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  1. *GRABS LIFESEAGLE, ATTACHES MARSHMALLOWS TO HER WINGS AND GUMMY BEARS TO EACH ONE OF HER TALONS*
  2. Horatio

    Jesse's topic

    There's only one species of bird worth saving, let me remind you. And that would be... ummm let me think... I know... that would be the sparrow.
  3. Don't. We love you with your make-up. It is just that I have this little hammy soap-box and every now and then I have to get up on it and make lots of noise. So, don't listen to me. I am just ranting.
  4. I should have. The tiny terrorists who were running around the hotel, evading the hotel security, were the problem. They were making just enough noise to be louder than what my earplugs could block. Ouch...not cool. I am going to go to piano lessons. I'm working on Funeral For a Friend. ~Liz Very, very nice! I love that song.
  5. *PUTS OUT A BOWL OF CATNIP TO ATTRACT - KAT -, FINDS DAVID GILMOUR TO CATCH MUSHROOM_KING AND GETS AN ORIGINAL FENDER STRATOCASTER TO LURE ARKCHER* *NOW TO STOP THE JELLO-BENDING*
  6. I don't paint my nails or wear makeup anymore. Especially not after I cut my hair. Because with my hair as short as it is now, if I wore makeup..eh, you can imagine the rest. I don't wear makeup...ever. Except if I'm in a play & I have to. I don't really wear nail polish either. ~Liz Outstanding that you don't wear make-up. Make-up is such a waste of money. I couldn't wear make-up if I tried... it would get in my fur. Thanks...I figure, if someone is only going to like me if I change how I look, they're kind of superficial. ~Liz You sound like my mother. (Which is good.) She had a similar saying that you wanted someone to like you for who you really were, not the person behind the make-up. So, I have never spent money on make-up. Besides, I don't like the way it would make my fur ucky. I remember, after one of the school plays (Bye Bye Birdie I think) someone had put waterproof mascara on me and I was having an awful time trying to get it off. Too much trouble. ~Liz Exactly.
  7. I should have. The tiny terrorists who were running around the hotel, evading the hotel security, were the problem. They were making just enough noise to be louder than what my earplugs could block.
  8. Horatio

    My place. :)

    No... you were in a bad mood for a very good reason... Phil was gone and you were missing him.
  9. FOOOOOOOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!! *RUNS AND GETS THE REDDI WHIP CANS TO INTENSIFY THE FUN* RUN SOME LAPS IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING THIS REDDIWHIP PASTELVADER IS WATCHING YOU *THROWS ARKCHER A CASE OF REDDI WHIP CANS TO START* MORE CASES ARE ON THEIR WAY. *RUNS OFF TO LOOK FOR - KAT - AND MUSHROOM_KING*
  10. Horatio

    Jesse's topic

    There are lots of conservation centers popping up all over the place. We have a raptor center near us and it is quite interesting. It would be nice if there was a wolf center as well. How does your schedule look for this semester? What courses are you taking?
  11. I don't paint my nails or wear makeup anymore. Especially not after I cut my hair. Because with my hair as short as it is now, if I wore makeup..eh, you can imagine the rest. I don't wear makeup...ever. Except if I'm in a play & I have to. I don't really wear nail polish either. ~Liz Outstanding that you don't wear make-up. Make-up is such a waste of money. I couldn't wear make-up if I tried... it would get in my fur. Thanks...I figure, if someone is only going to like me if I change how I look, they're kind of superficial. ~Liz You sound like my mother. (Which is good.) She had a similar saying that you wanted someone to like you for who you really were, not the person behind the make-up. So, I have never spent money on make-up. Besides, I don't like the way it would make my fur ucky.
  12. How exciting!!!!!!! Please take pictures and post them. Fill us in on everything!!!! Most of all... have a spectacular time! Thanks! I'll be sure to take pictures. I hope we can make a difference! A peaceful protest...it's like the 60s. ~Liz Your pictures will be fantastic. I can't wait!!!
  13. Unacceptable answer. You should have lots of snow in that cold state you live in... start putting out the artwork!!!!!!!
  14. NOT THE PINNNNNNK LOLIVADER!!!!!!!! *SCREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMMMS AND RUNSSSSSSSSSSSS* THE ONLY WAY TO AVOID IT IS TO MAKE PENANCE! D ALSO, MAKING PHAICES THAT INVOLVE LOWERCASE LETTERS ALSO COUNTS AS LAPS, IN CASE ANYBODY WAS WONDERING. O RLY. *slaps - Kat - around a little bit* How about now? MOAR LAPS! PENANCE X2! CHEESUS HORATIO! DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MEAT GRINDER! I REALLY NEED SOME THINGS TO THROW IN IT! *THROWS GORILLA GLUE INTO MUSHROOM_KING'S MEAT GRINDER* *LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY* GO FOR IT!!! *THROWS MUSHROOM_KING AND - KAT - INTO A OVERSIZED VAT OF ORANGE JELLO* *THROWS HANDFULLS OF THE JELLO AT HORATIO* PEEEENAAAAANCE! FOOOOOOOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!! *RUNS AND GETS THE REDDI WHIP CANS TO INTENSIFY THE FUN*
  15. Common misconception. A thin layer of foundation can actually protect your skin as it prevents your skin from losing moisture. Also, I've heard it can be a barrier to stop germs and dirt getting in and clogging your pores. There are so many stories for and against make-up that it's hard who to listen to, but I wear make-up because it makes me feel good and I look a LOT nicer (I know this for a fact, I look so washed-out without it). Eagles have skin pores to clog? I thought you had feathers. I still have skin under the feathers. So let me understand this... you smoosh the foundation on your skin beneath the feathers? Isn't this kind of gooey and make your feathers stick together? Your flying performance must suffer with all this goo.
  16. You forgot to add shipping, customs duty and associated fees. New price... one zillion dollars! I like the horse in that picture. I import things all the time from America, it's not that expensive (except when it's Bustedtees when I had to sell my soul It looks like fun. That is something I would enjoy trying. The best part is that I would be entertaining the masses. There was an amused crowd surrounding us. There's even a video of me playing the game on FB. So... are you going to give me more specific information so I can view it? Email it please.
  17. You just won The Triple Gold Star Award!!!!!! Outstanding!!!!!!!!!!
  18. NOT THE PINNNNNNK LOLIVADER!!!!!!!! *SCREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMMMS AND RUNSSSSSSSSSSSS* THE ONLY WAY TO AVOID IT IS TO MAKE PENANCE! D ALSO, MAKING PHAICES THAT INVOLVE LOWERCASE LETTERS ALSO COUNTS AS LAPS, IN CASE ANYBODY WAS WONDERING. O RLY. *slaps - Kat - around a little bit* How about now? MOAR LAPS! PENANCE X2! CHEESUS HORATIO! DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MEAT GRINDER! I REALLY NEED SOME THINGS TO THROW IN IT! *THROWS GORILLA GLUE INTO MUSHROOM_KING'S MEAT GRINDER* *LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY* GO FOR IT!!! *THROWS MUSHROOM_KING AND - KAT - INTO A OVERSIZED VAT OF ORANGE JELLO* I DON'T SEE WHAT GORILLA GLUE WOULD DO. IT WOUL JUST KEEP YOU IN THERE AND YOU WOULD SUFFER MORE. TOO LATE... IT ALREADY RUINED YOUR MEAT GRINDER.
  19. Common misconception. A thin layer of foundation can actually protect your skin as it prevents your skin from losing moisture. Also, I've heard it can be a barrier to stop germs and dirt getting in and clogging your pores. There are so many stories for and against make-up that it's hard who to listen to, but I wear make-up because it makes me feel good and I look a LOT nicer (I know this for a fact, I look so washed-out without it). Eagles have skin pores to clog? I thought you had feathers.
  20. Good deeds... Hmmmmmmm... Probably none. I am a baaaaaaaaaaaad hamster.
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