Cheesus

Im on the waiting list for it at the library.

i forgot to put this in my sig! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Speaking of your sig, awesomeness is the only word for it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> the new one? yeah, i decided change was inevitable. ANd i guess i was inspired by will's changing of his siggy.

thanks for putting it all together. *presents with a cheesey award* Here you are, madame, enjoy *bows*

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Speak! *gets blender, ice cream, milk and vanilla flavoring* Okay, okay. Uh. I usually eyeball it, so I guess I'll have to guess the measurements, okay? I've never made vanilla milkshakes before, but I can guess here. I don't think you need the vanilla flavoring with vanilla ice cream unless you want a little more flavor. I believe that vanilla flavoring is strong, is it not? So only put a little for extra flavor. Like. Little. Anyways, we're talking full blender here. If you want strawberry milkshake, you'll need about 8 of them the size of the CostCo frozen strawberries. Or the equivalent. Chopped. I think that's about 2 cups... For the milk, you need about... 2 cups. Ice cream you will need around 4-6 scoops. Lower end with added fruits and higher end for already flavored ice cream or vanilla shakes. First you should put in the added fruit. Then the ice cream. Then the milk. If there's too much fruit, add more ice cream and/or milk. If the drink is too thick, add more milk. Too this is when it won't pour smoothly or blend smoothly enough after completely blended. If it is too runny for you, add ice cream. Not enough fruit? Feel free to add more. I talk too much. Okay, who here has messed up their blender attempting this? Are the measurements off? If so, I'm glad I don't have a blender to mess up... I've never attempted measuring the ingredients. I always eyeball it and put in the amount I think is right. It always works for me. So I guessed the measurements. They could be off. Okay... you are in major big trouble!!!!!!!!!! It works, and IT WORKS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The problem is, it works so great that I have eaten about two gallons of ice cream in the last two days. Ice cream with blueberries, ice cream with strawberries, ice cream with Georgia peaches, ice cream with maple syrup and walnuts... should I continue????? *is off on a sugar and fat binge* So my measurements weren't too far off? Cool! Heh. Maybe you should at least slow down a little bit. Maybe I shouldn't tell you how to make a great smoothie. Today's Vocabulary: Vagrant: Someone who wanders from place to place without any one place to stay. *gets blender all ready for smoothie instructions* *hint, hint* Ah, my family went on a smothie making rampage all last summer. But then again, just eyeballing works well for the ingrediants. 2-3 big scoops of vanilla or fruit ice cream a banana (peeled) a heaping cup of two types of fruit, frozen(more if you have a big enough blender) apple juice any other fruit juices you want. put everything into a blender. Put all the solid ingrediants in first, and then fill the blender up most of the way with the juices. Blend on high until smooth. 'Scuse me, but I believe that you are speaking of a shake. A shake has ice cream and smoothies are made with ice. A real smoothie... Eyeballing works best, but here are estimated measurements. Okay, um, if your ice cubes are the dome-ish type, use 8, but if they're the cubish cubes, I'd guess a little more than that... Some form of base(meaning a solid fruit). About 2 cups of that... About 2 cups of fruit juice. *is in Smoothie Heaven* And since smoothies don't have ice cream, it's healthier. Ice cream only makes smoothies more decadent! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And you'll be a fat little hamster. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> but a happy one.

it is a french cheese with herbs that is easily spread, and is very good on fresh french bread.

i forgot to put this in my sig!

I am not christian, does that automatically make me shallow and appearance-oriented? You hold a grudge because you are angry at someone, they have wronged you, and it isn't fair for nothing to happen to them. If someone killed your parents, would you forgive and forget, and be friends with him? Or would you just ignore him? You would be angry, you have a grudge, and you could never forgive the murderer. ever. I am not trying to make enemies, just getting my opinions out there.

The beast and the Harlot by avenged sevenfold.

And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with... unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King but it ate my computer's harddrive... while doing a <{POST_SNAPBACK}> headstand on a

And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with... unwanted body hair. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The hippo's name <{POST_SNAPBACK}> was Larry King <{POST_SNAPBACK}> but it ate

And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with... unwanted body hair.

*gives this one to Cheesemaster* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks for the exception *presents horatio with a shiny NON-EDIBLE cheesey award*

A good example of this catagory is "LOLA" yep, you heard it right. {exerpt deleted to protect impressionable young minds- *~.(lexx's alter ego)} <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *wants to hear it anyway*

I got another vote! *woots*

SSJ6Gohan/Jesse, Thanks for the Suggestions. When I tell my Mom I can't be perfect, she screams, "Oh G** D*** it Caitlin, Don't give me that **** Excuse" So, Not only does she think That I should be perfect, she thinks it's easy to be perfect. There's no such thing as a perfect person. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh no, you trip and fall and glass goes in you. Yeah, so, it's not like other people do it. It's not like your mom finds beer bottles and puts them there so you trip on them. My mother slapped me yesterday when I cards down on the kitchen counter because that is "where she wanted to put her pasta, because there was no more room." How was I supposed to know that. People.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It still hurts if you step on glass. I'm really proud of MK for just coming out and saying "I'm very sad, and I would like help so that I'm happier." A lot of people would just aquire some bad behaviors and hope that they caused somebody to pay attention to them. MK trusted us to help her because she needed it, and if all you're going to do if yell at her and be hypocritical, then you can leave the topic. There isn't any place for that here. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Really. Toto, Mk doesn't yell at you for complaining about pink or anything. If you don't think she has it hard, there is something wrong with you. She does. Even if she doesn't have it as hard as you do, that doesn't mean she has it easy. And yelling at her just makes it worse. Just like being deserted by friends. And don't think you are the only one that has people pretend to befriend you. Just about everyone in my 8th grade class, and more people outside of it. About 10 girls actually pretended to want to be my girlfriend, so stop yelling at mk! She can't help her situation, you don't need to make it worse!

Kat, i just notice in your siggy, there is the following: *jiggs* you have an extra g.

there are some really weird song names by locust. not appropriate for liitle kids. they have titles such as "gluing carpet to your genitals does not make you a canteloupe." I wonder if that will go through.

i am listening to mysteria by edguy. before that was fallen angels by the same group, before that was fury of the storm by dragonforce. before that was devils dance floor and the pirate song by flogging molly, and before that was barroom hero and the fighting 69th by Dropkick Murphys. listen to them.

and fell down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ......Suddenly, a giant..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> cheesemonster squished them.

like the spanish channel can be fun!

Doesn't this fall under number 7? 7. Do not get upset over your amount of votes. If you do I may have to pull you out of the competition. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> sorry.

nobody votes for me.

and fell down.

Done! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe Horatio should lock or delete the topic so it doesn't get confused with the poll or something. And so people don't continue nominating.