Granted, but it is the Dark Scanner of the Beast, and you have to battle it for your immortal soul every time you want to scan something.
I wish my finger would stop bleeding already.
Granted, but then it would be so easy it would bore you out of your mind...
I wish the EarthBound fanbase wasn't so negative.
Granted, they're now very excited, but only about toasters.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Granted, but you'll be bombarded with constant phone calls and emails asking you about stuff that other people can't remember.
I wish my magazine would ship already.