Cheesus

That would be Cheesemaster. He's ninja enough to stick little peices of paper into those cookies. Really fast. all over the world. Shh. dun tell nobody. Though, to run the risk of sounding ignorant, what exactly is an existentialist/existential or whatever?

Indeed when I saw your posts it would not enlarge, but I just check it out and it works again. HampsterKing fixed it. yes, it does work now. And what is up with the wonky pink colors on Luke, Jesse? I like those pink colours. I have nothing against them, I was just curious as to there origin. Cause... they haven't been there before.

Indeed when I saw your posts it would not enlarge, but I just check it out and it works again. HampsterKing fixed it. yes, it does work now. And what is up with the wonky pink colors on Luke, Jesse?

I thought I replied, arkcher. >.> Meh, well, there isn't much room left for you to do anything. except ask RPVF if she called anyone. xD

Shenaynay and Beatrice. (no clue here)

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan my spleen has.

The commoners were all up in the royalty's grillz about this travesty, and a revolt was soon to come.

It's amazing just how smart you are. LOL xD thanks. I wouldn't wanna get you in trouble, after all. But I do wish we could share IM SNs. But then, we might as well allow everything else that is banned if we do that. xD Thanks! I wouldn't want to get into trouble either! LOL But if we shared SNs, then we might as well shut down the boards. There would be no reason to stop in. LOL LOL I disagree... we could talk to each other outside the board but nowhere else would an environment like this exist. Or would everyone meet as a community/group, I guess. I dunno about everyone else, but I plan to stay here. I am really pleased to hear that. I think everyone here is special and people I would always like to know. When people disappear, I am sad. *~*THe Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I was sad when Hoops left. When I'm sad, I buy lunchboxes. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* um, that isn't a little strange at all! =D

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Thanks, TGHL. You win a cookie! And MW, Horatio, you guys get one too. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I likes cookies! =D *sees Mega Wolf eyeballing my cookie* Oh no you don't!!! *quickly stuffs cookie into my pouch* *tries to thank Mushroom_king without talking with my mouth full* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Actually Shedra (The Butler in Arkcher's Mansion) made them for Clazzik's parties, but by the time he served them, everyone had fainted from too much Alcohol. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* So they got the booze, but we got the DELICIOUS stuff. XD Yay cookies! ^.^ ROFOCLH! True statement! I love the cookies. Speaking of food. All of the people in my Spanish class had never heard of pork rinds/pork skins for eating. Or, as they say in Spanish, chicharrones! So I went to the Asian food store today where they have some. And I got my parents to buy me some because I already know I like them. So come Monday, I'm going to be eating los chicharrones as I walk into Spanish class to freak people out, because they all think it sounds gross. XD Pork rinds are really good. I love your sense of humor!!! I love getting a personal laugh. And I got my sense of humor from my dad. My dad is awesome. XD Your dad must be awesome as you follow very closely in his footsteps and you are very awesome. Thanks. ^.^ Now, about those pork rinds. I should bring a drink with those, they grab all moisture, which isn't fun for two hours at a time. XD And exactly which drink do you think is most appropriate? Hmm... I currently don't have anything nobody has ever heard of. I already drank my Ramune soda, so I can't freak them out with that. XD Um. Talking Rain Ice is the only kind of drink I have right now in a plastic bottle. I have seen you mention that stuff before... And what is it? xD (and by the way, I have had pork rinds before. I dun like them. >.<)

Ah, the problems associated with them there features. >.< Those are the kind of guys you want to stay away from. As much as possible. Cause they aren't any good for you.

Because thats how life goes. Thats what Deedees do. It's the same look Trent gave me when he seemed to have a crush on me. o_o ... And whats he doing now? I stopped hanging around Trent becaus eof the 6th graders. what are they doing? Being the biggest Jerks. Ever. but they're about to be... MEAT GRINDED! o: *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Could someone please explain the placement of Joey's hands in my picture?... XD *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* He sees you. and ph34rs floyd-age. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Ha ha Speaking of which, I saw Ramones calender today at Kaliedoscope, and theres a picture of Joey on there holding a Surfboard and he looks naked. But really isn't. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I though there would be more comments to this Like, comments along what lines?

El NEWS! I have 184 songs on my iPod. >.< 'Tis a nano, so I have "only" 2 gb of stuff. >.<

In the mud were three little moldy bread loaves, all of which loved to play shun the non-believer. In which we ate pickles and shun the nun on the run with a gun who was stunned when a ton of some fun, some dumb fun, with nun's stun-guns and bad puns

I said other, cause I am the ANTITHESIS to pirate. (as in, awsomely RAD!)

I was the first to vote! =D And I think you should. ^.^ As long as you get some leather riding gear and a good motorcycle helmet.

I just checked him out. I like him! =D I guess I was a little hesitant, cause I thought he would be more acoustic, and I am not a fan of that. xD

The most fantastic, outstanding guitarist ever. No vocal, just instrumental. Listen to the Is There Love In Space CD first. Almost all the songs on that CD are my favorite, but my best favorite is If I Could Fly. *turns on CD player and cranks the volume up* If I could send you his CD, I would definitely do that. Liiiike, what kind of guitar? acoustic? Electric? I'm not telling. Because if I give you any additional information, you might not listen to it. *turns the volume up even louder* RAWR. >.>

Cheesemaster... you know exactly what is going to happen the minute, excuse me, the nano-second, this comes across the screen... she will pick up the phone and tell one person, while IMing everyone else. This news will travel faster than lightning times one hundred. Or... is that your plan? I countered that effect with the whole "I will be dissapointed in you" and whatnot. Besides, We have already established that Brianrietta probably likes arkcher, right?

The most fantastic, outstanding guitarist ever. No vocal, just instrumental. Listen to the Is There Love In Space CD first. Almost all the songs on that CD are my favorite, but my best favorite is If I Could Fly. *turns on CD player and cranks the volume up* If I could send you his CD, I would definitely do that. Liiiike, what kind of guitar? acoustic? Electric?

Well, I would tell her that you like brianrietta. However, make her promise not to tell anyone. Also let her know that you wouldn't be just mad at her if she told, but dissapointed. Y'know, make her feel really guilty and bad if she tells. xD like IM TIME! [Arkcher's IM SN] RPVF, I think you deserve to know who I actually like[, cause I guess I somewhate decieved you before.] But first, you have promise not to tell ANYONE. [RPVF's IM SN] okay! [buncha random stuff she says] [Arkcher's IM SN] Okay... Brianrietta. But if you tell someone, I won't [just be] be mad. I will just be disappointed. Remember, I'm trusting you. =] NOT IM TIME! You can leave out the stuff in the brackets, based upon wether or not it is true. ;D

No, Horatio, I didn't. Joe Satriani, right? What Kind of music is that?

So, did anyone actually check out the songs I looked up?

Because thats how life goes. Thats what Deedees do. It's the same look Trent gave me when he seemed to have a crush on me. o_o ... And whats he doing now? I stopped hanging around Trent becaus eof the 6th graders. what are they doing?

Skimming??? Lucky you. I would have to read and then re-read it about three times. LOL Oh gosh. If only I had time to do that...Instead I went out shopping with a group of my friends. I got a laptop backpack, and a new nerf gun (because the one I got before doesn't work that well). Aaaand now I'm being summoned to socialize. I'll have to bring my book with me... And of course I only got halfway through the reading. And another 30 pages are due for tomorrow. So that's 45 pages of reading. Teacher's crazy. I'll finish it over the weekend. I already have a huge list of things to do this weekend, mostly housekeeping stuff. My room is a disaster area... Skip the room, who cares how it looks. Unless of course you are going for a Better Homes and Gardens photo-shoot. LOL Somehow the week is never long enough to get all your homework done and then the weekend comes and it flies by. My studying technique is the "crammie-hammie" technique. I am putting 40 hours of studying into the last 8 hours of Sunday night. Hahaha I do that all the time. But this is reading, not studying. Reading actually takes time. o.O And my room is in really bad shape... Okay, help me out here. Reading takes time and ??? studying??? does not????????????? LOL Depending on the subject and the amount of reading, studying can take as little as 15 minutes, whereas reading usually takes at least an hour. 15 Minutes ????????????? You must be a genius !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Studying takes me hours and hours. *wonders if blonde hamsters are lacking some brain cells* lol I'm not a genious. If I was a genious, I'd get A's on everything. And the weather is so nice right now! It started out all gross and rainy, but then the sun came out, and it's nearly 60 degrees outside! T'was like that here, as well. Also, if you were a genius, you would spell it right. ;D

I haven't had a real first kiss. Like, I'll sometimes do a kiss on the cheek thing with a friend, but it is nothing more than that.