Cheesus

But what if saving one involves breaking the other?

A hamster's life is rather exciting... sleeping, moderating, sleeping, eating, sleeping, running in wheel... you get the picture. *avoids admitting that moderating IS my life* My daily scedule: 1.Try to not wake up 2.Go to school and die of Boredom 3.Come back to life at the end of day bell 4.Yell at Trent and accuse him of being Canadien 5.Go home and play Video Games 6. Sleep My life 1. Wake down 2. Go to school and hang with friends, but die of boredom in some classes. 3. sit waiting for end of day bell 4. revive myself at end of day bell 5. Go home and play video games/talk to friends on IM/play football(american)/do other random things 6. Fall asleep 7. Lather, rinse, repeat for better results. Why is it I don't see studying on the list!?! Because I don't study. o.O; and i don't have any C's in school, mostly A's, and a few B's.

A hamster's life is rather exciting... sleeping, moderating, sleeping, eating, sleeping, running in wheel... you get the picture. *avoids admitting that moderating IS my life* My daily scedule: 1.Try to not wake up 2.Go to school and die of Boredom 3.Come back to life at the end of day bell 4.Yell at Trent and accuse him of being Canadien 5.Go home and play Video Games 6. Sleep My life 1. Wake down 2. Go to school and hang with friends, but die of boredom in some classes. 3. sit waiting for end of day bell 4. revive myself at end of day bell 5. Go home and play video games/talk to friends on IM/play football(american)/do other random things 6. Fall asleep 7. Lather, rinse, repeat for better results. Why is it I don't see studying on the list!?! ...The Insane Don't study.... Or the mentally advanced...

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions,

I love wind power!!!! As do I, but the problem in this country is that many of the best sites for wind power are in national parks and so people complain that they spoil the natural beauty of the area. I disagree, in some areas like the Lake District I can agree with that they woul detract from the natural beauty, but is anyone really going to miss gazing out across barren moorland? Unfortunately, most people cannot see beyond what the thought "what will this do for me, now". We have about 60 years of the oil supplies remaining. In one hundred years we have used over half the recoverable oil that it took over one million years to create. Please look for the book: Over a Barrel, A Simple Guide to the Oil Shortage. It is written by Tom R. Mast. Still stuck in 20th Century Conservative mode I fear. I mean, look at Britain. We have several sites across the country which could be used for Tidal Power, the River Severn (with the second biggest tidal bore in the world) could generate 10% of our energy, that's as much as Nuclear is generating for us at the minute. And think about all the other sites we could use, we could easily hit the 20% renewable energy target set by the EU 10 years before its deadline. And all the places where wind power could be put, I mean who can say that Kent is beautiful? It is a landscape of cabbages, nothing more! Oh well. A criticism of Bush is pending, so here it comes. Think about the places he could stick wind turbines. All those old oil derricks for a start in the desert. Throw them out and replace them with gleaming white turbines, how about adding wind turbines in places which are barren, and useless and only grow cacti? North Dakota could be used. Stick a wind turbine next to each Nuclear Silo and you'd have enough to power New York, Los Angeles and Detroit (ahem, no comment about his unwillingness to surrender ICBMs). Oh well. Again. I shall keep a look out for the book Horatio, I may have to resort to looking on Amazon though, ooh.... Here is another thought. Copenhagen recycles 94 to 96 percent of the garbage collected to power the city. The great news about this program is only a maximum of 6 percent of the collected garbage heads for the landfill and the use of recoverable oil used as an energy source is minimal. Why can't New York City start a process like this????????? I think I can guess Bush's reply "New York is not like Copperhandgrenades." And in fact, I can't see why it isn't as yet even an EU directive to implement this sort of scheme. Apart from perhaps Stockholm and places in FInland, nowhere else in the EU has this sort of scheme so while we may be busying away on the Kyoto protocall, we are not doing anything to tackle the rubbish which emits about 35% of the methane from rubbish tips. Iceland is working it's way towards being oil free! They are able to use geothermal energy. Iceland is even getting read of petrol needingness, with Hydrogen powered cars, all that comes out the exhaust is water! WATER! Ok, so it may rain a bit more, but that is not a bad thing! Everything would be so much better, but so far only Toyota is offering anything near a clean car and that is a hybrid car with a mix of electricity and petrol.... *sigh* Why not say that any car which would not suffer a dip in performance from a conversion to hydrogen power from petrol, goes to hyrdogen. Small hatchbacks for example could be converted and it wouldn't make any difference! Less war, more green! Part of the problem is that hydrogen is not in a readily useable form and it takes about 1.7 times the amount of energy to produce 1.0 units of hydrogen energy. You need to use fossil fuels to make hydrogen fuels. I believe Honda has a hybrid car. The idea car is a combination of diesel and battery. A battery can take a car about 60 miles and if you combine the two you get an even better hybrid. The shame is that the problem is occuring now, but some of the technology is beyond us. *sigh* Really? I had not heard of that yet. But I think you are right, as a here and now solution to drastically reduce emissions is to go with Hybrid synergy (I think that is the correct spelling) drives as Toyota call them. That way we can reduce emissions from cars, perhaps delaying Armageddon a couple of years giving us time to develop better technology, start eliminating old fossil fuel power stations and adapt to a cleaner, greener living. Getting rid of standby buttons would be a good start.... This book has some great ideas. Such as make all car batteries a standard size, shape, etc. This way you could drive more than 60 miles by using a service station as a battery swap station instead of for fuel. You would drive in, for a small fee they would remove your battery and replace it with a fully charged battery and you would continue on. That would be great, but it would require the cooperation of all car manufacturers.

I figured Mushroom_king was out buying up all the new David Gilmour CDs. It's takin' her pretty long. ._. It takes a while to buy them all. It also takes a while to Put people in the meat grinder. *hands Mushroom_king all the David Gilmour CDs from Florida* *Intercepts and puts them in a meat grinder*

A hamster's life is rather exciting... sleeping, moderating, sleeping, eating, sleeping, running in wheel... you get the picture. *avoids admitting that moderating IS my life* My daily scedule: 1.Try to not wake up 2.Go to school and die of Boredom 3.Come back to life at the end of day bell 4.Yell at Trent and accuse him of being Canadien 5.Go home and play Video Games 6. Sleep My life 1. Wake down 2. Go to school and hang with friends, but die of boredom in some classes. 3. sit waiting for end of day bell 4. revive myself at end of day bell 5. Go home and play video games/talk to friends on IM/play football(american)/do other random things 6. Fall asleep 7. Lather, rinse, repeat for better results.

You better keep that question mark there until I taste all of your candy! *keeps printing more and more money with the scent of nip tac infused* You know, if you don't want the candy, you could always just give us the monies anyway. >.> *finishes loading helicopter with bags and bags of counterfeit money, takes off and heads for - Kat's - palace, has the hammie group, dropping 100 bills from the sky like snow flakes* I don't know if I should spend it or eat it. o.o I put some chocolate shaped like coins, wrapped in gold foil. Enjoy! *nibbles the chocolate and sells of the "gold" foil* uhnuhduh typo, boss.

Seriously... who buys lives from Walmart anymore? Kmart's much better. Target has some good lives. I prefer Wawa.

I think it makes sense. Thanks for the reply. y'elcome.

As always, so wonderful to see you!!!!! I love your stories and will be looking forward to you continuing! LOL Thing is, I already had started when you replied to this, so... in fact, you replied there first. I was trying to sneak up on you! LOL So much for that, eh. Although, you've already logged off when I posted this, so... Perhaps you've won... for now... My battery was used up and the computer went to sleep to protect my data. I came back but you were gone. Ah, I see. I thought you actually had a life, but no! Foolish of me, huh? I logged off; it was almost bedtime, after all. I didn't even realize I'd spent... over an hour here! Time flies when you're having fun (or stalking Horatio)! A life? What is a life? LOL It is what you lose when your HP reaches zero.

Bling-bling; Carrying your entire bank account on your arm and in your car OR Going in for fake, cheap stuff which is made for people who want to look wealthy, but can't really afford the Aston or Range Rover, so they have to buy A Cadillac Escalade (that 16ft rubbish car thing, which looks like a 4x4 or SUV, but isn't) Ah, and I suppose SEE ALSO: T, Mr. ALSO SEE ALSO: Rappers of which we have to many, one of the

You had better!!! *waits* here i am! i finally have some time... RANDOM: we are redoing our kitchen (sort of) we're getting a new floor, (its almost finished) a new fridge (we still need to pick one out) and a stove (i think) its so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW !!! the floor is done! its so pretty...it looks like hardwood but its actually laminate...its like a cherry color...its really cool! we now have our new fridge! its in the front hall rite now, and we're not positive if we can fit it thru the door from the hall to the kitchen but my dad will figure out somethin. the only bad part about the fridge is that magnets dont stick to it! but its really nice otherwise, its has the french door opening for the fridge part, but when u open them both, its not divided inside, and it had an icemaker in the fridge part, and the freezer's on the bottom, and its really big, and it has a thing in one of the fridge doors that can hold two gallons of milk and keeps them at a specail temperature and theres a place where u can put a whole platter in the fridge, and its SO COOL!!!!!!!! i cant wait 4 it to be all hooked up!!! Oh my goodness! That is such a phenomenal refrigerator. I saw the advert for it on the tele. How outstanding! I have been looking for some new appliances for my cage, and this was the most spectacular. I did not know that magnets would not stick. How could they make a refrigerator where you could not put your magnets all over it!!!! We have one like that, some magnets don't work, on it, but others do. It this spreads to more refrigerators, the magnet manufacturers will be shaking in their boots. They will have to resort to clothes washers and dryers, or maybe ovens.

All they would have to do is put it at a different altitude than that of the average airplane. And i do hope they get the funding.

See yah!

What did it look like, and in what scene? I want to find the dvd, then play where's waldo with the cat. and post a pic of your cat i guess.

I think it makes sense.

You had better!!! *waits* here i am! i finally have some time... RANDOM: we are redoing our kitchen (sort of) we're getting a new floor, (its almost finished) a new fridge (we still need to pick one out) and a stove (i think) its so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW !!! the floor is done! its so pretty...it looks like hardwood but its actually laminate...its like a cherry color...its really cool! we now have our new fridge! its in the front hall rite now, and we're not positive if we can fit it thru the door from the hall to the kitchen but my dad will figure out somethin. the only bad part about the fridge is that magnets dont stick to it! but its really nice otherwise, its has the french door opening for the fridge part, but when u open them both, its not divided inside, and it had an icemaker in the fridge part, and the freezer's on the bottom, and its really big, and it has a thing in one of the fridge doors that can hold two gallons of milk and keeps them at a specail temperature and theres a place where u can put a whole platter in the fridge, and its SO COOL!!!!!!!! i cant wait 4 it to be all hooked up!!! Oh my goodness! That is such a phenomenal refrigerator. I saw the advert for it on the tele. How outstanding! I have been looking for some new appliances for my cage, and this was the most spectacular. I did not know that magnets would not stick. How could they make a refrigerator where you could not put your magnets all over it!!!! Isn't that illegal or something?

I read something in a Popular Science magazine about wind turbines that actually fly, much in the way helicopters do, since the blades are horizontal. Two fans are linked together, so there would be a lot more stability. They don't do anything to the landscape below, and are much bigger. these would be tethered to the ground by cables which would carry the power output to station on the ground. The turbines themselves would be placed in the jetstreams, so there would be a constant supply of high winds. Of course, a lot of money would be needed to make such a system, and im sure there are problems that need worked out, but the article said it wasn't to extreme as to be impossible. But that would be cool.

You know boss, we should put a limit on the number of da people dat can joyne ouah mafia.

Fallen Angels, by Edguy

What kind of candy? *starts printing money for candy* What ever kind you want. I've got connections. Yeah? I've got cable connections... to the internet! *wants to join*

Don't play all the exact smae types of music. and get the audience involved. Those are my tips, but you probably already knew those.

I'm listening to Dragostea Din Tei- by O-zone

I like the thought!