Changing history might be interesting. What did you have in mind?
Hmm, let's see... they find an old piece of parchment from around 100 BC that states that a London-based eagle is to inherit the universe. That would INDEED be good news!
Ummm... I'm not so sure.
Wanna bet? I'm gonna rule the world one day, you'll see.
And you think rodents should be honoured not eaten... is this correct?
Honoured only in the sense that they are the staple foodstuff.
*starts making disguises for all rodents*
This should help.