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Something being... fiber? no, cause i definitely meant "time away from something else." I didn't make a poop joke, no. LOL No you didn't, I did. because you I definitely didn't think that someone would think of that kind of regular when i said regular. There was most totally no catching on to an implied poop joke. Definitely not. You just have not watched enough adverts on the tele! Pollute your brain some more and then you will pick up on all the advert phrases. And taking something to get regular is a favorite phrase of a few products. LOL horation, can't you tell sarcasm when I jumps and slaps you in the face with a hammer? There was a poop joke implied, i did make a poop joke, i wanted someone to think of that kind of regular.

LIEK!!!! ZOMMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* It has been quite some time since you have populated the boards, no? tis has been a very long time, yes. I sorta dissapear form time to time which is odd cuz on the old boards I was EVERYWHERE... used to be a big regular on HD. well, take something and get regular! =D Something being... fiber? no, cause i definitely meant "time away from something else." I didn't make a poop joke, no. LOL No you didn't, I did. because you I definitely didn't think that someone would think of that kind of regular when i said regular. There was most totally no catching on to an implied poop joke. Definitely not.

Well, tell him how you feel. Otherwise, this will continue to eat you up, and you will never be able to get another boyfriend because you will keep thinking of this guy! =O I invited him around yesterday to keep me sane while my sister and her boyfriend were here. We jumped on the trampoline, watched Futurama, played with the pets, ate pizza and he ended up staying the night. I'm pretty sure he does like me after last night, but I'll have to talk to him about it. ♥ Lee Well, I hope all goes well for you. I talked to him and told him how I feel. He doesn't feel the same. But he does find me attractive and he cares about me. He was supposed to have a girlfriend and that night when he stayed over he kissed me so I felt guilty that I was helping him cheat on his girlfriend. BUT it turns out they aren't together so I have no reason to feel bad. ♥ Lee What I would like you to consider... do you find him more attractive because you know you can't have him? I wouldn't say I find him more attractive. I still find him attractive but not anymore attractive than when I thought I could have him. If you know what I mean. I still think theres a chance for us. I'm a wishful thinker, haha. ♥ Lee When someone says that they do not like you as anything but a friend AND they think you are attractive and they care about you, there is almost nothing you can do to get them with you. They already like who you are and how you look, so there isn't much left for them to like that is new. There really is no room for any change in the way they think of you, unless you somehow dissapoint you. I'm sorry, but I don't want you to go through your time with him thinking of how it might be, when it almost certainly won't go any further. Be glad about being friends with a great person, and look for a soul mate in someone else. nothing hurts more than false hope being shattered. I have to confess, I found that hard to read. It hurt to take it in cause I know its the truth. My friends irl wouldn't be that honest with me. I guess I should be glad about being friends with him, hes a good friend. He actually said he doesn't know how he feels not that he doesn't like me, thats why I was wishful. We are always honest with each other so if he didn't like me he would have said it. I should be realistic and keep my eyes open for someone who I know will feel the same way about me, as Horatio suggested. ♥ Lee I'm glad I could help. =] I knew it would be hard for you to accept, but it is great that you did. I didn't want to hurt you(sorry), but I did want what was best. But I have found that honesty is the best course to take. I am glad you took this to heart, and I hope you find a wonderful person to stay with for the rest of your life.

Well, tell him how you feel. Otherwise, this will continue to eat you up, and you will never be able to get another boyfriend because you will keep thinking of this guy! =O I invited him around yesterday to keep me sane while my sister and her boyfriend were here. We jumped on the trampoline, watched Futurama, played with the pets, ate pizza and he ended up staying the night. I'm pretty sure he does like me after last night, but I'll have to talk to him about it. ♥ Lee Well, I hope all goes well for you. I talked to him and told him how I feel. He doesn't feel the same. But he does find me attractive and he cares about me. He was supposed to have a girlfriend and that night when he stayed over he kissed me so I felt guilty that I was helping him cheat on his girlfriend. BUT it turns out they aren't together so I have no reason to feel bad. ♥ Lee What I would like you to consider... do you find him more attractive because you know you can't have him? I wouldn't say I find him more attractive. I still find him attractive but not anymore attractive than when I thought I could have him. If you know what I mean. I still think theres a chance for us. I'm a wishful thinker, haha. ♥ Lee When someone says that they do not like you as anything but a friend AND they think you are attractive and they care about you, there is almost nothing you can do to get them with you. They already like who you are and how you look, so there isn't much left for them to like that is new. There really is no room for any change in the way they think of you, unless you somehow dissapoint you. I'm sorry, but I don't want you to go through your time with him thinking of how it might be, when it almost certainly won't go any further. Be glad about being friends with a great person, and look for a soul mate in someone else. nothing hurts more than false hope being shattered. You are very wise Mr. Cheesemaster. *hands Cheesie The Red Rose Award* Thanks. =] *goes to edit siggy*

The awsomest teacher ever from my school got back from Iraq today! He will be back in teaching next year! What wonderful news. It is so terrific to hear your teacher made it back safe and sound. Will he be teaching beginning in January or the following school year. January I hope! What does he teach??????? prolly next school year, I am not sure as to the specifics. He is a government teacher. Most Gov't classes are boring, but his are awsome. xD

LIEK!!!! ZOMMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* It has been quite some time since you have populated the boards, no? tis has been a very long time, yes. I sorta dissapear form time to time which is odd cuz on the old boards I was EVERYWHERE... used to be a big regular on HD. well, take something and get regular! =D Something being... fiber? no, cause i definitely meant "time away from something else." I didn't make a poop joke, no.

LIEK!!!! ZOMMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* It has been quite some time since you have populated the boards, no? tis has been a very long time, yes. I sorta dissapear form time to time which is odd cuz on the old boards I was EVERYWHERE... used to be a big regular on HD. well, take something and get regular! =D

Well, tell him how you feel. Otherwise, this will continue to eat you up, and you will never be able to get another boyfriend because you will keep thinking of this guy! =O I invited him around yesterday to keep me sane while my sister and her boyfriend were here. We jumped on the trampoline, watched Futurama, played with the pets, ate pizza and he ended up staying the night. I'm pretty sure he does like me after last night, but I'll have to talk to him about it. ♥ Lee Well, I hope all goes well for you. I talked to him and told him how I feel. He doesn't feel the same. But he does find me attractive and he cares about me. He was supposed to have a girlfriend and that night when he stayed over he kissed me so I felt guilty that I was helping him cheat on his girlfriend. BUT it turns out they aren't together so I have no reason to feel bad. ♥ Lee What I would like you to consider... do you find him more attractive because you know you can't have him? I wouldn't say I find him more attractive. I still find him attractive but not anymore attractive than when I thought I could have him. If you know what I mean. I still think theres a chance for us. I'm a wishful thinker, haha. ♥ Lee When someone says that they do not like you as anything but a friend AND they think you are attractive and they care about you, there is almost nothing you can do to get them with you. They already like who you are and how you look, so there isn't much left for them to like that is new. There really is no room for any change in the way they think of you, unless you somehow dissapoint you. I'm sorry, but I don't want you to go through your time with him thinking of how it might be, when it almost certainly won't go any further. Be glad about being friends with a great person, and look for a soul mate in someone else. nothing hurts more than false hope being shattered.

The awsomest teacher ever from my school got back from Iraq today! He will be back in teaching next year!

Massive sweeping change in power! democrats now have the majority in the house, and if they win the last senate race, they will have majority there as well! Cause for celebration!

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades

absolutely nothing.

wasn't he supposed to be back on a friday a week or two ago?

Well, tell him how you feel. Otherwise, this will continue to eat you up, and you will never be able to get another boyfriend because you will keep thinking of this guy! =O I invited him around yesterday to keep me sane while my sister and her boyfriend were here. We jumped on the trampoline, watched Futurama, played with the pets, ate pizza and he ended up staying the night. I'm pretty sure he does like me after last night, but I'll have to talk to him about it. ♥ Lee Well, I hope all goes well for you.

Oooh I missed you so much! I'm well... I've been better actually, I think I have namonia and *whispers* life stuff... (but i don't think this is the place to discuss such things) anyways, baby is doing great! She's trying to walk on her own now and looooves to talk (takes after her mommy) and she loves tv already (also takes after her daddy!) Hubby is dealing with some issues but we're working that out. Things could be better but we're working through it. OH, I got my first online art student I'll be teaching a course on drawing people, I'm so excited! O.O POison Ivy?!?!? ZOMG... it's been a loooong time since I've seen her! (I'll have more pics of the baby and I in my PICCYS topic) Awwwwwww!!!! the baby is SO CUTE!!!! (note: that is rare praise from me. xD)

Do you know what file extension you have them saved as?

CHAPTER ONE!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels,

well, SoRrY. When I copy and paste the award given, I sometimes forget to put in a comma or whatever. And since I always copy and paste, it wass the people who gave me the award's fault, cause they must have spelled it wrong in the first place! mhm. ^.^

like pudding, horation? As in wonderfully thick and sweet? Or that it has a funky bit on top? Or maybe you are referring to something else entirely?

It would be no denonimation. Not undenomination but simply a child of God. However, to suit the views of the world, I would be considered pentecostal. Pentecostal as in the evangelical off-shoot of the methodist church or am I missing the point? The specific denomination actually doesn't matter (I say that, but...), so long as you have willing chosen this path and not been influenced, then all that matters is that you are happy in your life. Yes, You bring up a good point, TGHL. There is a huge difference between whether you decided this on your own after much thought, or if someone pushed you into it, and youjust happened to take root in it. If you are happy where you are, that is a wonderful thing.

Also, German sounds Awsome. (IMHO) but now I have THREE reasons why I should take german.

Actually, I think you would do great with two foreign languages. Especially after you returned from a summer abroad. *wonders if Cheesemaster's parents have recovered* i don't think so. I am doing well in all of my classes (if not excelling) except for in spanish. Languages just don't seem to be my forte. Actually I know a human who took Spanish and was lucky to get a C, the person switched to French, got an A, the next year took French II, got another A, while taking German and got an A. Sometimes it is just the teacher or the language. German makes so much sense as there are quite a few words that are similar. Plus you have a couple tutors here... Leguan, TGHL and EmilyE. You could converse with them in German! I suppose it would be easier with a better teaching in a class I would enjoy. Get this: My spanish teacher decided it is a great idea to give after school detentions if you miss 1(one) homework!!!!!!!!!!!! Just what I like... positive motivation... to drop her/his class! My parents won't let me. And then I would need to find another class to fill that slot, and I would have already missed the first quarter of it. It would be much to much of a hassle to deal with. So, I will stay the course. It was only a joke. I know. But it does sound appealing. xD

Well, tell him how you feel. Otherwise, this will continue to eat you up, and you will never be able to get another boyfriend because you will keep thinking of this guy! =O

Does it matter? Of course it does! XD In my useless little opinion on that, I categorize it as 'old'. and thats a genre as far as Im concerned. I'd guess Light Rock, if Old isnt a good enough answer. XD *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* You can't categorize music by something like "Old" or "New". What KIND of old? Old Rock? Old Pop? Old Rap? Old Jazz? Old Blues? Old Country? Its too general. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* don't forget disco oldies!

No, you got PWNED!