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Sometime, yeah. Guys are pretty stupid with video games, in case you hadnt noticed. After a month or two, he'll probably get bored with WoW and move on to other things. And when he looks for other things to pass the time with, you step up and flirt like no tomorrow, and you've got it taken care of. Yeah, i can say that from experience. I get bent on getting this one game finished (Usually a Metroid game. 'cuz they're awesome, and if I hadnt played one for a long time, i do it again and dont stop till its BEATED.) and dont have much interest in anything else. and I get REALLY bored when i finish. so Trent, supposing he's a guy stupid as I am, will be looking for other stuff. so jump on that oppurtunity when it arrives. You may be able to get him out of that WoW mess faster (I've never played it, so I dunno how awesome it is.) by finding something more... more better. For example, if you were to get on an MMORPG (Furcadia, for example. since that one is usually pretty kid-safe.) and then point that out to Trent, then he'll probably get on there too wit'cha, and it can go in about any direction from there. Yeah, man. Furc is awesome. You can look for some alternatives, though. Theres more than one or two MMORPGs around. XD (But Trent may be hard to find in them. D= ) *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* ._..... Okay, then. Yea, Trent is as Stupid as you are. xD (When I say someone is stupid, I usually mean they are awsome.) I duno if he's still into WoW, but he was really addicted to it over the summer. S'why he's so pale. Up until the point where I staretd becoming real obssesd with music, I was a big gamer. XD Dunno if anyone remembers my obsession with Mario Party. One thing I know about Trent is that he goes to an Arcade every Friday night to play Halo and stuff. I'd like to go, but I'm always at Session. Actually, I should invite him to come skating with me sometime. He can't skate but i could teach him. OOOOOOOOR play SSBM. I'm sure he'd like that, killing peoples and stuff. *~*The Psychedelci luau~&*The astronomy Domine*~* YES. do SSBM. So bad. and PWN TEH TRENT. In a few months, you could PWN TEH TRENT on SSBB! n_n and like, play as Metaknight! there needs to be a chuck norris game, so he can be in the one that comes after SSBB! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* Yea, there does. XD I might start using MetaKnight as my secondary Charecter, after Kirby. (That seriously almost came out "Meat Kinght".). "Meh-tah Kniiiiiiiight!" *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Asdtronomy Domine&*~* Meta knight is definately the one I will be perfecting.

So thrilled to see you Poison Ivy. I do hope you return again soon and this was not a one time affair. well, now i've made it a two-time affair! Yay! Let's make it a many times affair. I absolutely agree!!! i'll do my best! Music to our ears!!! *starts singing* la la laaaaaa! LAAAAA! *accompanies Poison Ivy with my violin* *joins in with the clarinet* It's the HD band! *gets Mr. Moosey368, Mega Wolf and the rest with instruments* *gets self on synthesizer* bee boop bee deedeedoop, boo wappa wappa da dee! Now were cookin'!!! LOL I thought we were playing music, not cooking. We're cooking with jazz!!! LOO but jazz stinks... ska is betterz.

good bye!

[but then again, maybe it counts characters total per web page, not post]

[well, it says we are way under the limit for characters, even with the things used in eiting font. only at about 1/11 of the limit.]

Hurry up and wait. Waiting is really trying. Not to help with matters any, your mind races with all sorts of options as to why she has not responded. You could make yourself crazy by merely thinking. *gets all the different styles of straight-jackets ready... blue ones, multi-coloured ones, fuzzy pink ones with matching bunny slipper ones, tiger striped ones, even footy-pajama type ones* well, she hasn't been on since (or, at least, she hasn't read the message), but I am going through various outcomes pretty regularly. D= I hate the waiting part, and I am not the one waiting. another one of my friends seems to be as anxious as I am! I am most definitely as anxious as you are, so the group is growing!!! *is so happy hamsters don't go through this* well, they should, just to make it fair. Oh no! We just leave all that for the humans to deal with! pff. that ain't cool. *really needs something to take my mind away from this (for when I don't want to be thinking about it)* Well, I could send the local compy police up to your town. She would definitely entertain you and get your mind off this. At the moment, she has just slammed the cell phone shut of some man who was yakking at 10 on the Richter scale. YEAH!!!! At least she isn't kicking me off the computer. Of course, she has given everyone the ten minute warning. On Saturday's they want to walk out the door at exactly the minute the library closes, so they start kicking everyone off five minutes early. Wow, strict much? but the cell phone thing is funny. xD. I can't do anything on the computer to take my mind off, cause i will keep refreshing the page to see if i have any new messages or if she is on. Also, there is NOTHING to do near where i live, really. At least, nothing one can do spontaneously.

So thrilled to see you Poison Ivy. I do hope you return again soon and this was not a one time affair. well, now i've made it a two-time affair! Yay! Let's make it a many times affair. I absolutely agree!!! i'll do my best! Music to our ears!!! *starts singing* la la laaaaaa! LAAAAA! *accompanies Poison Ivy with my violin* *joins in with the clarinet* It's the HD band! *gets Mr. Moosey368, Mega Wolf and the rest with instruments* *gets self on synthesizer* bee boop bee deedeedoop, boo wappa wappa da dee! Now were cookin'!!! LOL I thought we were playing music, not cooking.

[well, horatio, i keep getting the fatal error message when I go to view page 14. I think some kind of limit has been exceeded so i was hoping that when we get to page 15 I won't have problems with it.]

Hurry up and wait. Waiting is really trying. Not to help with matters any, your mind races with all sorts of options as to why she has not responded. You could make yourself crazy by merely thinking. *gets all the different styles of straight-jackets ready... blue ones, multi-coloured ones, fuzzy pink ones with matching bunny slipper ones, tiger striped ones, even footy-pajama type ones* well, she hasn't been on since (or, at least, she hasn't read the message), but I am going through various outcomes pretty regularly. D= I hate the waiting part, and I am not the one waiting. another one of my friends seems to be as anxious as I am! I am most definitely as anxious as you are, so the group is growing!!! *is so happy hamsters don't go through this* well, they should, just to make it fair. Oh no! We just leave all that for the humans to deal with! pff. that ain't cool. *really needs something to take my mind away from this (for when I don't want to be thinking about it)*

So thrilled to see you Poison Ivy. I do hope you return again soon and this was not a one time affair. well, now i've made it a two-time affair! Yay! Let's make it a many times affair. I absolutely agree!!! i'll do my best! Music to our ears!!! *starts singing* la la laaaaaa! LAAAAA! *accompanies Poison Ivy with my violin* *joins in with the clarinet* It's the HD band! *gets Mr. Moosey368, Mega Wolf and the rest with instruments* *gets self on synthesizer* bee boop bee deedeedoop, boo wappa wappa da dee!

Hurry up and wait. Waiting is really trying. Not to help with matters any, your mind races with all sorts of options as to why she has not responded. You could make yourself crazy by merely thinking. *gets all the different styles of straight-jackets ready... blue ones, multi-coloured ones, fuzzy pink ones with matching bunny slipper ones, tiger striped ones, even footy-pajama type ones* well, she hasn't been on since (or, at least, she hasn't read the message), but I am going through various outcomes pretty regularly. D= I hate the waiting part, and I am not the one waiting. another one of my friends seems to be as anxious as I am! I am most definitely as anxious as you are, so the group is growing!!! *is so happy hamsters don't go through this* well, they should, just to make it fair.

Hurry up and wait. Waiting is really trying. Not to help with matters any, your mind races with all sorts of options as to why she has not responded. You could make yourself crazy by merely thinking. *gets all the different styles of straight-jackets ready... blue ones, multi-coloured ones, fuzzy pink ones with matching bunny slipper ones, tiger striped ones, even footy-pajama type ones* well, she hasn't been on since (or, at least, she hasn't read the message), but I am going through various outcomes pretty regularly. D= I hate the waiting part, and I am not the one waiting. another one of my friends seems to be as anxious as I am!

CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long

Hurry up and wait. Waiting is really trying. Not to help with matters any, your mind races with all sorts of options as to why she has not responded. You could make yourself crazy by merely thinking. *gets all the different styles of straight-jackets ready... blue ones, multi-coloured ones, fuzzy pink ones with matching bunny slipper ones, tiger striped ones, even footy-pajama type ones* well, she hasn't been on since (or, at least, she hasn't read the message), but I am going through various outcomes pretty regularly. D=

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. incidentally, no-one's posting...

Nah, you're only mad, whereas I am insane! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not so. We're both insane. I'm just not clinical. j/k <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Madness is foaming at the mouth, insanity is foaming at the brain. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True enough. I'm both, tghl. CARZYGONUTS? interesting... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Be quiet. >_>;;; ...O_O! SOUR! *bangs head on the table repeatedly* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Flibble clomp! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, it was gum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not boiled rabbit igloos? -blink- No. of course not, because it was EXCLAMATORY MONUMENTALISMIC PONDIFEROUS PANDAS!!!!

Sometime, yeah. Guys are pretty stupid with video games, in case you hadnt noticed. After a month or two, he'll probably get bored with WoW and move on to other things. And when he looks for other things to pass the time with, you step up and flirt like no tomorrow, and you've got it taken care of. Yeah, i can say that from experience. I get bent on getting this one game finished (Usually a Metroid game. 'cuz they're awesome, and if I hadnt played one for a long time, i do it again and dont stop till its BEATED.) and dont have much interest in anything else. and I get REALLY bored when i finish. so Trent, supposing he's a guy stupid as I am, will be looking for other stuff. so jump on that oppurtunity when it arrives. You may be able to get him out of that WoW mess faster (I've never played it, so I dunno how awesome it is.) by finding something more... more better. For example, if you were to get on an MMORPG (Furcadia, for example. since that one is usually pretty kid-safe.) and then point that out to Trent, then he'll probably get on there too wit'cha, and it can go in about any direction from there. Yeah, man. Furc is awesome. You can look for some alternatives, though. Theres more than one or two MMORPGs around. XD (But Trent may be hard to find in them. D= ) *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* ._..... Okay, then. Yea, Trent is as Stupid as you are. xD (When I say someone is stupid, I usually mean they are awsome.) I duno if he's still into WoW, but he was really addicted to it over the summer. S'why he's so pale. Up until the point where I staretd becoming real obssesd with music, I was a big gamer. XD Dunno if anyone remembers my obsession with Mario Party. One thing I know about Trent is that he goes to an Arcade every Friday night to play Halo and stuff. I'd like to go, but I'm always at Session. Actually, I should invite him to come skating with me sometime. He can't skate but i could teach him. OOOOOOOOR play SSBM. I'm sure he'd like that, killing peoples and stuff. *~*The Psychedelci luau~&*The astronomy Domine*~* YES. do SSBM. So bad. and PWN TEH TRENT. In a few months, you could PWN TEH TRENT on SSBB! n_n and like, play as Metaknight! there needs to be a chuck norris game, so he can be in the one that comes after SSBB!

[*hits the rest of the group with a hamster-sized feather pillow*] [-pwnwhacks the rest of the group with a flaming pillow. =D -] [*pwns you with a flaming lead pillow*]

Because not everyone is as smart as you! *looks for a time machine to send Arkcher on a little travel adventure* I can go on a post hunt to find all the posts where everyone ELSE is pointing out your anonymous-itude. Its not hard to see. XD -also looks for a time machine. You can take over the Sworld with those things, y'know...- I'll stick to my cage. I have enough problems cleaning my cage! *imagines taking over the Sworld* Well, not to worry. MK already took over the Sworld. And decided that the cheese should stand alone. -nod- *imagines the cheese ninja in a heroic pose standing alone on a high bluff, the hordes of enemies laying defeated in front of him*

Yeah!!! Phenomenal one!!! And in the traditional Florida colours!!! I hope you do not mind that I made the dots white. Is this okay??? perfectly fine. I meant to actually, but i kinda forgot it towards the end.

GAH! *is still waiting*

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Play a different game, then! XD Well, i don't have very many options, see? You could always try hamster love. LOL nah, not into that scene, considering that I am human. No, I wasn't suggesting you fall in love with a hamster, but that you try our techniques. LOL Oh. xD those techniques being?

goodbye! They have swept around me, mopped the floor around me and now they are kicking me out the door! That is kinda funny, yet horrible in its own right. XD