The Grim Hamster lord

You had better post at least 10 per week! We love our Phoenix and miss when you are not here!!! Ooh a challenge. Well, I shall try, but I've got pretty much the same workload as LE and possibly even more. An average student takes 4 A-levels (A-levels are, I think, similar to your SATs) in different subjects. I have taken 6, so my workload is a teensy bit heavy at the minute. But, that hasn't ever stopped me before. Nothing should stop you when it comes to posting here!!! Well, I am sacrificing valuable Naruto time to do this, so appreciate it. And I think I am getting close to that 10 post mark already. - Kat - will be disappointed she missed you and, of course, I do appreciate your presence! As for the counting to 10... remember I am a blonde. I look forward to seeing Kat again. I shall keep this in mind. So I've posted 7200 times today then.

You had better hang around a bit more or you just might find your wings clipped!!! Not the wings.. So, how are things for the Horatio? I trust your piloting wasn't too disrupted by the whole plan to blow up planes over the mid-atlantic a few weeks ago. It certainly messed up Heathrow and all the major airports over here. PLUS, stupid CIA forced Mi5 and Mi6 to act before they wanted to. Most of the plotters were convicted, but a few got away due to lack of evidence. Oh well. Another disaster averted. ANother bunch of prisoners for Guantanamo... Oh sorry, this isn't the US Government topic. So how are things? And yes... the wings! As for me, I just eat sunflower seeds, peanuts, veggies and go for runs in my wheel. The terrorists do not care about cargo and two or three people sitting up front deciding where to fly to. People are the hot commodity. Other than that, Max my computer is in the hospital for a second time. I am going from various computer stores to the library to anywhere that will not kick me off their computer, to moderate. You never realize just how free you are when you have a trusty laptop in your cage. I am supposed to be studying, so you think not having a computer would be an asset, but noooooooo, I cannot focus until I find a computer to hop on. Other than that, I dropped a giant tree stump on my right paw and broke a few bones, there is a tree leaning on the house, the mosquitos are multiplying like there is no tomorrow, so I have sent them up to Jesusfreak and what used to be our swimming pool is a tadpole farm. There are zillions of tadpoles. And believe me when I tell you... ZILLIONS!!! I was out there and heard a noise, when I turned around, here is Rocky, the racoon, on the step of the pool looking for dinner. But nothing much is happening here. FedEx not important enough for the terrorists, eh? Poor little Apple Mac (he says while on his highly reliable Hewlitt Packard), all those ads turned out to be a lie. All those ads which said that you were so much better than a PC turned out to be hot air. Steve Jobs needs teaching that there is such a thing as lying. Are you still sorting out all those problems that the Hurricane left in its path? And mosquitoes are horrible, irritating little creatures. I believe there is some form of new repellant thingy which now kills off mosquitoes if they bite you. Unsure what it is, but people were touting it as the solution to Malaria. And tadpoles in your pool? Hmmmm, considered getting a live pike and dropping it in there? Or perhaps you want an army of loyal frogs to rule the swimming pool with? Certainly useful when your life long enemies the fire ants come round. No not much is happening here either. Life goes on.

You had better post at least 10 per week! We love our Phoenix and miss when you are not here!!! Ooh a challenge. Well, I shall try, but I've got pretty much the same workload as LE and possibly even more. An average student takes 4 A-levels (A-levels are, I think, similar to your SATs) in different subjects. I have taken 6, so my workload is a teensy bit heavy at the minute. But, that hasn't ever stopped me before. Nothing should stop you when it comes to posting here!!! Well, I am sacrificing valuable Naruto time to do this, so appreciate it. And I think I am getting close to that 10 post mark already.

*shoots a laser guided missile at TGHL and explodes him into bits* I figured I would help Toto out because I got to this topic before she did! Nothing wrong with having Clinton as a president, she's been good for NY and appears to have good policies. Of course appears is a rubbish word in politics. Better than the apparent Republican candidate anyway, which isn't hard....

You had better hang around a bit more or you just might find your wings clipped!!! Not the wings.. So, how are things for the Horatio? I trust your piloting wasn't too disrupted by the whole plan to blow up planes over the mid-atlantic a few weeks ago. It certainly messed up Heathrow and all the major airports over here. PLUS, stupid CIA forced Mi5 and Mi6 to act before they wanted to. Most of the plotters were convicted, but a few got away due to lack of evidence. Oh well. Another disaster averted. ANother bunch of prisoners for Guantanamo... Oh sorry, this isn't the US Government topic. So how are things?

Boo... You rang, mithtreth?

You had better post at least 10 per week! We love our Phoenix and miss when you are not here!!! Ooh a challenge. Well, I shall try, but I've got pretty much the same workload as LE and possibly even more. An average student takes 4 A-levels (A-levels are, I think, similar to your SATs) in different subjects. I have taken 6, so my workload is a teensy bit heavy at the minute. But, that hasn't ever stopped me before.

Well, a month on and peace prevails. How odd. Doesn't make up for the fact that much of Lebanon is still on fire or in ruins. Tony Blair appears to be dead, for those of you not aware of British politics. He is leaving within a year, and how joyous we all are that he is. Home policies were good, he just shot himself in the foot with foreign policy. Next Prime Minister is Gordon Brown, responsible for our booming economy at the minute. He is liberal or centre ground (for those of you who associate the word "liberal" with the word "scum") and appears to have good home policies which should sort out some of our problems. However, very little is known about Brown and his policies outside of the Treasury and Exchequer or his foreign policy. Mostly because he has tried to distance himself from Blair in recent years. And just to send Toto into fits of rage when she sees this; HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT!

I post, but only infrequently. So my target is to have posted... 10 more by Christmas. That is a SMART target you know.

Not at all... we have just been awaiting your return from Amsterdam! How was your trip? Did you get to visit Anne Frank's house? We have missed you soooooo much. Glad you are back. Oh I've been back for a long time now Horatio, popping in from time to time, but the forums seem to be so... empty. How strange it is to remember when it was full of members. As to Amsterdam, it was indeed amazing and I did visit Anne Frank's house. It was strange to be queing up to go into the huge glass and steel limpet that was attached to it. When I was in the house itself, going round (I had to queue behind some delightful person from the USA who was giving a very loud lecture on the war. I bit his head off (metaphorically) when he started insulting Japan.) it was extremely hot and the spice that still lingered was very agitating. Makes you wonder how horrible it must have been for the Frank family and their friends hiding in the small room behind the offices. How great you were able to get to the Anne Frank house. I would like to go on holiday in Amsterdam again. On each previous visit, the most I stayed was two to three days. My goal would be to spend a week, or if I could, two in Amsterdam. Do try and spend two weeks in Amsterdam, it is a wonderful city. Unlike any other capital in Europe, and everything is so... relaxed. London is paralytic with traffic, Paris is full of Sardinians (or is it Corsica?) having loud verbal arguments over who owns the right to go into which lane while blocking all traffic behind and then there is Amsterdam in which there are barely any traffic queues. So unique... The trip round the canals is amazing too. Particuarly if you happen to be eating Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough Ice Cream at the same time. And yes Mushroom_King, I am back. Not many other people are it seems. Where art thou LifesEagle?

Not at all... we have just been awaiting your return from Amsterdam! How was your trip? Did you get to visit Anne Frank's house? We have missed you soooooo much. Glad you are back. Oh I've been back for a long time now Horatio, popping in from time to time, but the forums seem to be so... empty. How strange it is to remember when it was full of members. As to Amsterdam, it was indeed amazing and I did visit Anne Frank's house. It was strange to be queing up to go into the huge glass and steel limpet that was attached to it. When I was in the house itself, going round (I had to queue behind some delightful person from the USA who was giving a very loud lecture on the war. I bit his head off (metaphorically) when he started insulting Japan.) it was extremely hot and the spice that still lingered was very agitating. Makes you wonder how horrible it must have been for the Frank family and their friends hiding in the small room behind the offices.

I appear to have killed this topic.

I suppose that depends on the psyche doesn't it? And there isn't one great American psyche, if you go down the route of a national psyche all you do is have nationalism (very bad) and xenophobia (because obviously your psyche is better than everyone elses'). Same for all countries. Avoid nationalsim. And as Horatio said, I do know the problems. No national Healthcare for example, all you have is private hospitals and exorbitant medical insurance.

So many things available in Holland. Cannabis, Euthanasia and such. None of which I will be sampling on my visit. And shall this continue now that there is 'The' Debate Topic?

This is somewhat an uber-argument isn't it? Perhaps we should choose one topic at a time rather than doing religon, sex and politics all in one package?

*bursts in with fireworks* Doctor Who Series 2 is coming to the SCI FI Channel in September.

*pokes UN resolution* Not much is it? Stupid Bush, I bet it was him who messed it up. Strange that Hezbollah say that they will obey the ceasefire.

I notice that in my posting absence this topic seems to have become simple statements as to avoid argument. Like "yes it is." Well, I have no interest in reigniting any flame wars as I am off to Holland in a few days time and will be too busy practising going into a riverside cafe/florists and refusing any offers of Cannabis. Amsterdam should be interesting, as I am going to Anne Frank's house. (hint; There's a nice topic which has a vaguely religous theme. Discuss Anne Frank.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died

I hope Ms. Rice puts her foot down and backs "Ceasefire, Now!" That may be pushing it a bit as we have to remember that this is probably going to become part of the whole "war on terror" campaign and thus Condi will probably say that they will allow the Israelis to spend another 10-11 days committing crimes against humanity.

And Tony Blair shows how amazing his ability to change his opinion in the shortest amount of time is. Well, for a change he seems to have made the right decision. After the bombing of the town, he has changed his "allow operations to be carried out" tune to "ceasefire. Now." Well, whether it was the air raid which killed 50 people, 34 of which were children or whether it was having Angela Merkel whacking his head against his desk until he submitted, it is a change for the best. Hopefully it can finish soon and what Israel calls a "European" peace keeping force can be dispatched. Viva la UN/EU.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed.

As much as I... disliked the invasion of Iraq or rather the reasons given for it, I would not be strongly opposed to an invasion of Iran. Provided we went sensibly about it. Iran is out of control, ever since... well actually, all they have done is exchange a pro-Western dictator for a religously driven despot. Nothing in the Middle East can be done until the people who posion the hearts and minds of innocents are stopped. Nationalism has never done anything for anyone, and nor has been religously driven. (before we get all angry, I mean religously driven as in... religous patriotism) No one is paying any attention to Iran I notice while they procede with the nuclear program...

Homophobia stems from the fear of anything different or something which does not fit into your world view. Change is not always good, but refusing to change leads only to extinction and stagnation.

It is very saddening. I'm not condoning what Hezbollah or Palestine's actions (Hamas = Terrorists. You get the opprtunity of a government and you elect the group most likely to make you into a dictatorship. How sensible), but Israel's actions have been completely disproprtionate to the crimes. And the problem is Israel will not cease hostilities unless the USA says so. We've condemned (something good for a change has been done by the Foreign Office) it, France has condemned it, Germany has condemned it. That is the "Big Three" of European and indeed world politics right there. And yet Israel says it would accept a European peace force in Southern Lebanon. No mentioning of when it might stop shelling Southern Lebanon. Not that Iran has the moral high ground over the USA. The president is a Nazi who wants to wipe Israel off teh face of the earth and denies the holocaust ever took place and it has gotten to the stage where a teenage girl is hung for "crimes against chastity." Syria is a terrorist's dreamland and Iraq is on fire all of the time. The only places doing remotely well are on the fringes of the Middle East. Turkey, Dubai, Kuwait and such.