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The rules can be a pain, but what if Arkcher was a 57 year old man who used a picture of a young person, claiming it was him, and then tried to get you to run away from home or something like that and ended up murdering you?????????????????????????????????????????? Okay, a bit theatrical, but you get the idea. what about the pics people already have up of themselves?

North Korea is apparently testing nuclear missles. Just what we need, another country that doesn't like us with the potential to nuke us.

oh noes! And once again... macho man- the village people. I <3 this song so much. XD i know they are a disco band, but I like disco i guess. XDDDDD

The rumour probably appeared on the front page of a couple of those tabloids that are in the grocery checkout line. with headlines involving batboy, or that Jonah's skeleton was found in a whales mouth, and carbon dating proved it to be 2400 years old. go world weekly news! *~*the Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Sun said that The world was gonna end on the 11th last month. I laugh at them. And Weekly World News is Hilarious. XD People actually believe that, did you know? I think they have a Reader's letter section and they have letters where ijits actually think the articles are true. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy domine The really scary part is that those 'ijits' get to vote in the elections!!! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* I really want to put them all in the Meat Grinder. But while I was hooking up the Meat Grinder with a turbo engine for faster Grinding, I relised, "Wait, then half the world's population would be gone!" LOL *~*The Psychedelicn Luau*&~*The Astronomy Domine*~* well... helping to end world hunger, overpoulation, and major cutting back of pollution then. Plus, a more educatred society. Who knows? can't be THAT bad. XDDD

That reminds me of an old bugs bunny cartoon. XDD

no clue Mk. lesse, EGET? and mine is Stevenson. YOu know, my brother's initials were going to be AS and then another letter that I can't put here due to content restrictions. XDDD

When that frog, croaked his song, he was wearing his hat all wrong so then he grabbed a guitar then ran to the country-time bar. When he sang with-a syrupy twang, The Meat Grinder had hunger pangs. Worm your Honour, you're goin' in, Until Johnny Depp, finds his hairpin. "Get writing Glowurm!!!" Horatio did cry Until The Teacher ate his pie The frog, now yearning for insects Missed his bus, went back to Texas Arkcher, Glowurm, The country-time bar waiting for cheesemaster, who came in his car MK and Trent were quite spent When they both underpayed the rent

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then quintesential superlative pommegranites

Im planning on being a ninja. XD I went as link for 3 staight years. That was a very hot (in two senses!) costume. start off with white long johns and a white shirt like that, and then I had a green felt tunic and hat, felt gauntlets and these nifty boot cover to make them more linkesque, plus a sheild painted silver with the red bird thing on the hylian sheild painted on as well, and a wooden sword painted silver. Oh, and i also had the hat. XD It was AWSOME!!!!111oneone

really good cake = lemon jello poke cake. You make a yellow cake, any brand, really. When it is done, you poke a bunch of holes in the top with a fork, and pour lemon jello over it. let it soak in, and put it in the fridge overnight. Next morning, put whipped cream on top. SO GOOD!

That is a lot of buttons. O.O anyways, i suppose i will never see arkchers pic, cause I can't ask for the site here, nor casn i give my email to mk for her to email it to me. all these rules can be such a nuiscance. though maybe someone could copy the image and post it here? with arkchers permission, of course.

Fudge ones? [Fudge ones? ] [double fudge ] [eww]

[poopsicles? XD]

You'll get in. You're too smart to reject. That's the day after my dad's birthday. Wierd. I still need to buy him something... Well then, you're dad's birthday is the same day as a math team event. Not that he would care much. Being an engineer, he might appreciate that. So far I got him a calendar featuring scenic outhouses (camp joke). I want to see about finding him some lemon cookies or something else he likes too. He's a tough one to get gifts for, because he doesn't play golf and hates wearing ties. What kind of engineer???? Civil, mechanical, etc. ...? In the grocery store are these killer lemon and ginger cookies by a company called Carr (if I remember correctly). They should be in the cookie area, but usually off in their own special section just for Carr products. They make all kinds of crackers, cookies, etc. These are really superb. Crabtree and Evelyn also makes a wonderful lemon cookie. I especially like both these cookies with lemon sorbet. I prefer lemon and lime bars. ^.^ Lemon and lime bars??? Ohhhh, those sound so good. Who makes the best one and where do you find them? krusteaz. 'O' they come in a white box in a grocery store. I'm not sure if they wold be in florida or something. You might hve to come all the way to maryland! But then again, you do go up to ny just for a bagel... Right now Maryland is having some flooding problems, so I will wait. But believe me, I will come to Maryland for some of these cookies. LOL Not exactly cookies. But soft bars, and you out powdered sugar on top. Yummeh. ^.^

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* First Luke. (I sometimes call him Woody woodepecker) Then Horatio. Now Arkcher?! I'M TURNING INTO ARLUKEATIO!!!!!!! Or something. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Arlukeatio... now that is a cool name. Perhaps you could add an illustration of just how you look. acne-riddled hampster-wolf thing with a lightsaber? *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* Luke, AKA Woody Woodepecker, is a Jock kid who kicks %$# and is one of my closest real-life freinds. XD I Don't know what that would look like. I've seen Arkcher's photo and I just can't see how that would combine with Luke and Horatio. I also found a new button set. This button set has various Buttons from Various Clssic rock bands i like, such as Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Judas Preist, etc. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* where is his photo? Don't ask that question because you will not get the answer. Any perticular reason why?

I agree. >__> Wha'f you were like, playin' Metroid Fusion while talking in Arkcher-man style? I need to come up with an official name for that... thing, way of speech, language, I dunno. i dont even know what it is. XD Arkamonics?

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* First Luke. (I sometimes call him Woody woodepecker) Then Horatio. Now Arkcher?! I'M TURNING INTO ARLUKEATIO!!!!!!! Or something. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Arlukeatio... now that is a cool name. Perhaps you could add an illustration of just how you look. acne-riddled hampster-wolf thing with a lightsaber? *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* Luke, AKA Woody Woodepecker, is a Jock kid who kicks %$# and is one of my closest real-life freinds. XD I Don't know what that would look like. I've seen Arkcher's photo and I just can't see how that would combine with Luke and Horatio. I also found a new button set. This button set has various Buttons from Various Clssic rock bands i like, such as Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Judas Preist, etc. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* where is his photo?

well, don't they have an upstairs room?

You'll get in. You're too smart to reject. That's the day after my dad's birthday. Wierd. I still need to buy him something... Well then, you're dad's birthday is the same day as a math team event. Not that he would care much. Being an engineer, he might appreciate that. So far I got him a calendar featuring scenic outhouses (camp joke). I want to see about finding him some lemon cookies or something else he likes too. He's a tough one to get gifts for, because he doesn't play golf and hates wearing ties. What kind of engineer???? Civil, mechanical, etc. ...? In the grocery store are these killer lemon and ginger cookies by a company called Carr (if I remember correctly). They should be in the cookie area, but usually off in their own special section just for Carr products. They make all kinds of crackers, cookies, etc. These are really superb. Crabtree and Evelyn also makes a wonderful lemon cookie. I especially like both these cookies with lemon sorbet. I prefer lemon and lime bars. ^.^ Lemon and lime bars??? Ohhhh, those sound so good. Who makes the best one and where do you find them? krusteaz. 'O' they come in a white box in a grocery store. I'm not sure if they wold be in florida or something. You might hve to come all the way to maryland! But then again, you do go up to ny just for a bagel...

You'll get in. You're too smart to reject. That's the day after my dad's birthday. Wierd. I still need to buy him something... Well then, you're dad's birthday is the same day as a math team event. Not that he would care much. Being an engineer, he might appreciate that. So far I got him a calendar featuring scenic outhouses (camp joke). I want to see about finding him some lemon cookies or something else he likes too. He's a tough one to get gifts for, because he doesn't play golf and hates wearing ties. What kind of engineer???? Civil, mechanical, etc. ...? In the grocery store are these killer lemon and ginger cookies by a company called Carr (if I remember correctly). They should be in the cookie area, but usually off in their own special section just for Carr products. They make all kinds of crackers, cookies, etc. These are really superb. Crabtree and Evelyn also makes a wonderful lemon cookie. I especially like both these cookies with lemon sorbet. I prefer lemon and lime bars. ^.^

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* First Luke. (I sometimes call him Woody woodepecker) Then Horatio. Now Arkcher?! I'M TURNING INTO ARLUKEATIO!!!!!!! Or something. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Arlukeatio... now that is a cool name. Perhaps you could add an illustration of just how you look. acne-riddled hampster-wolf thing with a lightsaber?

I am listening to bumps and smacks from a game! =D

when you kept refreshing for like, 2 hours waiting for horatio to get one. XD

wow. >.< someone has something up there bum.

You check in three times a day. XD