I work in the land of Elvis. Don't you really want one of those black velvet artistic portraits of the king himself, adorned with fake jewels, glitter and shiny colours?
I have this. My best friend gave it to me for Christmas.
Oh my goodness... that picture is HUGE!!!!!!!!
I know, right? I'm having a big problem finding somewhere to put it. As my mum said when she drove me up yesteday, "At least you have a handsome man in your room!"
Your mother has a great sense of humour!!!
Nah, she's just Brazilian and therefore THINKS she's funny.
Do you speak Portuguese?
She never taught me, which my extended family thinks is a shame. I know a few phrases because my dad learnt Portuguese before they got married and sometimes they speak in "Portoocheese" as I call it (especially when arguing ). I might be going to do some charity work in Brazil this sumemr so I'll definately be learning some when I go out there!
Go, go, go to Brazil!!!!!!!!
And I expect you to be fluent when you return!
As far as your father... see what love will get you to do?