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LOL... I am a pain quite often. But I love how people use the English language. When you find someone who speaks or writes well, it is fantastic. When people use words incorrectly, I find it amusing. For example, "Can you tell me the time?" I love saying "Sure." Or how about when someone points to their wrist. So, I am supposed to assume that you are asking for me to tell you what time it is? LOL I always look at my wrist and shrug my shoulders, as if to say... what? Another example, in which I totally was a pain to you... the difference between the word issue and the word problem. I listen to people think they are speaking good English and I must roll my eyeballs at that one. LOL What exactly is the difference between issue and problem?

A Pig's Life In the mud were three little moldy bread loaves, all of which loved to play shun the non-believer.

Agreed. You know you are addicted to WoW when you spray whatever you were drinking all over your lappy whenever you hear someone shout, "Leeeeeeeerooooooooy Jeeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiins!" it is LEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSs ssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sprays chocolate milk all over his moniter* I stand corrected! how can a wurm stand? you know you are addicted to hampsterdance if you have been typing so much so long that your typing speed and ability has greatly increased. Which brings me to a very good point... even HampsterDance has wonderful benefits! Your typing is getting your prepared for all that work you will be doing in college. And wurms can stand on their tail. My typing speed is so good, that on a website with a minimum thirty second time between posts, I'll get two or three permission errors from the same message, usually about this size. I speak from experience. I was going to go to bed... And I was telling my friends so... And I got two permission errors XD I think it was trying to tell me something. You know you're addicted to HD when you try to bodyslam someone twice your age, just because they were saying 'ooo' or 'grr' too much. you know you're addicted to HD when you can't stop writing hampster instead of hamster *is very guilty* Ditto! Double ditto! LOL that'd be 4. >.>

They aren't. They are looking at you in a sinister manner! =O "One of us.... One of us...." SHUN THE NON BELIEVER!!!

Hey, working out is always good. But, perhaps you should see a doctor about the back pain. >.>

Who is the current #2?

I gotta go, Horatio. (haha, mini-poem. xD) Time for the getting ready and then I am off to school. Bye!

-cough-Manic!AttheCriso. ...I do hope that I'm not the only one who didn't catch that. XD Toto. -smiles- Or my favorite, Panic! At the S--tsco. Being sick makes Toto mean. Why do you have to be so meeeaaannnn? Just cuz I don't have the same taste in music as you... ;_; *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I agree *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* You have a taste for all types of music, it seems. xD besides rap, that is. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I do like some rap: Grandmaster Flash, Sugarhill Gang, etc. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* ...xD Whabbout country? *~*tHe Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Johnny Cash...Ummmm....Keith Urban....S'bout it. When It comes to country I usually listen to Psychobilly. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* What genre do you like none of? Or, is there none? *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I like techno, but I don't know any names aside from Crazy Frog. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*the Astronomy Domine*~* dimrain47 is my favorite. >.>

They aren't. They are looking at you in a sinister manner! =O

sounds good. I'm not sure if my friend wrote it himself, or if he got it from somewhere else. I shall check. But he isnt the kinda guy who wouldn't credit his sources.

xD Raishey, you can be a pain sometimes. Well, rarely. As in, this is probably the first time. xD Not complaining, I just find it amusing. x3

You will. It's called university or college. LOL Yup. It's fun, except for when there are drunk people yelling outside your window. Then it's not so fun. So Ian finally showed up yesterday, late, and still in a tux from a recital that got out late. What is it about tuxes that make men look good? And he finally gave an explanation to why he didn't show up Thursday: he had to attend a faculty recital as well. At least he seemed like he was in a better mood last night, a much better mood. I was really starting to worry about him. We all watched Sleeping Beauty in the lounge last night. Are you allowed to have airsoft guns on the premises? Cause then you could shoot at the drunk people. xD And before I get to a university, I gotta go through 2 more years of highschool after this, then two years of a local college. >.<

I was gonna get ready at 8:00. gotta leave at 9:00. The reason I have been kinda slow on the posting right now is that I am reading a bulliten on my networking thing about gay marriage. The squirrels are happy now. Breakfast has been served. What is your position on gay marriage? Totally for it. Do you wish for me to post the bulliten?

I was gonna get ready at 8:00. gotta leave at 9:00. The reason I have been kinda slow on the posting right now is that I am reading a bulliten on my networking thing about gay marriage.

*ducts* xD Nice pun there, Raishey. But you mentioned that you waited for me? when? You are usually on before breakfast on Sunday mornings. No sign of you! As for the pun... LOL, that was actually a typo. It did work out as a good pun though, didn't it. LOL Sunday morning... I woke up around 11:00. xD WHAT?????? You slept alllllllll day!!!!!!!!!! I know. >.< I went to bed lated saturday night... so...

*ducts* xD Nice pun there, Raishey. But you mentioned that you waited for me? when? You are usually on before breakfast on Sunday mornings. No sign of you! As for the pun... LOL, that was actually a typo. It did work out as a good pun though, didn't it. LOL Sunday morning... I woke up around 11:00. xD

eating the holy cheetoes.

*ducts* xD Nice pun there, Raishey. But you mentioned that you waited for me? when?

I wore a fleece hoodie over my t-shirt (in the snow.) and shorts. xD

Randomly lick her face and watch for her reaction. I'm totally kidding. That doesn't work. >_> -Li xD Have you tried?

deep. Sincere Sorrow for all affected by the death of your sister's friend, though. How did she die?

Are they being dumb and saying basically that you guys are too old for that stuff? Cuz if they are. They're dumb. Because they need to enjoy being the age they are while they can. Once you're an adult, you can't make wacky clubs or goof off a lot just because. People will just think you're a nutcase and lock you up. They need to enjoy it while they can, I learned that after I realized I was being too mature at some point. I'm going to miss being a teenager... o_o *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Yes, they started thinking they were to grown-up, but also because they both became really preppy. Binh has also been thinking he's to grown-up for his old 6th Grade nicknames (Binh Mai The Asian Guy, etc.) I feel I'm the only person keeping this together. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* They need to enjoy life. D= BUT MW! It isn't cool! D= /sarcasm. Really, if they think that they are"too cool" for their friends, then they aren't cool at all.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones

No, actually. I just got some semi-cheap running shoes for $40 yesterday. I got them from rack room shoes, horatio. But I did try a little running in the store, and they were comfortable. And then I brought them back and ran two miles. =D I like them. A lot better than the skating shoes I normally wear. xD I have been a little lax in my running though, so I plan on working on that.

Yeah!! Lexxy to the rescue! Please head over to the Best Friend of Horatio Club topic in HampsterDance Talk... Mushroom_king just fried me....DEAD!!!!!!!! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* If your so dead, why are you still talking, FOOL? *MK's newly dyed hair is so awsome that it kills Horatio...again* *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Obviously, Horatio is possessed! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* No, I'm posessed. By...THEGHOSTOFDEEDEERAMONE!!!!!!!!!!! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* More like OBsessed. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I can't help it that he's so pretty. >( .... OMG! I JUST SAID THAT DEE DEE RAMONE IS PRETTY! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LOSER! HE'S NOT EVEN ALIVE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* ummm... Egads?