Horatio

I work in the land of Elvis. Don't you really want one of those black velvet artistic portraits of the king himself, adorned with fake jewels, glitter and shiny colours? I have this. My best friend gave it to me for Christmas. Oh my goodness... that picture is HUGE!!!!!!!! I know, right? I'm having a big problem finding somewhere to put it. As my mum said when she drove me up yesteday, "At least you have a handsome man in your room!" Your mother has a great sense of humour!!! Nah, she's just Brazilian and therefore THINKS she's funny. Do you speak Portuguese?

Flo probably did not want to leave the barn, but after she did, she enjoyed breathing in the crisp cold air and it invigorated her. Hope you had good gloves. One of the horses kept on spooking another horse and they were the two in front of me in the line when we were in the lesson, so Flo was getting a bit jumpy/didn't listen to what I said. I have riding gloves and now I have jods, a new hat, crop and riding gloves I look the part! All I need is a Puffa jacket and I'll look the real equestrian type. You will look too good to fall off. I've fallen off once already and it wasn't nice. At all. Then my mum freaked out and has been funny about me riding ever since. :closedeyes: I've fallen off just like you. And yes... ouch it hurts. Hamsters have the fur to protect them and can absorb the shock of a fall, but it is still painful. One thing I do know... never look down when you are getting ready to take a jump.

WHAAAAAATTTTTTTTT? You are wearing Jesse's picture on the front of your dress? Have you a signed release? Are you paying him for the rights to use his face? To be fair, I don't know if it's a timber wolf. It's called "Nighthunter", though. Are you trying to escape paying royalties? LOL

Not actually pregnant. Baby birds are a nightmare to look after... few! And those flying lessons are so expensive... We can cut down on the expense of flying lessons... I'll teach them. I now have the mental image of little baby eagles with aviation goggles and scarves fluttering in the wind. Exactly. I like that image. Now for me to get the new art program. Then I could draw their pictures.

:unsure: Oooooooooooooo-kay. The fleebits in my mind tell me to eat live kittens. SHOOBEBOOP. Live kittens are okay. Just not rodents. Changed my mind: rodents a la mode it is! *has all rodents roll in manure to side-track eagles* Tee hee... joke's on you, I bet that smells awful! At least you won't eat us. And we take a ferret shower... we just cover up the manure smell with Coco parfum.

I want to go with you!!! We have some of my cousins trying to sneak into the house in the middle of the night, so I had to pull out the dishwasher, stuff steel wool in their hole and then find any other back door that was open. Will they be shocked tonight when they try and sneak in.

Flo probably did not want to leave the barn, but after she did, she enjoyed breathing in the crisp cold air and it invigorated her. Hope you had good gloves. One of the horses kept on spooking another horse and they were the two in front of me in the line when we were in the lesson, so Flo was getting a bit jumpy/didn't listen to what I said. I have riding gloves and now I have jods, a new hat, crop and riding gloves I look the part! All I need is a Puffa jacket and I'll look the real equestrian type. You will look too good to fall off.

WHAAAAAATTTTTTTTT? You are wearing Jesse's picture on the front of your dress? Have you a signed release? Are you paying him for the rights to use his face?

Not actually pregnant. Baby birds are a nightmare to look after... few! And those flying lessons are so expensive... We can cut down on the expense of flying lessons... I'll teach them.

Flo probably did not want to leave the barn, but after she did, she enjoyed breathing in the crisp cold air and it invigorated her. Hope you had good gloves.

PREGNANT???? *watches LifesEagle's eating very, very closely* I want Friendly's Butter Crunch Ice Cream with Belgian chocolate jimmies.

You need to do that before you see Phil. lol it's been too cold for sandals, so he won't see them anyways You wear shoes in the house??? Not usually, but I leave my socks on after I take my shoes off. Oh. I thought you might have worn slippers and then your toes would show.

If the guy is smart... the answer to that question is always... NO! But then he gets in trouble for not being honest. It's a no-win situation! I feel so bad for guys who are subjected to that..... I mean seriously, like any guy in his right mind would want his girl to think she's fat. And Phil I think tends to worry about messing up in some way or another. It's kinda cute really, knowing that he cares so much about how I feel, but a touch frustrating when I want his honest opinion about something lol. No, he is being totally honest. In "his" eyes the female asking the question, is not fat. I know a colleague who is seriously obese. Her boyfriend looks at her. thinks she is the most beautiful lady in the world and that she is NOT fat. *screeeeeammmmm* And he is being totally honest. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Some guys will never be totally honest when you are asking a fashion, body, looks question.

You need to do that before you see Phil. lol it's been too cold for sandals, so he won't see them anyways You wear shoes in the house???

O RLY! Yea...DEFINITELY legal downloads...yea... Yea... right.

If the guy is smart... the answer to that question is always... NO!

You need to do that before you see Phil.

The worst part is that when it warmed up, it melted some of the snow and ice and now that will re-freeze and make driving treacherous. We had ice storms two years in a row here. the first year it was so bad, the tree in my driveway was being weighed down by ice and we had to park at the school. A lot of my friends lost power. I didn't have internets connection. I only lost power for one day, I was playing Mario Party and my TV turned off suddenly and I found out the power was out, so me, my brother, and his friends who were over went into the attic and played Game Boy. But it was pretty awesome because we missed school obviously. You are looking at the bright side of a bad situation.

Awful. Truly awful.

O RLY!

B-O-R-I-N-G-G-G-G-G. HOW TO MAKE NAIL PAINTING FUN: Make nail polish out of poison, like the lady in Holes. Or blood. Get the blood yourself. *gets sick at the thought of getting the blood myself* *faints*

The worst part is that when it warmed up, it melted some of the snow and ice and now that will re-freeze and make driving treacherous.

Okay... here I am talking to myself again. Back in the land of Elvis and happy to have left Rochester to the approaching snowstorm. One of my little hammy friends is feeling a little under the weather. So, I have to make a visit to the vet. Hope he gets better soon.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not being a fish tank owner, I would have thought you would have had some sort of top on the tank, that would prevent this from happening. *sends a red rose to Mega Wolf to put on the grave of the tequila guppy*

I had to look up Pikachu to remember how to draw him. By the end of the meme my hand was really tired! Eagles have hands?