- Kat -

I see 'em, I just can do anything about them. It's Frim who be needin' to look at them.

[OH EM GEE.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [YES.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [i think we should stop.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Okay. Would you care for a sammich?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Do you want a banana?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Only if you want the sandwich.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [but I dont.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Then no 'nanners for me.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [-puts 5 bananas in Kats pants- >D Muhaha.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [*wasn't wearing pants*] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Fine. -stuffs the 5 banana's in Kat's... um. mouth. o_o-] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [> *loves dong that to people* *spits bananas out* Icky! XP] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Aaahh kitty drool-covered bananas. x_x -runs-] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [*waves bananas around and chases*]

Whom then turned into a robot and began shooting everyone. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat quickly desposed of the docter, accidently getting rid of that other person that was with her in the process. She then... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ate some pie. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Whoo! Pie! ] Then she started grooving to some music that started playing from somewhere. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then her claymore started to speak to her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It told her to go visit the Queen of the Fairies, so Kat merrily skipped along the yellow brick road to the Fairy Palace.

methinks da mafia isn't a very good army, perhaps it helps finance Pheonixian operations. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you be thinking vending machines? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes Horatio, all the Mafia does is run vending machines. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, and we give people we don't like "special" sodas.

methinks da mafia isn't a very good army, perhaps it helps finance Pheonixian operations. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I just thought it might be classified as one, even though we aren't really an army. Mostly we just run around with weapons and talk in Italian accents.

Whom then turned into a robot and began shooting everyone. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat quickly desposed of the docter, accidently getting rid of that other person that was with her in the process. She then... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ate some pie. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Whoo! Pie! ] Then she started grooving to some music that started playing from somewhere.

[OH EM GEE.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [YES.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [i think we should stop.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Okay. Would you care for a sammich?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Do you want a banana?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Only if you want the sandwich.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [but I dont.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Then no 'nanners for me.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [-puts 5 bananas in Kats pants- >D Muhaha.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [*wasn't wearing pants*] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Fine. -stuffs the 5 banana's in Kat's... um. mouth. o_o-] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [> *loves dong that to people* *spits bananas out* Icky! XP]

[i was wondering about that.]

Wait...do I need to fill out the form for the Mafia to be certified, or is it allready ligit (Err...well...as ligit as a Mafia can be, anyway.) because Grim is a member?

Spiffy-keen! *awaits the rest*

[OH EM GEE.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [YES.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [i think we should stop.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Okay. Would you care for a sammich?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Do you want a banana?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Only if you want the sandwich.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [but I dont.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Then no 'nanners for me.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [-puts 5 bananas in Kats pants- >D Muhaha.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [*wasn't wearing pants*]

Whom then turned into a robot and began shooting everyone. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat quickly desposed of the docter, accidently getting rid of that other person that was with her in the process. She then...

Alright, today was supposed to be the deadline, but I know CS is working on a pic, so I'll extend it to Wed.! Hopefully we'll get more than three entries!

to ride his unicyle to the... Big Evil Supermart. [Horatio, You could just select which one would be most hilarious. Or the first one, whichever you feel like. But that does explain my posts not appearing here. xD] [i have always picked the first in the queue. This time you were first, - Kat - was second and Topazia was third.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Muhaha! I win this time, Katman! >D] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [*waves Claymore around all angry-like* Grr! Hiss! Spite!]

Yarr! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yarr! Ther' ya b' Kat! Now quickly! We must attack the Port of Cheese and steal the statue of Weebl! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Set sails for the Port of Cheese! Avast! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YA HARR! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *swings from a rope onto the port and attacks* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *starts firing edams out of the cannon* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *pillages and plunders the port, then hoppes back onto the ship* Yarr! We be havin' all the cheese, capt'n!

I need no army! I'm part of a piraty crew and the leader of the Mafia!

[OH EM GEE.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [YES.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [i think we should stop.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Okay. Would you care for a sammich?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Do you want a banana?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Only if you want the sandwich.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [but I dont.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Then no 'nanners for me.]

Yarr! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yarr! Ther' ya b' Kat! Now quickly! We must attack the Port of Cheese and steal the statue of Weebl! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Set sails for the Port of Cheese! Avast! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YA HARR! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *swings from a rope onto the port and attacks*

Blindbeard! you are not meant to hink! Just to stab wildly in the hope that someone may perchance stroll in front and get killed! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dun worry. I wasn't hinking. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hinking? be that a word? It does not matter! ATTACK THE ENEMY BLINDBEARD! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ONWARD, YEH SCURVY DOGS! *attacks Blindbeard, which is herself, so kills self* Blarrg! x_x <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ARG! This b' worse than when the Panda ate, shot and left. BLINDBEARD! ATTACK THE SCURVY SEADOG ARKCHER! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *is a zombie-pirate, like in Pirates of the Carribian, and eats Arkcher's brain* Yarrrrrr... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *gives Kat a traditional Brain & chips as a reward* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yarr. >

*bashes awards for being given out too many at a time* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MW, where art thou? You only seem to post every once and so often in certain topics! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've been having a difficult timing getting back into the groove of posting sincce spring break. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah. Well, so long as I know the reason I am happy. Anyway, your enjoyment of Spring Break is more important. I take it you did enjoy it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. My brother started hogging it in spring break(in April ) and then after that I couldn't keep up. So now I am making an effort! But these long siggies are making it so HARD. ;.; <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can pas through mine fairly quicky. It used to be longer.

Aww!

a quilt named Bob. He could fly, eat, sleep, talk, and do just about anything that an animate object could do. They had an long conversation and... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Decided that the Castle-O-Evil was boring and they shouldn't go. So instead, they...

[i likes this one, so I'll use it.] Infuriated, Kat pulled out her Claymore and chased them away from her burrow and into a nest of... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rabid Torrasques. Then they all die. <.<;; Maybe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, they do, 'cause they got caught in deh Claymorage. Having thuroughly killed everything in the nest besides herself, Kat returned to her burrow and... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> scrump, patchwork and topazia's identical triplet, walked up asking about a talking toilet. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat casually pulled said talking toilet out from behind Scrump's ear and went merrily along until coming across... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> a piece of toilet paper that got stuck on Kat's favorite shoe. And then... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> for still unknown reasons, The sky began raining big encyclopedias and various other books. A big one comes and hits Kat on the head, and a Mac compy fell and landed on Kats Claymore. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Once again infuriated, Kat went on a rampage, killing all the encyclopedias and Mac compys in teh land. Tired after all of her hard work, Kat returned to her burrow and redecorated. Just as she had settled down to play some Chrono Trigger, she heard a knock at the door. It was... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mega Wolf, asking for some sugar, seeing as she ran out while baking cookies and needed more to make brownies. And suddenly, who would pop up behind her but their buddy... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Samus! She then shot MW and maybe Kat's Claymore (But not Kat) and then went off keeling Space Pirates dad some more. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat supposed that the space pirates would miss their fathers, but then gave Scrump back her toilet, healed MW, handed her a few tons of sugar, and went off to play some more DDR. :3 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But right when she entered the burrow, her DDR stuff exploded. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat then went and bought new DDR stuff, but instead of playing it, she wandered off towards the Castle-O-Evil. On her way, she met...

-steals Kats claymore and hides it in Horatio's Hamstarunning-wheel- Muhaha. -runs- <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *stops crying instantly* *eyes glow red as she grabs Arkcher, throws him into a wall, and runs off to get the Claymore* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Ooh look a wall! n_n] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *cuddles the Claymore* I'll never leave your side agian. ;_; <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [but will the claymore leave yours? ] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nevar.

Cartoon Heros (Speedy Mix)- Aqua