Granted, but then you would spell everything wrong...oops, too late.
I wish there were more people as awesome as me.
Granted, but everyone then everyone who was as awesome as you looked exactly like you, and no one would ever be able to find the original MK, you.
I wish Amber would stop with her 'tude, yo.
Granted, but then five other people you know would get the same attitude.
I wish I wasn't broke, but I think I already wished it.
Granted, but then all the televisions in your house would be broken.
I wish for three more wishes!
Granted, but they all have to affect you in purely negative ways.
I wish that I never got headaches.