- Kat -

*rises up out of the floor behind Topazia* ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *jumps in surprise and waggles her tongue with hands behind ears* na na na boo boo! *rises up out of the floor behind Topazia* ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not to be worrin', Capt'n! That be the decoy map I placed to weed our traitors! The real one be well hiddin! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope! This one be the one I brought with me! *puts in her pocket and steps into a fighting stance* can't catch me! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That it not be the map, and isn't of much importance rig' now. We'll be catchin' up with you later, matey.

*looks under chair* No, it's not there... -Lee <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope. It's not a nice joke. You can stop looking if you want. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ohh whats this? *finds a banana peel covered in cat hair* Ok, I think I'll stop looking now... *throws peel in random direction* -Lee <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *dodges the flying trash* o_o;;;

EVeryone is crazy from my viewpoint. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ;_;!

You know what's really annoying? When people think they are SO CARZYGONUTS because they said "penguin" or "Bob". Dude, those are so over used. True insanitly goes hand-in-hand with origionality. I'm fairly sure that "Origionality" isn't a word, but you know what I mean.

I speaks that Toto should join the crew, Capt'n Grim!

*rises up out of the floor behind Topazia* ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not to be worrin', Capt'n! That be the decoy map I placed to weed our traitors! The real one be well hiddin!

*sends over Blindbeard's share of booty* Thar be a malodious traitor and stowaway! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I won't be toleratin' such things, yarr! *aims cannons*

My Generation - Captain Jack

[*awards Arkcher 50 points*] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [WOOHOO! -buys Typo awards with them- n_n] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Err...now you gotta post it. .____.;;;]

*sails up in her ship that is smaller than TGHL's, but still rather large* What be goin' on here?! *readies the cannons* >

Welcome 'bolard, Skwerllegs th' Pirate! We be sailin fer th' Port o' cheese t' find th' Cheesie, Steel th' stach' of Weebil, Kidnap th' Topazia an' be stealin' th' city o' cheese! Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! We be Leavin' NOW! fer th' Port o' cheese! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That be a lot of apostraphies in that thar post, yarr. x_x

Oh yeah, that one. >_> *hates it*

I likes the Wierd Al version!

!!!! TAKE A HOSTAGE! *pirate hoard swarms Topazia and ties her up* Do ya b' havin' any last words? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *prods Paz in the bakc with her wooden leg* Yarr. > <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blindbeard! Don't eyeball Topazia! (see if you can spot the corny joke) NOW THEN MISS! I AM TOLD THAT YA B' HAVIN' A Map... A map that would be of much help to us of the pirate persuassion. Give us the map, and we will let you live.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yarrrrr! I get it! I got no boat, but ye know, I got a map leading to booty. Don't kick me off the ship and share the booty with me, and ye get it. My boat was stolen by other pirates. YAAAAAARRRRRRR! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *welcomes MW to the piratey crew* Yarr!

Imaginary - Evanescence

methinks da mafia isn't a very good army, perhaps it helps finance Pheonixian operations. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you be thinking vending machines? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes Horatio, all the Mafia does is run vending machines. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, and we give people we don't like "special" sodas. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or those rackateers who tilt and whack the machines to get free stuff, they often end up in the river, with cat claw slashes all over them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And Claymore wounds. Don't forget them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Never forgetting the Claymore wounds. Btw, On a show called Braniac (popular over here), a show on which it depends which series you watch (History Abuse or Science abuse), generally looks at, uncovers and abuses Science or History. The Science abuse mainly consisted of blowing up caravans, they hate caravans for some reason. Anyway, on History abuse they still blow up Caravans but with ye olde styles of blowing up-ness. Back to the point, each week they use a different old style weapon. One week, it was a 15th century battleaxe, another week a scimitar, but my favourite one was where they used a.... CLAYMORE! The idea of the test was to smash up various objects, vases, doll houses, so on and always a fluffy teddy bear. But the claymore smashed up everything, including a nice TV, a DVD player, a CD player, a Hamster's cage (with no hamster), a flower and flowerpot, a piece of new medieval armour and of course, a fluffy teddy bear with the words "I wuv you!" on it in a little heart. It had its head chopped off, arms severed and a foot whacked the camera. Only thing it didn't chop into pieces was a DS.... Hmm.. CLaymore resistant...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *everyone else now sees why Kat chose this weapon as her favorite* > Oh, and that's because contrary to popular beleif, weither you be Christian or Aithiest, the DS is the Supreme Creator. History before the DS is untracible. Not even a Claymore can destroy it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat is happy. The DS is obviously the ultimate creator. ALl the human race is is a doodle on pictochat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The DS made the heavens and the Earth in six days. On the seventh day, He rested. He created man in His own image and left the world to them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why aren't we all clam shell shaped with a touch screen? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We where. Evolution.

Only not so much the pirateyness. More like the ninja egg from that one site that I can't mention.

[*awards Arkcher 50 points*]

[*waves Claymore around viciously* Grr. Wait, why would anybody blame me, anyways? x_x] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Cuz. You post here a lot. in. in this topic.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [so do you!] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Thats because im writing the story here. <.<] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Exactly!]

Just then, Mega Wolf's hamster, Flip, ran over in a hamster ball to Samus and Spider's cage. She wanted to speak to them about cheese. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But cheese didn't like people talking about it behind it's back, so it walked off all offended. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And then got eaten by an egg. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The egg was also a ninja.

[*waves Claymore around viciously* Grr. Wait, why would anybody blame me, anyways? x_x] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Cuz. You post here a lot. in. in this topic.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [so do you!]

[Will anyone blame me for that? That would be better...]

You are learned in the works of Flash. How do you see them? Via Newgrounds or another site? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, I read the real comics. I've seen a few episodes of some Flash sight, though.

ARG! BLINDBEARD! WE B' HAVIN' A STOWAWAY! CUT 'EM DOWN! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *does so* Yarr! *and also eats the watermelons* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> -also eats watermelons- n_n I remembered, Today was mah moms birthday. o_O We had Watermelon as opposed to a cake. Fun time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Watermelon be good s'long as it's seedless. I despise them seeded ones. *kills more watermelons and eats the seedless ones* Hey, ain't somebody supposed to be teachin' ya something of some sort? x_x;;;

Ye hav' no mapp!?!??! No Booty?!?!??! RIght, into the cannon with ye. *launches Topazia in the general direction of shore* Thar ye b' goin' keep swimmin' straight on and ye cannae miss it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well done, Capt'n.