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  1. It would make me very VERY sad! We have this thing between about five of our friends, if someone wastes food they get screamed "ETHIOPIA!" at them by the other people to remind them of the children in Ethiopia who don't have food. It started out as a joke when my friend Val was throwing gummi bears at my friend Lachlan. ♥ Lee My sadness had nothing to do with wasting food, but everything to do with chocolate! That sounds so much like you!
  2. I would love to, but I am not that smart on the computer. You can always print it out, colour it then scan it in again ♥ Lee that would be the easiest way, considering that MSpaint won't work well for coloring it.
  3. ...Technically against the rules. ...Are you saying you wouldn't notice sarcsm if it hit you in the face? or put you through the meat grinder?
  4. Do you recycle? If so, how much do you recycle? Think about this, if you use power tools and lawn machines, you are polluting the envionment and wasting fossil fuels. Yes, my family does. We recycle any plastic bottle, glass bottles, all papers(as long as they have no food on them). About 6-8 blue bags of plastics, and 4-5 brown bags of paper per week.
  5. I hate the way the majority of the world doesn't care at all about the environment, and the way they look down on those who do. Us "bleeding heart tree hugging hippies" really need to do something, because nobody else will.
  6. Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja:. Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the
  7. Cheesie... you need to pick someone else. HampsterKing does not post. Remember, Mega Wolf's rules show that you must post regularly to be in this poll. Ah, silly me. Where is the list of past winners? I don't know. Mushroom_king, Cupcakelvr101, Paws are eligible. Erendayu if she shows back up. I nominate mushroom king and cupcakelvr101.
  8. "Using no science, but what you see in nature and in yourselves, you cannot disprove God." basically, you are saying that if you ignore logic, you can't disprove anything. If you ignore logic, then i am a sleeping penguin juggling flaming chainsaws with a carrot shoved in my ear and 2+2= fish.
  9. And you are still alive to talk about it. You must have a nice brother. Perhaps he has a spare one? The DS package comes with an extra one. At first I thought you were meaning "Perhaps he had a spare brother". that could be useful. But I have a blue stylus.
  10. I say wez go and destroy teh mafias from da other cities. *steals mounds*
  11. I once was Wiccan. There I learned of healing spells, protective spells, etc. I also learned the ways of the druids where I learned my elemental spells. I have given up on the learnings for a while because with my stress and etc meditation isn't balancing it out. I need to get my priorities straight first. For no reason at well.. excluding I got bored one day... I became a spiritual satanist. Yeah.. I know.. I change a lot. I am not committed to this but if someone comes against me you better believe I will 100% behind my beliefs. However, I was much more at peace with existence when I was wiccan. Therefore I am thinking of changing... again. Yes I know alchemy but the alchemy I use does not require circles. Unless you are enchanting a potion. But even then they are magick circles used in regular spells with a few material enchant symbols. Hm.. perhaps by your circle I am thinking of the ones you would see on Full Metal Alchemist. I am a little confused. Which are you talking about? Just so you know, Taynio, I would say something about your absurd apostasy, but I'm feeling drained from an argument with my future Mother-in-Law, so I'll restrain for my sake. Oi, if you're going to start calling other religons (although technically, what most people refer to as "Magicks", the whole wiccan/witch/wizard etc., is not a religon, it is more a culture, a way of life than a full blown religon, but it doesn't matter!) ridiculous, what does that make Christianity? A 2006 year old religon with declining numbers of believers which follows a creed made up by powerful men intrested in furthering their own power than laying down a religous foundation, based on a bible which isn't accurate, ommits great numbers of details and has a variety of saints which were often bullies who sent letters to isolated bunches of christians who were quite happy before but now have to follow what Paul says or be smote (smitten). A religon whose roots are highly debatable, which is fracturing and becoming more divided each day with no sensible or strong leader in which to make the church viable for the 21st century. Ooh what else...Oh yes, information is only available through your local spin doctor (aka your priest) who will put his own interpretation on things, enforces ridiculous laws which are outdated and no longer relevant. Manipulated by Rome and facing competition from other religons which in this age of heightened social responsibility and such, appeals much better. Those of a ecological mindset or similarly enjoy peace and calm for a few minutes amongst a hectic and busy life are targeted by the Buddhists, those who are of a militant mindset can either go for Islamic fundementalism or the US Postal Service. Anyway, do not call others absurd before you can justifiably discount them with genuine evidence (spirtitual or biblical evidence not accepted, if you are dissatisified with your evidence's verdict, you cannot appeal to a higher authority). And anyway, Tayino's religon offers a much more interesting spirituality to Christianity's AND it is much more about the Earth than the churchs' habits of saying "you're only here for <90 years and then you're off to heaven, so feel free to buy SUVs, "gas-guzzling" Fords and Corvettes and mess up the earth, because hey you're not going to be here to feel the effects!" amen.
  12. Please post it again. For some reason, my mind is drawing a blank. he he, it is funny that you used that word in that context. Every now and then I come up with a good one! And they are definitely not intentional! It seems similar to a fruedian slip, ya know?
  13. Please post it again. For some reason, my mind is drawing a blank. he he, it is funny that you used that word in that context.
  14. You're awesome. New Art Time! I made up a kitty character. her name's Lily. I love her so muchly. Elle est tres mignonne. She is very darling. El gato es muy bonita the cat is very pretty
  15. i found out why i never see dr. who commercials, i don't have sci fi channel. T.T
  16. Vixen, you're freaky good with this whole drawing scene. o.O
  17. Just wanted to point out that there are many, many odd Jelly bean flavors. The company "Jelly Belly" does many of these. You don't want to know what they do for some of the flavors. Here's a hint for one though: It comes out your nose you know, some people can squirt soda out their nose, so tha would be root beer.
  18. That is definately the best choice.
  19. *innocent kitten eyes* I've got no idea what he's talking about... *wonders how long - Kat - had to practice those innocent kitten eyes* Wha? Practice? I've no need to practice! *loud thumping noises are heard from nearby closet* ...If you'll excuse me...I left a...food...in the oven. HOMESTAR REFERENCE!! *Ahem* woot.
  20. Here is your first question... TBFOF cannot see the Clickable Smilies (emoticons) properly. What is the problem? (See his topic in the Admin forum.) That... I could answer if I was an admin of theboard here, Which I dont expect to happen. I dont think I can get that, as... i havent access to anything that could fix it. But that happened to some of the members on a board that i AM admin of, and i still couldnt figure out what was wrong. Though answers to the following questions would help the situation: Did TBFOF install any anti-virus software recently? INstall anything... internet-related, for security? can you see other images on the board? (post reply, new topic, forum markers, etc.) what is your favorite color? what is the approximate velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut? Have you tried resetting the board cookies on your computer? (Reply if'n you dont know what the computer cookies are. They dont involve chocolate or sugary goodness in any way, though.) and have you checked for the emoticons on other computers that are networked the same way yours is? (provided you have multiple computers and a networking router) in regards to the swallow, is it African or European?
  21. Oh yeah. a LOT of oddities and stupid information. I never realized what ingredients went in to ducttape or WD-40 until 2 campouts ago. Speaking of that matter, im only 1 badge and a project away from Eagle rank. -parties- Congrats! that is a big achievement, i hope you make it. My troop has one of the highest percents of people making it there, not to brag.
  22. Cheesie... you need to pick someone else. HampsterKing does not post. Remember, Mega Wolf's rules show that you must post regularly to be in this poll. Ah, silly me. Where is the list of past winners?
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