Cheesus

Well, run at someone, jump on them, and give them a hug. That is about it. And hopefully not knock them on the ground! I dunno, that could make things even more fun.

well, my alarm clock didn't wake me up this morning. well, it did, but only long enough for me to turn it off.

dogma- by KMFDM

Well, run at someone, jump on them, and give them a hug. That is about it.

Get your acceptance speech ready. "I'd like to thank my parents, friends pets, and all the other like these tht didn't actually do anything to help me win this, for helping me win this. Waaahhhhh." Isn't that how the majority of them go?

LOL And you think I have it? not really. Oh good! I didn't want you to think too highly of me! I am not very prone to waiting... I like stuff happening NOW.

LOL And you think I have it? not really.

o.o Seriously? It's been two weeks? LOL That is exactly what I asked! Congratulations! Shall I give you your nip tac pie now? it is eip pin tac, cause nip tac pie would be eip cat pin! I can't slip anything past you. Then it is official, correct? Yep. o.o I checked. She posted the announcement on June 18, so two weeks would have been over on July 2... Wow. I actually won. On a technicallity, but hey... w00t! *hugs all around* Hooray technicalities! ^.^ Don't you just love those technicalities!!!!! Sooo...what do I do now? jig? Yes. Jig in cherry jello! noooo... orange flavored. Add whipped cream all over it and let's put on padding and catcher's masks to protect us from the Claymore! i would prefer a full suit of armor with protection from ninja-claymore+23.q

you dance- motion trio. This is something neat i found when looking up how to spell accordion. It is a band of two accordions and a keyboard, or something like that, but it sounds really neat. like this song, you could almost rave to.

W H A T ? ? ? ? Paris Hilton sings????????????? Yes. ;_; *cling to Horatio* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss... how bad is it?

Would you like to tell me what the winning lottery numbers will be for the next powerball? Let's see if your luck holds out! sure! *can't find button for pi* So that's your secret! *thought he had pi memorized* 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592 or 3.14159265 My bro's friend has it memorized to 56 digits out. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 There you go... 56 digits! I can only remember the first three to five. I wonder how he does it! Some girl in middle school won an award for memorizing the first 100 digits of pi! Why does anyone want to do that, though? *thinks* For the same reason people do bizarre things to get into The Guiness Book of World Records. How does that sound? sounds like you are double posting. what has gotten into you, horation? ROFOCLH!!!!!! Oh my... caught! I was borrowing some airspace and it decided that it was not a strong signal, anyway, I clicked on Add Reply about twelve hundred times and this was what happened. I can never get away with anything! I don't see how clicking on add reply extra times does anything. I shall try it. You didn't quite read thoroughly what I wrote. *puts an arrow in post pointing to my previous post* i dun see arrows. andyway, did you click back and then add reply again? Here you go... This all happened when I left my cage and headed for New York City. I was looking for a place to do my moderating. No Starbucks were nearby. I saw someone sitting in a folding chair on the sidewalk using her computer. My questions to this person were... Are you on the internet? Yes. Password required? No. Thanks. I then sat down, opened the laptop and started typing. Ah. I don't see how doing that makes it go all wonky. i dunno that much about computers. It has to do with weak signal strength, losing the signal, getting the signal back and most of all PATIENCE! okay. something i lack, that whole patience thing.

o.o Seriously? It's been two weeks? LOL That is exactly what I asked! Congratulations! Shall I give you your nip tac pie now? it is eip pin tac, cause nip tac pie would be eip cat pin! I can't slip anything past you. Then it is official, correct? Yep. o.o I checked. She posted the announcement on June 18, so two weeks would have been over on July 2... Wow. I actually won. On a technicallity, but hey... w00t! *hugs all around* Hooray technicalities! ^.^ Don't you just love those technicalities!!!!! Sooo...what do I do now? jig? Yes. Jig in cherry jello! noooo... orange flavored.

buuuut... most of the time we don't.

is it... good?

I got glomped on the 4th. ran into some freinds at the fireworks. Well, it would be more truthful to say they ran into me.

Would you like to tell me what the winning lottery numbers will be for the next powerball? Let's see if your luck holds out! sure! *can't find button for pi* So that's your secret! *thought he had pi memorized* 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592 or 3.14159265 My bro's friend has it memorized to 56 digits out. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 There you go... 56 digits! I can only remember the first three to five. I wonder how he does it! Some girl in middle school won an award for memorizing the first 100 digits of pi! Why does anyone want to do that, though? *thinks* For the same reason people do bizarre things to get into The Guiness Book of World Records. How does that sound? sounds like you are double posting. what has gotten into you, horation? ROFOCLH!!!!!! Oh my... caught! I was borrowing some airspace and it decided that it was not a strong signal, anyway, I clicked on Add Reply about twelve hundred times and this was what happened. I can never get away with anything! I don't see how clicking on add reply extra times does anything. I shall try it. You didn't quite read thoroughly what I wrote. *puts an arrow in post pointing to my previous post* i dun see arrows. andyway, did you click back and then add reply again? Here you go... This all happened when I left my cage and headed for New York City. I was looking for a place to do my moderating. No Starbucks were nearby. I saw someone sitting in a folding chair on the sidewalk using her computer. My questions to this person were... Are you on the internet? Yes. Password required? No. Thanks. I then sat down, opened the laptop and started typing. Ah. I don't see how doing that makes it go all wonky. i dunno that much about computers.

o.o Seriously? It's been two weeks? LOL That is exactly what I asked! Congratulations! Shall I give you your nip tac pie now? it is eip pin tac, cause nip tac pie would be eip cat pin! I can't slip anything past you. Then it is official, correct? Yep. o.o I checked. She posted the announcement on June 18, so two weeks would have been over on July 2... Wow. I actually won. On a technicallity, but hey... w00t! *hugs all around* Hooray technicalities! ^.^ Don't you just love those technicalities!!!!! Sooo...what do I do now? jig?

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating is own...

You could tell us what you are doing this summer. You could talk about how life is treating you. Or how you re treating |ife.

Would you like to tell me what the winning lottery numbers will be for the next powerball? Let's see if your luck holds out! sure! *can't find button for pi* So that's your secret! *thought he had pi memorized* 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592 or 3.14159265 My bro's friend has it memorized to 56 digits out. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 There you go... 56 digits! I can only remember the first three to five. I wonder how he does it! Some girl in middle school won an award for memorizing the first 100 digits of pi! Why does anyone want to do that, though? *thinks* For the same reason people do bizarre things to get into The Guiness Book of World Records. How does that sound? sounds like you are double posting. what has gotten into you, horation? ROFOCLH!!!!!! Oh my... caught! I was borrowing some airspace and it decided that it was not a strong signal, anyway, I clicked on Add Reply about twelve hundred times and this was what happened. I can never get away with anything! I don't see how clicking on add reply extra times does anything. I shall try it. You didn't quite read thoroughly what I wrote. *puts an arrow in post pointing to my previous post* i dun see arrows. andyway, did you click back and then add reply again?

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped reincarnation as a

to your last sentence, then they were brainwashed or confused. I have gay friends that went straight because they experienced a straight close encounter. Tell me it isn't a choice when I tell you Dennis Jernigan, one of the greatest and most famous Christian artists actually lived the gay lifestyle, until he came to Christ and prayed for healing, got married, and now has somewhere between 7 and 12 kids? Yeah, that's a lot, considering I'm planning on 3, myself... Beat that. I never said it was impossible to go from gay to straight, but your friends could just be bi. All your examples don't show that they chose to be gay. And have you ever heard of covering up? Jernigan quite possibly was just trying to show the world he was staight, so he would be an accepted christian. I think he was overdong it with the kids, though.

They do. Do Koalas poop? "ASK" it, if you know what I mean. It's towards the bottom. It says you can buy it. Ahh, yes, I see it. I also found this little gem of a quote there () : "Her instructor winked back and promptly told us that koalas eat their parent's poop (ICK!)" How horrible!!!!!!! Guinea Pigs eat their own poop ... What's so new about that? xD So does that mean you never have to clean their cage? unortunately for me, no. They have two kinds of poo, the kind they eat, and the kind I have to clean up every week. One is kinda mushier, that is more nutritious or something and they eat that, and the other is more solid, i have to clean theat up. lots of it. :P:P:P

Would you like to tell me what the winning lottery numbers will be for the next powerball? Let's see if your luck holds out! sure! *can't find button for pi* So that's your secret! *thought he had pi memorized* 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592 or 3.14159265 My bro's friend has it memorized to 56 digits out. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 There you go... 56 digits! I can only remember the first three to five. I wonder how he does it! Some girl in middle school won an award for memorizing the first 100 digits of pi! Why does anyone want to do that, though? *thinks* For the same reason people do bizarre things to get into The Guiness Book of World Records. How does that sound? sounds like you are double posting. what has gotten into you, horation? ROFOCLH!!!!!! Oh my... caught! I was borrowing some airspace and it decided that it was not a strong signal, anyway, I clicked on Add Reply about twelve hundred times and this was what happened. I can never get away with anything! I don't see how clicking on add reply extra times does anything. I shall try it.

Ohhhhhhh not another one! yeah, how do you manage that?