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I am in the library at the moment. Before I leave I am going to check one out. I just tried to read a science fiction book and it was awful. I won't mention the name just in case you all like this author. Some science fiction is really boring, but some of it isn't.

horatio, submitting to pressure? Now what if somebody were to search up binh and find him and do something bad? All because of this? See, i should be a mod too, so i can make up for where Horation is slacking. not that there are many places, mind.

Boo to nuclear tests. Underground or not, still very boo. In fact, when you think about it, even though direct human death is not a factor, if they tested it in the wrong area the water supply could be contaminated. Wonder what punishment North Korea is going to receive for doing that? looks like economic sanctions for now.

It was 37 at the bus stop this morning. yesterday it was in the 60's at the same time. I wore a t-shirt this morning, and I was fine. And now I'm reading about horatio "freezing" in 66 degrees... pff. XD

I might end up going as chuck norris. XDD

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle...

WEell, what do you want her to know? That you like her? Well, the obvious answer, but possibly the most flawed, is getting someone else to ask her. Now, it gets the message without you having to tell it to her, and that makes it popular. However, some girls would think that you are a pansy if you do that. Also, the messanger could corrupt the message. Another method is using the alpha key to write a note on a graphing calculator. If she really is a nerd, she will love that. Also, if you could get her IM, you could ask her over that. It prolly wouldn't work though. You could also do a regular note on a peice of paper, but i think that is too boring. before i continue, are you two actually friends right now?

If someone were to log on as horatio besided horation, think of the possible chaos!

*wonders if you get welts from playing legos while listening to this band* that would be a big lego set to give you welts. but maybe the awsomeness of the songs make it so that you don't concentrate on the legos and... welt yourself?

When that frog, croaked his song, he was wearing his hat all wrong so then he grabbed a guitar then ran to the country-time bar. When he sang with-a syrupy twang, The Meat Grinder had hunger pangs. Worm your Honour, you're goin' in, Until Johnny Depp, finds his hairpin. "Get writing Glowurm!!!" Horatio did cry Until The Teacher ate his pie The frog, now yearning for insects Missed his bus, went back to Texas Arkcher, Glowurm, The country-time bar waiting for cheesemaster, who came in his car MK and Trent were quite spent When they both underpayed the rent Napoleon Dynamite did The Cha-Cha Slide while pedro was

Kung Foo Masters- The all mighty senators

Arkchurion? ...if you ever posted in this topic ...if you have discussed a good word for arkcher-speak

Jesse must have been reading your mind. He posted just before you. How about cake micicles??? Cake micicles sound awesome! Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. Now we have a new birthday product for wolves!!! All the marching bands are gearing up for the holiday parades!!! *thinks Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade with all those wonderful marching bands* I'd rather have plain cake instead of frozen cake-flavored mice. XP

another new band recently found- legowelt. Got them from a video watched in school. XD

If you find it too hard to read, just say and I'll give you the same for light backgrounds. It would probably be a good idea to do another one that comes out a bit darker. What do you think? I agree.

Now i want lemon bars and poke cake and stuffs...

Ack, i can't see the second page of this topic! this has happened before to me as well. XPPPP

"What's up Doc?" Anybody seen the one where rocko and the other gangster keep bugs hostage, and bugs ends up tormenting them? Where at the end Bugs put "secret hideout" in big neon letters on the outside of the hideout? XD

I got my friend to ask the girl i like what she thought of me. But in a way that didn't make it obvious what the intentions were. However, she said that the girl i like didn't really say much. Now, this could mean one on at least three things. It could be either... A: She doesn't really care B: She really likes me but won't admit it to our friend, or C: She doesn't really like me, but won't say that, and she doesn't want people to know that. I hope it is B.

Perhaps they both like you and they are in competition to see you can 'catch' you first!!! Yeah, I think thats what they're doing. o_o; I do believe you are correct! If not that, then they are conspiring to make you crazy. pff. as if he wasn't already. XD

yeah, i did this in a few minutes. I think it is halloweeny enough. XP

[Fudge ones? ] [double fudge ] [eww] [Double Fudge with Hot Fudge Sauce on top? ] XXPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP [one can only IMAGINE what you are talking about.]

yeah, stalking there IP addresses is kinda weird. o.O but yay for being nerdy! I will find the source code for a page if i want something from it on my networking thing. XD But, mind, sometimes people will pretend to like you, and not really mean it. They just want to crush you later. I know, it is really cruel, but people do it.

A Whole Lot Of love- the beat farmers.

really good cake = lemon jello poke cake. You make a yellow cake, any brand, really. When it is done, you poke a bunch of holes in the top with a fork, and pour lemon jello over it. let it soak in, and put it in the fridge overnight. Next morning, put whipped cream on top. SO GOOD! This cake is for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the cake i use is duncan hynes yellow.