Cheesus

Video game music choreographer. >.>

What Horatio said. >.> Perhaps you should tell your father that you do talk about more than just the contents of your rants.

LOL I thought you would like her response. LOL *hands Mushroom_king a couple of cheese cubes on triscuits* Ew, I hate Triscuits. o_o I'd rather save Cheesy. How about on a Ritz? LOL It's already too late for Cheesemaster, he is in cubes. LOL *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Yes, but I have friend here with me... His name... Is... CHUCK NORRIS! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* *hands Chuck some cheese cubes on Ritz crackers* Why is 'Raishey out to get me on a cracker? =O

The raaaaaadio.

which one is Iggy?

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan. My spleen has suddenly erupted with Diet Dr. Pepper which made me just sorta die. illudium Q-36 space [AWND AHNULD SWATZAHNAYGEH] modulator with bugs got Ninja-Pirate'd Joey-Ramone-ishly fish. Monkey bread. George Thorogood and. Weird periods are

hate to ask, but could you please trim down the size of the pics? =D You could copy+paste them into aim and then just resize them there...

Thanks for the support, Mk.

That accented line up there makes me think she wants you as more than just a good friend. Implying future changes was a baaaaaaad idea. >.< I'm not sure exactly what her motives are, but I think she may be a little put off by the fact that you like Brianrietta, after RPVF thought you really liked her. She is probably going through a kinda rough emotional time herself. Y'know, with the whole confusion about who liked whom.

I've already commented upon them elsewhere, but, wh4t3v4h. I should attempt to make some self-sprites.

I'm trying to figure out what a couple of them are. xD

Nothin' right now. ;.;

The cow promptly exploded, as chuck norris wanted some leather boots. Then he got bored and left. Some other guy wandered up to where he was standing and did a dance. The man turned out to be Mr. T, trying to appease the god that is Chuck.

Sorry, dynamic pages in the tags are not allowed I get that. >.<

Are you talking signature or post? If you are talking post, you can do it via the Choose File on the bottom right. I can't copy+paste the enlarged image into my siggy.

Now, imagine having a career where you have fun when you go to work. That would be pretty nice, but I would enjoy computer programming as well.

O RLY. *throws Cheesemaster into the microwave and turns him into fondue* MUCH too hot. xD Here, this should cool you off. *removes Cheesemaster from the microwave and tosses him into the freezer* Great, now i'm a frozen block of fondue. xD One big block is better than what my first idea was... pouring you into ice cube trays and then placing you into the freezer. cheesecicles? Exactly!!! That would actually be kind of disgusting... For hamsters and our rodent relatives, frozen cheese cubes are delicious!!! Well, I'm not a hamster or rodent relative, am I? No, you are our afternoon snack. LOL Nah. That was actually my cousin. *attacks Cheesemaster and throws him into the microwave* That was my dummy.

Flying is amazingly fun, I can tell you that much.

O RLY. *throws Cheesemaster into the microwave and turns him into fondue* MUCH too hot. xD Here, this should cool you off. *removes Cheesemaster from the microwave and tosses him into the freezer* Great, now i'm a frozen block of fondue. xD One big block is better than what my first idea was... pouring you into ice cube trays and then placing you into the freezer. cheesecicles? Exactly!!! That would actually be kind of disgusting... For hamsters and our rodent relatives, frozen cheese cubes are delicious!!! Well, I'm not a hamster or rodent relative, am I? No, you are our afternoon snack. LOL Nah. That was actually my cousin.

O RLY. *throws Cheesemaster into the microwave and turns him into fondue* MUCH too hot. xD Here, this should cool you off. *removes Cheesemaster from the microwave and tosses him into the freezer* Great, now i'm a frozen block of fondue. xD One big block is better than what my first idea was... pouring you into ice cube trays and then placing you into the freezer. cheesecicles? Exactly!!! That would actually be kind of disgusting... For hamsters and our rodent relatives, frozen cheese cubes are delicious!!! Well, I'm not a hamster or rodent relative, am I?

Sounds like you had a really great time! I am sure she did as well. yeah it was fun. n_n I ran into Brianrietta though. ... yeah. She didn't seem too hurt by it if she was laughing. xD

You just have not been around... the full-sized attachment problem has been fixed for quite some time. oh. XD well. Im gonna post something awesome here pretty soon. I've bee waiting for you. well keep your bees around a while longer, I'll post it once I actually wake up. *collects some honey from the hive for Arkcher* Not to worry, these are genuine honey bees. I Like my honey with the comb still in it. =O It is like honey-gum, or something. xD

Venture out Cheesie... ...go to the bottom of the forums page, look at the overall top 20 posters and find that you are number 8. None of us non mods are special enough to view it. Maybe you should show us, oh great one! I could do that. I hope you can read it. Danke!

O RLY. *throws Cheesemaster into the microwave and turns him into fondue* MUCH too hot. xD Here, this should cool you off. *removes Cheesemaster from the microwave and tosses him into the freezer* Great, now i'm a frozen block of fondue. xD One big block is better than what my first idea was... pouring you into ice cube trays and then placing you into the freezer. cheesecicles? Exactly!!! That would actually be kind of disgusting...

O RLY. *throws Cheesemaster into the microwave and turns him into fondue* MUCH too hot. xD Here, this should cool you off. *removes Cheesemaster from the microwave and tosses him into the freezer* Great, now i'm a frozen block of fondue. xD One big block is better than what my first idea was... pouring you into ice cube trays and then placing you into the freezer. cheesecicles?