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CHAPTER 1!!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan. My spleen has suddenly erupted with Diet Dr. Pepper which made me just sorta die. illudium Q-36 space [AWND AHNULD SWATZAHNAYGEH] modulator with bugs got Ninja-Pirate'd Joey-Ramone-ishly fish. Monkey bread. George Thorogood and. Weird periods are taking over the entire entity of Invader Zim's friend frederbob the magnificent Loveded The Piggy until it died. We had bacon. Floor Made Sammiches. Floor gained exp. Floor Level Up! Original Campsoup Labels! I have pink Jeff Andonuts! So I ate them. Homestar, CoachZ, StrongBad all had to find cow poo and eat it. Great Jearb. Earthbound danced to the Catnip Ninjas song while - Kat - was petting The Cheat, which then exploded. Johnny Cash sez spinning, multicolored lights

I'm a little bit confused as to how you found that one out. xD I'm glad our school lets us use flash drives. I just have line rider on that. x3

You should. If nothing else for the experience of living somewhat on your own. Well, if all goes how my friend and I would like it, her and I would end up rooming together. And that would be amazingly fun. As long as you get into the same college, you should be able to room together. There's usually a space in the housing application to request your specific roomie. WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????? Colleges allow guys and girls to room together in the same room? I can understand a co-ed dorm, but co-ed roomies????? *falls over in shock* Don't worry, you can trust us. xD

It really makes me mad that people think they can just do stuff like that.

Well, in Math things are better, now that I sit in a slightly different seat. xD I have, like, 4 people to talk to. My teachers shoes bothered me today. xD

Assuming you're living with other freshmen, get used to it. Most of them don't realize that pulling fire alarms isn't cool anymore because it doesn't get you out of class. Either that or they haven't learned how to cook popcorn in a microwave yet. The fire alarm in our building (honors freshmen in one half, mostly seniors in the other) went off close to 20 times last year. Keep a warm coat/blanket and shoes near the door at all times, and don't forget your room key on the way out. I'm guessing you speak from personal experience?

Our school uses OTIS to track everything we do. EVEYTHING. So, we gotta be careful. xD

Did you make this code yourself?

Well, I got some progress on the multiple lines thing. So, here goes. __________________________ #include <iostream> using namespace std; void randChar(); void randCharEnd(); int spaceMaker(int); int timeWaster (int); void difficulties1(); int main() { system("COLOR 0A"); srand((unsigned)time(NULL)); int cheesey=1337; int wasted =0; char loader = static_cast<char>(177); cout<<"\nLoading...\n<---------->\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b"; for(int i = 1; i<=90;i++) { if(i%10==0) cout<<loader; timeWaster(100); } cout<<loader<<">"; timeWaster(2000); size_t i = 0; char message[] = "\nENTERING THE MATRIX NOW..."; for(i = 0; i < sizeof message; timeWaster(200), i++) putchar(message); timeWaster(1000); for(int i =0; i<27;i++) { wasted = 200 - (24*i); cout<<"\b"; randChar(); cout<<"\b"; randChar(); cout<<"\b"; randChar(); cout<<"\b"; randChar(); cout<<"\b"; randCharEnd(); timeWaster(wasted); } system("CLS"); while(1337==cheesey) { int charCtr = rand()%3+3; int charCtr_1 = rand()%3+3; int charCtr1 = rand()%10; int charCtr2 = (rand()%10+10); int charCtr3 = (rand()%10+10); int spaceCtr1 = rand()%10; int spaceCtr2= rand()%(20-spaceCtr1); int spaceCtr3= rand()%(30-spaceCtr2); int tempSpaceCtr = spaceCtr1 + spaceCtr2 +1; int ctr = 0; int ctr_1 = 0; int ctr1 =0; int ctr2 =0; int ctr3 =0; while(ctr3<=charCtr3) { while(ctr2<=charCtr2) { while(ctr1<charCtr1) { while(ctr<=charCtr) { spaceMaker(spaceCtr1); randChar(); cout<<endl; ctr++; ctr1++; } spaceMaker(spaceCtr1); randChar(); spaceMaker(spaceCtr2); randChar(); cout<<endl; ctr1++; } spaceMaker(tempSpaceCtr); randChar(); if((ctr_1>=ctr2) && (ctr_1<=charCtr_1)) { spaceMaker(tempSpaceCtr); randChar(); } cout<<endl; ctr_1++; ctr2++; } ctr3++; } } system("PAUSE"); return 0; } int spaceMaker(int a) { for(int i =0; i<=a; i++) cout<<" "; } int timeWaster (int a) { a = a * 2; for(int i=0; i<= a; i++) cout<<" \b"; } void randCharEnd() { char symbol = rand()%126+33; cout<<symbol; cout<<"\b"; } void randChar() { char symbol = rand()%126+33; timeWaster(200); cout<<symbol; } _________________________

The beep is from a device in the motherboard, not attached to the speakers.

I popped into Jesse's topic just to get a quick update. I sure as heck didn't expect to see THIS sitting here. xD Thanks for the laugh, Horatio. x3 I hold each and every person that posts here very dear to my heart. And we all love you, 'Raishey. =D Thanks Cheesey. No Problem. ^.^ Do your think your parents would mind if I adopted you? Unfortunately, yes. xD

you might be now. but not at the time of the post in question. you said uck, cause you don't wanna study for whatever you were. the airbus is interesting to you, and therefor you would enjoy studying it. (I should be a lawyer...) No, the Airbus has so many memory items. I have been studying the Airbus the entire time. My little hamster brain has just so much room and it does not have extra room for work related stuff. (something tells me you are hiding something. >.>; ) Ah, well, I'll go with it. For now.

I popped into Jesse's topic just to get a quick update. I sure as heck didn't expect to see THIS sitting here. xD Thanks for the laugh, Horatio. x3 I hold each and every person that posts here very dear to my heart. And we all love you, 'Raishey. =D Thanks Cheesey. No Problem. ^.^

Get going... I will wait. nah, too lazy AT ONE POINT I will get a selection of like, 20 or so and post them.

I can not STAND the 10-11 year old kids in my troop. They are the most obnoxious, loud, whiny, uncooperative, ignorant group of litte twerps I have ever met. Somtime I just want to *beeping* kill them. whoops, I left the broiler on too long for my sammich, the smoke detector went off. No, I won't actually kill them. I just want them to stop being such a pain in the bum. D=

you might be now. but not at the time of the post in question. you said uck, cause you don't wanna study for whatever you were. the airbus is interesting to you, and therefor you would enjoy studying it. (I should be a lawyer...)

My matrix program, from which the birthday program was devised. ____________________________ #include <iostream> using namespace std; void randChar(); void randCharEnd(); int spaceMaker(int); int timeWaster (int); int main() { system("COLOR 0A"); srand((unsigned)time(NULL)); int charCtr; char randChar2; int ctr; int spaceCtr = 0; int wasted =0; char loader = static_cast<char>(177); cout<<"\nLoading...\n<---------->\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b"; for(int i = 1; i<=90;i++) { if(i%10==0) cout<<loader; timeWaster(1000); } cout<<loader<<">"; timeWaster(2000); size_t i = 0; char message[] = "\nENTERING THE MATRIX NOW..."; for(i = 0; i < sizeof message; timeWaster(200), i++) putchar(message); timeWaster(1000); for(int i =0; i<27;i++) { wasted = 200 - (24*i); cout<<"\b"; randChar(); cout<<"\b"; randChar(); cout<<"\b"; randChar(); cout<<"\b"; randChar(); cout<<"\b"; randCharEnd(); timeWaster(wasted); } system("CLS"); while(1337>0) { ctr = 0; charCtr = rand()%10+5; spaceCtr = rand()%75; while(ctr <= charCtr) { spaceMaker(spaceCtr); ctr++; randChar(); cout<<endl; } } system("PAUSE"); return 0; } int spaceMaker(int a) { for(int i =0; i<=a; i++) cout<<" "; } int timeWaster (int a) { a = a * 2; for(int i=0; i<= a; i++) cout<<" \b"; } void randCharEnd() { char symbol = rand()%126+33; cout<<symbol; cout<<"\b"; } void randChar() { char symbol = rand()%126+33; timeWaster(200); cout<<symbol; } __________________________________ I need to work on getting multiple lines at once.

Nothing. Are you still banned from the compies? Tell them to check the history, and if they have no proof of anything wrong, then they can't punish you.

You should. If nothing else for the experience of living somewhat on your own. Well, if all goes how my friend and I would like it, her and I would end up rooming together. And that would be amazingly fun.

I popped into Jesse's topic just to get a quick update. I sure as heck didn't expect to see THIS sitting here. xD Thanks for the laugh, Horatio. x3 I hold each and every person that posts here very dear to my heart. And we all love you, 'Raishey. =D

I wish people weren't so homophobic. When I think of my frineds, I don't think of their sexuality, their religion, or anything like that. I think of how the person acts and thinks, their personality. I have gay and bi friends. And when I'm talking to them, I don't think "I'm talking to my gay friend" or anything like that. I hope my point has been made. Not sure if I'm clear or not.

Y'see, I have 127 pictures. that would take forever.

Hammie-ninja-school. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: *wonders if Cheesemaster will buy this* Absolutely not. xD *reverts to an alternate plan* is ignoring the question your alternate plan?` *has a very innocent look on my face* Huh??? C'mon, I'm not stupid. What harm could there be in telling me what you are studying for?

I r b going to my school's homecoming with a bunch of friends, really looking forward to that.

*hands Cheesemaster The Gold Star Award* That's great!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you would like that. xD *goes to edit siggy*