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WHAT ?!?!? Do I look like I want to play hamster bowling??????? Besides, she looks like she knows how to open my ball and I do not want to be kitty dinner!!!!! nah, she would just poke you if she got in it. Oh really. And then what does she plan to do next? Give me a kitty hug? maybe a kitty sniff? and then another poke, most likely. xD And then I will be able to see all the way down into her stomach as she swallows me whole* she has never tried to bite the pigs, she just bats/pokes at them.

Always go back and look in my previous post prior to your post... the boards always want to combine my posts into one and it takes the last post I made and adds to it, so no one can follow me. I have to leave the topic, post elsewhere in another forum, then come back. Here is what I was going to post and it went to combine it into the last one so I will post it here. WHAT ?!?!? Do I look like I want to play hamster bowling??????? Besides, she looks like she knows how to open my ball and I do not want to be kitty dinner!!!!! nah, she would just poke you if she got in it. Oh really. And then what does she plan to do next? Give me a kitty hug? maybe a kitty sniff? and then another poke, most likely. xD

what happened to my mentioning of the fact that my cat would just poke you if she got in the ball?

I'm in high school and I don't have a job! =D but my computer programming teacher wants me to be a master tutor once i turn senior.

WHAT ?!?!? Do I look like I want to play hamster bowling??????? Besides, she looks like she knows how to open my ball and I do not want to be kitty dinner!!!!! nah, she would just poke you if she got in it.

There are wired-haired (the poofy one) and smooth haired, fancy guineas as well. I prefer the wired ones myself. :] Toto, I am so very sorry to hear about the passing of your piggy. That must have been so very hard for you. *gives Toto a giant hammie huggle* Thank you Horatio, but she's in a much better place now. She had seven years of sickness, but through the good and bad, she was still a good pig. I know, but it wasn't until after I posted it that I realized that they weren't the same piggies. That's okay... you have an excuse. You have an injured knee. How is it going? Any improvement? An injured knee is not an excues in this situation, horation.

Here is my cat so she can play with the ball you are in! =D

*screammmmmmmmmmssssssssssss* I love your piggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a beautiful face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a spectacularly magnificent picture!!!!!!!!!! *invites the piggie to my cage* does Horaio have a crush? I could get crushed!! xD

speaking of things that might take over your life: how many of you guys have played around with "Line rider"? addictive, isn't it? Line rider being..?

Be careful or you will be frozen cheese!!! i was a bit cold... next day i wore long pants and a hoodie. xD

SUPERCHEESE!!! pretty much! =D

*eats cheese* Perhaps this will help. LOL thanks

Perhaps he thought that they were just joking around. If you wanted him to go to the dance with you, you should ask him yourself.

After much deliberation, I am going to have two halloween costumes. One for a party, the other for trick-or-treating. The party is going to be Flava Flave. xD for halloween, i will be clark kent! =D

Fantabulous! cheesey award for you!

Things are great! Some quasi-rough times for me, as stated in the relationship topic. But school is fine, getting good grades and such. Went to my schools homecoming game recently. Lot of fun there. We won(suprisingly!) Going to this halloween party friday, trick-or-treating on halloween, but things are pretty good overall. You?

CHAPTER ONE!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously

well, the other day, I wore a t-shirt and shorts. when it was 37 degrees outside.

I dunno, life has been pretty good for me lately... So it doesn't affect cheese. Just hampsters and people.

I like arrested development, does that count as a soap opera?

O RLY? o: Ya RLY! No wai. o: Pff. It is 3 "O RLY / Ya RLY" and then a " no wai!

Outstanding! We can have a birthday party together! One cakie for your friend and one cakie for Max!!! The way I see it, when Max gets his new airport antennae, he will then be totally complete as a new computer and therefore have a new birthday!!! So, what will be the same when he comes back?

That is awsome! How do you do that? there are 2 ways (for Windows): 1. Go to your sound settings in you control panel and change the log-in sound file or 2. Drag a copy of the song into the Startup folder in the Start Menu You are sooooooooo smart!!! You get The Black Bat Award!!! Yeah!!! Thanks! *bows* I've said I am a bit (underexastration) of a computer nerd nice spelling. I want to be a computer genius. But i don't think my parents would like it if i changed the startup sound. No guts, no glory! LOL Come on now Cheese... you are acting like Brie. Well, they can be like parmesean. I don't want to grate there nerves.

all your base are belong to us? you mentioned above something about the "are so beautiful" belonging to my piggy... but i am trying to give away larry and curly as a pair, i have too many pigs.

I think it looks great!