained exp. Floor Level Up! Original Campsoup Labels! I have pink Jeff Andonuts! So I ate them. Homestar, CoachZ, StrongBad all had to find cow poo and eat it. Great Jearb. Earthbound danced to the Catnip Ninjas song while - Kat - was petting The Cheat, which then exploded. Johnny Cash sez, "spinning, multicolored lights ate Dr. Andonuts as he slept dreaming of sugarplum, and saltplum, too. Also his son. Then he awoke to something else, which was quite amazing because he

We have them hooked up to concert speakers. You can hear us.

Reving an old topic.... yay gina! i also haven't seen her in ages. since like february i think. ~Liz You 'stumped' me with this revival.

I would suppose that means you keep about the same hair length, usually. My hair switches from long to short every couple of years. And yeah, JF, I get that, too. Is your hair also very thick? XD Yeah, my hair is insanely thick. Hm....I might have a good picture to explain it..... I put my hair in pigtails. Each half is about the size of one ponytail on a normal person. My hair is also pretty frizzy. My hair's been cut short a few times, which is nice because it's easier to manage, but it makes me look kinda like a boy (keep in mind that in addition to my lack of womanly figure, I don't wear makeup, don't have pierced ears, and often wear non-gender-specific clothes ). I'm so jealous of really thick hair. My fur is really, really, REALLY thin and one ponytail looks like I have a rat tail.

I would suppose that means you keep about the same hair length, usually. My hair switches from long to short every couple of years. And yeah, JF, I get that, too. Is your hair also very thick? XD Actually trimming the split ends makes my fur grow and grow and grow. To keep it the same length, I have to cut an inch or more off every four months or so.

What were you doing out in such a wind? Plumerias... I was thinking frangipanis. Now I have to look up the plumeria. We have a yellow frangipani in the back yard. I would really love to have a pink one. The smell luscious.

A curious wolf is a good thing. Just as long as you aren't hungry.

Yeah. Eight or nine guys who think I'm a guy. Just wait until I show up. Hahaha excellent. I've had numerous occasions on the internet where people thought I was a guy When you use the screen name Horatio... it is almost a given that they won't thing anything else.

My fur is trimmed 1/8th of an inch every three weeks.

We had three Sago Palms and they got some sort of disease. They are nice when they are low to the ground, as they get taller I don't really care for them. Plus... down here they are ultra expensive. My favorite is the Bismarck Palm. Plumerias... we have them down here, but I can't remember what they look like. In the picture I took, the space between the fronds were sort of heart-shaped.

Yeah. Eight or nine guys who think I'm a guy. Just wait until I show up.

Don't know what that is, but I did get a nice picture of the cabbage palm by the river.

We have something called the 'cabbage palm' and if you don't cut off the sprouts with the seeds, you are in soooooooooo much trouble. A million of those little guys pop up.

I was at the BMW motorcycle shop waiting while my bike was being serviced. In the meantime, this bike appeared and when I went out to look it over, here is what I saw. Then after a closer look...

No.

So... how long is the drive between the two schools??? I do believe your van will be making lots and lots of trips. Somewhere between 4 and 5 hours, depending on traffic. If traffic is bad enough, it can take a lot longer than that. I don't really mind driving though. And yes, I do plan on visiting him a few times, and hopefully with my own car instead of the van. Dad needs to fix it. Plan on the van... I don't believe your father will get your car fixed before your first trip to see Phil. Five hours... piece of cake. I'm doing four plus one way for breakfast, then four plus back. And we all know you won't be coming back the same day.

True. And this morning, I just bought a second bike. Another pretty black one. A DRZ400S. For dirt riding. Here is a picture of it loaded on the truck with the replacement tyres. Ooh, looks like fun! And random ADD comment: PALM TREES! XD k I'm done now. I'll send you some... PALM TREES. They multiply worse than rabbits.

Very, very good!

True. And this morning, I just bought a second bike. Another pretty black one. A DRZ400S. For dirt riding. Here is a picture of it loaded on the truck with the replacement tyres.

That's a really terrific picture. I just love black and white. Yeah, black&white cool. I had the camera on a tripod at the time, so I was able to take pics without flash without them being blurry. ~Liz Nice. Your mother is really talented and has taught you to take great phototgraphs. Yeah, she's pretty cool. ~Liz Not only cool, but really talented. What a great combination.