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o.o Seriously? It's been two weeks? LOL That is exactly what I asked! Congratulations! Shall I give you your nip tac pie now? it is eip pin tac, cause nip tac pie would be eip cat pin! I can't slip anything past you. Nope!

Kind of like those people who are still digging up property trying to find Jimmy Hoffa's body? LOL yeah, a lot like that. My ex-boyfriend is STILL holding a grudge against me. I'm not about to hold a grudge against him, but I swear, skirt-boy is insane! skirt boy?

o.o Seriously? It's been two weeks? LOL That is exactly what I asked! Congratulations! Shall I give you your nip tac pie now? it is eip pin tac, cause nip tac pie would be eip cat pin!

Would you like to tell me what the winning lottery numbers will be for the next powerball? Let's see if your luck holds out! sure! *can't find button for pi* So that's your secret! *thought he had pi memorized* 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592 or 3.14159265 My bro's friend has it memorized to 56 digits out. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 There you go... 56 digits! I can only remember the first three to five. I wonder how he does it! Some girl in middle school won an award for memorizing the first 100 digits of pi! Why does anyone want to do that, though? *thinks* For the same reason people do bizarre things to get into The Guiness Book of World Records. How does that sound? Would you like to tell me what the winning lottery numbers will be for the next powerball? Let's see if your luck holds out! sure! *can't find button for pi* So that's your secret! *thought he had pi memorized* 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592 or 3.14159265 My bro's friend has it memorized to 56 digits out. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 There you go... 56 digits! I can only remember the first three to five. I wonder how he does it! Some girl in middle school won an award for memorizing the first 100 digits of pi! Why does anyone want to do that, though? *thinks* For the same reason people do bizarre things to get into The Guiness Book of World Records. How does that sound? sounds like you are double posting. what has gotten into you, horation?

It is not a matter of breaking the law, it is the fact that what you do will have an impact on whatever job you would like. Companies now do credit checks, background checks, criminal and record checks... plus more. If you want something more than a job that pays minimum wage, then I can only suggest keeping your nose clean. i dont want a job. or i'll just lose weight and be a stripper. And you don't think stripping is a job? yea, but i wouldnt not be given the job cuz i had a crimnal record. Quite right. And how long do you think you could do that job? Probably no 401K or health benefits. ha. honestly i dont want to live that long... i see why i should live now but i really dont see why live past 35... Unless you have kids or something. They might be sad if you just die. I'm going to live until 50. And only 50. But according to my 'life line' I'm going to live until I'm 108. That's seriously not going to happen. I'll kill myself before then. xD So are you going to commit this act on your birthday or just somewhere in your 50th year? Meh. I don't know. I'm hoping someone will do it for me. (: Toto is like me, to a point. XD I don't just wanna die of an illness, or something. I wanna go out in a blaze of glory, like, after taking down an entire army single-handedly. >_>;; I also want a viking funeral, where they put me and all my worldy possetions in a boat, push it out into the water, and set it on fire with a flaming arrow. What a cheery topic! Oh, that reminds me of this movie where something happens to the guy and the girl goes out into the boat, and takes her sword to herself. I can't remember what this movie this was, but it was really a sad but fantastic ending. It is not a matter of breaking the law, it is the fact that what you do will have an impact on whatever job you would like. Companies now do credit checks, background checks, criminal and record checks... plus more. If you want something more than a job that pays minimum wage, then I can only suggest keeping your nose clean. i dont want a job. or i'll just lose weight and be a stripper. And you don't think stripping is a job? yea, but i wouldnt not be given the job cuz i had a crimnal record. Quite right. And how long do you think you could do that job? Probably no 401K or health benefits. ha. honestly i dont want to live that long... i see why i should live now but i really dont see why live past 35... Unless you have kids or something. They might be sad if you just die. I'm going to live until 50. And only 50. But according to my 'life line' I'm going to live until I'm 108. That's seriously not going to happen. I'll kill myself before then. xD So are you going to commit this act on your birthday or just somewhere in your 50th year? Meh. I don't know. I'm hoping someone will do it for me. (: Toto is like me, to a point. XD I don't just wanna die of an illness, or something. I wanna go out in a blaze of glory, like, after taking down an entire army single-handedly. >_>;; I also want a viking funeral, where they put me and all my worldy possetions in a boat, push it out into the water, and set it on fire with a flaming arrow. What a cheery topic! Oh, that reminds me of this movie where something happens to the guy and the girl goes out into the boat, and takes her sword to herself. I can't remember what this movie this was, but it was really a sad but fantastic ending. It is not a matter of breaking the law, it is the fact that what you do will have an impact on whatever job you would like. Companies now do credit checks, background checks, criminal and record checks... plus more. If you want something more than a job that pays minimum wage, then I can only suggest keeping your nose clean. i dont want a job. or i'll just lose weight and be a stripper. And you don't think stripping is a job? yea, but i wouldnt not be given the job cuz i had a crimnal record. Quite right. And how long do you think you could do that job? Probably no 401K or health benefits. ha. honestly i dont want to live that long... i see why i should live now but i really dont see why live past 35... Unless you have kids or something. They might be sad if you just die. I'm going to live until 50. And only 50. But according to my 'life line' I'm going to live until I'm 108. That's seriously not going to happen. I'll kill myself before then. xD So are you going to commit this act on your birthday or just somewhere in your 50th year? Meh. I don't know. I'm hoping someone will do it for me. (: Toto is like me, to a point. XD I don't just wanna die of an illness, or something. I wanna go out in a blaze of glory, like, after taking down an entire army single-handedly. >_>;; I also want a viking funeral, where they put me and all my worldy possetions in a boat, push it out into the water, and set it on fire with a flaming arrow. What a cheery topic! Oh, that reminds me of this movie where something happens to the guy and the girl goes out into the boat, and takes her sword to herself. I can't remember what this movie this was, but it was really a sad but fantastic ending. Nice triple postage in one post there, horation. The way I want to go is by falling out of an airplane, I think that would be fun! =D

I might be! I hate working hard when people around you are being lazy. And also while you are being smart while people around you are acting stupid.

Would you like to tell me what the winning lottery numbers will be for the next powerball? Let's see if your luck holds out! sure! *can't find button for pi* So that's your secret! *thought he had pi memorized* 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592 or 3.14159265 My bro's friend has it memorized to 56 digits out.

eew... that is kinda nasty... and weird...

Neo-whativism? Hey, I just like to follow the rules to the "t". Which ones? Oh, sorry, I haven't been on in the last few days... To the first one, I don't hate you either. I'm glad someone finally said it, because I can be pretty hate-able... To the second one, look in your heart and tell me your opinion on the details pertaining to homosexuality? Seriously, not only does Leviticus [Leviticus 18:22 NIV]", but it's also against evolutionary standards. The gay gene would have died out long ago, since it doesn't support reproduction. If gay was okay, then we'd all be bisexual to some extent, and then that would increase the likelihood of disease (AIDS), injury (that has to hurt). I almost cried today from what he said today... AT least you admit to evolution. But upon doing my own research, i have found out that there is in fact no gay gene. There was research, and it had been interpreted as showing that there was such a thing. And there is not an increased risk of contracting std's from gay sex. And Paz, you do realize that being gay isn't a choice, right? I have talked to several people I knew open about the fact that they were gay.

There was a little bit of practice. What amazes me is the effort it takes to write chatspeak and it seems so much easier just to write in English with correct spelling. That is what confuses me. It seems like hard work to write in chatspeak. Well, there are different forms of chatspeak. Actually, there's one. There's chatspeak, and then there is "1337", which Tibs was using. Haha, I just called TBFOF Tibs... Chatspeak: lk i cnt go 2day cuz of swm lsns [like I can't go today because of swim lessons] 1337(leet): p00f4(3 l0lz0rz [pooface lolzorz] The first two I would do okay, but the last one would really make me work hard. I had no idea of the different forms of chatspeak. That is very interesting. Thank you for the information. there wer only two options... The second isn't known as chatspeak, but 1337speak (leetspeak)

It is not a matter of breaking the law, it is the fact that what you do will have an impact on whatever job you would like. Companies now do credit checks, background checks, criminal and record checks... plus more. If you want something more than a job that pays minimum wage, then I can only suggest keeping your nose clean. i dont want a job. or i'll just lose weight and be a stripper. And you don't think stripping is a job? yea, but i wouldnt not be given the job cuz i had a crimnal record. Quite right. And how long do you think you could do that job? Probably no 401K or health benefits. ha. honestly i dont want to live that long... i see why i should live now but i really dont see why live past 35... Unless you have kids or something. They might be sad if you just die. I'm going to live until 50. And only 50. But according to my 'life line' I'm going to live until I'm 108. That's seriously not going to happen. I'll kill myself before then. xD So are you going to commit this act on your birthday or just somewhere in your 50th year? Meh. I don't know. I'm hoping someone will do it for me. (: Perhaps your future kids or your husband? "Hey kids, which one would like to kill me? You will get 5 dollars!" "OOH! me mommy!" "No, me!" Wonderful visions of toto's future. +D

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Well, you could ask for a snake intead, how about a horse mommy? Iguana? *insert name of random big lizrd*? And then ask about the dog. And assure her that they stay small.

Would you like to tell me what the winning lottery numbers will be for the next powerball? Let's see if your luck holds out! sure! *can't find button for pi*

Have a nice trip to...um...wherever you're going jesse, didn't you use to be ssj gohan? I can answer for him... SSJ6 Gohan and yes you are so correct. okay. I'm guessing the answer to my question is no, then. (the one that got modded out:P) dun worry, I can see why. Good guess! go me and my awsome guessing abilities! ^(o.o)^

Any response to my posts Paz?

Have a nice trip to...um...wherever you're going jesse, didn't you use to be ssj gohan? I can answer for him... SSJ6 Gohan and yes you are so correct. okay. I'm guessing the answer to my question is no, then. (the one that got modded out:P) dun worry, I can see why.

m33? +4Lk 1/\/ 1/\/gl15|-|? lyk33 1 4m 4lr34dii. duh. i +1nk u /\/33d 2 t4k i/\/ 1/\/gl15|-| Please talk in English for me, an old hamster. I would really appreciate it. Okay, I will stop with the haxxorz. and... translarion: "Me? Talk in english? Like I am already. Duh. I think you need to talk in english.

1 n0 h0\/\/. 1 m3+ h1m b4. n 1 sum+1m33z t4k 2 h1m +ro 33m41l. *translation* I know how. I met him b4. And someone (unsure on the "m33z. maybe it is "me") talk to him through email. I think instead of someone it's sometimes. *shrugs* Yes it was. Sometimes, not somone. well, i got the majority of it right, correct?

(woo! i got the 500th reply!)

1 n0 h0\/\/. 1 m3+ h1m b4. n 1 sum+1m33z t4k 2 h1m +ro 33m41l. *translation* I know how. I met him b4. And someone (unsure on the "m33z. maybe it is "me") talk to him through email. I think instead of someone it's sometimes. *shrugs* I see, then it is n I sometimes talk to him... okay, thanks for that. I saw sum(plus)1, like sum1.

You are quite welcome! I'm glad it helped. ^.^

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. we had monkey

The words are english, and so are the symbols. =D

Someone is strongly opinionated on t3h t4t00s.