Cheesus

Its not. it. really isnt. Partly because that question has been asked SO many times... >_o xD

Aww, Shoshe. (you needed a nickname. ;D Got a better Idea?) Why are your school days bad?

You came on, posted, then disappeared so fast you made lightning look slow! Pansies are pink, Daisies are yellow, I think that Mr. Cheesemaster, Is a pretty nice fellow! Hah! More proof that you can write poems horatio! And welcome back social_outcast. *doesn't know social outcast other then from old posts* Here's something I came up with on the spot. It's a haiku about you returning to Hamsterdance. It's also based a bit on horatio's post. Social_outcast now is back here at hamsterdance whoops, there he goes again. Oh no! I just realized that way back when I didn't trust this website I told you people I was a GUY. And I'm not. Sorrs. That's a very nice Haiku. I always thought you were a girl. Not sure why, I just, got that feeling about you. I dunno. xD And haha, not trusting this site... xD

Y'know, MK, perhaps you should convince your family to go into counseling? Just a though. >.>

Suddenly turned into a barney, who then promptly sat upon the dapper spider. Who was now a flatter spider. "Great Scott!" exclaimed the spider. Nobody quite knows what happened next. Some say his heart grew ten sizes that day. Others say he's just a legend, a thing of myth that never actually existed in the first place. All that's known for sure is that he ate a Cheeto. Historians realised that if he definitely ate a cheeto, he must be real. So, and epic mystery that had been there since the beginning of time was solved. In about 2 seconds.

Let's see... Roses are red, Water is clear, I'm so happy now, Social Outcast has returned here. Not too good, but the best I can do before coffee. xD 5 points, horatio. (Y'know, I should start handing out points on occasion. And y'all can start counting how manyz you got.) So, get some coffee and try again! Roses are pink, Daisies are yellow, I will tell you what I think, Cheesemaster is a great fellow. aww, thanks. Roses are red, daisies are flowers. someone once said, horatio has super-powers! =O

...roach heads?

Let's see... Roses are red, Water is clear, I'm so happy now, Social Outcast has returned here. Not too good, but the best I can do before coffee. xD 5 points, horatio. (Y'know, I should start handing out points on occasion. And y'all can start counting how manyz you got.) So, get some coffee and try again!

One of the effects of global warming is more severe winters. >.> I think.

I got an award! Huzzah! And congrats to all. ^.^ So I was checking our your siggy for the first time and I see you are a recipient of the Veneration award. Did you know I am the creator of it? Mhm indeed. I turned the handling and etc over to TBFOF a while ago. Not sure how long ago. Just a little tidbit of info lol xD Well, I am glad you did. That is my most prized award. =D And for all of you who I am sure are just DYING to know, my picture was that of a zappy-light disk things. Y'know, where you touch it and some electricity goes to your finger and such?

Suddenly turned into a barney, who then promptly sat upon the dapper spider. Who was now a flatter spider.

What aboot? My mom was yelling at me for no reason. I am sorry. Why does she do this? Aparently for no reason. >.>

I got an award! Huzzah! And congrats to all. ^.^

Oh, by the way, as I walked by her bus, I heard a knock. =O Upon questioning my friend, it turns out that it was not her that knocked, but she did wave. =D However, I feel bad cause I didn't see that so I didn't respond as I would want to. >.<

Sorry to hear about the calc quiz. Maybe there were enough people who also missed th definitions and you will pass. Glad to hear you worked out your physics homework. Perhaps you will get an A+++++ Or, maybe the teacher will be more sensible and she will get an A or A+. xD You are probably right. Jesusfreak got 100%!!! Really? I didn't see that. >.> xD Of course not, both the posts were in the queue at the same time. LOL Stupid board. xD With all of its peculiarities and such. No, it was slow moderation techniques. LOL I know a solution, but I don't think I need to mention it. xD But then again, what happens when two mods go to moderate the same post? When this happens with HampsterKing and I, I would guess whoever got there first actually approved the post. I think it should be that when someone goes to moderate a post, it gets taken out of the queue. But once you have all the posts up in that queue, and HampsterKing has the same page up, then you are unaware it has already been moderated. Eh, whatever. xD All details will be smoothed out eventually. If there ever is a real need. xD That is not really a problem. So, no need to work out any problems. LOL mnyah. >.< Whatever. You win this round, Raishey. >.>

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their

What aboot?

For those who don't know, one gram = 0.002 204 623, so 2,000,000 grams (or 2,000 kilograms) = 4,409.245 243 698 pounds. xD Have fun running, horatio. xD

Well, all this sudden praise is not lending towards a lack of arrogance. I guess I am just a relationship tip master? I dunno. xD

Sorry to hear about the calc quiz. Maybe there were enough people who also missed th definitions and you will pass. Glad to hear you worked out your physics homework. Perhaps you will get an A+++++ Or, maybe the teacher will be more sensible and she will get an A or A+. xD You are probably right. Jesusfreak got 100%!!! Really? I didn't see that. >.> xD Of course not, both the posts were in the queue at the same time. LOL Stupid board. xD With all of its peculiarities and such. No, it was slow moderation techniques. LOL I know a solution, but I don't think I need to mention it. xD But then again, what happens when two mods go to moderate the same post? When this happens with HampsterKing and I, I would guess whoever got there first actually approved the post. I think it should be that when someone goes to moderate a post, it gets taken out of the queue. But once you have all the posts up in that queue, and HampsterKing has the same page up, then you are unaware it has already been moderated. Eh, whatever. xD All details will be smoothed out eventually. If there ever is a real need. xD

How about whole wheat pasta? Interesting side note: Long, thin noodles such as angel hair are better for you than small, thicker noodles, such as shells. O RLY! Something about how you digest them. And the smaller noodles have a higher sauce-to-noddle ratio? Well that sauce-to-noddle ratio is very important. LOL Be quiet, you. >.> You know what I meant. xD *shakes my noddle* LOL... okay. *hits noddle with a noodle* *hopes it is a wet noodle* LOL *clarifies* *hits Horatio's noddle with a wet noodle* *eats wet noodle* To bad it was a short, thick noodle! Now you gained 5,000,000 calories and 2,000,000 grams of fat! =D *decides to go to sleep it off* Sorry Raishey, that doesn't work. *hamster snoring is heard in the background* *hamster expanding is seen in the background* *totally ignores Mr. Cheesemaster* LOL *because Raishey is too busy worrying about his ever-expanding body* No, because I am off to the Ice Box to get some Friendly's Butter Crunch Ice Cream. LOL To speed up the expansion?

'K. Bye Raishey. ^.^

Sorry to hear about the calc quiz. Maybe there were enough people who also missed th definitions and you will pass. Glad to hear you worked out your physics homework. Perhaps you will get an A+++++ Or, maybe the teacher will be more sensible and she will get an A or A+. xD You are probably right. Jesusfreak got 100%!!! Really? I didn't see that. >.> xD Of course not, both the posts were in the queue at the same time. LOL Stupid board. xD With all of its peculiarities and such. No, it was slow moderation techniques. LOL I know a solution, but I don't think I need to mention it. xD But then again, what happens when two mods go to moderate the same post? When this happens with HampsterKing and I, I would guess whoever got there first actually approved the post. I think it should be that when someone goes to moderate a post, it gets taken out of the queue.

How about whole wheat pasta? Interesting side note: Long, thin noodles such as angel hair are better for you than small, thicker noodles, such as shells. O RLY! Something about how you digest them. And the smaller noodles have a higher sauce-to-noddle ratio? Well that sauce-to-noddle ratio is very important. LOL Be quiet, you. >.> You know what I meant. xD *shakes my noddle* LOL... okay. *hits noddle with a noodle* *hopes it is a wet noodle* LOL *clarifies* *hits Horatio's noddle with a wet noodle* *eats wet noodle* To bad it was a short, thick noodle! Now you gained 5,000,000 calories and 2,000,000 grams of fat! =D *decides to go to sleep it off* Sorry Raishey, that doesn't work. *hamster snoring is heard in the background* *hamster expanding is seen in the background* *totally ignores Mr. Cheesemaster* LOL *because Raishey is too busy worrying about her ever-expanding body*

AND..... I'm am not sure how to interperate her reaction. >.< Upon entering class,she gave me a friendly little wave, and we kind of avoided each other. xD But she appeared to be deep in thought for the entire class. Normally, I come in about the same time as her and we get our books out of the cabinet and talk some, but we didn't really have that opportunity today. And then we will get some worksheets to do and work together. But this time I worked with some other friends. >.< That had to be hard for you. Well, I sent her an apology letter on that one site. See how that goes. xD Why did you apologize so fast. You have no idea that she didn't appreciate your thoughts. She just might not know how to react. Well, I figured I was safe either way, really. xD Cause if she actually does feel the same way, or is okay with it or whatever, she will mention that it is cool and we'll be chill. xD And if she doesn't, well, I figure I should try to smoothe things over. xD *waits for Dr. Wolf to appear* Okay. Hey, I am in kind of an akward situation, and I felt as if I had to do something. This is my first experience with something like this ('twas different with candice) so I'm probably making mistakes left, right, forwards, backwards, and any other direction you care to think of. >.< And maybe you are not making all those mistakes. Thanks. =] Meh, if she wants me to stay away, that is her mistake. xD You are not considering that she may be somewhat shy when it comes to very personal feelings. I know. xD I was just saying. ^.^ She is a little quirky[which is awsome], so I wouldn't be suprised. Seeing as how I don't know her, you are probably right. unfortunate for you. And "little" was an understatement. xD