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Boo and hiss at people who are mean to Arkcher! > Anyway, my advice would be to just not even look at emails from Sue. Delete them without even opening them. But... But its fun watching them dispair! D= ah whatever. Haha. You called a guy Sue. Haha Sue...you should have called him Debbie. nah, sally.

well, could you bring me back a piece of wedding cake?

poor you. but why can't you play DDR? 'Cause all of my favorite songs that I've unlocked I can't play. And I have no idea, Horatio. x_x I figured if he was in Memphis, I would find your brother and send him home! Uh, look and see if anybody is getting married in Memphis. If there is, go to the wedding, and if you see a tall guy with dark hair and a beard, tell him that Katie needs the memory card. LOL Sure! I can do that. Do you think I can crash the reception? lol, reception crashers.

poor you. but why can't you play DDR?

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats,

They are wandering about somewhere. They could also be on vacation! They need to come here! I'm leaving saturday to go down to grayson highlands for a week! Hey! You aren't permitted to leave! Unless of course you take me. Well, I would if I could, but there are several problems with that, such as you being in floridaland, and me being in maryland. That is just a little inconvenience.

They are wandering about somewhere. They could also be on vacation! They need to come here! I'm leaving saturday to go down to grayson highlands for a week!

Your art is really good. Is this just done on paint?

The fuzz makes the purple one look like it is in the desert!

LOL I hadn't thought of that! You are probably right! The good news is that, if a hurricane hit, being a rodent, I would have a readily available food source! I would just change the cheese of the week into a wheel of gouda and run you over! *borrows Mushroom_king's meat and cheese grinder* You were saying. I was saying i will be a good and loyal servant! You sure have a way with words! I thought so myself oh, and word disassociation - lemon demon

Go TBFOF! Go Microsoft Wireless Battery Life Level! *watches as the Energizer Bunny charges across the screen after TBFOF* I wish I had a few bunnies. I keep getting a pop up that my battery is critically low. I suggest throwing that Microsoft product into the garbage and get a REAL computer! I wish. If I would stop buying digital cameras I could afford it. I'm thinking of selling two for a Canon Rebel. Wait, did I say that already? Name all the cameras you have now and which model they are. Canon A95. Konica Minolta A200 Nikon L4 E-Vision Clearview Some cheap 1.3 one I got from my aunt. Do you have some weird obsession with cameras or something?

LOL I hadn't thought of that! You are probably right! The good news is that, if a hurricane hit, being a rodent, I would have a readily available food source! I would just change the cheese of the week into a wheel of gouda and run you over! *borrows Mushroom_king's meat and cheese grinder* You were saying. I was saying i will be a good and loyal servant!

Vote cheesemaster, and all of your wildest dreams will come true. maybe

LOL I hadn't thought of that! You are probably right! The good news is that, if a hurricane hit, being a rodent, I would have a readily available food source! I would just change the cheese of the week into a wheel of gouda and run you over!

angels and airwaves? ...eew

Looks like you have a wonderful backyard! I guess you can grow bananas in you backyard in Florida. I wanna move there!

I like to move it- reel to real

only about 800 left for me, if i remember correctly.

Good catch! but how does the costume being yellow make it harder to make? *notices how sharp Cheesemaster is today* about as sharp as something really sharp! However, my logic is a fuzzy as my hair! in order to understand that, you woulod have to see a picture of my hair or something! But it is really fuzzy, so... yeah. >.>

Good catch! but how does the costume being yellow make it harder to make?

Ohh, teh suspense is killing me! great story so far! however, how does one pronounce Draenno? Also, there is a hidden bad word in one of the names!

It's so cuuuuute! *wants to pet teh hampsters*

What you need to consider is how much energy it takes to remove the oil and the cost of doing so. Sometimes the energy expended and cost involved is not worth removing the oil. Of course when the cost of a barrel of oil reaches 70 to 100 or more, now you can rethink removing the oil from the earth. My thinking is to spend this money on finding alternative energy sources. However, that will never happen, because all the oil companies are hugely selfish jerks who will do anything to put more money in their pockets.

What happened this week-end??????? NO DR. WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Oh no? whatever shall we do? I am devastated!!!!!!! I can tell, you are just sad and lifeless if you don't get your who!

That could be really annoying. well, if you need to, you could get m to beat up j, that might get the message across. But if J keeps pestering you, tell him no, no matter what he thinks, you don't like him anymore, and tell him to get out of our life. If other people are telling you to go out with him, say that you don't want to , you don't like him anymore, and you are tired of people trying to get the two of you together. Also, there could be a person that keeps telling him that you like him secretly. I've seen a kid do this to another kid, and got him to ask this girl out four times. He also asked for..."phone favors" if you know what I mean. Some people do this to others, but it is quite cruel.