- Kat -

methinks da mafia isn't a very good army, perhaps it helps finance Pheonixian operations. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you be thinking vending machines? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes Horatio, all the Mafia does is run vending machines. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, and we give people we don't like "special" sodas. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or those rackateers who tilt and whack the machines to get free stuff, they often end up in the river, with cat claw slashes all over them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And Claymore wounds. Don't forget them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Never forgetting the Claymore wounds. Btw, On a show called Braniac (popular over here), a show on which it depends which series you watch (History Abuse or Science abuse), generally looks at, uncovers and abuses Science or History. The Science abuse mainly consisted of blowing up caravans, they hate caravans for some reason. Anyway, on History abuse they still blow up Caravans but with ye olde styles of blowing up-ness. Back to the point, each week they use a different old style weapon. One week, it was a 15th century battleaxe, another week a scimitar, but my favourite one was where they used a.... CLAYMORE! The idea of the test was to smash up various objects, vases, doll houses, so on and always a fluffy teddy bear. But the claymore smashed up everything, including a nice TV, a DVD player, a CD player, a Hamster's cage (with no hamster), a flower and flowerpot, a piece of new medieval armour and of course, a fluffy teddy bear with the words "I wuv you!" on it in a little heart. It had its head chopped off, arms severed and a foot whacked the camera. Only thing it didn't chop into pieces was a DS.... Hmm.. CLaymore resistant...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *everyone else now sees why Kat chose this weapon as her favorite* > Oh, and that's because contrary to popular beleif, weither you be Christian or Aithiest, the DS is the Supreme Creator. History before the DS is untracible. Not even a Claymore can destroy it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat is happy. The DS is obviously the ultimate creator. ALl the human race is is a doodle on pictochat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The DS made the heavens and the Earth in six days. On the seventh day, He rested. He created man in His own image and left the world to them.

I like 8-Bit Theater and Arj and Poopie.

[*waves Claymore around viciously* Grr. Wait, why would anybody blame me, anyways? x_x]

ARG! BLINDBEARD! WE B' HAVIN' A STOWAWAY! CUT 'EM DOWN! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *does so* Yarr! *and also eats the watermelons*

Just then, Mega Wolf's hamster, Flip, ran over in a hamster ball to Samus and Spider's cage. She wanted to speak to them about cheese. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But cheese didn't like people talking about it behind it's back, so it walked off all offended.

*prepairs megaphone and blimps*

!!!! TAKE A HOSTAGE! *pirate hoard swarms Topazia and ties her up* Do ya b' havin' any last words? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *prods Paz in the bakc with her wooden leg* Yarr. > <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blindbeard! Don't eyeball Topazia! (see if you can spot the corny joke) NOW THEN MISS! I AM TOLD THAT YA B' HAVIN' A Map... A map that would be of much help to us of the pirate persuassion. Give us the map, and we will let you live.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't be gettin' it, Capt'n Grim... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ne'er mind Blindbeard, so long as ya can slice a watermeleon well I could nay give a Dickens for your eyeballing abilities. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *mercilessly takes the lives of three watermelons in one swipe of the Claymore* Yarr!

yeah u've said that a LOT since everyone is saying how jumbled the boards are... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahhh! I see that I used to use the EVIL chat speak! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *smacks MW upside the head with the Claymore hilt* DEMONS, BE GONE! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That sounds like the famous squirrel Foamy..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've only seen one Foamy cartoon. That action was 100% Katness to the X-TREME!

methinks da mafia isn't a very good army, perhaps it helps finance Pheonixian operations. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you be thinking vending machines? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes Horatio, all the Mafia does is run vending machines. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, and we give people we don't like "special" sodas. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or those rackateers who tilt and whack the machines to get free stuff, they often end up in the river, with cat claw slashes all over them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And Claymore wounds. Don't forget them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Never forgetting the Claymore wounds. Btw, On a show called Braniac (popular over here), a show on which it depends which series you watch (History Abuse or Science abuse), generally looks at, uncovers and abuses Science or History. The Science abuse mainly consisted of blowing up caravans, they hate caravans for some reason. Anyway, on History abuse they still blow up Caravans but with ye olde styles of blowing up-ness. Back to the point, each week they use a different old style weapon. One week, it was a 15th century battleaxe, another week a scimitar, but my favourite one was where they used a.... CLAYMORE! The idea of the test was to smash up various objects, vases, doll houses, so on and always a fluffy teddy bear. But the claymore smashed up everything, including a nice TV, a DVD player, a CD player, a Hamster's cage (with no hamster), a flower and flowerpot, a piece of new medieval armour and of course, a fluffy teddy bear with the words "I wuv you!" on it in a little heart. It had its head chopped off, arms severed and a foot whacked the camera. Only thing it didn't chop into pieces was a DS.... Hmm.. CLaymore resistant...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *everyone else now sees why Kat chose this weapon as her favorite* > Oh, and that's because contrary to popular beleif, weither you be Christian or Aithiest, the DS is the Supreme Creator. History before the DS is untracible. Not even a Claymore can destroy it.

Whom then turned into a robot and began shooting everyone. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat quickly desposed of the docter, accidently getting rid of that other person that was with her in the process. She then... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ate some pie. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Whoo! Pie! ] Then she started grooving to some music that started playing from somewhere. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then her claymore started to speak to her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It told her to go visit the Queen of the Fairies, so Kat merrily skipped along the yellow brick road to the Fairy Palace. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then the bricks changed colors, and Kat was somewhere entirely different on the planet. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Highly annoyed at the bricks, Kat wandered around this unknown place, trying to find a way back. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then some random photographer comes and takes a picture of KAt with the multicolored bricks, Then posts it online somewhere. =o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And Kat was famous! She had tons of money and lived happily ever after. The End. For her, at least. Elsewhere...[Just thought we had been writting about me for too long. XD] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Arkchers hamsters were keelingyoudeading each other. Samus won, cuz shes fortunately named, Then spider rose from keelingyoudeaditude, And went and keelingyoudeaded Kat. ... from a distance. with demonic spider-itude. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But by then, Kat had gained enough power to become invincible, so Spider's attempt to kill her was in vain. [No more talking about me. XD]

Yeah, it's really annoying when people like band for who is in them/ how they dress/ whatevo instead of their music. I can't name most of the people who sings my favorite songs.

Emo = Self-acclaimed punk/goth, known to get whiney and annoying at times. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Goth is a style of arcitecture, NOT a stlye of dress! The Goths were around during the fall of Rome! The didn't have all the stupic cr** that "goth" now have, like terrible poetry and arrogence. So I'm not beleiveing a word these newer, lamer "goths" say until I see them holding up some acient church.

...*ponders expanding the deadline some more*...

Whom then turned into a robot and began shooting everyone. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat quickly desposed of the docter, accidently getting rid of that other person that was with her in the process. She then... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ate some pie. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Whoo! Pie! ] Then she started grooving to some music that started playing from somewhere. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then her claymore started to speak to her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It told her to go visit the Queen of the Fairies, so Kat merrily skipped along the yellow brick road to the Fairy Palace. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then the bricks changed colors, and Kat was somewhere entirely different on the planet. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Highly annoyed at the bricks, Kat wandered around this unknown place, trying to find a way back. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then some random photographer comes and takes a picture of KAt with the multicolored bricks, Then posts it online somewhere. =o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And Kat was famous! She had tons of money and lived happily ever after. The End. For her, at least. Elsewhere...[Just thought we had been writting about me for too long. XD]

Arkcher be loosin' his piraty spirit. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He needs educatin' again. BLINDBEARD! You shall b' in charge of his education d'Piratey things. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Aye aye! *wanders off in search of Arkcher to re-pirate him*

!!!! TAKE A HOSTAGE! *pirate hoard swarms Topazia and ties her up* Do ya b' havin' any last words? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *prods Paz in the bakc with her wooden leg* Yarr. > <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blindbeard! Don't eyeball Topazia! (see if you can spot the corny joke) NOW THEN MISS! I AM TOLD THAT YA B' HAVIN' A Map... A map that would be of much help to us of the pirate persuassion. Give us the map, and we will let you live.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't be gettin' it, Capt'n Grim...

yeah u've said that a LOT since everyone is saying how jumbled the boards are... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahhh! I see that I used to use the EVIL chat speak! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *smacks MW upside the head with the Claymore hilt* DEMONS, BE GONE!

methinks da mafia isn't a very good army, perhaps it helps finance Pheonixian operations. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you be thinking vending machines? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes Horatio, all the Mafia does is run vending machines. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, and we give people we don't like "special" sodas. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or those rackateers who tilt and whack the machines to get free stuff, they often end up in the river, with cat claw slashes all over them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And Claymore wounds. Don't forget them.

*notices that Toto likes lots of emo bands* >_>

I've done that. One of my frineds on another message baord was talking to somebody that we never found out who was, but they were saying lots of mean things about the members. The mystery person blocked my friend because he kept screaming random things and annoying him, but then he gave the the mytery person's screen name and I screamed random things like "YOU SMELL LIKE A FISH!" at him. >

I see 'em, I just can do anything about them. It's Frim who be needin' to look at them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can do anything about them? Who or what is Frim? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You know what I meant. >_>;;;

Whom then turned into a robot and began shooting everyone. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat quickly desposed of the docter, accidently getting rid of that other person that was with her in the process. She then... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ate some pie. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Whoo! Pie! ] Then she started grooving to some music that started playing from somewhere. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then her claymore started to speak to her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It told her to go visit the Queen of the Fairies, so Kat merrily skipped along the yellow brick road to the Fairy Palace. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then the bricks changed colors, and Kat was somewhere entirely different on the planet. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Highly annoyed at the bricks, Kat wandered around this unknown place, trying to find a way back.

Arkcher be loosin' his piraty spirit.

!!!! TAKE A HOSTAGE! *pirate hoard swarms Topazia and ties her up* Do ya b' havin' any last words? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *prods Paz in the bakc with her wooden leg* Yarr. >

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart, and he bought... a money bag,was Moneylovers wife... and ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died. Then died again. After the continuous... dying, he stopped...