Horatio

Try working your entire life nocturnally. If your entire life is lived nocturnally I'm sure it's fine, but I'm pretty sure LE has classes and such during the day time. Well, actually we don't live totally nocturnally... we flip-flop back and forth between night - day. Perhaps LifesEagles classes are afternoon and evening ones... but I don't think she could be that lucky.

D: well. well. well. make another one, and people will decide which is cooler. You do that and war will be inevitable. If you want to keep the universe as you know it, DO NOT COPY MEH.

... D: I DONT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS. *gets out a wooden mallet to help Arkcher think a little better*

*flies to England and purchases a pair of shoes exactly like LifesEagle's for - Kat -, then FedExes them to her*

I'll only prey on the slow ones. Fish is too hard to catch. I'm one of those eagles that miraculously manages to pick up entire sheep with my talons and fly off with them. I'll stick with cod liver oil. Sheep make a much better dinner. Rodents are like hors d'oeurves. You would have to work too hard to fill your stomach. Not if I have one of those sushi bar conveyor belts. Then the mice will keep on coming! LOL LOL *hands LifesEagle The Double Gold Star Award* You definitely earned an award for that thought. Thank you! *holds with pride* Now I have a real craving for sushi... but it's 1am. Maybe I'll go chasing the neighbourhood cats. Please capture all those felines before they terrorize any more of my relatives. You mean the PESTS? Pests? Never. I would consider spiders as pests. Nooo, they're friendly! Though one of my flatmates hates them and a massive one has a web just above our flat door so I put a post-it on the door telling her to look up and she freaked out. Evil eagle!!! It's interesting that we're talking about spiders because my last 24 hours have been full of them. The story goes that yesterday I noticed that there were an awful lot of flies in our block's stairwell: and I mean a LOT of flies. Every time I opened my flat door they'd get into the flat hallway and eventually into the kitchen and I wasn't too keen on that (they were also the "non-flying" type that don't fly away if you bat your hand at them). So I went out, bought some fly spray and went up and down the stairs of my block spraying at them. Unfortunately, in doing this I noticed that I was agitating the spiders, and boy were there a lot of them. I didn't really want to harm them because they are clearly a GOOD thing in a block full of flies so I went back to my flat and helped put up some decorations/clean the ENTIRE kitchen on my own ( I felt so guilty for disturbing the poor spiders. On the plus side, our flat looks sufficiently festive... though we MAY have gone over the top. I would have hated that a black HUGE spider was on the loose, I would have left rather rapidly! Your flat looks terrific... no, you didn't go over the top. I had a dream the night after the spider incident that thre were spiders EVERYWHERE. Annoying little things. We did in the kitchen! It's a Christmas nightmare in there. Pictures coming soon. *waits for kitchen pictures*

Try working your entire life nocturnally.

Changing history might be interesting. What did you have in mind?

I have a friend of mine who is an inventor and he has been unbelievably successful. Good luck inventing!!!

[ Outstanding! I'm in agreement with Arkcher... this could definitely go somewhere. ]

I did.

So today was an interesting day. It started out that I was riding from Orlando to Memphis for work and the airplane broke. So, I ended up flying with one of the other pilot's from Orlando to Memphis. That was how we helped solve what could have been a big problem.

[ I agree!!! ]

No, I have not had the pleasure. Glad to hear you liked it.

Next time, I can save you the flight over, just send the money directly to me and I will spend it for you.

I'll only prey on the slow ones. Fish is too hard to catch. I'm one of those eagles that miraculously manages to pick up entire sheep with my talons and fly off with them. I'll stick with cod liver oil. Sheep make a much better dinner. Rodents are like hors d'oeurves. You would have to work too hard to fill your stomach. Not if I have one of those sushi bar conveyor belts. Then the mice will keep on coming! LOL LOL *hands LifesEagle The Double Gold Star Award* You definitely earned an award for that thought. Thank you! *holds with pride* Now I have a real craving for sushi... but it's 1am. Maybe I'll go chasing the neighbourhood cats. Please capture all those felines before they terrorize any more of my relatives. You mean the PESTS? Pests? Never. I would consider spiders as pests. Nooo, they're friendly! Though one of my flatmates hates them and a massive one has a web just above our flat door so I put a post-it on the door telling her to look up and she freaked out. Evil eagle!!! It's interesting that we're talking about spiders because my last 24 hours have been full of them. The story goes that yesterday I noticed that there were an awful lot of flies in our block's stairwell: and I mean a LOT of flies. Every time I opened my flat door they'd get into the flat hallway and eventually into the kitchen and I wasn't too keen on that (they were also the "non-flying" type that don't fly away if you bat your hand at them). So I went out, bought some fly spray and went up and down the stairs of my block spraying at them. Unfortunately, in doing this I noticed that I was agitating the spiders, and boy were there a lot of them. I didn't really want to harm them because they are clearly a GOOD thing in a block full of flies so I went back to my flat and helped put up some decorations/clean the ENTIRE kitchen on my own ( I felt so guilty for disturbing the poor spiders. On the plus side, our flat looks sufficiently festive... though we MAY have gone over the top. I would have hated that a black HUGE spider was on the loose, I would have left rather rapidly! Your flat looks terrific... no, you didn't go over the top.

:wacko:

*watches from the shadows*

You sound more responsible than many adults.

Chicago really loved having you visit!!! Did you go home with an empty wallet?

I'll only prey on the slow ones. Fish is too hard to catch. I'm one of those eagles that miraculously manages to pick up entire sheep with my talons and fly off with them. I'll stick with cod liver oil. Sheep make a much better dinner. Rodents are like hors d'oeurves. You would have to work too hard to fill your stomach. Not if I have one of those sushi bar conveyor belts. Then the mice will keep on coming! LOL LOL *hands LifesEagle The Double Gold Star Award* You definitely earned an award for that thought. Thank you! *holds with pride* Now I have a real craving for sushi... but it's 1am. Maybe I'll go chasing the neighbourhood cats. Please capture all those felines before they terrorize any more of my relatives. You mean the PESTS? Pests? Never. I would consider spiders as pests. Nooo, they're friendly! Though one of my flatmates hates them and a massive one has a web just above our flat door so I put a post-it on the door telling her to look up and she freaked out. Evil eagle!!!

You sound pretty responsible. That, I believe is a major part of alcohol consumption... drinking in moderation.

And I thought you might have to add a little black to the mix when you use the word decay.

You know, if you gave that a philosophical name, you could make a million dollars off it. Its sad cause its true. *tries to think of a really catchy philosophical name*